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Let's be Ghislaine Maxwell in jail

"For lunch I'll have the Waldorf Salad and an Earl Grey tea with honey and lemon, not sugar."

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by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2022 6:51 PM

I'm Bill Barr, waiting for the signal from my boss, Donald Trump, to off her, just like Epstein.

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2022 2:51 PM

I’m Big Boo, the obese lesbian with a hairy pussy Jizzy must eat daily for protection

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2022 3:03 PM

I'm the video camera, on its last legs, haha.

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2022 3:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2022 3:14 PM

Clinton, Trump, Ellen... I would have taken them all down with me but I gotta play it cool. Hunter says I'll be pardoned once my contact buys six more of his paintings.

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2022 3:27 PM

I’m secretly Alan Rickman Ghislane was just a disguise..

Come here little girl..

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2022 3:38 PM

Has my husband called?

by Anonymousreply 7January 19, 2022 4:50 AM

Alan Rickman?!?! Why Alan Rickman?

by Anonymousreply 8January 19, 2022 4:55 AM

I'm Amanda Knox and I have to butt in because I know it all too well about foxy women being so viciously villified in the media!

by Anonymousreply 9January 19, 2022 4:57 AM

I'm the deep regret of how much I have thrown my life away.

by Anonymousreply 10January 19, 2022 4:59 AM

We're Jizzy Lane's sex toys, listlessly floating about in the toilet bowl. It's a pity she no longer has Gabriel to clean us up. He always did such a thorough job. The water was so nice and warm in Palm Beach.

by Anonymousreply 11January 19, 2022 9:09 AM

I'm the Swiss bank account.

by Anonymousreply 12January 19, 2022 10:35 PM

R8.. Because there’s a very slight resemblance if you look back on a young Alan with black hair. Like they could be siblings at best.

by Anonymousreply 13January 20, 2022 12:07 AM

^And it was more a dig at Ghislaine looking like a man in the face..😆

by Anonymousreply 14January 20, 2022 12:13 AM

I feel like a 14-year-old girl.

by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2022 12:25 AM

She’s feeling nubile as she walks in and there’s all those Wolf whistles and hardcore black studs fighting over her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2022 12:31 AM

<- and that's just the gals

by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2022 1:06 AM

I'm the hair cap, gloves and sanitary booties Jizzlane must wear to work in the kitchens.

by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2022 1:12 AM

I'm the monthly sanitary products Jizz trades for Xanax.

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2022 1:15 AM

Ohh ok I understand now

by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2022 7:52 AM

I’m the twin bunk with sharp angles Ghislaine is pinned down on while getting her cunt ate by a wolf like black prisoner woman.

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2022 8:06 AM

I’m the lights that suddenly go off in the communal shower

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2022 6:51 PM
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