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I just love crackers!

I could eat crackers every day! I love so many different kinds and flavors! My pantry is stocked with boxes and boxes of tasty crackers! There is nothing better to snack on than crackers and your favorite spread! I just love them so much!

by Anonymousreply 101April 1, 2022 2:44 PM

DL is going straight down the shitter

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 9:22 PM

I’m into Town House crackers. But I dare not buy them because I do not trust myself around the box.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 9:22 PM


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by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 9:27 PM

How about my Graham cracker—dipped in peanut butter?

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2022 9:35 PM

Well, you can eat them in Barbara Mandrell's bed anytime.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 9:36 PM

I must admit OP, I like crackers too. Ritz, Graham, Cheez-Its, hell I even love saltines with a small ring of Vidalia onion and a slice of sharp cheddar cheese.

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2022 9:40 PM

Do you squirt cheese on your crackers, OP?

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2022 9:45 PM

😆🤣😂 R1.

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2022 10:24 PM

OP is Sandy Duncan.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2022 10:25 PM

I love Crackers too op. Ritz and Graham Crackers in the red box with milk.

I just can't overdue it. Ritz will make you shit badly in the middle of the night. A nightmare it is.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2022 10:26 PM

[quote]I just can't overdue it.

Oh, dear cracker.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2022 10:34 PM

Triscuit reduced sodium variety are my favourite. I find the regular ones too salty now. Plus you're adding extra salt when you add cheese to them anyway.

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2022 10:44 PM

Cracked pepper water crackers!

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2022 10:47 PM

These are my favorite crackers ever. I like them with Muenster cheese the most but will eat them with jam or any cheese or just the crackers.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2022 10:49 PM

So do we! Eat 'em all up 'til the're all gone! - BLM

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2022 11:02 PM

I love eating a whole box of Wheat Thins.

And I'm not Sandy Fucking Duncan.

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2022 11:56 PM

Eh, sometimes you just have to take what you can get.

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by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2022 12:01 AM

I'm partial to Lindsay Graham crackers.

He keeps them in his dungeon.

by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2022 12:04 AM

You fucking Cracker lover

by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2022 12:20 AM

I love quraqueurs

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2022 12:51 AM

[quote] And I'm not Sandy Fucking Duncan.

You do bear a striking resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 21January 18, 2022 12:57 PM

I love them, too, OP. My favorite cheap cracker is Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuit.

by Anonymousreply 22January 18, 2022 1:30 PM

Op's name is Polly.

by Anonymousreply 23January 18, 2022 1:38 PM

What do you call a Russian on a cracker?

Putin on the ritz.

by Anonymousreply 24January 18, 2022 1:39 PM

Triscuits w blue cheese. Mmmmm

by Anonymousreply 25January 18, 2022 1:57 PM

Ok, I can’t lie, I laughed in spite of myself at r24.

by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2022 9:05 PM

fuck off defacto

by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2022 10:27 PM

Polly want a cracker?!

by Anonymousreply 28January 19, 2022 12:04 AM

And it’s threads like THIS why I visit DL daily!

by Anonymousreply 29January 19, 2022 12:09 AM

OP here, I just had some crackers as a snack this afternoon and was so happy to be doing so, and I thought of this thread! Hope you are all doing well and eating your crackers!

by Anonymousreply 30January 31, 2022 9:14 PM

R24 that was so bad it was good! :)

by Anonymousreply 31January 31, 2022 9:22 PM

Op you can save a lot of money making your own.

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by Anonymousreply 32January 31, 2022 9:50 PM

I saw a recipe for homemade cheezits that looks tasty...if you like cheezits, that is.

by Anonymousreply 33January 31, 2022 10:13 PM

Finally! The thread we all wanted but were afraid to post.

by Anonymousreply 34January 31, 2022 10:16 PM

R32 I’m not that desperate for activity.

by Anonymousreply 35January 31, 2022 11:13 PM

R24 you can't tell that joke without including the video.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 31, 2022 11:30 PM

The tastes of cracker brands has entirely changed from the 70s. Sociables used to have a great peppery taste, now they have no taste at all. Ritz crackers are now thicker. I preferred Cheese Nips to Cheez-its. Old London has changed the taste of its melba toast. Everything tastes so much more starchy, and I don't like it.

Yes, I'm a crabby old man who hates everything newfangled. Give me what I used to know.

by Anonymousreply 37February 1, 2022 12:02 AM

F&F the OP/race bait troll please

by Anonymousreply 38February 1, 2022 12:10 AM

Jesus Christ on a cracker.

by Anonymousreply 39February 1, 2022 12:23 AM

Sophia did receive a manger scene made of cheese, didn't she R39!

by Anonymousreply 40February 1, 2022 12:30 AM

Ugh. Guys, I’m so sick of crackers. 🤢

by Anonymousreply 41March 15, 2022 9:29 PM

I don't dislike crackers, but I can't get excited about them either.

by Anonymousreply 42March 15, 2022 9:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 43March 15, 2022 9:35 PM

Pepperidge farm goldfish extra cheddar are the best

by Anonymousreply 44March 15, 2022 9:35 PM

I miss Bremner Wafers.

by Anonymousreply 45March 15, 2022 9:45 PM

We call them biscuits, you call them maize.

by Anonymousreply 46March 15, 2022 9:52 PM

Ritz Crackers cost too much these days. Cheaper alternatives?

by Anonymousreply 47March 15, 2022 9:53 PM

Well Baby Doll, you are just plum crackers!

by Anonymousreply 48March 15, 2022 9:56 PM

try the Trader Joes version, costs a lot less, R47

by Anonymousreply 49March 15, 2022 10:37 PM

No Trader Joes in my state. Thanks, though. Plenty of Kroger stores!

by Anonymousreply 50March 15, 2022 10:38 PM


by Anonymousreply 51March 15, 2022 10:43 PM

[quote] Plenty of Kroger stores!

Any Piggly Wigglys?

by Anonymousreply 52March 15, 2022 10:45 PM


by Anonymousreply 53March 15, 2022 10:54 PM

I cannot be trusted with a box of Cheez-Its.

by Anonymousreply 54March 15, 2022 10:59 PM

I just had Triscuits and Dubliner slices for dinner. I’m also partial to the cracked pepper Carr’s and Stone Wheat crackers (the best).

Underrated cracker snack - Better Cheddars.

by Anonymousreply 55March 15, 2022 11:00 PM

Why are oyster crackers so difficult to find nowadays? Trader Joe's stopped selling them years ago. Now I can't find them in my neighborhood supermarkets.

by Anonymousreply 56March 15, 2022 11:04 PM

I always serve my chili with oyster crackers.

by Anonymousreply 57March 15, 2022 11:14 PM

I always have a box of Nabisco Saltines in my house for soup or for hummus. Recently, my grocery store hasn't had them and has removed their placeholder from the cracker aisle. Anyone know if there's some kind of shortage?

by Anonymousreply 58March 16, 2022 11:14 AM

R58, They are missing from the shelves here too. Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 59March 16, 2022 12:27 PM

OP is probably a cracker.

(A poor Southern white person usually of Scotch-Irish descent.)

by Anonymousreply 60March 16, 2022 12:45 PM
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by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2022 3:31 PM

I love bagel chips (which are actually more like crackers than chips) with hummus.

by Anonymousreply 62March 19, 2022 4:41 PM

Vermont sharp cheddar with a Triscuit is tooo delicious.

by Anonymousreply 63March 19, 2022 5:05 PM


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by Anonymousreply 64March 19, 2022 7:12 PM

Aldi has oyster crackers as well as a cheap Ritz alternative.

And just like that, it became an Aldi thread.

by Anonymousreply 65March 19, 2022 8:19 PM

If you guys & Gals really love Cracker like that. You should try Paula Deens Georgia Cracker salad.

And yes, it actually exists. 😆

by Anonymousreply 66March 20, 2022 5:07 AM

I love this thread. I love Better Cheddars. I love cracked pepper water crackers. I also just love crackers. When you can find them, ShopRite has a fairly new fancy cracker collection that is like $2 something. I was just enjoying some of those with mild cheddar. I should have bought sharp, but they were still delicious. I didn't know there were other cracker fans out there.

by Anonymousreply 67March 20, 2022 5:18 AM

My favorite snack is crackers, cheese and olives. Different ones for variety. The day my supermarket added an olive bar I wanted to jump in the air and click my heels.

And add me to the Better Cheddar Fan Club.

by Anonymousreply 68March 20, 2022 9:32 AM

I usually don't buy crackers because I inhale them. I love Carrs plain old water crackers, but I also like the cracked pepper variety as well.

I'm a Cheese Nip fan over Cheezits which, to me, tend to be quite salty. I've never had Better Cheddars...are they like a Cheese Nip/Cheezit type cracker?

I haven't had Chik'n in a Basket crackers for years, but those things are like crack for me. They probably changed the flavor since I last had them.

by Anonymousreply 69March 20, 2022 9:52 AM

Chicken in Bisket are the bomb. Tastes the same as it always has.

by Anonymousreply 70March 20, 2022 10:17 AM

I had no idea Chicken in a Bisket is flavored with real chicken. I thought it was all chemicals. I can't eat them now as I am on a strict diet but they were a guilty pleasure at one point. I always they were trashy, but so good.

by Anonymousreply 71March 20, 2022 10:32 AM

Good to know, r70. Thanks for telling me!

by Anonymousreply 72March 20, 2022 10:38 AM

Water crackers w cream cheese, chopped onion and caviar. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 73March 20, 2022 11:44 AM

[quote] I didn't know there were other cracker fans out there.

Who doesn’t like crackers?! Who?

by Anonymousreply 74March 20, 2022 6:14 PM

Crackers are comfort food. I like Ritz Cheese it's and a handful of other Crackers. They can also be filling if there's nothing else around to eat.

by Anonymousreply 75March 20, 2022 9:38 PM

Perfect double entendre

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by Anonymousreply 76March 25, 2022 1:30 PM

Love this thread because indeed I love to obsess about my specific favorite kind of cracker. Which is…

Nabisco Unsalted Tops Saltines. The perfect amount of non-salt/salted ratio. I love eating them. There’s something so satisfying about the slightly buttery blandness, and they always settle my stomach. I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables and these are often the perfect companion to an acid-y digestive system.

I’ll eat a handful for breakfast, and they’re perfect for a late night snack. Nothing on them. I know they’re carb-y but I could do a lot worse. Satisfying on many levels.

by Anonymousreply 77March 25, 2022 2:04 PM

R77 Another example of removing the excess salt from a processed food and allowing the natural taste to come forward again. Even if it’s something very simple.

by Anonymousreply 78March 25, 2022 2:05 PM

Oh boy...the implications of OP's title. You can really run with it. I'll play along with the straight answers. I always loved Triscuits and Wheat Thins.

by Anonymousreply 79March 25, 2022 2:10 PM

Whote chedder cheese its.

by Anonymousreply 80March 25, 2022 2:55 PM

Who are you OP? Jonas Wilkerson? Mrs. Suellen Benteen?

by Anonymousreply 81March 25, 2022 3:43 PM

So do I!

by Anonymousreply 82March 25, 2022 3:53 PM

Trader Joe's had a Fig and Olive cracker I really liked.

I haven't been there in a while, do they still make those?

by Anonymousreply 83March 25, 2022 3:53 PM

Occasionally, I like to get a little high and eat some Cheez-Its. Otherwise, I save crackers for Thanksgiving & Xmas.

by Anonymousreply 84March 25, 2022 4:01 PM

I like Cuban crackers the most. The taste is not so overwhelming and there's no salt, so it is the perfect vehicle for cheese or tapenade. My mom used to send these up to me when I was out of South Florida for school because I kept whining about how much I missed them. Second place goes to some dollar store crackers I had where I would just inhale the box as soon as I got them.

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by Anonymousreply 85March 25, 2022 4:06 PM

I also like the reduced sodium Triscuits, as well as the reduced sodium Blue Diamond almond crackers. A discount grocery store I go to regularly has the Blue Diamond crackers for 99 cents, so I always stock up.

by Anonymousreply 86March 25, 2022 4:08 PM

I love crackwhores too.

by Anonymousreply 87March 25, 2022 4:12 PM

I'm totally weird, I know, but I make little PBJ sandwiches with low salt saltines or even Ritz.

Also...they're not exactly crackers, but you can make extra crunchy homemade Rusk by zapping any conventional balloon bread in a microwave (carefully).

by Anonymousreply 88March 25, 2022 6:42 PM

My mom used to put chocolate icing on saltines as a snack for us kids. That zing of salt under the sweet was perfect.

by Anonymousreply 89March 26, 2022 12:07 AM

You're not weird, R88, I had PBJ saltines for dinner a few nights ago! They're perfect when you a) have no bread in the house and b) aren't very hungry.

by Anonymousreply 90March 30, 2022 6:28 AM

Loving that there is a resident DL cracker eating troll, OP. I thought I was alone here.

by Anonymousreply 91March 30, 2022 6:42 AM

Milton's, but lately all crackers get stake so soon. Think the sell by dates are too lenient.

by Anonymousreply 92March 30, 2022 7:53 AM

Emmy makes her own crackers...May try these.

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by Anonymousreply 93April 1, 2022 12:52 PM

I just loves me some crackers with my eggs.

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by Anonymousreply 94April 1, 2022 1:07 PM

I absolutely adore oyster crackers and have a firm belief that they should only go in tomato soup and chowders and nothing else. I also believe salads containing both fruits and vegetables are unholy.

by Anonymousreply 95April 1, 2022 1:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 96April 1, 2022 1:18 PM

I recently bought some kind of Annie's organic crackers at Grocery Outlet for 99 cents -- I didn't expect to like them because that brand's stuff is always so busy being healthy that it lacks taste. I was right, so I broke some up and put them outside for the squirrels and birds. It turns out they LOVE them and I can hardly keep up with the demand! Now the price has dropped to 47 cents as the expiration date looms and I plan to buy a few more boxes for the wildlife.

by Anonymousreply 97April 1, 2022 1:26 PM

OP = Todrick Hall

by Anonymousreply 98April 1, 2022 2:00 PM

I love saltines with a thin spread of butter.

My very favorite crackers are any with sesame seeds on them.

by Anonymousreply 99April 1, 2022 2:33 PM

Crackers is my son!

by Anonymousreply 100April 1, 2022 2:36 PM

Hot and Spicy Cheese-Its

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