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Jake Gyllenhaal always looks miserable.

You would think he'd be happy with his life, but NO. He never smiles.

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by Anonymousreply 99April 5, 2022 1:25 AM

I guess Tom and Robert are no longer returning his calls.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 5:56 AM

OP is always a cunt. Ain't no doubt bout dat.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 5:58 AM

Who are Tom and Robert

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 6:12 AM

I want my scarf back, you miserable asshole.

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2022 6:15 AM

He seems to really want award recognition. I find that exhausting about him.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 6:31 AM

When did he suddenly turn into Abraham Lincoln?

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2022 6:31 AM

My darling Jakey always smiles when he sees me. Guess he's just not into you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2022 6:36 AM

He always looks like he’s absolutely beaming to me.

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2022 6:59 AM

According to this QAnon loon cunt troll OP, every leftwinng actor is gay, pedo, and unhappy. What a fucked-up projection from a fucked-up, miserable piece of Trump shit OP.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2022 7:34 AM

Well, he's 41 so that makes him an eldergay.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2022 7:49 AM

Great hair though!

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2022 8:36 AM

The closet kills.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2022 8:49 AM

OP The picture has nothing to do with his mood. He is obviously posing for that picture - notice how he's looking right at the camera. If he was told by a director to smile you would see all 32 of his teeth. He is a well paid actor and a model. He knows exactly what he is doing.

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2022 8:58 AM

He's always so dour in every picture.

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2022 3:01 PM

He clearly misses Tom Holland.

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2022 7:11 PM

He misses Tom Holland's ass.

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2022 7:12 PM

I gave him a chance to be happy. He turned it down for fame and fortune.

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2022 7:13 PM

He's looking masculine.

by Anonymousreply 20January 17, 2022 7:14 PM

He looks better not smiling.

by Anonymousreply 21January 17, 2022 7:18 PM

He's a serious thespian, the DeNiro of his generation.

by Anonymousreply 22January 17, 2022 7:24 PM

R3 Tom Holland and Robert Downey, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 23January 17, 2022 7:25 PM

he always is posing, and it makes him look like he's trying to hold in a crap

by Anonymousreply 24January 17, 2022 7:50 PM


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by Anonymousreply 25January 27, 2022 10:14 AM

R25 Interview link?

by Anonymousreply 26January 27, 2022 4:32 PM

At least he's got great hair plugs.

by Anonymousreply 27January 27, 2022 4:34 PM

You think so? I guess the plugs look good until you seat Jake next to Tom Holland whose hair is real. LOL

You ever notice how when a star is playing a much younger character, they always surround them with other older actors playing young? No matter how beautiful a star is, you can really see all their flaws and that they are a lot older when they are with a young actor of the same gender.

by Anonymousreply 28January 27, 2022 5:13 PM

7:14 "We do that (drink urine). We drink each other's."

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by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2022 6:35 PM

I have a good story that alludes to his sadness. I know someone in Toronto who is a nerdy fan or movie actors. Jake visited Toronto in the summer of 2012 or 2013 during summer for some type of event. It wasn’t a movie premier, but some type of work related to film or charity. The movie fan went to the media events that he was at for the three days and took pictures with his camera. Each of the three days he wore the same green cargo pants and black Tshirt. Three of us were looking at the pictures to see how he looked. His clothing looked really dirty and he looked awful with greasy hair etc. over the three days. One of the ladies with us looking at the photos said that her intuition said he looked depressed and something was off, with him wearing the same dirty clothing over those three days, and his body language (Especially when your publicist/stylist can get you free Tom Ford clothing etc.). We all thought there was deep sadness to him. The pictures stood out because they were so unexpected.

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by Anonymousreply 31January 27, 2022 7:14 PM

He wore the same clothes for three days? Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 32January 27, 2022 7:42 PM

r30 r32 Don't you have articles of clothing you like so much, you have multiples of them?

by Anonymousreply 33January 27, 2022 7:46 PM

But you don't wear the same thing for days at a time.

by Anonymousreply 34January 27, 2022 7:49 PM

[quote]The movie fan went to the media events that he was at for the three days and took pictures with his camera. Each of the three days he wore the same green cargo pants and black Tshirt.

R30, Celebs do this sometimes.

By wearing the same outfit, if they're photographed, it appears that it was all on the same day.

It's a paparazzi deterrent. Katy Perry, Brad Pitt and others have pulled that stunt.

by Anonymousreply 35January 27, 2022 7:49 PM

OP, Jake does NOT always look miserable. He most likely is protecting himself from paparazzi and overzealous reporters. I don't know what the fascination is with DLers frothing at the mouth over his sexuality. If he's gay, bi, straight, whatever, good for him. Whatever. If he has had or does have a relationship with Tom Holland, another Good For Him. Nice to have someone in his life and I, for one, am happy for him.

by Anonymousreply 36January 27, 2022 8:21 PM

r35 it's still gross to wear the same clothes for days on end.

by Anonymousreply 37January 27, 2022 8:30 PM

R30 has to be a frau. Who gives a tiny rat's ass what Jake is wearing and who gives a fuck if he is depressed. That is nunya bizness, cunt. Jesus cripe get a fucking life.

by Anonymousreply 38January 27, 2022 9:06 PM

Hairy ass, right? Those clothes probably smell.

by Anonymousreply 39January 27, 2022 9:12 PM

Jake is not a daily bather. Stank ass!

by Anonymousreply 40January 27, 2022 9:13 PM

He's seen a therapist every day since he was 12 yo. Oy vey!

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2022 9:28 PM

I'm fine. Nothing to see here.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 27, 2022 9:32 PM

I disagree with OP's trolling statement. On every talk show he is smiling and affable and I don't think it's entirely put on.

by Anonymousreply 43January 27, 2022 9:34 PM

R29 Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal funny moments Part Deux

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by Anonymousreply 44January 27, 2022 9:39 PM

[R38] This is a gossip site, and we’re here for it! If you don’t like it go to Goop, and study yoga poses.

by Anonymousreply 45January 27, 2022 9:42 PM

R30 Poof never got over me.

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by Anonymousreply 46January 27, 2022 9:46 PM

"Sad closet cast trope". Been there done that.

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by Anonymousreply 47January 27, 2022 9:54 PM


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by Anonymousreply 48January 27, 2022 10:41 PM

I know it gives a lot of gay guys a massive thrill to constantly parrot "The closet KILLS!", but of course we see that it doesn't. How do you know how anybody feels?

by Anonymousreply 49January 27, 2022 10:47 PM

[quote]On every talk show he is smiling and affable and I don't think it's entirely put on.

The truth is, and yes I know this to be the truth from first hand and second hand knowledge, he's just moody.

One day he is the most fun guy in the world and the next day you'd think he hates you. Then he flips back again to being funny and nice.

by Anonymousreply 50January 27, 2022 11:05 PM

He’s even uglier when he smiles.

by Anonymousreply 51January 28, 2022 12:31 AM

R51 = charming party guest.

by Anonymousreply 52January 28, 2022 12:35 AM

I wish my boyfriend looked at me the way Jake Gyllenhaal looks at Tom Holland.

by Anonymousreply 53January 28, 2022 2:05 AM

You'd be miserable too if you know your obit will read:

"He was fucked in a tent by oscar winner Heath Ledger"

by Anonymousreply 54January 28, 2022 3:55 AM

Supposedly he would go to Soulcycle in New York and stink up the room. Like, he wouldn’t have taken a shower for a few days prior to working out. A lot of people in the sessions we’re posting their horror stories all over social media.

by Anonymousreply 55January 28, 2022 6:22 PM

Hopefully he turns it around soon. Imagine being in your 40s and “straight” and never having proposed when you can get any woman.

by Anonymousreply 56January 29, 2022 8:45 AM

R56 Delusional cuntfrau. I doubt Jake could get "any woman".

by Anonymousreply 57January 29, 2022 9:14 AM

He should have stayed with Reese Witherspoon. She just sold her company for $900 million and is powerful. Instead dating a “model” who nobody has heard of.

by Anonymousreply 58January 29, 2022 9:34 AM

Reese wanted a real relationship, not a bearding relationship

by Anonymousreply 59January 29, 2022 2:42 PM

He reminds me of Clifford, the big red dog.

by Anonymousreply 60January 29, 2022 3:12 PM

OP, you've shot your statement to shit with the picture you provided. He looks hot as fuck there, and it seems to me he's saying , 'Hey, can we get out of here and go somewhere we can be alone?"

by Anonymousreply 61January 29, 2022 3:53 PM

With all the money Jake has I don't think anyone has to worry about him being miserable. His sister Maggie Gyllenhaal is the one who should be miserable because he clearly got ALL THE LOOKS in that family. Maggie looks like somebody smacked her in the face with a big ugly stick - REPEATEDLY! 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 62January 29, 2022 4:01 PM

He should do a lighthearted comedy. It will refresh his career.

by Anonymousreply 63January 29, 2022 4:19 PM

I saw The Dark Knight in the theater and when Maggie got blowed up the whole audience clapped and cheered. It was too funny.

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by Anonymousreply 65January 29, 2022 4:28 PM

They don't even look related. Damn that is an ugly bitch! LOL

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by Anonymousreply 66January 29, 2022 4:30 PM

They have the smug, self-important look of a couple of industry kids. And it's BLOWN up, darling.

by Anonymousreply 67January 29, 2022 4:32 PM

Blowed up is slang, darling. She got blowed up real good! Didn't you ever watch SCTV?

by Anonymousreply 68January 29, 2022 4:33 PM

Speaking of smug and self important just look at r67

by Anonymousreply 69January 29, 2022 4:34 PM

Everyone needs a hobby, my little choo-choo.

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by Anonymousreply 71January 29, 2022 4:38 PM

Lovely photo of you.

by Anonymousreply 72January 29, 2022 4:40 PM

The person pictured at R71 has the figure of the average DL poster.

by Anonymousreply 73January 29, 2022 4:46 PM

Of course he’s miserable. He’s over 40 and still unmarried and doesn’t even have any kids yet.

by Anonymousreply 74January 29, 2022 5:19 PM

R67 Doesn't get humor or colloquialisms.

by Anonymousreply 75January 29, 2022 5:32 PM

R74 I got a newsflash for you, everybody doesn't want to be married with kids.

by Anonymousreply 76January 29, 2022 5:37 PM

R76 Exactly. That is the most heteronormative thing a frau can do is assume all men want a bitch to marry and rug rats. More than half of all straight men probably have zero interest in that garbage.

by Anonymousreply 77January 29, 2022 5:40 PM

Jake may be a cunt but I'll never forget his ass in Jarhead.

by Anonymousreply 78January 29, 2022 5:41 PM

Starting to look like youngish Dustin Hoffman.

by Anonymousreply 79January 29, 2022 5:42 PM

Oh, he smiles.

by Anonymousreply 80January 29, 2022 5:44 PM

His mother and sister are a couple of real cunts who are constantly around him, so romantic partners must not stick around Jake for long.

by Anonymousreply 81January 29, 2022 5:44 PM

R81 has a strange notion of how the libido works when affected by wealth and celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 82January 29, 2022 5:46 PM

No r82. Just that overbearing family members who act like total cunts can drive people away, no matter their station in life.

by Anonymousreply 83January 29, 2022 6:02 PM

It must be exhausting remaining closeted all these years.

by Anonymousreply 84January 29, 2022 8:41 PM

R80, Tom, if you can see his smile, you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymousreply 85January 29, 2022 9:29 PM

I bet (if he's gay) he is not closeted to friends and family. They all know what the deal is with him.

I'm sure his decisions for keeping his private life, private (whatever they are) are for financial reasons. And they will all keep their mouths shut for financial reasons as well.

by Anonymousreply 86January 29, 2022 9:34 PM

I hope he froze is young healthy gay sperm because he's going to be shooting toxic nonviable sperm in just a few years.

by Anonymousreply 87January 30, 2022 12:12 AM

R74 no sexism please

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by Anonymousreply 88January 30, 2022 10:31 AM

His butt plug is too tight!

by Anonymousreply 89January 30, 2022 11:03 AM

He smiles here

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by Anonymousreply 91April 3, 2022 10:53 AM

He is a pretentious actor who no doubts worship Brando and Sean Penn, and must at all times show what a tortured artist he is, that he contains multitudes which us, the great unwashed, must marvel at and give thanks to for the great art he provides us.

by Anonymousreply 92April 3, 2022 11:58 AM

Heath Ledger as a corpse prolly looks better than this fugly turd.

by Anonymousreply 93April 3, 2022 12:46 PM

I saw him in that Broadway solo show (two one-handers on the bill) called "Seawall/A Life" and he was excellent. I was very impressed with his performance.

by Anonymousreply 94April 3, 2022 8:44 PM

He's an actor, of course he's going to have moody and weird moments. But OP is a delusional diseased whore, because he's the most one of the most grinning, playful, affable actors when doing press that I can think of.

by Anonymousreply 95April 4, 2022 1:08 AM

He looks horrible at R90 and R91. Old and withered.

by Anonymousreply 96April 4, 2022 5:46 AM

I honestly see why he goes with the serious look. He is much more handsome. He looks goofy and less attractive when he smiles. He is one of the few people for whom smiling does not increase his face value.

Fuck the critics. Keep scowling Jake. You look hot!

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by Anonymousreply 98April 5, 2022 1:20 AM

Jake is trying to look enigmatic.

by Anonymousreply 99April 5, 2022 1:25 AM
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