Another DLer Sighting

I confess, it's me.

Elegant Eliott , a former Howard Stern regular guest. The inside? Is worse than the outside.

A delight for the mind and eye

Good for him he seems to be enjoying life as much as someone like him can

I've got to admit, that wasn't what I was expecting.

He’s a sexy little biscuit.

Getting his kink on.

He’s probably in good shape from all that running

Typical DataLounge patron.

That’s Elliott Offen. He likes to jog in the bus lane and pick fights with people. Although he does get double-takes, I’ve never seen anyone start with him. He’s the one who gets in people’s faces. Been seeing him in the East 80s for at least 20 years.

WAIT! I think he was my Understudy for Flashdance.

With a thong in my parts

you behold my adorable taint

Just a thong where it starts

But it soon is a hymn unrestraint

Wow, Elliot Offen is still alive?

Elliott is a true lunatic.

Is this from the opening credits to "And Just Like That"? I see why people are saying Carrie is looking rough.

Unmedicated mental illness.

Elegant Elliot Offen was a semi regular Howard Stern guest but I guess he was too mentally ill to keep it going. His daughter eventually went to the press to discuss the horrific abuse she dealt with as a child. I cant remember details.

He has children??

I doubt he catches any dick

I keep hearing the Mary Tyler Moore theme song when I look at that photo. It just needs the hat toss!

Elegant Elliott Offen! Riiiiight?

"JOE CORSON, Maitre d and bouncer was disrespecting my father in the Stage Delicatessen. Three hundred terrified, horrified witnesses saw me leave Joe Corsin bleeding! Right?! I left him for dead!! Hemorrhaging from the mouth! Cops were gonna pinch me! We squashed the beef with seventy-five hundred CASH"

Another creepy fetisher foisting himself upon an unloving audience.

He kidnapped his then 2yo daughter from his wife and while he had her, he broke her fingers. Took seven years to find the poor girl, who more than once called into Howard Stern to say her father abused her, but Stern played it like "his ALLEGED daughter" and "Elliott vs ALLEGED daughter" because he thought it was hilarious.

Elliott apparently also stole all of his family's money, causing at least his brother to end up homeless.

Sirius finally banned Offen from Howard's show after Offen damaged the studio. Howard had wanted Offen in so he could talk about how he had murdered a woman by running her over with his truck, but Offen refused to talk about it, instead talking about another incident where he'd beat up a host at a restaurant and "left him for dead." (He didn't die.) He damaged a wall and Sirius said enough was enough.

he was in the news for not paying his rent for years. Evil grifter. His grotesque appearance is a caution sign. The Howard Stern show appearances were a barrel of laughs until they got too close and dug up serious dirt. Made porn and is so repulsive looking it will make you puke.

He’s terrifying to see in real life. He jogs in the bus lane and I hope a bus hits him one day.

A kid was imprisoned for years because he stole a backpack. Elegant Elliot stole millions, is still on the grift and remains free.

MAN SENTENCED FOR DEFRAUDING 18 BUSINESSES By BARBARA WALSH and Staff Writer South Florida Sun-Sentinel

November 29, 1989

Elliott Keith Offen, who prosecutors say could steal thousands of dollars from companies with a roll of quarters, was sentenced on Tuesday to 14 years in prison.

Offen, 38, who used dozens of personalities and voices to steal at least $30 million from businesses across the country, pleaded guilty to the charges on Tuesday in Broward Circuit Court.

Broward Circuit Judge J. Leonard Fleet sentenced Offen to 14 years in prison, followed by two years' house arrest, and five years' probation for racketeering, organized fraud, grand theft and perjury.

Fleet admonished Offen for trying to con the judicial system with unnecessary delays during the past 14 months that Offen has been in Broward County Jail, and for contributing to South Florida's reputation as home to confidence-game artists.

"You and your kind have caused Dade and Broward to become the fraud capital of this country," Fleet said. "You could have become a true American dream. Instead you became a true American nightmare."

Police describe Offen, who lived in Hallandale, as a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, a master swindler on the phone one moment and violent the next. He operated a series of "bust-outs" in South Florida between 1984 and 1985, defrauding 18 companies of $1.8 million.

A "bust-out" is a scheme in which a company buys goods on credit, and then claims it cannot pay for them. The goods are then resold at a profit.

A warrant for Offen's arrest was issued in 1985 in Broward County. He fled the area and eluded Florida authorities for three years. Authorities said he continued to cheat businesses until New York City police Lt. John Kelly caught him in a Manhattan phone booth trying to swindle General Electric out of $100,000 in light bulbs. Offen still faces grand-theft charges in New York.

Using a pay phone, Offen persuaded retailers throughout the country to send him thousands of dollars worth of merchandise on credit, Assistant State Attorney Kent Neal said. He warehoused the goods in Broward and Dade counties and later resold the items -- everything from shoes to pocketbooks, light bulbs and leotards -- without paying for them.

He is terrifying to look at. He reminds me of that angry guy on the subway from Ghost

Is that Erna?

Is it BILL TAYLOR?

Is that Cheryl airing out her snatch?!?!?!?

I hope she FINALLY took the hint and let that thing get some fresh air.