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Another DLer Sighting

Which one of you is this??

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by Anonymousreply 32January 18, 2022 6:20 AM

I confess, it's me.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 1:55 AM

Elegant Eliott , a former Howard Stern regular guest. The inside? Is worse than the outside.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 1:58 AM

A delight for the mind and eye

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 1:58 AM

Good for him he seems to be enjoying life as much as someone like him can

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2022 2:06 AM

I've got to admit, that wasn't what I was expecting.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 2:09 AM

He’s a sexy little biscuit.

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2022 2:11 AM

Getting his kink on.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2022 2:13 AM

He’s probably in good shape from all that running

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2022 2:13 AM

Typical DataLounge patron.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2022 2:19 AM

That’s Elliott Offen. He likes to jog in the bus lane and pick fights with people. Although he does get double-takes, I’ve never seen anyone start with him. He’s the one who gets in people’s faces. Been seeing him in the East 80s for at least 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2022 2:23 AM

WAIT! I think he was my Understudy for Flashdance.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2022 2:27 AM

With a thong in my parts

you behold my adorable taint

Just a thong where it starts

But it soon is a hymn unrestraint

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2022 2:37 AM

Wow, Elliot Offen is still alive?

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2022 2:41 AM

Elliott is a true lunatic.

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2022 2:48 AM

Is this from the opening credits to "And Just Like That"? I see why people are saying Carrie is looking rough.

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2022 2:51 AM

Unmedicated mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2022 2:54 AM

Elegant Elliot Offen was a semi regular Howard Stern guest but I guess he was too mentally ill to keep it going. His daughter eventually went to the press to discuss the horrific abuse she dealt with as a child. I cant remember details.

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2022 3:00 AM

He has children??

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2022 3:01 AM

I doubt he catches any dick

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2022 3:07 AM

I keep hearing the Mary Tyler Moore theme song when I look at that photo. It just needs the hat toss!

by Anonymousreply 20January 17, 2022 3:08 AM

Elegant Elliott Offen! Riiiiight?

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by Anonymousreply 21January 17, 2022 3:17 AM

"JOE CORSON, Maitre d and bouncer was disrespecting my father in the Stage Delicatessen. Three hundred terrified, horrified witnesses saw me leave Joe Corsin bleeding! Right?! I left him for dead!! Hemorrhaging from the mouth! Cops were gonna pinch me! We squashed the beef with seventy-five hundred CASH"

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by Anonymousreply 22January 17, 2022 3:20 AM

Another creepy fetisher foisting himself upon an unloving audience.

by Anonymousreply 23January 17, 2022 3:23 AM

He kidnapped his then 2yo daughter from his wife and while he had her, he broke her fingers. Took seven years to find the poor girl, who more than once called into Howard Stern to say her father abused her, but Stern played it like "his ALLEGED daughter" and "Elliott vs ALLEGED daughter" because he thought it was hilarious.

Elliott apparently also stole all of his family's money, causing at least his brother to end up homeless.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 17, 2022 3:26 AM

Sirius finally banned Offen from Howard's show after Offen damaged the studio. Howard had wanted Offen in so he could talk about how he had murdered a woman by running her over with his truck, but Offen refused to talk about it, instead talking about another incident where he'd beat up a host at a restaurant and "left him for dead." (He didn't die.) He damaged a wall and Sirius said enough was enough.

by Anonymousreply 25January 17, 2022 3:33 AM

he was in the news for not paying his rent for years. Evil grifter. His grotesque appearance is a caution sign. The Howard Stern show appearances were a barrel of laughs until they got too close and dug up serious dirt. Made porn and is so repulsive looking it will make you puke.

by Anonymousreply 26January 17, 2022 3:56 AM

He’s terrifying to see in real life. He jogs in the bus lane and I hope a bus hits him one day.

by Anonymousreply 27January 17, 2022 8:55 PM

A kid was imprisoned for years because he stole a backpack. Elegant Elliot stole millions, is still on the grift and remains free.


November 29, 1989

Elliott Keith Offen, who prosecutors say could steal thousands of dollars from companies with a roll of quarters, was sentenced on Tuesday to 14 years in prison.

Offen, 38, who used dozens of personalities and voices to steal at least $30 million from businesses across the country, pleaded guilty to the charges on Tuesday in Broward Circuit Court.

Broward Circuit Judge J. Leonard Fleet sentenced Offen to 14 years in prison, followed by two years' house arrest, and five years' probation for racketeering, organized fraud, grand theft and perjury.

Fleet admonished Offen for trying to con the judicial system with unnecessary delays during the past 14 months that Offen has been in Broward County Jail, and for contributing to South Florida's reputation as home to confidence-game artists.

"You and your kind have caused Dade and Broward to become the fraud capital of this country," Fleet said. "You could have become a true American dream. Instead you became a true American nightmare."

Police describe Offen, who lived in Hallandale, as a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, a master swindler on the phone one moment and violent the next. He operated a series of "bust-outs" in South Florida between 1984 and 1985, defrauding 18 companies of $1.8 million.

A "bust-out" is a scheme in which a company buys goods on credit, and then claims it cannot pay for them. The goods are then resold at a profit.

A warrant for Offen's arrest was issued in 1985 in Broward County. He fled the area and eluded Florida authorities for three years. Authorities said he continued to cheat businesses until New York City police Lt. John Kelly caught him in a Manhattan phone booth trying to swindle General Electric out of $100,000 in light bulbs. Offen still faces grand-theft charges in New York.

Using a pay phone, Offen persuaded retailers throughout the country to send him thousands of dollars worth of merchandise on credit, Assistant State Attorney Kent Neal said. He warehoused the goods in Broward and Dade counties and later resold the items -- everything from shoes to pocketbooks, light bulbs and leotards -- without paying for them.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 17, 2022 9:16 PM

He is terrifying to look at. He reminds me of that angry guy on the subway from Ghost

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by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2022 3:26 AM

Is that Erna?

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by Anonymousreply 31January 18, 2022 6:04 AM

Is that Cheryl airing out her snatch?!?!?!?

I hope she FINALLY took the hint and let that thing get some fresh air.

by Anonymousreply 32January 18, 2022 6:20 AM
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