I overcooked my steak, I think…

That looks like it should be hanging on a wall at the New Museum.

Thats nice dear. It does look tasty. Can you manage to put it on a proper plate? Seems a shame.

Gosh does it feel like shoe leather?

Is that a George Foreman grill?

^ Yes, we really need to talk about your dishes. What were you thinking?

or an air fryer?

Guys. I didn’t eat it from the paper plate. I just put it on there after taking it off of the Ninja Grill. I never put it on the regular plate right away.

It's looks divoon, OP. Just needed a little salt & pepper? Thanks!

Paper plates are like wire hangers. They scream TRASH!

Why wouldn’t you just put it on the plate you are going to eat off of?

I think even a lousy cut of steak can taste good if seasoned and seared well. A paper plate? Seriously, OP?

It looks practically raw! And where's the ketchup?

Grammie is using it at the moment.

OP, your nail looks well-manicured. You also look like you're tall, over 6'0.

Thirsty ass r14 looking for dick on DL

Yes and I can see you have BDT.

Looks kinda like the Horta from the old Star Trek series OP

[quote]I never put it on the regular plate right away.

Why? And what cut of steak is that? Flank? Rump? Are you the same OP living on a budget by not using toilet paper?

You need to use cuticle cream.

Dried jerky

One has to conclude that OP is a great big fat person.

I'm always moved by the humble means of many DLers.

OP moonfaced Ewwdwin we don’t need to see more of your gross pig slop. Those greasy obese fingers, tiny brain and trash taste have wrecked havoc on this site for far too long!