Dolph Lundgren- did you find him hot back in the 80s/90s?

No. Dumb is a turnoff.

Yes, muscular me high IQ: ‘ He received a Fulbright scholarship to MIT and moved to Boston. ’

I had this poster on my wall when I was 13.

I wanked myself raw looking at it.

Dumb can be hot when they’re physical specimens.

He aged nicely.

R3 what year? And your parents were ok with that? Mine would have questioned that poster.

R1 = R4 = dumb

No and no, but I’d fuck him

Dumb...? Dolph is a Fulbright Scholar.

He looks more attractive to me now even though he was objectively a type of ideal when he was young. That type was very 'Nazi youth' type and that presents a major contradiction for me of elements that include pretty, intimidatingly tall and muscular, and everything associated with Aryan Nation. The last is not a fair judgment, but it's deeply embedded in me and it makes me prejudiced against that type of look, just as we are told we're inherently prejudiced when we see young black men to think they may be violent. I see pretty, blond, built young white men as threatening and dark hearted.

Totally foxy. Grace Jones was lucky enough to tap that when he was prime.

He gives off big dick energy.

R1. Are you assuming he’s dumb because he has muscles a foreign accent? He has a couple of engineering degrees and won a Fulbright scholarship to MIT.

R10 I wish they had kids. Imagine the cheekbones!

Well slap me silly. I did not know he was a Rhodes scholar. I guess don’t judge an actor by the role they played.

Shame on me.

Still no though.

[quote]He looks more attractive to me now even though he was objectively a type of ideal when he was young. That type was very 'Nazi youth' type and that presents a major contradiction for me of elements that include pretty, intimidatingly tall and muscular, and everything associated with Aryan Nation. The last is not a fair judgment, but it's deeply embedded in me and it makes me prejudiced against that type of look, just as we are told we're inherently prejudiced when we see young black men to think they may be violent. I see pretty, blond, built young white men as threatening and dark hearted.

How old are you?

Those are pretty deep rooted prejudices to have.

Hey, has anyone here mentioned yet that he’s a Fulbright scholar?

🙄

Hell yes, OP. This scene from Cover Up made my 14 year old hormones go berserk.

His He-Man body was the best.

Yes, I'd still do him today although it would probably be more about how he used to look than objectively finding him hot today - although he is still very handsome today.

Grace and Dolph…

He was the one action star from that era that was constantly objectified in a very homoerotic manner. I always felt many of his films had him naked and there was a bit of homoeroticism with his male partners in crime

In 2019 it was announced him and Stallone had a show coming out on CBS. Idk what happened.

Really R9, just STFU already. Nobody but nobody in real life says what you just said. You are playing a troll trumpet.

He's hot, but he def. embodied a late-80s-'90s aesthetic that was very synthetic in appearance - muscles, smooth, and oiled. The type was all over gay porn.

[QUOTE] No. Dumb is a turnoff.

DUMB? He went to FULBRIGHT, you ignoramus! FULBRIGHT!

Oh yea!

The paparazzi caught him nude while he was fixing his towel while on a Mexican beach back in 2009. I remember this. I had to look it up to see if I was making it up or not but I was right.

His 80s "fitness" home video MAXIMUM POTENTIAL had a soft core vibe to it.

[quote]He was the one action star from that era that was constantly objectified in a very homoerotic manner. I always felt many of his films had him naked and there was a bit of homoeroticism with his male partners in crime

This is true. There's a scene from Showdown in Little Tokyo where Brandon Lee tells him, "You've got the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."

Christ on a bike OP, who cares what his face looks like?

[quote] In 2019 it was announced him and Stallone

Oh, dear!

Really, r23?

We hadn’t heard about that yet.

Was Dolph bright and full of light?

No, he was a Rhode (Island) scholar!

There's not a day or age that I would not climb his FIIIIIIIINE ass like a monkey on a tree. I don't even like blonds usually but he's too beautiful to discriminate against.

Also he has more scientific qualifications than Bill Nye the science guy.

I always thought of him as the male version of Brigitte Nielsen.

And I think he is hot now. Older and a little ruff.

Shiny, oiled up muscle guys don't do it for me. And the hairless/instaho types.

Glad to hear he's smart & he looks way better today than Sly. What the hell happened to him? That's just tragic.

I always liked this pic.

Perfection. Scarily so.

To have been a fly on the wall during his fuck sessions with Grace.

[quote] Hey, has anyone here mentioned yet that he’s a Fulbright scholar?

Are you really surprised they keep saying that? As long as posters keep ignorantly referring to him as "dumb" because he's big and musclebound, other posters are going to counter with the fact that he was awarded a Fulbright scholarship to MIT until it sinks in.

Yeah but one poster—ONE—said he was dumb.

That he’s a Fulbright scholar has been mentioned how many times?

I love Dolph. So fine.

Dolph and Brigitte Nielsen should’ve had kids together. They probably would’ve looked amazing!

[quote] Yeah but one poster—ONE—said he was dumb.

Your information is inaccurate.

Both r1 and r4 (who are separate posters) called him dumb.

Woof

All the “influencers” in the world couldn’t pull off what’s on the display at R37.

I think if I ever saw a photo of him unshaved (chest etc) I would probably faint from lack of blood to my head. plus he sings and plays piano.

The thing is I think he’s mostly naturally smooth, and whatever hair he gets is so light you can hardly see it.

Unless you lots don't know about it, Dolph was awarded a Fullbright scholarship to MIT.

Hilarious as Thundergun.

r46, I will just have to get up close to investigate.

I just love a wall of man. Extremely Tall, extremely broad, a bit hairy. I don't care if they're dumb but if they're not that's even better. He's ideal.

[quote] plus he sings and plays piano.

And in case you haven’t heard….

He and Brandon Lee, both shirtless and tied up in [italic]Showdown in Little Tokyo[/italic], stirred a lot of - shall we say - "feelings" within me.

Has he ever had the homo sex? He seems like the type to not care who is on the receiving end.

He seems straight but like a nice guy

As a teenager, I thought he was handsome and that his body was perfect but in a non-sexual way. Even back then, I found him kind of plastic and Ken Doll like. Like something manufactured in a Swedish sex doll factory and the fact that he was dating Grace Jones (who I've always adored) made him seem even more of an alien. Someone like Steve Guttenberg created much more reaction in my underwear.

He had an early part as a KGB agent in A View to A Kill.

I was a young teen and met Dolph at a small but cool NYC party with tons of young models the week Masters of the Universe was released. Dolph was absolutely gleaming. He wore leather pants. Broke out a cigar for a split-second. Had long hair from the movie. But... he was gracious. Very polite toward me. Enormous handshake.

He turned up on THE DAME EDNA EXPERIENCE (same episode as Dusty Springfield, IIRC) and was (to me) surprisingly game and fun, as well as gorgeous.

R18 He-Man should have stayed on Earth and done porn.

what a year of homoeroticism in films 1987 was! he-man and the barbarians (with the paul brother twins)..

masturbation material then and now! whew lordy be!!!!!

He was hit then, and he’s still hot now. I always found him very interesting, but you never heard mich about his personal life.

Well, we know that he dated Paula Barbieri.

No, not at all.

Dolph and Robby Benson were the two hottest guys back then.

He was recently on Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles selling his place. Still looks great and seems like a cool guy.

I got to work with him 2 years ago, and he's a great big teddy bear. So hot.

^Lucky you! Were you an assistant or trainer or something?

[quote] Like something manufactured in a Swedish sex doll factory and the fact that he was dating Grace Jones (who I've always adored) made him seem even more of an alien. Someone like Steve Guttenberg created much more reaction in my underwear.

I like a schlubby Jewish guy as much as the next person but you are one sick puppy.

If he were on our team, what kind of fuck would he be?

r66, no reshoots on a big movie. Complemented me that I did a better job than the people in Australia-who knows if that was true- I figured he was being a gentleman.

Why would him dating Grace make him look like an alien? 🤨

[quote] Also got to see Patrick Wilson's ass many times.

R69, what did Patrick Wilson’s ass look like in person?

r71- super juicy, round bubble butt. Very hard not to want to grab it in front of everyone.

No. I find him very attractive as he is today.

I found Robert Urich very hot:

I never like his face. I kind of found him ugly like a midget.

My brother had the soundtrack LP to Rocky IV and I would jerk off to the photo of Dolph Lundgren on the back cover. I was 13, but mostly wanted him to take me in his arms and give me a hug.

Ugh you fuckers believe anything someone posts on here.

[quote]I never like his face. I kind of found him ugly like a midget.

You shouldn't post in English if it's not your first language and you don't know how to write it properly.

I think he kinda looks better now.

Something about him just didn't pump my nads, as it were.

R54, why would dating Grace Jones make him seem like an alien?

[QUOTE] I just love a wall of man. Extremely Tall, extremely broad, a bit hairy. I don't care if they're dumb but if they're not that's even better. He's ideal.

Well you don’t have to worry about the dumb part R49 considering the fact that he’s a Fulbright scholar.

I love Extreme Strictly Trade

is body was everything.

I’m not sure, but I think I read that he’s a Fulbright scholar. Can’t remember where I read this.

Back then, god yes. Now. Sure.

[quote] Complemented me that I did a better job

Oh, dear!

Op no bulge.

OMG, I had that picture at r43 as my desktop background on my office computer years ago (back when you could still choose a background on a work computer, and back when actual offices still existed.)

One day my boss's boss came in to ask me a question and stood behind me. When he saw that photo, he stared pretty hard. Yeah, it was probably inappropriate for work, but what the hell? I needed something to cheer me up on the job.

Actually not really, but I find that picture incredibly hot today.

I remember being a child watching MTV circa 1985 and wondering why the guy who fought Rocky was doing music videos...

^ And was also the drummer for U2.

I wasn't attracted to his face, which I thought was too Frankensteinish. Oh Lordy Lord, did have the body of a Greek god!

[quote] My brother had the soundtrack LP to Rocky IV and I would jerk off to the photo of Dolph Lundgren on the back cover. I was 13, but mostly wanted him to take me in his arms and give me a hug.

Jizzing In America…

Dolph actually looked a bit like a Grace Jones. The chin, the cheekbones.

I heard he was the dumbest guy at Fullbright!

Maybe, but I’ll bet he knew how to spell it.

Was Dolph a Fulbright Scholar? I had no idea!

I wonder if Dolph has ever heard of the Dyatlov Pass?

Rescue Chick, what is the Dyatlov Pass?

Entertainers who give up a life of science to recite lines in bad movies are so odd to me. Sure, the money is better, but don't they get terribly bored?

Because they were such an odd couple, like two perfect, yet diametrically different looking aliens, very different from the rest of us humans.

R73, that picture of Patrick Duffy is a hot one, but Dolph could squash Duffy like a bug.

Dolph…hotness galore and cause of many a wank

Especially as that’s not Patrick Duffy, R100.