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Who is the most deeply closeted man in America?

Miss Lindz?

Josh Hawley?

Someone else

by Anonymousreply 152January 27, 2022 6:43 PM

The Senatrice may be in the closet but the door's wide open. Not Hawley. Has to be someone we'd never guess in a hundred years, so I nominate Gronk.

by Anonymousreply 1January 16, 2022 12:00 AM

Alec Baldwin

by Anonymousreply 2January 16, 2022 12:03 AM

Tom Cotton

by Anonymousreply 3January 16, 2022 12:08 AM

Josh Hawley

by Anonymousreply 4January 16, 2022 12:10 AM

*bats eyes*

by Anonymousreply 5January 16, 2022 12:12 AM

Not Aaron Rodgers. He is very heterosexual

by Anonymousreply 6January 16, 2022 12:13 AM

George W Bush

by Anonymousreply 7January 16, 2022 11:51 AM

I suspect Hawley is a dinge queen.

by Anonymousreply 8January 16, 2022 12:27 PM

R7, I have always wondered about that.

by Anonymousreply 9January 16, 2022 12:33 PM

Bradley Cooper is a noted heterosexualist!

by Anonymousreply 10January 16, 2022 12:37 PM


by Anonymousreply 11January 16, 2022 12:58 PM

Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 12January 16, 2022 1:22 PM

Gavin Newsom

by Anonymousreply 13January 16, 2022 1:24 PM

Mitch McConnell

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by Anonymousreply 14January 16, 2022 1:32 PM

Funny how you never hear about Tom Cruise's "romances" anymore!

by Anonymousreply 15January 16, 2022 1:34 PM

I have to go with Hawley; even the mainstream media makes cracks about Lady G. As far as the others, they are people just living their lives, while Hawley would gladly persecute gays to win over the MAGA-ites.

by Anonymousreply 16January 16, 2022 1:42 PM

All of them.

by Anonymousreply 17January 16, 2022 1:43 PM

Bradley Cooper

by Anonymousreply 18January 16, 2022 2:15 PM

Oh, sorry, R10, I missed you up there.

by Anonymousreply 19January 16, 2022 2:16 PM


by Anonymousreply 20January 16, 2022 2:17 PM

Allen Ludden (still closeted in heaven)

by Anonymousreply 21January 16, 2022 2:21 PM

Howard Stern

by Anonymousreply 22January 16, 2022 2:37 PM

Ryan Fucking Seacrest.

by Anonymousreply 23January 16, 2022 2:39 PM

^ now that would truly be a shock

by Anonymousreply 24January 16, 2022 2:39 PM

(Howard Stern would be the shock)

by Anonymousreply 25January 16, 2022 2:40 PM

Alec Baldwin is not in the closet. I totally believe he's had a man down there between his legs but I don't think he's ever fucked another guy and most certainly hasn't taken it in himself. But blowjob? Sure. Getting one doesn't mean you're gay; if you're straight and get head from a guy once in a while, it means you're a sex addict. A mouth is a mouth. And yes, I'd blow him.

by Anonymousreply 26January 16, 2022 2:48 PM

Leo DiCaprio.

by Anonymousreply 27January 16, 2022 2:56 PM

R26 that's bisexuality. Blowjobs are sex. Straight men aren't getting blowjobs from men, just like gay men aren't getting blowjobs from women. Bisexuals do and are. It's extremely simple and obvious. Living in delusion helps nobody.

by Anonymousreply 28January 16, 2022 3:32 PM

Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 29January 16, 2022 3:49 PM

Given how ancient most of these dudes are I'd wager that even if they came out no one would care!

by Anonymousreply 30January 16, 2022 3:59 PM

Given how ancient most of these dudes are I'd wager that even if they came everyone would be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 31January 16, 2022 4:07 PM

Blow jobs are like shoeshines.

Every so often, a man needs one performed professionally.

by Anonymousreply 32January 16, 2022 4:40 PM

Tyler Perry

Eddie Murphy

by Anonymousreply 33January 16, 2022 5:29 PM

[quote] Alec Baldwin

Hmmm...what do you call a closeted homosexual who is closeted even to himself and never desires sex with someone with a penis?!

I got it!!! Heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 34January 16, 2022 5:34 PM

[quote] Ryan Fucking Seacrest.

Glass-closeted. He sodomized me with his eyes at the Four Seasons about 7 years ago...and I'm just a 7.5 but I am very tall.

by Anonymousreply 35January 16, 2022 5:37 PM

Ryan Seacrest can't be gay. He dated Julianne Hough!

by Anonymousreply 36January 16, 2022 5:42 PM

You will never find out who's the most closeted, OP. He is so deep in it, NOBODY will ever find out. NEVER!

by Anonymousreply 37January 16, 2022 6:03 PM

tucker Carlson. time to take that butt plug out and live!

by Anonymousreply 38January 16, 2022 6:08 PM

[Quote]You will never find out who's the most closeted, OP. He is so deep in it, NOBODY will ever find out. NEVER!

That sounds like Steve Harvey.

by Anonymousreply 39January 16, 2022 6:43 PM

I’m still laughing imagining the shock of Howard Stern coming out as gay 😂

by Anonymousreply 40January 16, 2022 6:55 PM

Lady Hawley trolls for "Meat" in the Wine department...

showing her naughty bits to the strong men in the grocery...

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by Anonymousreply 41January 16, 2022 6:55 PM

Mike Pence

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by Anonymousreply 42January 16, 2022 7:00 PM

Has Mike Pence had a nose job?

by Anonymousreply 43January 16, 2022 7:15 PM

No, but he’s had a blowjob.

Oops I said too much already.

by Anonymousreply 44January 16, 2022 7:16 PM

Joe Rogan

by Anonymousreply 45January 16, 2022 7:32 PM

[quote]Has Mike Pence had a nose job?

I'm not sure about his nose...

But he has had his bussy rejuvenated

by Anonymousreply 46January 16, 2022 7:36 PM

[quote] Blow jobs are like shoeshines. Every so often, a man needs one performed professionally.

I'm assuming "professionally" means a man performing a blow job.

Based on the DL threads about blow jobs, I'm guessing not every man is great at giving blow jobs. Lots of comments on other threads about not liking (receiving) blow jobs, not being able to orgasm from a blow job, etc.

by Anonymousreply 47January 16, 2022 7:39 PM

[quote] Based on the DL threads about blow jobs, I'm guessing not every man is great at giving blow jobs.

This is true.

Nothing more disappointing than hooking up with a hot guy and getting down to business and he can’t give head well. Such a let down.

by Anonymousreply 48January 16, 2022 7:44 PM

Most of these guys are pretty obvious -- where are the guys that no one would ever guess were gay?

by Anonymousreply 49January 16, 2022 7:47 PM


by Anonymousreply 50January 16, 2022 7:50 PM

Carl Nassi—oh, wait.

by Anonymousreply 51January 16, 2022 7:50 PM

Aaron Rodgers, America's bitchiest queen

by Anonymousreply 52January 16, 2022 7:54 PM

[quote]Aaron Rodgers, America's bitchiest queen

I concur.

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by Anonymousreply 53January 16, 2022 8:22 PM

Shawn Mendes. He's a laughing stock as it is, but still he refuses to admit the obvious.

by Anonymousreply 54January 16, 2022 8:32 PM

John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 55January 16, 2022 8:46 PM

Andrew Garfield

by Anonymousreply 56January 16, 2022 8:50 PM

Adam Kinzinger

by Anonymousreply 57January 16, 2022 8:53 PM

Don Jr.

by Anonymousreply 58January 16, 2022 8:56 PM

Probably some megachurch asshole

by Anonymousreply 59January 16, 2022 8:56 PM

Michael Bloomberg.

This I know for sure.

by Anonymousreply 60January 16, 2022 9:08 PM

I'd fuck Bloomberg. He has teeth like a blue whale, but I'd just think of the money.

by Anonymousreply 61January 16, 2022 10:11 PM

Mark Wahlberg tied with Vin Deisel

by Anonymousreply 62January 16, 2022 10:59 PM

The Rock

by Anonymousreply 63January 16, 2022 11:04 PM

Zac Efron

by Anonymousreply 64January 16, 2022 11:39 PM

R53 Omg, their head size difference. What a beautiful couple.

by Anonymousreply 65January 16, 2022 11:47 PM

Tom Cotton.

by Anonymousreply 66January 17, 2022 12:41 AM

I think (rumored to be) retiring GOP Senator John Thune of South Dakota is the biggest closet case in DC.

From day one I looked at him and thought, "Oh, that's a gay guy". He was supposed to be the next GOP superstar, but that just never happened, and although in the leadership he's really an absolute backbencher nobody. Now after three pointless terms he's fixing to leave.

Why did he never happen? Blackmail? Who knows and who cares, just leave!

by Anonymousreply 67January 17, 2022 3:00 AM

^ I remember Thune initially condemned the Trump pussygrabber tape, then basically pulled a "nevermind" and started supporting him. I wondered if he was being blackmailed

by Anonymousreply 68January 17, 2022 3:03 AM

R67, Thune announced last week that he has decided to run for re-election, although pro-Trump groups are threatening to primary him:

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by Anonymousreply 69January 17, 2022 11:32 AM

[quote] he's fixing to leave.

I love you for typing this.

It’s the small things that can make my day.

by Anonymousreply 70January 17, 2022 12:50 PM

R59 like Chris Pratt. That guy is definitely bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 71January 17, 2022 1:11 PM

R28, you need to stop seeing things as simply black and white. Get out more often and look around, ok?

by Anonymousreply 72January 17, 2022 2:52 PM

Charlie Crist

by Anonymousreply 73January 18, 2022 1:05 AM

Princes Charles and Andrew. But bi, not gay.

by Anonymousreply 74January 18, 2022 2:30 AM

^ Sorry, OP asked for American so I guess they aren't on topic.

by Anonymousreply 75January 18, 2022 2:31 AM

R15- The ONLY thing Tom Cruise is romancing is the BONE.

by Anonymousreply 76January 18, 2022 2:36 AM

"Zac Efron"

Is he actually closeted-closeted?

There was a not discreet blind item about him moving in with a guy who is supposedly his boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 77January 18, 2022 9:38 PM

Doesn't Zac Efron claim to be straight?

by Anonymousreply 78January 19, 2022 9:36 AM

Ryan Reynolds for men. He was openly gay in college, but wanted fane and fortune, and made a deal with the devil.

Sandra Bullock for women. She brings out her photographer “boyfriend” once a year for a staged photo shoot. She had a lesbian partner who lived in a condo she owned innSierra Tower in to about two years ago, but they have broken up.

by Anonymousreply 79January 19, 2022 9:52 AM

Sierra Towers? Isn't that where LIZA lives?!

by Anonymousreply 80January 19, 2022 10:09 AM

A lot of celebrities have lived there or keep lovers in that building in units they own.

by Anonymousreply 81January 19, 2022 10:20 AM


It’s men like Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield that get away with pulling shit like this and then everyone thinks they’re just str8 bros playing around.

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by Anonymousreply 82January 19, 2022 10:22 AM

Ryan Reynolds raves about the Golden Girls in a Betty White tribute on TV. What straight guy would do this?

by Anonymousreply 83January 19, 2022 10:38 AM


I remember when he was “obsessed” with Michael B. Jordan and wanted him to be Spider-Man’s boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 84January 19, 2022 10:41 AM

Andrew Garfield is strange looking. I hope he stays straight.

by Anonymousreply 85January 19, 2022 11:55 AM

R79 She was trying to sell that condo (might have sold it actually) just a few months ago, it's a really nice place!

by Anonymousreply 86January 19, 2022 12:36 PM

R79- What is the difference, Ryan Reynolds looks GAY from OUTER SPACE.

by Anonymousreply 87January 19, 2022 1:16 PM


He’s not straight, idiot. It’s pretty obvious at this point.

by Anonymousreply 88January 19, 2022 1:47 PM

Probably someone in sports

by Anonymousreply 89January 19, 2022 2:55 PM

Richard Simmons

by Anonymousreply 90January 19, 2022 3:24 PM

Why are all these deplorables listed here? Mitch McConnell? Tucker Carlson? We don't claim any of these people - they are not "family."

by Anonymousreply 91January 19, 2022 3:30 PM

[quote] What straight guy would do this?

He's probably secure enough with his sexuality that he doesn't care.

Besides, the love for Golden Girls is universal.

by Anonymousreply 92January 19, 2022 3:33 PM

Joe Rogan.

by Anonymousreply 93January 19, 2022 3:35 PM

Another vote for Miss Aaron Rodgers, super bitch

by Anonymousreply 94January 19, 2022 3:37 PM

Leonard DiCaprio

by Anonymousreply 95January 19, 2022 3:47 PM

'Amal's "husband".

by Anonymousreply 96January 19, 2022 3:51 PM

Yeah R78, but Kevin Spacey did the dame for years and yet he wasn't TRULY closeted.

Anyone can claim to be str8, but is different than a guy always having his fake girlfriends all around, or actually marrying a beard.... I'm looking at you Mr. Cooper

by Anonymousreply 97January 20, 2022 8:03 PM

* fid the Same

by Anonymousreply 98January 20, 2022 8:03 PM


oh crap....

Did the SAME

by Anonymousreply 99January 20, 2022 8:03 PM

R97, but if an actor is still claiming to be straight or still bearding, that still counts as being closeted, even if we may know the truth.

by Anonymousreply 100January 21, 2022 11:16 AM

David Muir

by Anonymousreply 101January 21, 2022 5:45 PM

Sure R100, but the thread is not about the cynical cases, only about the deeply closeted, even if ALL closet cases are cynical somehow.

by Anonymousreply 102January 21, 2022 9:15 PM

If he did the dame, maybe he is not gay!

by Anonymousreply 103January 21, 2022 9:18 PM

Lucas Grabeel still pretending to be straight took me out.

by Anonymousreply 104January 22, 2022 1:37 AM

R105- Those two HOMOS - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck pretending to be straight REALLY take me out.

by Anonymousreply 105January 22, 2022 1:39 AM

R101 I'll agree with David Muir, but I think he has a great newscast and don't think it would really help him to come out, nor is it necessary. I think even here on DL, after Anderson Cooper came out, he's more of a joke than taken seriously. Same with Don Lemon.

by Anonymousreply 106January 22, 2022 1:48 AM

Gay men on DL think all men are gay . Sorry toots , not true .

by Anonymousreply 107January 22, 2022 1:52 AM

Nah, most of the ones I think are the hottest are straight. Sadly we get the Travoltas and DiCaprios.

by Anonymousreply 108January 22, 2022 2:04 AM

"I think even here on DL, after Anderson Cooper came out, he's more of a joke than taken seriously. Same with Don Lemon."

Coming out did not hurt them. I swear, some people make shit up to justify the closet

by Anonymousreply 109January 22, 2022 2:15 AM

Tom Selleck

by Anonymousreply 110January 22, 2022 2:23 AM

A friend worked with David Muir at Channel 5 in Boston before ABC scooped him up and he swears Muir is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 111January 22, 2022 11:10 AM

^ Sure, Jan! I bet he has a girlfriend who lives in Canada

by Anonymousreply 112January 22, 2022 6:13 PM

And what’s wrong with that?

by Anonymousreply 113January 22, 2022 7:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 114January 22, 2022 8:45 PM


David Muir is definitely gay.

by Anonymousreply 115January 24, 2022 7:55 AM

Jordan Fisher pings big time to me, but he just got married to a woman during the pandemic.

by Anonymousreply 116January 24, 2022 12:16 PM

R116, His favorite color is lavender.

by Anonymousreply 117January 24, 2022 1:28 PM

Ted Cruz. His college boyfriend went with them on that infamous Cancun trip.

by Anonymousreply 118January 24, 2022 1:50 PM

I think Ryan Reynolds is gay too. His marriage with Blake Lively has gone on way too long. I feel like they’d be divorced by now if he was straight.

But at the same time his marriage with Scarlett was very private.

So I don’t know.

by Anonymousreply 119January 24, 2022 2:01 PM

[quote]His favorite color is lavender.

So? What’s wrong with that? Mine is too, actually and—

Oh. I see what you mean.

by Anonymousreply 120January 24, 2022 2:01 PM

Ted Cruz got busted cheating on his wife....with women. Don't say he's gay, I don't want that fucker on the team

by Anonymousreply 121January 24, 2022 5:42 PM

[quote]Ted Cruz got busted cheating on his wife....with women.

No, he did not.

by Anonymousreply 122January 24, 2022 6:49 PM

R122, yes, he did. It was a scandal when he ran for president. And didn't his college roommate say he was always creeping on girls?

by Anonymousreply 123January 24, 2022 7:30 PM

David Muir is pretty locked up in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 124January 24, 2022 8:12 PM

I’ve always wanted to drink Josh Hawley’s piss

by Anonymousreply 125January 24, 2022 8:32 PM

I've always wanted to piss on Josh Hawley

by Anonymousreply 126January 24, 2022 8:37 PM

Michael Strahan's divorce records are sealed because his wife testified in her deposition that she walked in on him having sex with a guy.

by Anonymousreply 127January 25, 2022 12:58 AM

^ I remember that

by Anonymousreply 128January 25, 2022 1:06 AM


Holy GMA!

by Anonymousreply 129January 25, 2022 1:08 AM

OOOH good one r127

by Anonymousreply 130January 25, 2022 1:16 AM

Former Governor of Texas and Trump Energy Secretary Rick Perry, too, r127. She said she caught him with his Chief of Staff.

by Anonymousreply 131January 25, 2022 1:42 AM

By definition, someone not mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 132January 25, 2022 2:01 AM

Troy Aikman. Makes Aaron Rodgers look like Harvey Milk.

by Anonymousreply 133January 25, 2022 2:08 AM

[quote]I think Ryan Reynolds is gay too.

Ryan Reynolds definitely pings. And he's got a weird way of talking, too. It's also annoying how many commercials he is doing now selling various products.

by Anonymousreply 134January 25, 2022 11:07 AM

R127, Angie Bowie told Joan Rivers that she walked in on David in bed with Mick Jagger.

by Anonymousreply 135January 25, 2022 11:38 AM

Jordan Knight from New Kids on The Block

by Anonymousreply 136January 25, 2022 12:13 PM

Hugh Jackman

Kanye West

by Anonymousreply 137January 25, 2022 12:40 PM

Mark Hamill

by Anonymousreply 138January 25, 2022 1:42 PM

"Former Governor of Texas and Trump Energy Secretary Rick Perry, too, [R127]. She said she caught him with his Chief of Staff."

This was complete and totally fabricated bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 139January 25, 2022 1:52 PM


Riccardo Tisci sure do love him a black man.

by Anonymousreply 140January 25, 2022 2:20 PM

Shawn "Don't Say I'm Gay" Mendes

by Anonymousreply 141January 25, 2022 8:37 PM

The rumors about Rick Perry are not bullshit. They floated around Austin for ages.

I mean, my god, did you SEE him on Dancing With The Stars?

by Anonymousreply 142January 25, 2022 9:27 PM

Beto O'Rourke . . . I wish.

by Anonymousreply 143January 25, 2022 9:38 PM

Well, Beto was running buddies with Aaron Schock....make of that what you will

by Anonymousreply 144January 25, 2022 10:37 PM

Adam Levine

by Anonymousreply 145January 25, 2022 10:43 PM

Not sure if Joe Rogan is gay. But he looks like he would appreciate the tang of a pair of sweaty balls.

by Anonymousreply 146January 25, 2022 10:52 PM

[quote] Coming out did not hurt them. I swear, some people make shit up to justify the closet

Coming out as gay KILLS careers!

by Anonymousreply 147January 26, 2022 6:40 AM

Scarlett Johanssen pings, so maybe she and Ryan Reynolds made sense as a couple.

by Anonymousreply 148January 26, 2022 6:53 AM

John Roberts

by Anonymousreply 149January 26, 2022 9:46 PM

[quote] Joe Rogan.

I've had my suspicions. I'm pretty sure he masturbates to himself in a mirror on a regular basis. He is able to suck his own dick too.

by Anonymousreply 150January 27, 2022 5:08 PM

Several of the DWTS pros

by Anonymousreply 151January 27, 2022 5:52 PM

Sidney Crosby

by Anonymousreply 152January 27, 2022 6:43 PM
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