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|by Anonymous||reply 152||January 27, 2022 6:43 PM|
The Senatrice may be in the closet but the door's wide open. Not Hawley. Has to be someone we'd never guess in a hundred years, so I nominate Gronk.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 16, 2022 12:00 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 16, 2022 12:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 16, 2022 12:08 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 16, 2022 12:10 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 16, 2022 12:12 AM|
Not Aaron Rodgers. He is very heterosexual
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 16, 2022 12:13 AM|
George W Bush
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 16, 2022 11:51 AM|
I suspect Hawley is a dinge queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 16, 2022 12:27 PM|
R7, I have always wondered about that.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 16, 2022 12:33 PM|
Bradley Cooper is a noted heterosexualist!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 16, 2022 12:37 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 16, 2022 12:58 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 16, 2022 1:22 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 16, 2022 1:24 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 16, 2022 1:32 PM|
Funny how you never hear about Tom Cruise's "romances" anymore!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 16, 2022 1:34 PM|
I have to go with Hawley; even the mainstream media makes cracks about Lady G. As far as the others, they are people just living their lives, while Hawley would gladly persecute gays to win over the MAGA-ites.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 16, 2022 1:42 PM|
All of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 16, 2022 1:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 16, 2022 2:15 PM|
Oh, sorry, R10, I missed you up there.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 16, 2022 2:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 16, 2022 2:17 PM|
Allen Ludden (still closeted in heaven)
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 16, 2022 2:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 16, 2022 2:37 PM|
Ryan Fucking Seacrest.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 16, 2022 2:39 PM|
^ now that would truly be a shock
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 16, 2022 2:39 PM|
(Howard Stern would be the shock)
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 16, 2022 2:40 PM|
Alec Baldwin is not in the closet. I totally believe he's had a man down there between his legs but I don't think he's ever fucked another guy and most certainly hasn't taken it in himself. But blowjob? Sure. Getting one doesn't mean you're gay; if you're straight and get head from a guy once in a while, it means you're a sex addict. A mouth is a mouth. And yes, I'd blow him.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 16, 2022 2:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 16, 2022 2:56 PM|
R26 that's bisexuality. Blowjobs are sex. Straight men aren't getting blowjobs from men, just like gay men aren't getting blowjobs from women. Bisexuals do and are. It's extremely simple and obvious. Living in delusion helps nobody.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 16, 2022 3:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 16, 2022 3:49 PM|
Given how ancient most of these dudes are I'd wager that even if they came out no one would care!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 16, 2022 3:59 PM|
Given how ancient most of these dudes are I'd wager that even if they came everyone would be surprised.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 16, 2022 4:07 PM|
Blow jobs are like shoeshines.
Every so often, a man needs one performed professionally.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 16, 2022 4:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 16, 2022 5:29 PM|
[quote] Alec Baldwin
Hmmm...what do you call a closeted homosexual who is closeted even to himself and never desires sex with someone with a penis?!
I got it!!! Heterosexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 16, 2022 5:34 PM|
[quote] Ryan Fucking Seacrest.
Glass-closeted. He sodomized me with his eyes at the Four Seasons about 7 years ago...and I'm just a 7.5 but I am very tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 16, 2022 5:37 PM|
Ryan Seacrest can't be gay. He dated Julianne Hough!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 16, 2022 5:42 PM|
You will never find out who's the most closeted, OP. He is so deep in it, NOBODY will ever find out. NEVER!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 16, 2022 6:03 PM|
tucker Carlson. time to take that butt plug out and live!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 16, 2022 6:08 PM|
[Quote]You will never find out who's the most closeted, OP. He is so deep in it, NOBODY will ever find out. NEVER!
That sounds like Steve Harvey.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 16, 2022 6:43 PM|
I’m still laughing imagining the shock of Howard Stern coming out as gay 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 16, 2022 6:55 PM|
Lady Hawley trolls for "Meat" in the Wine department...
showing her naughty bits to the strong men in the grocery...
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 16, 2022 6:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 16, 2022 7:00 PM|
Has Mike Pence had a nose job?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 16, 2022 7:15 PM|
No, but he’s had a blowjob.
Oops I said too much already.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 16, 2022 7:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 16, 2022 7:32 PM|
[quote]Has Mike Pence had a nose job?
I'm not sure about his nose...
But he has had his bussy rejuvenated
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 16, 2022 7:36 PM|
[quote] Blow jobs are like shoeshines. Every so often, a man needs one performed professionally.
I'm assuming "professionally" means a man performing a blow job.
Based on the DL threads about blow jobs, I'm guessing not every man is great at giving blow jobs. Lots of comments on other threads about not liking (receiving) blow jobs, not being able to orgasm from a blow job, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 16, 2022 7:39 PM|
[quote] Based on the DL threads about blow jobs, I'm guessing not every man is great at giving blow jobs.
This is true.
Nothing more disappointing than hooking up with a hot guy and getting down to business and he can’t give head well. Such a let down.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||January 16, 2022 7:44 PM|
Most of these guys are pretty obvious -- where are the guys that no one would ever guess were gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||January 16, 2022 7:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||January 16, 2022 7:50 PM|
Carl Nassi—oh, wait.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||January 16, 2022 7:50 PM|
Aaron Rodgers, America's bitchiest queen
|by Anonymous||reply 52||January 16, 2022 7:54 PM|
[quote]Aaron Rodgers, America's bitchiest queen
|by Anonymous||reply 53||January 16, 2022 8:22 PM|
Shawn Mendes. He's a laughing stock as it is, but still he refuses to admit the obvious.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||January 16, 2022 8:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||January 16, 2022 8:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||January 16, 2022 8:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||January 16, 2022 8:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||January 16, 2022 8:56 PM|
Probably some megachurch asshole
|by Anonymous||reply 59||January 16, 2022 8:56 PM|
This I know for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||January 16, 2022 9:08 PM|
I'd fuck Bloomberg. He has teeth like a blue whale, but I'd just think of the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||January 16, 2022 10:11 PM|
Mark Wahlberg tied with Vin Deisel
|by Anonymous||reply 62||January 16, 2022 10:59 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||January 16, 2022 11:04 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||January 16, 2022 11:39 PM|
R53 Omg, their head size difference. What a beautiful couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||January 16, 2022 11:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||January 17, 2022 12:41 AM|
I think (rumored to be) retiring GOP Senator John Thune of South Dakota is the biggest closet case in DC.
From day one I looked at him and thought, "Oh, that's a gay guy". He was supposed to be the next GOP superstar, but that just never happened, and although in the leadership he's really an absolute backbencher nobody. Now after three pointless terms he's fixing to leave.
Why did he never happen? Blackmail? Who knows and who cares, just leave!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||January 17, 2022 3:00 AM|
^ I remember Thune initially condemned the Trump pussygrabber tape, then basically pulled a "nevermind" and started supporting him. I wondered if he was being blackmailed
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 17, 2022 3:03 AM|
R67, Thune announced last week that he has decided to run for re-election, although pro-Trump groups are threatening to primary him:
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 17, 2022 11:32 AM|
[quote] he's fixing to leave.
I love you for typing this.
It’s the small things that can make my day.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 17, 2022 12:50 PM|
R59 like Chris Pratt. That guy is definitely bisexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 17, 2022 1:11 PM|
R28, you need to stop seeing things as simply black and white. Get out more often and look around, ok?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 17, 2022 2:52 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 18, 2022 1:05 AM|
Princes Charles and Andrew. But bi, not gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 18, 2022 2:30 AM|
^ Sorry, OP asked for American so I guess they aren't on topic.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 18, 2022 2:31 AM|
R15- The ONLY thing Tom Cruise is romancing is the BONE.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 18, 2022 2:36 AM|
Is he actually closeted-closeted?
There was a not discreet blind item about him moving in with a guy who is supposedly his boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 18, 2022 9:38 PM|
Doesn't Zac Efron claim to be straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 19, 2022 9:36 AM|
Ryan Reynolds for men. He was openly gay in college, but wanted fane and fortune, and made a deal with the devil.
Sandra Bullock for women. She brings out her photographer “boyfriend” once a year for a staged photo shoot. She had a lesbian partner who lived in a condo she owned innSierra Tower in to about two years ago, but they have broken up.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 19, 2022 9:52 AM|
Sierra Towers? Isn't that where LIZA lives?!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 19, 2022 10:09 AM|
A lot of celebrities have lived there or keep lovers in that building in units they own.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 19, 2022 10:20 AM|
It’s men like Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield that get away with pulling shit like this and then everyone thinks they’re just str8 bros playing around.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 19, 2022 10:22 AM|
Ryan Reynolds raves about the Golden Girls in a Betty White tribute on TV. What straight guy would do this?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 19, 2022 10:38 AM|
I remember when he was “obsessed” with Michael B. Jordan and wanted him to be Spider-Man’s boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 19, 2022 10:41 AM|
Andrew Garfield is strange looking. I hope he stays straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 19, 2022 11:55 AM|
R79 She was trying to sell that condo (might have sold it actually) just a few months ago, it's a really nice place!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 19, 2022 12:36 PM|
R79- What is the difference, Ryan Reynolds looks GAY from OUTER SPACE.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 19, 2022 1:16 PM|
He’s not straight, idiot. It’s pretty obvious at this point.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 19, 2022 1:47 PM|
Probably someone in sports
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 19, 2022 2:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 19, 2022 3:24 PM|
Why are all these deplorables listed here? Mitch McConnell? Tucker Carlson? We don't claim any of these people - they are not "family."
|by Anonymous||reply 91||January 19, 2022 3:30 PM|
[quote] What straight guy would do this?
He's probably secure enough with his sexuality that he doesn't care.
Besides, the love for Golden Girls is universal.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||January 19, 2022 3:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||January 19, 2022 3:35 PM|
Another vote for Miss Aaron Rodgers, super bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 94||January 19, 2022 3:37 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 95||January 19, 2022 3:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||January 19, 2022 3:51 PM|
Yeah R78, but Kevin Spacey did the dame for years and yet he wasn't TRULY closeted.
Anyone can claim to be str8, but is different than a guy always having his fake girlfriends all around, or actually marrying a beard.... I'm looking at you Mr. Cooper
|by Anonymous||reply 97||January 20, 2022 8:03 PM|
* fid the Same
|by Anonymous||reply 98||January 20, 2022 8:03 PM|
Did the SAME
|by Anonymous||reply 99||January 20, 2022 8:03 PM|
R97, but if an actor is still claiming to be straight or still bearding, that still counts as being closeted, even if we may know the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||January 21, 2022 11:16 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||January 21, 2022 5:45 PM|
Sure R100, but the thread is not about the cynical cases, only about the deeply closeted, even if ALL closet cases are cynical somehow.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||January 21, 2022 9:15 PM|
If he did the dame, maybe he is not gay!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||January 21, 2022 9:18 PM|
Lucas Grabeel still pretending to be straight took me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||January 22, 2022 1:37 AM|
R105- Those two HOMOS - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck pretending to be straight REALLY take me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||January 22, 2022 1:39 AM|
R101 I'll agree with David Muir, but I think he has a great newscast and don't think it would really help him to come out, nor is it necessary. I think even here on DL, after Anderson Cooper came out, he's more of a joke than taken seriously. Same with Don Lemon.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||January 22, 2022 1:48 AM|
Gay men on DL think all men are gay . Sorry toots , not true .
|by Anonymous||reply 107||January 22, 2022 1:52 AM|
Nah, most of the ones I think are the hottest are straight. Sadly we get the Travoltas and DiCaprios.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 22, 2022 2:04 AM|
"I think even here on DL, after Anderson Cooper came out, he's more of a joke than taken seriously. Same with Don Lemon."
Coming out did not hurt them. I swear, some people make shit up to justify the closet
|by Anonymous||reply 109||January 22, 2022 2:15 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 110||January 22, 2022 2:23 AM|
A friend worked with David Muir at Channel 5 in Boston before ABC scooped him up and he swears Muir is not gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||January 22, 2022 11:10 AM|
^ Sure, Jan! I bet he has a girlfriend who lives in Canada
|by Anonymous||reply 112||January 22, 2022 6:13 PM|
And what’s wrong with that?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||January 22, 2022 7:37 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 114||January 22, 2022 8:45 PM|
David Muir is definitely gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||January 24, 2022 7:55 AM|
Jordan Fisher pings big time to me, but he just got married to a woman during the pandemic.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||January 24, 2022 12:16 PM|
R116, His favorite color is lavender.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||January 24, 2022 1:28 PM|
Ted Cruz. His college boyfriend went with them on that infamous Cancun trip.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||January 24, 2022 1:50 PM|
I think Ryan Reynolds is gay too. His marriage with Blake Lively has gone on way too long. I feel like they’d be divorced by now if he was straight.
But at the same time his marriage with Scarlett was very private.
So I don’t know.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||January 24, 2022 2:01 PM|
[quote]His favorite color is lavender.
So? What’s wrong with that? Mine is too, actually and—
Oh. I see what you mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||January 24, 2022 2:01 PM|
Ted Cruz got busted cheating on his wife....with women. Don't say he's gay, I don't want that fucker on the team
|by Anonymous||reply 121||January 24, 2022 5:42 PM|
[quote]Ted Cruz got busted cheating on his wife....with women.
No, he did not.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||January 24, 2022 6:49 PM|
R122, yes, he did. It was a scandal when he ran for president. And didn't his college roommate say he was always creeping on girls?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||January 24, 2022 7:30 PM|
David Muir is pretty locked up in the closet.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||January 24, 2022 8:12 PM|
I’ve always wanted to drink Josh Hawley’s piss
|by Anonymous||reply 125||January 24, 2022 8:32 PM|
I've always wanted to piss on Josh Hawley
|by Anonymous||reply 126||January 24, 2022 8:37 PM|
Michael Strahan's divorce records are sealed because his wife testified in her deposition that she walked in on him having sex with a guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||January 25, 2022 12:58 AM|
^ I remember that
|by Anonymous||reply 128||January 25, 2022 1:06 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 129||January 25, 2022 1:08 AM|
OOOH good one r127
|by Anonymous||reply 130||January 25, 2022 1:16 AM|
Former Governor of Texas and Trump Energy Secretary Rick Perry, too, r127. She said she caught him with his Chief of Staff.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||January 25, 2022 1:42 AM|
By definition, someone not mentioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||January 25, 2022 2:01 AM|
Troy Aikman. Makes Aaron Rodgers look like Harvey Milk.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||January 25, 2022 2:08 AM|
[quote]I think Ryan Reynolds is gay too.
Ryan Reynolds definitely pings. And he's got a weird way of talking, too. It's also annoying how many commercials he is doing now selling various products.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||January 25, 2022 11:07 AM|
R127, Angie Bowie told Joan Rivers that she walked in on David in bed with Mick Jagger.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||January 25, 2022 11:38 AM|
Jordan Knight from New Kids on The Block
|by Anonymous||reply 136||January 25, 2022 12:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||January 25, 2022 12:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 138||January 25, 2022 1:42 PM|
"Former Governor of Texas and Trump Energy Secretary Rick Perry, too, [R127]. She said she caught him with his Chief of Staff."
This was complete and totally fabricated bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||January 25, 2022 1:52 PM|
Riccardo Tisci sure do love him a black man.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||January 25, 2022 2:20 PM|
Shawn "Don't Say I'm Gay" Mendes
|by Anonymous||reply 141||January 25, 2022 8:37 PM|
The rumors about Rick Perry are not bullshit. They floated around Austin for ages.
I mean, my god, did you SEE him on Dancing With The Stars?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||January 25, 2022 9:27 PM|
Beto O'Rourke . . . I wish.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||January 25, 2022 9:38 PM|
Well, Beto was running buddies with Aaron Schock....make of that what you will
|by Anonymous||reply 144||January 25, 2022 10:37 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||January 25, 2022 10:43 PM|
Not sure if Joe Rogan is gay. But he looks like he would appreciate the tang of a pair of sweaty balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||January 25, 2022 10:52 PM|
[quote] Coming out did not hurt them. I swear, some people make shit up to justify the closet
Coming out as gay KILLS careers!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||January 26, 2022 6:40 AM|
Scarlett Johanssen pings, so maybe she and Ryan Reynolds made sense as a couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||January 26, 2022 6:53 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 149||January 26, 2022 9:46 PM|
[quote] Joe Rogan.
I've had my suspicions. I'm pretty sure he masturbates to himself in a mirror on a regular basis. He is able to suck his own dick too.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||January 27, 2022 5:08 PM|
Several of the DWTS pros
|by Anonymous||reply 151||January 27, 2022 5:52 PM|
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