Cats Hold Lesbian Couple Vitamix Box Hostage
On Black Friday, Jessica and Nikii Gerson-Neeves bought a blender. It was a Vitamix blender, a professional-grade splurge, and the couple was looking forward to a winter of smoothies and soups.
It arrived on Dec. 16 at their home on Vancouver Island in British Columbia. Jessica put the hefty box down on the floor in the kitchen, just for a second. Her 4-year-old tuxedo cat, Max, otherwise known as the “sentient soccer ball,” jumped up on the box. Jessica thought it was funny and snapped a photo.
Then Max’s 13-year-old feline siblings, George: Destroyer of Worlds (“sentient potato”) and Lando Calrissian (“the questionably sentient dust bunny,”), demanded their turn on the knee-high box.
That was more than three weeks ago. Since then, the cats have refused to leave the box, fighting over who gets to perch upon it and taking turns standing guard while the others eat or are busy elsewhere. The blender remains ensconced inside.
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| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 16, 2022 1:34 AM
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Staged bullshit to get attention on social media.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 14, 2022 4:08 PM
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I know there’s another thread on this but I love it anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 14, 2022 4:09 PM
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I don't love dumbshits not moving their appliance boxes out of the way.
And those cats are dragging their asses into the table and counter tops and across all the plates left scattered in this typically chaotic and infantilized "lesbian home."
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 14, 2022 4:23 PM
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I hate videos with narrators its obnoxious and unnecessary. If your cat video is worth watching then post it but I don't need it explained to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 14, 2022 4:42 PM
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Hilarious. I love cats.
I think the boxes are filled with catnip. Staged!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 14, 2022 4:54 PM
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Those two must have nice personalities, because ...
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 14, 2022 4:58 PM
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What's worse R5 is when they play that "Here comes the boy" crap or other meme stuff. Or awful music. Many cat videos have been ruined by this.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 14, 2022 6:42 PM
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I love lesbians and their cats
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 15, 2022 11:37 PM
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The cats have stated their boundaries.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 16, 2022 1:25 AM
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The other thread was 90% people saying "this isn't news, how dare this be reported in a newspaper!"
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 16, 2022 1:31 AM
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They can afford a Vitamix and then let the cats have it.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 16, 2022 1:34 AM
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