Things they are saying in London

"Fucking cold innit?"

That's what I'm saying anyway.

chip chip cheerio

Oh bloomin 'eck”

I’m knackered

Did she fuck him like she did with so many blokes back in her yachting days?

Pip Pip Cheerio!

"These waiters are all goddamn FRUITS!"

Gar blimey gov'ner.

Bring your own booze!

That's my name Ali Said. I live in Eastend.

R7, don't you mean meeting?

“I’m starting to think Brexit wasn’t a good idea.”

I’m hearing the word “boozy” a lot lately.

Larry is the one who is really running things on 10 Downing St.

Can Larry the cat please be Prime Minister?

“Andrew died heroically in the Falkland Islands.”

*It can't get any worse.

Larry is an eldergay. Look at me, bitches, I'm a twink!

Crikey, that's brilliant!

'ow 'bout a cuppa tea, luv?

I'll put the kettle on.

The stereotype troll is out today I see

I'm the biggest whore in the UK.

I present hole even to Boris Johnson.

Meghan Markle wants to force British schoolchildren to learn critical race theory!

And use nonbinary pronouns!

That's what they're saying anyways.

Palmerston, has already had a few fights with Larry. Gladstone better watch his back!

Palmerston is history, my dear.

So will be BoJo soon.

Even more parties uncovered in Downing Street during lockdown. One held the night before Prince Philip’s funeral. Indoor gatherings were banned, but there was drinking and dancing until the early hours. The next day the the Queen had to sit alone during the funeral of her husband of over seventy years. I’m a republican, but that was grossly disrespectful.

Boris is an arrogant elitist cunt, I'd expect nothing less of him.

Pip Pip, Cherio

r27 you need to read the thread before replying, hun

Good God, Djokovic is an arsehole. How do you think Murray will get on with the Pommies this year?

Taxi!

My lowery is out of petrol.

Are you having a laugh?

r29 The English don't call themselves Poms, And r31, by lowery do you mean lorry?

*Sorry, "Gervais," not "Gervaise"

Yanks can’t get ‘nuffin right.

Pip pip, cheerio…

Spit-spot!

Close your mouth, we are NOT a codfish!

R36, meet R4 and R27.

I've heard the Queen's being granted the right to execute one royal subject per year, subject to clearance of PPV rights.

Kind of like "Love Island", but darker.

I can’t wait for Liz to die and Charles to be King. I love Charles so much.

Sorry wrong thread

Ones children are fuckin embarrassments. FFS let one die in peace.

Opps

Things were fucking better under Thatcher !

r33, so they ARE calling Djokovic an arsehole?

Is anyone disputing that Novaxx Dajokecovid is an arsehole. His own PM said as much.

City on fire!!

Oi!

Thank god! I always made sure she left her Huawei phone with the courtier.

Oi is French, hun

My lowery is out of petrol.

They would say 'my lorry is out of fuel'

Tally Ho!

Fancy a wank?

Thank heaven, for little girls?

“Can you believe they killed of Sylver, Celeste and Marnie!!!”

Princess Michael of Kent is the most beautiful, most talented, most fascinating person I know and I want to be just like her.

"Balls to ya, big daddy, she ain't never coming back!"

She's a wicked one, she'll deceive you With her fancy gowns And her fancy airs And her- Mischief! Mischief! Devil's work!

Ahlraht?

Is not, r49. What?!

Pip pip cheerio, r38.

Consider yourself at home?

R43, Thatcher was an amoral blight on decency.

Oui is French. Oi is what the lads shout in pubs.

R63 Don’t they say when they stumble out into the street drunk as well?

Oi!

Oi! fit builder! Oi! oi!

I thought they’re called Tradies?

Any word on the Lindbergh baby?

I'm a Londoner and I cannot imagine anyone I've ever met saying "pip pip" nor "cheerio".

Ow, piss-off ya bloody tosser!

"Fine words butter no parsnips!" (my all-time favorite British adage)

Allahu Akhbar!

Coo-eee.

R68 Why yes! He was delicious!

“Anyone up for some spotted dick, or toad in the hole?”

[quote] “Anyone up for some spotted dick, or toad in the hole?”

Let me finish this fag.

R69 do you tip your bowler hat to people you pass on the street and say "'ELLO GUV'NA!"?

Pip, pip, choorio…

She pretends but she's never actually acquired a taste for that special British specialty, Harry's Jellied Eel.

Cop, Cop, Piirio

I've heard that a certain reporter who specializes in royal news is going down in a big case coming up. He is very famous for being a twat. Relates to hacking.

Dataloungers seem so confused as to the status of Princess Michael of Kent, and talk about her as if she were somehow central to the British royal family (if not to daily British life).

Here are some things to keep in mind about her:

1) She was born and raised in Germany, and absolutely not the UK;

2) Most Brits have zero idea of who she is;

3) She has no official duties within the royal family;

4) Her husband is 52nd in line to the British throne, which is pretty far, far, far removed; and

5) The only reason she gets any press anywhere at all is simply because her husband's paternal grandfather was George V, which mean her husband and she both have HRH status.

That's it. Stop making a fuss over her.

R82 - I thought she was raised in Australia.

Plus her dad was in the SS or something.

Things are quite oojah-cum-spiff.

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

A shirtlifter, like his father, the old poof.

I think the video of Boris taking a piss up against the COVID memorial comes out tomorrow, that'll set the cat among the pigeons.

r69 is rather milk in first.

Cheeky Nando’s anyone?

I can’t believe it took 66 posts for a fit builder shout!

You bitches, as always, are slipping.

[quote] Dataloungers seem so confused as to the status of Princess Michael of Kent, and talk about her as if she were somehow central to the British royal family (if not to daily British life).

DL’ers have no confusion about The Princess Michael of Kent. They realize she is the badass of the BRF.

Other than Diana, appearance-wise she is much better dressed and styled than anyone in the BRF.

Her children lead full, productive lives and are a credit to her. And by Royal protocol, the Queen had to give her approval for the son to marry (and he married a successful actress unlike the red headed chucklehead).

And she’s much more accomplished than the spawn of Big Liz. The Princess Michael of Kent has had several books published.

Tickety boo!

Hip-hip-horray!

Penny for the guy?

R81, tell us. The tabloid hackers have caused untold misery to people from all walks of life. They deserve to be exposed.

This train is for Cockfosters!

Give that Wanker a good Bollocking, Put kettle on,

Could you spare us a bob for some fish n’ chips?

'Hoos signing up to do security for the Plonker Pratt Princey??

"Is Robby Benson performing in any West End shows currently?" I've heard this more than once.

“Let the ginger whinger show his face. Just let him…”

I'm gasping for a fag

Charlie bit my finger!

Is this Piccadilly Circus?

Fancy a fag?

'arry, Mate quit being a Big Girl's blouse. Pull up yer' white cotton socks & get yer' bollocks out of 'er inside's handbag!

“Is there still that boat between both the Tate locations and is it free?”

Snitches get stitches.

"Boris who?"