Meghan Markle had dirt on Prince Andrew!
Things they are saying in London
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 17, 2022 7:07 AM|
"Fucking cold innit?"
That's what I'm saying anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 14, 2022 4:07 PM|
chip chip cheerio
Oh bloomin 'eck”
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 14, 2022 4:08 PM|
Did she fuck him like she did with so many blokes back in her yachting days?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 14, 2022 4:40 PM|
Pip Pip Cheerio!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 14, 2022 5:11 PM|
"These waiters are all goddamn FRUITS!"
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 14, 2022 5:19 PM|
Gar blimey gov'ner.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 14, 2022 5:26 PM|
Bring your own booze!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 14, 2022 5:27 PM|
That's my name Ali Said. I live in Eastend.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 14, 2022 5:28 PM|
R7, don't you mean meeting?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 14, 2022 5:29 PM|
“I’m starting to think Brexit wasn’t a good idea.”
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 14, 2022 5:32 PM|
I’m hearing the word “boozy” a lot lately.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 14, 2022 5:36 PM|
Larry is the one who is really running things on 10 Downing St.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 14, 2022 5:41 PM|
Can Larry the cat please be Prime Minister?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 14, 2022 5:44 PM|
“Andrew died heroically in the Falkland Islands.”
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 14, 2022 5:45 PM|
*It can't get any worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 14, 2022 5:45 PM|
Larry is an eldergay. Look at me, bitches, I'm a twink!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 14, 2022 5:48 PM|
Crikey, that's brilliant!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 14, 2022 5:48 PM|
'ow 'bout a cuppa tea, luv?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 14, 2022 5:50 PM|
I'll put the kettle on.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 14, 2022 5:51 PM|
The stereotype troll is out today I see
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 14, 2022 5:52 PM|
I'm the biggest whore in the UK.
I present hole even to Boris Johnson.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 14, 2022 5:53 PM|
Meghan Markle wants to force British schoolchildren to learn critical race theory!
And use nonbinary pronouns!
That's what they're saying anyways.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 14, 2022 5:53 PM|
Palmerston, has already had a few fights with Larry. Gladstone better watch his back!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 14, 2022 5:55 PM|
Palmerston is history, my dear.
So will be BoJo soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 14, 2022 5:58 PM|
Even more parties uncovered in Downing Street during lockdown. One held the night before Prince Philip’s funeral. Indoor gatherings were banned, but there was drinking and dancing until the early hours. The next day the the Queen had to sit alone during the funeral of her husband of over seventy years. I’m a republican, but that was grossly disrespectful.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 14, 2022 5:59 PM|
Boris is an arrogant elitist cunt, I'd expect nothing less of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 14, 2022 6:03 PM|
Pip Pip, Cherio
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 14, 2022 6:04 PM|
r27 you need to read the thread before replying, hun
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 14, 2022 6:06 PM|
Good God, Djokovic is an arsehole. How do you think Murray will get on with the Pommies this year?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 14, 2022 6:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 14, 2022 6:24 PM|
My lowery is out of petrol.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 14, 2022 6:26 PM|
Are you having a laugh?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 14, 2022 6:30 PM|
r29 The English don't call themselves Poms, And r31, by lowery do you mean lorry?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 14, 2022 6:31 PM|
*Sorry, "Gervais," not "Gervaise"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 14, 2022 6:31 PM|
Yanks can’t get ‘nuffin right.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 14, 2022 6:33 PM|
Pip pip, cheerio…
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 14, 2022 6:37 PM|
Close your mouth, we are NOT a codfish!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 14, 2022 6:42 PM|
R36, meet R4 and R27.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 14, 2022 6:42 PM|
I've heard the Queen's being granted the right to execute one royal subject per year, subject to clearance of PPV rights.
Kind of like "Love Island", but darker.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 14, 2022 6:43 PM|
I can’t wait for Liz to die and Charles to be King. I love Charles so much.
Sorry wrong thread
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 14, 2022 6:46 PM|
Ones children are fuckin embarrassments. FFS let one die in peace.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 14, 2022 6:52 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 14, 2022 6:53 PM|
Things were fucking better under Thatcher !
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 14, 2022 6:54 PM|
r33, so they ARE calling Djokovic an arsehole?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 14, 2022 6:57 PM|
Is anyone disputing that Novaxx Dajokecovid is an arsehole. His own PM said as much.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 14, 2022 7:00 PM|
City on fire!!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 14, 2022 7:31 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 14, 2022 8:16 PM|
Thank god! I always made sure she left her Huawei phone with the courtier.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||January 14, 2022 8:27 PM|
Oi is French, hun
|by Anonymous||reply 49||January 14, 2022 9:04 PM|
My lowery is out of petrol.
They would say 'my lorry is out of fuel'
|by Anonymous||reply 50||January 14, 2022 9:05 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||January 14, 2022 9:09 PM|
Fancy a wank?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||January 14, 2022 9:16 PM|
Thank heaven, for little girls?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||January 14, 2022 9:17 PM|
“Can you believe they killed of Sylver, Celeste and Marnie!!!”
|by Anonymous||reply 54||January 14, 2022 9:21 PM|
Princess Michael of Kent is the most beautiful, most talented, most fascinating person I know and I want to be just like her.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||January 14, 2022 9:49 PM|
"Balls to ya, big daddy, she ain't never coming back!"
|by Anonymous||reply 56||January 14, 2022 9:53 PM|
She's a wicked one, she'll deceive you With her fancy gowns And her fancy airs And her- Mischief! Mischief! Devil's work!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||January 14, 2022 9:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||January 14, 2022 10:01 PM|
Is not, r49. What?!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||January 14, 2022 10:08 PM|
Pip pip cheerio, r38.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||January 14, 2022 10:10 PM|
Consider yourself at home?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||January 14, 2022 10:11 PM|
R43, Thatcher was an amoral blight on decency.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||January 14, 2022 10:22 PM|
Oui is French. Oi is what the lads shout in pubs.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||January 14, 2022 10:36 PM|
R63 Don’t they say when they stumble out into the street drunk as well?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||January 14, 2022 10:38 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 65||January 14, 2022 10:44 PM|
Oi! fit builder! Oi! oi!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||January 14, 2022 10:51 PM|
I thought they’re called Tradies?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||January 14, 2022 10:56 PM|
Any word on the Lindbergh baby?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 14, 2022 10:59 PM|
I'm a Londoner and I cannot imagine anyone I've ever met saying "pip pip" nor "cheerio".
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 14, 2022 11:23 PM|
Ow, piss-off ya bloody tosser!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 14, 2022 11:39 PM|
"Fine words butter no parsnips!" (my all-time favorite British adage)
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 14, 2022 11:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 15, 2022 12:12 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 15, 2022 12:17 AM|
R68 Why yes! He was delicious!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 15, 2022 12:25 AM|
“Anyone up for some spotted dick, or toad in the hole?”
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 15, 2022 12:26 AM|
[quote] “Anyone up for some spotted dick, or toad in the hole?”
Let me finish this fag.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 15, 2022 12:29 AM|
R69 do you tip your bowler hat to people you pass on the street and say "'ELLO GUV'NA!"?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 15, 2022 12:38 AM|
Pip, pip, choorio…
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 15, 2022 12:40 AM|
She pretends but she's never actually acquired a taste for that special British specialty, Harry's Jellied Eel.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 15, 2022 12:42 AM|
Cop, Cop, Piirio
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 15, 2022 12:42 AM|
I've heard that a certain reporter who specializes in royal news is going down in a big case coming up. He is very famous for being a twat. Relates to hacking.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 15, 2022 12:45 AM|
Dataloungers seem so confused as to the status of Princess Michael of Kent, and talk about her as if she were somehow central to the British royal family (if not to daily British life).
Here are some things to keep in mind about her:
1) She was born and raised in Germany, and absolutely not the UK;
2) Most Brits have zero idea of who she is;
3) She has no official duties within the royal family;
4) Her husband is 52nd in line to the British throne, which is pretty far, far, far removed; and
5) The only reason she gets any press anywhere at all is simply because her husband's paternal grandfather was George V, which mean her husband and she both have HRH status.
That's it. Stop making a fuss over her.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 15, 2022 12:53 AM|
R82 - I thought she was raised in Australia.
Plus her dad was in the SS or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 15, 2022 2:15 AM|
Things are quite oojah-cum-spiff.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 15, 2022 4:20 AM|
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 15, 2022 4:29 AM|
A shirtlifter, like his father, the old poof.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 15, 2022 10:53 AM|
I think the video of Boris taking a piss up against the COVID memorial comes out tomorrow, that'll set the cat among the pigeons.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 15, 2022 10:55 AM|
r69 is rather milk in first.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 15, 2022 11:39 AM|
Cheeky Nando’s anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 15, 2022 12:17 PM|
I can’t believe it took 66 posts for a fit builder shout!
You bitches, as always, are slipping.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 15, 2022 12:56 PM|
[quote] Dataloungers seem so confused as to the status of Princess Michael of Kent, and talk about her as if she were somehow central to the British royal family (if not to daily British life).
DL’ers have no confusion about The Princess Michael of Kent. They realize she is the badass of the BRF.
Other than Diana, appearance-wise she is much better dressed and styled than anyone in the BRF.
Her children lead full, productive lives and are a credit to her. And by Royal protocol, the Queen had to give her approval for the son to marry (and he married a successful actress unlike the red headed chucklehead).
And she’s much more accomplished than the spawn of Big Liz. The Princess Michael of Kent has had several books published.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||January 15, 2022 1:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||January 15, 2022 1:26 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||January 15, 2022 1:28 PM|
Penny for the guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||January 15, 2022 2:23 PM|
R81, tell us. The tabloid hackers have caused untold misery to people from all walks of life. They deserve to be exposed.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||January 15, 2022 3:05 PM|
This train is for Cockfosters!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||January 15, 2022 4:10 PM|
Give that Wanker a good Bollocking, Put kettle on,
|by Anonymous||reply 97||January 15, 2022 9:29 PM|
Could you spare us a bob for some fish n’ chips?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||January 16, 2022 10:39 PM|
'Hoos signing up to do security for the Plonker Pratt Princey??
|by Anonymous||reply 99||January 17, 2022 1:24 AM|
"Is Robby Benson performing in any West End shows currently?" I've heard this more than once.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||January 17, 2022 1:30 AM|
“Let the ginger whinger show his face. Just let him…”
|by Anonymous||reply 101||January 17, 2022 2:21 AM|
I'm gasping for a fag
|by Anonymous||reply 102||January 17, 2022 9:15 AM|
Charlie bit my finger!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||January 17, 2022 12:10 PM|
Is this Piccadilly Circus?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||January 17, 2022 12:22 PM|
Fancy a fag?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||January 17, 2022 8:34 PM|
'arry, Mate quit being a Big Girl's blouse. Pull up yer' white cotton socks & get yer' bollocks out of 'er inside's handbag!
|by Anonymous||reply 106||January 18, 2022 1:23 AM|
“Is there still that boat between both the Tate locations and is it free?”
|by Anonymous||reply 107||January 18, 2022 1:25 AM|
Snitches get stitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 18, 2022 11:26 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 17, 2022 7:07 AM|