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Things they are saying in London

Meghan Markle had dirt on Prince Andrew!

by Anonymousreply 109September 17, 2022 7:07 AM

"Fucking cold innit?"

That's what I'm saying anyway.

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2022 4:07 PM

chip chip cheerio

Oh bloomin 'eck”

I’m knackered

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2022 4:08 PM

Did she fuck him like she did with so many blokes back in her yachting days?

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2022 4:40 PM

Pip Pip Cheerio!

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2022 5:11 PM

"These waiters are all goddamn FRUITS!"

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2022 5:19 PM

Gar blimey gov'ner.

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2022 5:26 PM

Bring your own booze!

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2022 5:27 PM

That's my name Ali Said. I live in Eastend.

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2022 5:28 PM

R7, don't you mean meeting?

by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2022 5:29 PM

“I’m starting to think Brexit wasn’t a good idea.”

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2022 5:32 PM

I’m hearing the word “boozy” a lot lately.

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2022 5:36 PM

Larry is the one who is really running things on 10 Downing St.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2022 5:41 PM

Can Larry the cat please be Prime Minister?

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by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2022 5:44 PM

“Andrew died heroically in the Falkland Islands.”

by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2022 5:45 PM

*It can't get any worse.

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2022 5:45 PM

Larry is an eldergay. Look at me, bitches, I'm a twink!

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by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2022 5:48 PM

Crikey, that's brilliant!

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2022 5:48 PM

'ow 'bout a cuppa tea, luv?

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2022 5:50 PM

I'll put the kettle on.

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2022 5:51 PM

The stereotype troll is out today I see

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2022 5:52 PM

I'm the biggest whore in the UK.

I present hole even to Boris Johnson.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2022 5:53 PM

Meghan Markle wants to force British schoolchildren to learn critical race theory!

And use nonbinary pronouns!

That's what they're saying anyways.

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2022 5:53 PM

Palmerston, has already had a few fights with Larry. Gladstone better watch his back!

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by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2022 5:55 PM

Palmerston is history, my dear.

So will be BoJo soon.

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2022 5:58 PM

Even more parties uncovered in Downing Street during lockdown. One held the night before Prince Philip’s funeral. Indoor gatherings were banned, but there was drinking and dancing until the early hours. The next day the the Queen had to sit alone during the funeral of her husband of over seventy years. I’m a republican, but that was grossly disrespectful.

by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2022 5:59 PM

Boris is an arrogant elitist cunt, I'd expect nothing less of him.

by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2022 6:03 PM

Pip Pip, Cherio

by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2022 6:04 PM

r27 you need to read the thread before replying, hun

by Anonymousreply 28January 14, 2022 6:06 PM

Good God, Djokovic is an arsehole. How do you think Murray will get on with the Pommies this year?

by Anonymousreply 29January 14, 2022 6:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 30January 14, 2022 6:24 PM

My lowery is out of petrol.

by Anonymousreply 31January 14, 2022 6:26 PM

Are you having a laugh?

by Anonymousreply 32January 14, 2022 6:30 PM

r29 The English don't call themselves Poms, And r31, by lowery do you mean lorry?

by Anonymousreply 33January 14, 2022 6:31 PM

*Sorry, "Gervais," not "Gervaise"

by Anonymousreply 34January 14, 2022 6:31 PM

Yanks can’t get ‘nuffin right.

by Anonymousreply 35January 14, 2022 6:33 PM

Pip pip, cheerio…

by Anonymousreply 36January 14, 2022 6:37 PM


Close your mouth, we are NOT a codfish!

by Anonymousreply 37January 14, 2022 6:42 PM

R36, meet R4 and R27.

by Anonymousreply 38January 14, 2022 6:42 PM

I've heard the Queen's being granted the right to execute one royal subject per year, subject to clearance of PPV rights.

Kind of like "Love Island", but darker.

by Anonymousreply 39January 14, 2022 6:43 PM

I can’t wait for Liz to die and Charles to be King. I love Charles so much.

Sorry wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 40January 14, 2022 6:46 PM

Ones children are fuckin embarrassments. FFS let one die in peace.

by Anonymousreply 41January 14, 2022 6:52 PM


by Anonymousreply 42January 14, 2022 6:53 PM

Things were fucking better under Thatcher !

by Anonymousreply 43January 14, 2022 6:54 PM

r33, so they ARE calling Djokovic an arsehole?

by Anonymousreply 44January 14, 2022 6:57 PM

Is anyone disputing that Novaxx Dajokecovid is an arsehole. His own PM said as much.

by Anonymousreply 45January 14, 2022 7:00 PM

City on fire!!

by Anonymousreply 46January 14, 2022 7:31 PM


by Anonymousreply 47January 14, 2022 8:16 PM

Thank god! I always made sure she left her Huawei phone with the courtier.

by Anonymousreply 48January 14, 2022 8:27 PM

Oi is French, hun

by Anonymousreply 49January 14, 2022 9:04 PM

My lowery is out of petrol.

They would say 'my lorry is out of fuel'

by Anonymousreply 50January 14, 2022 9:05 PM

Tally Ho!

by Anonymousreply 51January 14, 2022 9:09 PM

Fancy a wank?

by Anonymousreply 52January 14, 2022 9:16 PM

Thank heaven, for little girls?

by Anonymousreply 53January 14, 2022 9:17 PM

“Can you believe they killed of Sylver, Celeste and Marnie!!!”

by Anonymousreply 54January 14, 2022 9:21 PM

Princess Michael of Kent is the most beautiful, most talented, most fascinating person I know and I want to be just like her.

by Anonymousreply 55January 14, 2022 9:49 PM

"Balls to ya, big daddy, she ain't never coming back!"

by Anonymousreply 56January 14, 2022 9:53 PM

She's a wicked one, she'll deceive you With her fancy gowns And her fancy airs And her- Mischief! Mischief! Devil's work!

by Anonymousreply 57January 14, 2022 9:53 PM


by Anonymousreply 58January 14, 2022 10:01 PM

Is not, r49. What?!

by Anonymousreply 59January 14, 2022 10:08 PM

Pip pip cheerio, r38.

by Anonymousreply 60January 14, 2022 10:10 PM

Consider yourself at home?

by Anonymousreply 61January 14, 2022 10:11 PM

R43, Thatcher was an amoral blight on decency.

by Anonymousreply 62January 14, 2022 10:22 PM

Oui is French. Oi is what the lads shout in pubs.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 14, 2022 10:36 PM

R63 Don’t they say when they stumble out into the street drunk as well?

by Anonymousreply 64January 14, 2022 10:38 PM


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by Anonymousreply 65January 14, 2022 10:44 PM

Oi! fit builder! Oi! oi!

by Anonymousreply 66January 14, 2022 10:51 PM

I thought they’re called Tradies?

by Anonymousreply 67January 14, 2022 10:56 PM

Any word on the Lindbergh baby?

by Anonymousreply 68January 14, 2022 10:59 PM

I'm a Londoner and I cannot imagine anyone I've ever met saying "pip pip" nor "cheerio".

by Anonymousreply 69January 14, 2022 11:23 PM

Ow, piss-off ya bloody tosser!

by Anonymousreply 70January 14, 2022 11:39 PM

"Fine words butter no parsnips!" (my all-time favorite British adage)

by Anonymousreply 71January 14, 2022 11:50 PM

Allahu Akhbar!

by Anonymousreply 72January 15, 2022 12:12 AM


by Anonymousreply 73January 15, 2022 12:17 AM

R68 Why yes! He was delicious!

by Anonymousreply 74January 15, 2022 12:25 AM

“Anyone up for some spotted dick, or toad in the hole?”

by Anonymousreply 75January 15, 2022 12:26 AM

[quote] “Anyone up for some spotted dick, or toad in the hole?”

Let me finish this fag.

by Anonymousreply 76January 15, 2022 12:29 AM

R69 do you tip your bowler hat to people you pass on the street and say "'ELLO GUV'NA!"?

by Anonymousreply 77January 15, 2022 12:38 AM

Pip, pip, choorio…

by Anonymousreply 78January 15, 2022 12:40 AM

She pretends but she's never actually acquired a taste for that special British specialty, Harry's Jellied Eel.

by Anonymousreply 79January 15, 2022 12:42 AM

Cop, Cop, Piirio

by Anonymousreply 80January 15, 2022 12:42 AM

I've heard that a certain reporter who specializes in royal news is going down in a big case coming up. He is very famous for being a twat. Relates to hacking.

by Anonymousreply 81January 15, 2022 12:45 AM

Dataloungers seem so confused as to the status of Princess Michael of Kent, and talk about her as if she were somehow central to the British royal family (if not to daily British life).

Here are some things to keep in mind about her:

1) She was born and raised in Germany, and absolutely not the UK;

2) Most Brits have zero idea of who she is;

3) She has no official duties within the royal family;

4) Her husband is 52nd in line to the British throne, which is pretty far, far, far removed; and

5) The only reason she gets any press anywhere at all is simply because her husband's paternal grandfather was George V, which mean her husband and she both have HRH status.

That's it. Stop making a fuss over her.

by Anonymousreply 82January 15, 2022 12:53 AM

R82 - I thought she was raised in Australia.

Plus her dad was in the SS or something.

by Anonymousreply 83January 15, 2022 2:15 AM

Things are quite oojah-cum-spiff.

by Anonymousreply 84January 15, 2022 4:20 AM

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

by Anonymousreply 85January 15, 2022 4:29 AM

A shirtlifter, like his father, the old poof.

by Anonymousreply 86January 15, 2022 10:53 AM

I think the video of Boris taking a piss up against the COVID memorial comes out tomorrow, that'll set the cat among the pigeons.

by Anonymousreply 87January 15, 2022 10:55 AM

r69 is rather milk in first.

by Anonymousreply 88January 15, 2022 11:39 AM

Cheeky Nando’s anyone?

by Anonymousreply 89January 15, 2022 12:17 PM

I can’t believe it took 66 posts for a fit builder shout!

You bitches, as always, are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 90January 15, 2022 12:56 PM

[quote] Dataloungers seem so confused as to the status of Princess Michael of Kent, and talk about her as if she were somehow central to the British royal family (if not to daily British life).

DL’ers have no confusion about The Princess Michael of Kent. They realize she is the badass of the BRF.

Other than Diana, appearance-wise she is much better dressed and styled than anyone in the BRF.

Her children lead full, productive lives and are a credit to her. And by Royal protocol, the Queen had to give her approval for the son to marry (and he married a successful actress unlike the red headed chucklehead).

And she’s much more accomplished than the spawn of Big Liz. The Princess Michael of Kent has had several books published.

by Anonymousreply 91January 15, 2022 1:23 PM

Tickety boo!

by Anonymousreply 92January 15, 2022 1:26 PM


by Anonymousreply 93January 15, 2022 1:28 PM

Penny for the guy?

by Anonymousreply 94January 15, 2022 2:23 PM

R81, tell us. The tabloid hackers have caused untold misery to people from all walks of life. They deserve to be exposed.

by Anonymousreply 95January 15, 2022 3:05 PM

This train is for Cockfosters!

by Anonymousreply 96January 15, 2022 4:10 PM

Give that Wanker a good Bollocking, Put kettle on,

by Anonymousreply 97January 15, 2022 9:29 PM

Could you spare us a bob for some fish n’ chips?

by Anonymousreply 98January 16, 2022 10:39 PM

'Hoos signing up to do security for the Plonker Pratt Princey??

by Anonymousreply 99January 17, 2022 1:24 AM

"Is Robby Benson performing in any West End shows currently?" I've heard this more than once.

by Anonymousreply 100January 17, 2022 1:30 AM

“Let the ginger whinger show his face. Just let him…”

by Anonymousreply 101January 17, 2022 2:21 AM

I'm gasping for a fag

by Anonymousreply 102January 17, 2022 9:15 AM

Charlie bit my finger!

by Anonymousreply 103January 17, 2022 12:10 PM

Is this Piccadilly Circus?

by Anonymousreply 104January 17, 2022 12:22 PM

Fancy a fag?

by Anonymousreply 105January 17, 2022 8:34 PM

'arry, Mate quit being a Big Girl's blouse. Pull up yer' white cotton socks & get yer' bollocks out of 'er inside's handbag!

by Anonymousreply 106January 18, 2022 1:23 AM

“Is there still that boat between both the Tate locations and is it free?”

by Anonymousreply 107January 18, 2022 1:25 AM

Snitches get stitches.

by Anonymousreply 108January 18, 2022 11:26 AM

"Boris who?"

by Anonymousreply 109September 17, 2022 7:07 AM
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