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Can someone explain the fascination with Pete Davidson?

he's really not that funny and not good looking

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by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2022 9:17 PM

Quite large penis.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2022 3:28 PM

R1 That explains how a Kardashian can fuck him and enjoy herself, at least in the dark.

But I think it's because people can smell an early, drug-fueled death on him, and they want to get in early so they can tell their grandkids they loved him like people claim to have loved Belushi, Farley, Lennon, Jack Kennedy, and all those other flawed assholes who died too soon and got the sainthood treatment.

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2022 3:30 PM

he's got HUGE cums

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2022 3:30 PM

is it just me or does it seem like he milked his father's 9/11 death to death?

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2022 3:35 PM

He's ugly!

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2022 3:36 PM

R5 Would you be willing to overlook his looks if he were creatively funny?

And related to that, would we all be willing to overlook his lack of talent if he were sexier to look at?

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2022 3:39 PM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2022 3:42 PM

R7, what ass? I think he just has a hole in his lower back.

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2022 3:49 PM

Solar Opposites actually explains this well

He has Big Dick Energy, a quality which cannot be manufactured

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by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2022 3:54 PM

I think he's skeevy looking and I wouldn't touch him. Plus his Krohn's disease, I wouldn't take any chances back there either.

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2022 3:55 PM

He looks like he smells like piss.

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2022 4:02 PM

Say what you want, but the boy knows how to rock eyeshadow.

by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2022 4:05 PM

I have seen him in person before. He is tall, but his shoulders are as wide as his waste. He's very awkward in person physically in person - straight up and down, pale skin bad skin, dark circles. He looks sick. But he's become more of an idea than an actual person at this point.

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2022 4:12 PM

experiments asking heterosexual women (most of them white and from the United States) to rate the general attractiveness of male faces suggest that such women typically prefer men’s faces that have more feminine shapes, which can include big eyes and small chins.

- Chicago Booth

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by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2022 4:17 PM

Huge dick and probably makes them laugh?

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2022 4:22 PM

Skinny, tatted, big dick men are often considered sexy.

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2022 4:26 PM

I think the huge penis thing is a contemporary urban legend. All bulge shots seem to suggest there's really nothing extraordinary going on down there...unless he gets boner big (which is possible obviously). My take is that he's probably a super kind, fun guy to be around and is well-respected in "the business." I don't dislike him at all and do find him sexy in an odd way.

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2022 4:27 PM

Tall lanky big faced guys like that nine times out of ten are hung hugh.

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2022 4:31 PM

It's weird. As if someone decided, "He's so unlikely, it would be hilarious if we were to give him all the best stuff. Let's do it, just as a goof!" And then it became a cascade.

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2022 4:32 PM

I may be the only one, but I just don’t think he bones Kim. I don’t think he has yet, entered her jade gate.

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2022 4:34 PM

Does he have a dandruff problem? Sure looks like it in OP's photo. That's yucky and is probably an easy fix.

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2022 4:34 PM

Kate McKinnon is modestly overrated, but at least she has a solid floor of talent underneath her, so it's only half hype on top of actual talent.

Pete Davidson is just a stoner goof-off with a dead father and more tattoos than a prison bitch.

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2022 4:37 PM

He's a gay, R20.

by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2022 4:37 PM

He's pretty unfunny on SNL--I think he's one of those people who is a much, much better stand-up comic than a comedy actor (Chris Rock and Norm MacDonald are two others--they never seemed comfortable on SNL doing skits, but they were both great in stand-up).

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2022 4:42 PM

[quote]I may be the only one, but I just don’t think he bones Kim. I don’t think he has yet, entered her jade gate.

It is amazing to think of someone being with Kim Kardashian for her company and conversation rather than for sex.

by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2022 4:43 PM

I think he's pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2022 4:48 PM

[quote]It is amazing to think of someone being with Kim Kardashian for her company and conversation rather than for sex.

It's called exposure, and not just to herpes. Being next to Kim Kardashian gets you in front of 60 million eyes, making you bankable in the world of entertainment, leading to more money making possibilities - which for someone with limited talent, is a blessing.

by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2022 5:02 PM

Cunnilingus He holds a black belt in oral pleasure

by Anonymousreply 28January 14, 2022 5:08 PM

"Krohn's disease"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 29January 14, 2022 5:15 PM

And yet he’s dated half of all famous females. Don’t understand at all. Dating Pete Davidson has become a rite of passage I guess. He is this generation’s David Spade.

by Anonymousreply 30January 14, 2022 5:33 PM

Nasty looking.

by Anonymousreply 31January 14, 2022 5:39 PM

R30

He never dated ME!

by Anonymousreply 32January 14, 2022 5:42 PM

Weirdly I have seen some of his sketches and King of Staten Island and there is nothing there even when playing a version of himself. So his career has to be limited hence the celebrity dating. That's half his appeal. Seems like a nice guy though.

by Anonymousreply 33January 14, 2022 5:44 PM

R5- Shug Avery- He SURE UGLY!

by Anonymousreply 34January 14, 2022 5:48 PM

He has a sweet disposition and can make fun of himself, which makes him endearing. Plus he loves his mom, which all girls love. And, besides BDF, his tongue is long enough to lick the inside of his own ear, which makes them squeal.

by Anonymousreply 35January 14, 2022 5:50 PM

He also gives Big Dropout Energy (the other BDE).

Did this dope scenester even finish the eighth grade?

by Anonymousreply 36January 14, 2022 5:53 PM

I think people feel sorry for him. He looks like an alien but seems sweet. Maybe he's a good friend and pleasant company.

by Anonymousreply 37January 14, 2022 6:09 PM

Why would anyone feel sorry for this thing?

by Anonymousreply 38January 14, 2022 6:15 PM

R38 Because he won't live to see 40. He and John Mulaney will coke out together.

by Anonymousreply 39January 14, 2022 6:17 PM

I like John Mulaney, though. Seems like a more pleasant person than Pete.

by Anonymousreply 40January 14, 2022 6:20 PM

R40 That's because he is. But they're both deep in the cycle of drug addiction.

by Anonymousreply 41January 14, 2022 6:30 PM

I think he may smoke a ton of dope, but I don't think he's on a Farley or Belushi path.

by Anonymousreply 42January 14, 2022 7:38 PM

I'm sorry but what part of "10-INCH HORSECOCK" is unclear here?

by Anonymousreply 43January 14, 2022 7:45 PM

And yes, I know most women aren't really size queens.

Some are, though.

by Anonymousreply 44January 14, 2022 7:46 PM

Every time I see this picture of Pete and his dad my heart goes out to him and I wish him nothing but peace and happiness...

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by Anonymousreply 45January 14, 2022 8:14 PM

He IS 9-11 boy.

by Anonymousreply 46January 14, 2022 8:36 PM

He probably wants to date me.

by Anonymousreply 47January 14, 2022 9:17 PM

Even his mother can’t explain it, she’s just happy he’s out of her basement and she doesn’t have to be the one to inevitably discover his OD body.

by Anonymousreply 48January 14, 2022 10:15 PM

His dad was a cutie pie. What happened to Pete?

by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2022 9:17 PM
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