Bradley Cooper's penis in "Nightmare Alley"

Looks like a normal penis.

That's bath shrinkage.

Why does he look so much like Ralph Finnes? Has he had more work done?

Uncut?

This is most likely a prosthetic as Toni Colette has to grab it.

Cut. Just all one color

This is what I’ve been waiting for!

Saw the movie. Doesn't seem noticeable or visible when you actually see the movie.

Been there done that

It's fine.

I always thought that he was hotter than Michael Vartan on Alias.

Cue the haters.

DL's visceral hate for Cooper always baffles me

Looks normal.

What happened to his biceps? They look puny now. Same with his chest.

R9 Michael Vartan has a nice piece. See One Hour Photo. Nice low hangers too.

Looks like a nubbin to me. And his titties seem to be sagging.

Considering it's underwater and cold, not bad at all.

It's called refraction, OP.

Ginger?

HE WRECKED MY PUSSY WITH THAT BEER CAN!

He’s not huge, but so what? Lots of us aren’t.

WTF I saw the movie in the theatre, I didn't see Bradley's ass (even though I read on IMDB that there is a brief ass shot of him during the bath scene) and I didn't see any peen in the bath either and my trained eye would have noticed. I also noticed in the movie that they left out a scene that was shown in the previews and trailers. The missing scene was Dr. Lilith getting into a car while Molly is standing off to the side and watching her. See video at around the 50 sec. mark.

Tyrone Power was bigger. And he had the Irish Curse, too.

He probably had to grow his pubes out, to be historically accurate (or wear a merkin).

You can't see anything in the movie. It's too dark. Someone cranked up the exposure on those stills and clip.

Bradley Cooper just did an interview with Variety about deciding how go full-frontal. Seems he had to think about it.

LPSG has it.

One should always fluff before going on camera, or use a prosthetic.

Why would anyone assume the water was cold? He was supposed to be taking a bath, right?

Can’t see anything but a blurry Vienna sausage.

I expected a bigger package since he has huge feet (size 14).

Forget the Vienna sausage, who knew he had developed gynecomastia???!! Those moobs...

Bradley Cooper has a beautiful penis, beautiful eyes, a beautiful man. I'm crazy about you Bradley Cooper, and your adorable penis, too.

[Quote]Why would anyone assume the water was cold? He was supposed to be taking a bath, right?

Hoping against hope.

Totally normal penis, particularly in water

Bradley is at least 47 yo and those are 47 yo pecs. His dick is normal. Oh, I don't think he's hot anyway. But this is a respectable presentation of the goods.

Those pubes make me yearn for Easter.

He looks hard in this pic and it appears to be roughly 5 inches.

A white man can still get through life relatively unscarred with 5 inches.

Have you ever seen a movie being shot R27?

Even if the water started off warm, by take 4 it would have been pretty lukewarm to cold

Cut. Pity. But I like him. Talented fellow.

Cut. Pity. But I like him. Talented fellow.

[quote]Why would anyone assume the water was cold?

They're not going to keep draining and refilling the tub between takes to keep the water warm (takes too much time and could affect continuity) and it's probably not hooked up to a hot water line anyway, since it's a set and not a real bathroom.

R41 so where did they get the water to fill the tub? And wouldn't they have access to warm water? And how did the fill the tub? Using buckets?

I just watched it and didn’t see any peen. I did see some backside. He has sacral dimples.

No one has answered r42!!! Where did the water come from? The sky?!?

how big is his cock??

How big is his cock?! 🎶 How big is his cock, I really need to know. 🎶

Uncut? It’s difficult to see.

[quote]You can't see anything in the movie. It's too dark. Someone cranked up the exposure on those stills and clip.

I watched it streaming on HBO Max and the dick is clearly visible.

From the stills, which I enlarged in Photoshop, he is uncut.

Looks no different than Geoffrey Rush naked.

Saggy titties, too. Get in the gym, son.

I know he is considered handsome, but Bradley Cooper does absolutely nothing for me.

He seems kind of big and dumb to me, a gentle giant. He's not handsome. He's not ugly, but he's not handsome.

I've never found him attractive.

They added an HD clip at the end of OP’s link. He’s clearly cut. You can even see his pee slit.

^^ Which pic? in OP's link the whole thing is the same color.like you don't even really see the head.

It looks like either:

1. We're seeing the whole thing and it's very small soft (not atypical), like 2" and he's UNCUT and his head is covered.

2. We're only seeing the soft shaft and his head is under the water and would be a different color

3. He's CUT and he's 2' soft and his head is the same color as his shaft???