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Bradley Cooper's penis in "Nightmare Alley"

Maybe the water was cold..

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by Anonymousreply 55February 12, 2022 9:35 PM

Looks like a normal penis.

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2022 2:19 PM

That's bath shrinkage.

Why does he look so much like Ralph Finnes? Has he had more work done?

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2022 2:21 PM


by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2022 2:25 PM

This is most likely a prosthetic as Toni Colette has to grab it.

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2022 2:25 PM

Cut. Just all one color

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2022 2:25 PM

This is what I’ve been waiting for!

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2022 2:28 PM

Saw the movie. Doesn't seem noticeable or visible when you actually see the movie.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2022 2:29 PM

Been there done that

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2022 3:07 PM

It's fine.

I always thought that he was hotter than Michael Vartan on Alias.

by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2022 3:10 PM

Cue the haters.

DL's visceral hate for Cooper always baffles me

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2022 3:14 PM

Looks normal.

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2022 3:19 PM

What happened to his biceps? They look puny now. Same with his chest.

by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2022 3:23 PM

R9 Michael Vartan has a nice piece. See One Hour Photo. Nice low hangers too.

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2022 3:32 PM

Looks like a nubbin to me. And his titties seem to be sagging.

by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2022 3:33 PM

Considering it's underwater and cold, not bad at all.

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2022 3:33 PM

It's called refraction, OP.

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2022 3:36 PM


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by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2022 3:44 PM

He’s not huge, but so what? Lots of us aren’t.

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2022 3:58 PM

WTF I saw the movie in the theatre, I didn't see Bradley's ass (even though I read on IMDB that there is a brief ass shot of him during the bath scene) and I didn't see any peen in the bath either and my trained eye would have noticed. I also noticed in the movie that they left out a scene that was shown in the previews and trailers. The missing scene was Dr. Lilith getting into a car while Molly is standing off to the side and watching her. See video at around the 50 sec. mark.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2022 4:22 PM

Tyrone Power was bigger. And he had the Irish Curse, too.

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2022 4:28 PM

He probably had to grow his pubes out, to be historically accurate (or wear a merkin).

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2022 4:37 PM

You can't see anything in the movie. It's too dark. Someone cranked up the exposure on those stills and clip.

by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2022 5:35 PM

Bradley Cooper just did an interview with Variety about deciding how go full-frontal. Seems he had to think about it.

by Anonymousreply 24January 15, 2022 5:18 AM

LPSG has it.

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by Anonymousreply 25January 15, 2022 5:18 AM

One should always fluff before going on camera, or use a prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 26January 15, 2022 5:34 AM

Why would anyone assume the water was cold? He was supposed to be taking a bath, right?

by Anonymousreply 27January 15, 2022 5:54 AM

Can’t see anything but a blurry Vienna sausage.

by Anonymousreply 28January 15, 2022 6:01 AM

I expected a bigger package since he has huge feet (size 14).

by Anonymousreply 29January 15, 2022 6:10 AM

Forget the Vienna sausage, who knew he had developed gynecomastia???!! Those moobs...

by Anonymousreply 30January 15, 2022 9:40 AM

Bradley Cooper has a beautiful penis, beautiful eyes, a beautiful man. I'm crazy about you Bradley Cooper, and your adorable penis, too.

by Anonymousreply 31January 15, 2022 11:03 AM

[Quote]Why would anyone assume the water was cold? He was supposed to be taking a bath, right?

Hoping against hope.

by Anonymousreply 32January 15, 2022 11:11 AM

Totally normal penis, particularly in water

by Anonymousreply 33January 15, 2022 11:15 AM

Bradley is at least 47 yo and those are 47 yo pecs. His dick is normal. Oh, I don't think he's hot anyway. But this is a respectable presentation of the goods.

by Anonymousreply 34January 15, 2022 11:20 AM

Those pubes make me yearn for Easter.

by Anonymousreply 35January 15, 2022 11:32 AM

He looks hard in this pic and it appears to be roughly 5 inches.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 15, 2022 11:45 AM

A white man can still get through life relatively unscarred with 5 inches.

by Anonymousreply 37January 15, 2022 11:48 AM

Have you ever seen a movie being shot R27?

Even if the water started off warm, by take 4 it would have been pretty lukewarm to cold

by Anonymousreply 38January 15, 2022 12:15 PM

Cut. Pity. But I like him. Talented fellow.

by Anonymousreply 39January 15, 2022 12:36 PM

Cut. Pity. But I like him. Talented fellow.

by Anonymousreply 40January 15, 2022 12:36 PM

[quote]Why would anyone assume the water was cold?

They're not going to keep draining and refilling the tub between takes to keep the water warm (takes too much time and could affect continuity) and it's probably not hooked up to a hot water line anyway, since it's a set and not a real bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 41January 15, 2022 12:54 PM

R41 so where did they get the water to fill the tub? And wouldn't they have access to warm water? And how did the fill the tub? Using buckets?

by Anonymousreply 42January 16, 2022 5:42 AM

I just watched it and didn’t see any peen. I did see some backside. He has sacral dimples.

by Anonymousreply 43February 5, 2022 5:41 AM

No one has answered r42!!! Where did the water come from? The sky?!?

by Anonymousreply 44February 5, 2022 5:52 AM

how big is his cock??

by Anonymousreply 45February 5, 2022 5:52 AM

How big is his cock?! 🎶 How big is his cock, I really need to know. 🎶

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by Anonymousreply 46February 5, 2022 5:58 AM

Uncut? It’s difficult to see.

by Anonymousreply 47February 5, 2022 6:16 AM

[quote]You can't see anything in the movie. It's too dark. Someone cranked up the exposure on those stills and clip.

I watched it streaming on HBO Max and the dick is clearly visible.

From the stills, which I enlarged in Photoshop, he is uncut.

by Anonymousreply 48February 11, 2022 12:56 AM

Looks no different than Geoffrey Rush naked.

by Anonymousreply 49February 12, 2022 2:15 AM

Saggy titties, too. Get in the gym, son.

by Anonymousreply 50February 12, 2022 2:19 AM

I know he is considered handsome, but Bradley Cooper does absolutely nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 51February 12, 2022 4:54 PM

He seems kind of big and dumb to me, a gentle giant. He's not handsome. He's not ugly, but he's not handsome.

by Anonymousreply 52February 12, 2022 5:16 PM

I've never found him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 53February 12, 2022 5:32 PM

They added an HD clip at the end of OP’s link. He’s clearly cut. You can even see his pee slit.

by Anonymousreply 54February 12, 2022 6:15 PM

^^ Which pic? in OP's link the whole thing is the same color.like you don't even really see the head.

It looks like either:

1. We're seeing the whole thing and it's very small soft (not atypical), like 2" and he's UNCUT and his head is covered.

2. We're only seeing the soft shaft and his head is under the water and would be a different color

3. He's CUT and he's 2' soft and his head is the same color as his shaft???

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