DL People- I am a KLUTZ
This morning a cracked my glass whistling tea kettle that I bought a few years ago at Kmart- it's imported from Germany. I never would have guessed a store like Kmart would sell ANYTHING imported from Germany.
I had my ginger tea steeping before I broke the kettle. I had my large green mug with white polka dots on my desk. By mistake I elbowed it off my desk- it smashed and splattered onto the floor. What's wrong with me today. Fortunately when I bought the mugs on Amazon it was an EIGHT pack. I'm on my third mug already.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | January 14, 2022 8:41 PM
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that is a fucking ugly mug
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 14, 2022 1:28 PM
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Have you tried losing weight dear? Fat people are famously clumsy
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 14, 2022 1:29 PM
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R1- Thanks. Your BITCHINESS made me laugh out loud.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 14, 2022 1:35 PM
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Those curved handles are stupid. Why do people buy mugs, which are designed to hold HOY things, with handles that only fit two fingers? Get a grip, man.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 14, 2022 1:36 PM
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Here is a photo of the Glass Whistling tea kettle I broke this morning. Knowing how clumsy I am I have a back up that I'm already soaking to use this weekend.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | January 14, 2022 1:41 PM
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It self selects for classy, elegant lady fingers dear. Obvi, how would your fat paws know when you chug barrels on the regular r4? Poor dear, so sheltered.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 14, 2022 1:42 PM
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My hands are elegant and strong R6, ideal for face-slapping bitches like you.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 14, 2022 1:48 PM
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[quote]mugs, which are designed to hold HOY things
HOY THINGS
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 14, 2022 1:52 PM
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That's more like a cup OP. A mug should have a base as wide as the brim. The polka dot green is cute.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 14, 2022 2:53 PM
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[quote] I never would have guessed a store like Kmart would sell ANYTHING imported from Germany.
You never thought Kmart would have a ($12.00 at Walmart) carafe? You can also buy 6 of those hideous green mugs & a stand for $32.00. The Chinese probably sell those discount wares even cheaper. Just because you over paid for your discount wares (on Amazon) does not make them exotic or special.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 14, 2022 2:59 PM
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R10- Walmart has a delivery charge which makes it slightly more costly than Amazon ( I'm a Prime member).
Everyone here is hurting my feelings about my nice big green mugs with the white polka dots.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 14, 2022 3:41 PM
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Gurl, that cup is not suitable for cradling.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 14, 2022 4:28 PM
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Why you on hear bragging about your mugs and cheap kettle?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 14, 2022 5:44 PM
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Now that's a mug I'd like to cradle...
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 14, 2022 5:49 PM
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OP, honey -- you lost me at whistling kettle. I have an automatic glass kettle but it's not so bulbous and heats on the base., it's a full appliance. Yours is stove top? Just no.
That mug is UG-LEE.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 14, 2022 5:49 PM
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[quote]Everyone here is hurting my feelings about my nice big green mugs with the white polka dots.
Deservedly so.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 14, 2022 5:54 PM
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OP, both look really cheap and ugly. They don’t match. The kettle looks like a truck stop coffee pot, while the mug looks like something you would find at a Midwestern liberal arts gender studies “soupluck”.
I suggest you get a small, clear glass teapot that uses tea candles. And a small glass tea cup to match. That is what I use and it is very sleek and stylish.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 14, 2022 5:54 PM
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Are you on the spectrum OP?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 14, 2022 5:56 PM
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Oh christ, not even a lesbian would have a mug that ugly!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 14, 2022 5:57 PM
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Aww...I like polka dots. I like whimsy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 14, 2022 5:57 PM
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DL people the description of my nice green mug with the white polka dots are as follows-
It's the perfect choice when you're looking for that classic shape and timeless style
What more could I ask for?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 14, 2022 6:24 PM
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Op, you should have used the "Breaking" alert to tell us you broke your coffee thingy.
I'll let it go this time, but the next time that you want to tell us that you broke something, please adhere to the aforementioned dumbass bullshit rule that I just made up. In fact, consider it as more of a suggestion, a gentle prodding, if you will. (Or not. I'm easy.)
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 14, 2022 8:39 PM
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R19 perfect comment. hahaha
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 14, 2022 8:41 PM
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