Thomas Markle thinks that Meghan may have information to help prosecute Andrew.

Wow is that the cuntiest thing to do to an attention-starved, celebrity wannabe daughter that absolutely refuses to talk to you!

What a colossal asshole.

Thomas Markle = the Original Klan Granny.

Next week he’ll act like egomaniac Trump- “Well, if she hasn’t responded to me yet, she must know something bad that she doesn’t want to say”.

What is a Klan Granny R3?

Thomas Markle thinks that nobody’s paying any attention to him.

There. Fixed that for you.

He's hilarious. If this were fiction, no one would believe it. American woman marries into BRF. American woman's father publicly heckles her at random times.

No one deserves a father like that, though.

[quote]No one deserves a father like that, though.

Little Nutmeg did not fall far from the Daddy tree.

She's growing the same trunk too.

He’s right and she needs to step up with the allegations. Randy Andy is said to have groped her ass at some event. Well that’s what a lot of people are saying in London. They say she’s quite short and much darker skinned in real life too.

Meghan said on Ellen show (or some other interview) that she and Harry, before their relationship was public, socialized with Eugenie. Also, I don't think Eugenie and Beatrice are close to William. There's apparently a taking of sides: Harry vs. William. Maybe there's some empathy between Andrew and Harry (the "spare" brothers).

She'd know fuck all about that, but as is her way, she can always make something up and be believed by many people.

That’s good because Thomas has proven to be such a stable and reliable source.

It’s like Porky Pig the maga and his wheelchair hag kid have a reason to live with their full tune stalking. What slobs.

*full time

R10 I heard people are saying she's a time traveller and was actually a WITNESS to Prince Andrew's shenanigans, but because she was in disguise at the time she knows no one would believe her, even though she has the Time Device still and has been using it to bet on horse races. That's how she and Harry have managed to multiply their fortune so fast. The Netflix deals are blinds.

At least that's what people are saying all over London. ALL OVER LONDON.

Love how idiots like r12 are using something her estranged idiot father clearly said for attention as a reason to bash her.

"She'd know fuck all about that, but as is her way, she can always make something up and be believed by many people. "

That's right, let's bash Meghan for something she hasn't done because YOU think it's something she'll likely do

I'm pretty sure you're going to neglect your kids, cheat on your husband and join the Nazi party. How could you? Classic Klan Granny

He’s an asshole. The apple of Meghan didn’t fall far from the tree.

R10, her nose is wider too!

I don’t think she witnessed him do anything in person. But I personally believe that she ran with that sort of crowd and was a degree of separation from knowing him personally. I bet one of his friends banged her.

[QUOTE] Ahmed, Harry's little Paki friend

And here we have banned poster Dex making racist posts. He keeps asking what a Klan Granny is when he was banned for being one, and compounds his racism by using the slur 'Paki'. F and F all posts signed like this and he'll soon be banned again.

People are saying that she has concrete dirt on Randy Andy. She’s threatened the BRF and that is why he is no longer HRH. They paid a fortune to her to keep quiet. That’s what I’m hearing all over London.

Was that posted on this thread, r22? I don't see it here OR in my ignored list. Did someone disappear it, maybe?

@r23, Well, if you're hearing "gossip all over London" then it must be true, because everyone knows that the British are known for their honesty and integrity when it comes to Harry & Meghan

Does he think that Mags is a snitch?

R10, I heard that she started shuckin and jivin when they had formal events at the palace. It’s all over London.

OP: I hope Andrew has information to help prosecute trump!

Whatever happened to that crazy bitch half-sister of Meghan's? She was all over the place for a long time trying to keep her name and face in the media.

Sam? I think they bought her silence.

She also had health issues, maybe the MS took away her speech finally. Like Annette Funicello.

It’s amazing that a bunch of suburban grannies from flyover country have access to gossip out of London.

This got started because Giuffre’s lawyer David Boies was trying to maintain press attention on the case by saying he might seek to depose Meghan, knowing that would land a lot of headlines. It’s just a litigation ploy but Thomas thought it could be a way for him to get attention as well.

He was right.

There really is a mutual dislike (or one-way jealousy) between William/Kate and “princesses of the blood” Beatrice and Eugenie, likely because the latter have notions about Kate needing to follow protocol and treat them as her betters. Famously, when William and Kate throw the roller-disco fundraiser, Beatrice threw a fit that she wasn’t invited, and when she was finally issued an invitation, it “accidentally” neglected to mention that the dress code was disco 70s costumes, so she showed up as the only one in regular clothes. Catty catty.

I'm no Meghan fan (although I LOVE the drama she brings...definitely a bright spot during the pandemic)...but her father seems completely nuts and this is a bunch of crazy talk.

Meghan is hilariously awful on so many levels, but she had nothing to do with Andrew shtupping young girls.

R22 I have never been banned, sweetie. That was you.

A+ for all the upvotes you give yourself.

This so going to turn out to be a lie. As with all the Marks stuff. For some reason, she attracts liars who like to make up a bunch of fairy tales.

Likes attract likes R37.

I’m sure that is attracted her to the BRF.

Diana had the goods on Andrew who was long-rumored to be HIV+.

One of the reasons she was generally left alone during and after the divorce was real concern that she'd spill the beans. Stripping her of her HRH was inevitable. That was a matter of state and precedent. You don't keep the HRH when you drop out or are expunged as a senior royal.

There were lots of rumors after Diana's death that she could not be counted on the keep such secrets and was killed as a result. Few people took it seriously but everyone knew that Diana was mentally ill and it was getting harder to paper over the crazy. Behind the scenes, she was a nightmare. The bulimia was the least of her issues. People close to her were far more concerned that she suffered from borderline personality disorder.

Meghan was a footnote who will be the last to know that she's irrelevant. She's hated in England and won't be in the American eye for long (a little bit of royal goes a long way). It's just a matter of time until William becomes the Prince of Wales and immediate heir to the throne. He'll do a tour of the US with his wife, maybe dragging along one of the kids, and all of the attention will shift to them. Americans don't know lot about Kate but she's actually quite...regal. And much more of a royal than Markle ever could be.

So, sadly, Meghan is on her way out.

That is quite a dream you had last night.

Make sure you save your post to throw in our faces when this all comes to pass so we can laud you for seer abilities.

"So, sadly, Meghan is on her way out. "

I've been hearing that for the last 5 years, funny that the people who want her out the most keep the rumor mill going insuring her relevancy

The BRF will keep keep her relevant to use as a whipping boy. Can’t have the public focused on the BRF except special occasions.

I’m considering leaving my husband for R16, who might’ve posted my favorite DL comment ever. Thanks. I’m having a truly shitty day & needed the laugh.

Thomas Markle is being helpful, and is so right. If you know sometľhing relevant about Andrew, say it Sparkles!

Does Mr. Markle know something about Meghan's pre-Harry activities that she wouldn't want publicized?

She's already out. You're just too invested in her narrative.

One of the fabulous things about DL are the people who know nothing firsthand but who insist that no one else could possibly have direct knowledge.

Many of you were toddlers when those events occurred. And I doubt that any of you flew with her to a Gianni Versace show a few years before his death. There were six passengers on the plane and one of them was a close friend. But, please, tell us what experts you are in her behavior.

As for Markle, have a look at her projects and his "job". They are not holding the public's attention. But, please, enjoy the Enquirer...

Old man Markle needs to come to grips with the fact his 15 minutes of fame are up. I'm not a big fan of his daughter, but he and his other deadbeat offspring need to move on.

R40 Will and Kate will be in the US this year! Should be fun.

@r47, No, Mr. Markle is a Looney-Tune drunk who makes it up as he goes for attention and you Klan Grannies lap up every word

[quote]Does Mr. Markle know something about Meghan's pre-Harry activities that she wouldn't want publicized?

[quote]—"Yachts" For $200, Alex

Oh, would that be rich?

R51, r47 here. I am not a "Klan Granny," you dope.

Basically, I admire Charles and HM, but have little affection if any for either of his sons or their wives.

I'm an Equal Opportunity critic.

[quote]“If she knows anything and has been involved in Andrew’s circle in any way, shape or form, it’s her duty to speak about it.

If she knows anything about either of the Kennedy assassinations, in any way shape or form, it's her duty to speak about it.

If she knows anything about who ate all the pies, it's her duty to speak about it.

If she knows anything about whether the chicken or the egg came first, it's her duty to speak about it.

She needs to do the right thing

If she knows anything about Oprah, Gayle, and Steadman, it’s her duty to speak about it.

If she has any pictures of Harry naked and hard she should share.

Everybody's a klan granny to those no hopers, R53. The last thing their minds did was close.

Her pussy stinks.

I kind of love that this elder fat fuck in a sleepy Mexican border town expounds on the BRF. And his thoughts go international. It's SNL hilarious

There was a rumour going around the web shortly after Meghan married Harry that she had fucked Andrew back during her alleged yatching days. It's a ridiculous rumour and I don't believe it, but it's been going around for years.

Andy certainly wouldn’t remember. Not sweating apparently causes memory loss. Can we get some Prevagen over here?

Ironically, Kate Middleton is the only one of the two wives who ever worked as crew on a yacht.

No thanks, R58. Going by the Las Vegas pics, he doesn't have much to offer.

Teeny peeny beady eyed Friar Tuck

You sillies! Nutmeg will be the first to tell you that she doesn't know nothing about nobody.

She was just a wide-eyed ingenue when they met. How fortuitous that the stars were aligned when he proposed over roast chicken.

"In their BBC engagement interview, Markle claimed that she didn’t know much about the royal family or how big a deal Harry is in the United Kingdom, because she’s an American. Markle said, “Because I’m from the States, you don’t grow up with the same understanding of the royal family. And so while I now understand very clearly there’s a global interest there, I didn’t know much about him.”"

R67 Of course she lied (about that and many other things). Her old friends and members of her family have confirmed that she was obsessed with Diana as a teenager. She also knew Eugenie before she met Harry. I wouldn't believe Meghan if she told me rain is wet.

I do feel for her. I forgot how she arrived, such an innocent lamb, so unaware of the ways of the hard world.

Whom did she think she was kidding, r67? Oh, right; that would be her entire generation.

But we of an older g-g-g-generation scoff.

I am beginning to see why she doesn't speak to him. If he was my parent I would have nothing to do with him either.

At this point, r71, Pops is in for a penny, in for a pound. The more Meghan snubs (especially now with his grandchildren), the more he talks.

"[R51], [R47] here. I am not a "Klan Granny," you dope. "

Yes you are, ya big dummy

So there

It looks so good on her.

[quote]At this point, [R71], Pops is in for a penny, in for a pound. The more Meghan snubs (especially now with his grandchildren), the more he talks.

[quote]—King Lear

King Lear? I don't know her

R40, do you really think Will and Kate can come to the states and ignore H & M? I think you just fell off a turnip truck. They will be relentless harassed with endless questions about Harry and Megs---plagued to death about how and when they will be getting together to patch up the rift.....and finally let the kids (cousins) meet each other.

King Lear? Is he single?

I’m very curious whether any Americans will turn out for Will and Kate. I could see anything from mild excitement to indifference, about the same for Meghan and Harry. But it’s a bit curious they are trying to up their profiles here because it’s not a place they really need or care about fans.

R76 I honestly don't think W&C care about the H&M stuff anymore. Kate was very diplomatic when she was asked about it when she and Jill Biden visited that day care during the G20 summit last summer. I think anyone with half a brain know they are no longer on speaking terms with H&M. And given the American media obsession with royals, W&C visit will be a hit. Catherine is back to getting more coverage over here than Meghan. Also I doubt W&C will give a direct interview anyways.

He knows nothing. Just being thirsty. Probably getting paid by the tabloids too.

Okay, I'll bite, r73. What is a "Klan granny"?

Did I join a club of which I remain unaware? Are my dues in arrears (I suppose there's a pun there somewhere)?

Am I a Stan of Meghan or Kate? Or is it Andrew?

I'm not a real "granny," if that matters (I'd need to be a mother first).

[quote] This so going to turn out to be a lie. As with all the Marks stuff. For some reason, she attracts liars who like to make up a bunch of fairy tales.

Interesting that she attracts that. She might want to ask her mother and Oprah and Agape Spiritual Center about the Law of Attraction and “manifesting” and why it netted her an angry broke prince and little more.

You should be so lucky.

R78 I think William and Kate will draw attention when they are in the US. Elite Americans still get boners for British Royalty. Lets be real, if Meghan and Harry hadn't been part of the BRF, Americans wouldn't give a rats ass about what they have to say. Despite everything, royals are still the ultimate celebrity.

[quote] Despite everything, royals are still the ultimate celebrity.

I just don’t think this is true in the US - here I think it’s likely to be pop stars. Although when the Pope came, he drew quite a crowd.

[quote]Thomas Markle = the Original Klan Granny.

I'm betting that secretly, you are the OG of the Klan Grannies R3

My but you do love to upvote yourself, don't you?

Do you cash in your points for extra beet rations or something?

I think William and Catherine will draw big crowds, they seem like nice people.

Oof the pic at R67 is an excellent shot of the Markle's teef that never quit. Looks like she had her flipper in that day.

No one can do it to Mehgham like Daddy Sparkle!

Hilarious.

I love how the two racist posters who play rabid supporters of the bitch behind all this unpleasantness pound out the W&Ws as if they even get what is being said here.

As for me, I'm hoping that the duchess is subpoenaed - she'd love the publicity and use it to raise the understanding of the world!

Oh, how I wish she had some dirt (real or made up) on Andrew. Like R89 said, the histrionics would be off the charts, and very entertaining. She could make the interview rounds and say bat shit things for attention. You know, like Thomas does!

I'm starting to actually like the "Klan Granny" moniker. It's so fucking silly. As Oprah herself might say, if you enjoy royal gossip and intrigue, "You're a Klan Granny, and you're a Klan Granny, and YOU'RE a Klan Granny!" Yeehaw!

The Klan Granny thing was invented and is perpetuated by some obese, middle-aged black woman from Lipstick Alley.

R92 Either that or an office meeting room in New York or LA.

"Okay, I'll bite, [R73]. What is a "Klan granny"? "

Ask r53, she's sure she's not one

It is catchy, gotta give the Klan Granny inventor that. It's just not going to break wide, as they say.

She was also clearly behind the parties at 10 Downing Street.

[quote] Thomas Markle thinks that Meghan may have information to help prosecute Andrew

I took that to mean Andrew may have been hiring yacht girl Meghan before Harry

R94, You really ARE a dope! Those "posters" are one---me!

^^ We know. Their fonts are obvious.

LOL... first Megantoinette became a punchline and now the Klan Granny trolls are.

Lord, find my insulin I don't know up from down!

R35 I beginning to think Meghan is right in regard to her father. This man needs to STFU.

Meghan's Daddy who spoiled her rotten and is no doubt responsible for how awful she is, wants some money obviously. Just like Meghan and her hubby want some money. She is her Daddy's daughter.

[quote]This man needs to STFU.

That is the very last thing we need him to do. He's a one man bullshitometer and he's not afraid to say so. Long may he live!

Besides, he's comparatively young and we'll never know how fat Meggie's gonna get if he disappears now.

[quote] The Klan Granny thing was invented and is perpetuated by some obese, middle-aged black woman from Lipstick Alley.

[quote] Meghan's Daddy who spoiled her rotten and is no doubt responsible for how awful she is, wants some money obviously. Just like Meghan and her hubby want some money. She is her Daddy's daughter.

[quote] End of the year, their property taxes are due. Bet they're paying a fortune they can't afford on that place.

[quote] No, because he thought Daddy would pay for everything for the rest of his life. No doubt the reason Prince Charles stopped taking his phone calls.

[quote] Meghan thought marrying Harry would be the ultimate in upward social mobility. Turns out she pulled Harry down to her tacky reality TV celeb level.

[quote] There are GoFundMes for cats who need surgery who get more donations than $50,000.

[quote] I bet they'll move to NYC. She obviously moved to LA to try to get traction for a movie career and it didn't happen. And she has to compete with A list movie stars for attention. The bar is lower in NYC.

[quote] When is Bower's book coming out?

[quote] There was a post online from a woman who was a seamstress working on Meghan's wedding dress at Givenchy and she claimed Meghan and her horse-faced bestie - the Canadian, don't remember her name - were outright bullying Charlotte for some reason and encouraging horse-face's bratty daughter to bully her too. She pointed out Meghan was so impossible they could never get the dress properly fitted because Meghan would fly into rages. As her wedding dress effectively didn't fit her and hurt Givenchy's image and the designer ultimately lost her job, I'm thinking that's a true story.

[quote] The seamstress' story was detailed enough to be very believable. And Meghan treating all the seamstresses - who are greater 'artists' than Markle is - like shit is very telling.

[quote] I'm guessing Obie's hoping his link to Meghan will land him a job in Hollywood. She can't even get a job in Hollywood so he's deluded.

[quote] I betcha Meghan has never taken a long walk in her life.

[quote] R200 they also no doubt leak a lot of negative info because they're annoyed by them

[quote] R210 Meghan looked so desperately thirsty and tacky in her stint on Ellen, maybe she decided to tone it down.

[quote] The woman Virginia Giuffre who said she had sex with Andrew said he hadn't raped her, she was 17 when it happened (age of consent in the UK is 16) and admitted she'd been turning tricks before she even met Epstein, so this is just a money grab.

[quote] If they try to charge Andrew with having sex with a 17 year old hooker, they'll have to arrest several million American johns too.

[quote] R171 Of course she does. Otherwise she doesn't have a case. She's a grifter. He's a creep. They were made for each other.

Ooh, I have a stalker!

Oh for fucks sake, of course Meghan was trading pussy for international travel and other perks. I know an insane number of women who have done similar. Frankly, I don’t see the problem with it as long as everyone is a consenting adult.

It’s just juicy because it doesn’t jibe with her superior girlboss image. There’s enough smoke out there to infer that she’s been a little whore like everyone else. Acting as pure as the driven, when it’s public knowledge that she was skulking around SoHo House and trying to scare up a rich and famous Brit.

Daddy knows of Nutmeg’s relationship with Markus Anderson who was dubbed “The King of Soho House”.

Nutmeg knew Jeffrey Epstein.

“is he kind?” = “will he require butt stuff?”

[quote] Ooh, I have a stalker!

You have neither a stalker nor do you have a functioning brain that knows what the word means.

Nah, I've got a stalker. It's that obese, middle-aged, homophobic black woman from Lipstick Alley.

Today in History

January 14, 2019 - Nutmeg’s baby bump fell. Ooops!

How the hell did she meet Eugenie, Harry, & Piers Morgan?

Claiming that she never Googled Harry and asked: Is he kind?

Okay, that sounds plausible.

Kate had a poster of William on her dorm wall.

You don’t just randomly meet Harry, etc.

^ r113, SoHo House.

So.... gold diggers are well known for hunting their prey at Soho House? How was Harry unaware of this? Didn't he have people screening all potential dates and hook ups?

R115 The rumours are that the royals were well-aware of Meghan's history (William, Catherine, Camilla, Anne and Prince Philip all had suspicions about her from day one, and apparently William believed she had zero interest in royal duties). But Harry met her at a time when he was absolutely desperate to get married and Harry, known for his lack of intelligence and his self-entitled personality, refused to heed the warnings of his family. In fact the more the family aired their concerns, the more he was determined to marry her apparently. There have been suggestions Harry played the race card, telling people within the family if her couldn't marry her, he'd claim she was rejected by the firm as a result of her being biracial.

[quote] There have been suggestions Harry played the race card, telling people within the family if her couldn't marry her, he'd claim she was rejected by the firm as a result of her being biracial.

Which the snot has done anyway even after the marriage, pomp, and accessories.

Even on that commemorative coin, her hand is clutching his arm, eyes boring holes into Harry.

I love Tommy M. He’s so fucking funny. Just thinking about Megsy having another temper tantrum when he beaks off makes me smile. The Markles are the gift that never stops giving.

I don’t believe that Me! was ever close with Pa. Because even if scorned or humiliated, fathers don’t treat their daughters like this. He must have always been weird and Me! just pretended he was her ideal dad for the sake of appearance, because we know appearance means everything to a struggling D lister who wants fame.

"Ironically, Kate Middleton is the only one of the two wives who ever worked as crew on a yacht"

Yup, hoeing it up in the Solent with rich old men.

LOL, did she fuck him back in her yachting days?

I was on Deal or No Deal back when she was a suitcase model. She was exceptionally kind and gracious.

R123, ok, Meghan ...

What’s great is that Andrew’s family is the only part of the royal family that has anything to do with Harry and Meghan. Those nitwits can’t even figure out how to make alliances without them blowing up in their faces.

Andrew was a fucking idiot to befriend Epstein. Of course it was going to end this way. I don’t think Andrew is a rapist.. but he is an entitled jackass who is about to lose his fortune in civil suits.

R123 doesn’t understand how these people work. Of COURSE she’s nice to SOME people. Fawning and flattering and pulling you in. You probably are some sort of agreeable person who doesn’t pose a threat to her. They need people like you on their side. “But she was nice to ME, so she’s a good person!” Duh.

If you had crossed her or denied her something she wanted, you’d see the other face.

R125, Do you think rapists have "tells" that you don't see with Andrew, aka "Randy Andy"?

I have to admit if I met Harry or Meghan and they were nice to me, I’d probably become their fan. I’m that shallow. Hey, a friend of mine in Montecito recently extended an invitation to visit so you never know!

I can't link directly to the story, so here's the tweet:

[quote]Intriguing new details on the frequency of Ghislaine Maxwell’s Buckingham Palace visits. I reported about Maxwell’s family ties to the royals two years ago. This raises intriguing questions about the true nature of Maxwell’s relationship with Andrew.

Anything Meghan might have heard would only be hear say but more likely this is just Thomas Markle's way of getting his name in the news.

No one is giving Meghan any information she can use against the family. Andrew is going down anyway.

She certainly wouldn't know more about Andrew than say Harry or William or even Kate! Yet he is urging lawyers to depose Meghan? TM wouldn't dare put any of them on blast and the tabloids wouldn't print this speculative trash. TM is a piece of shit!

She’d know about Andrew the way all those Epstein girls did.

Me! isn’t going to risk her friendship with Princess Eugenie, it’s one of her only links to the Windsor family now.