It’s too small. It doesn’t pop.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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It’s too small. It doesn’t pop.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 2, 2022 1:17 PM |
He's another Tommy Steele.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 13, 2022 5:43 PM |
He's still cute for now but I'm not sure if he's got a face that will grow into the face of a leading man as he grows older.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 13, 2022 5:47 PM |
If he's lucky he'll have a career like Roddy McDowell, who was also charming as a youth and then a bit too elven to jump into leading man roles.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 13, 2022 6:04 PM |
It’s really striking in the new Spider-Man how much Tobey Maguire stands out because of his huge head and eyes. He dominated the scenes with all three Spider-Men. Andrew Garfield’s head isn’t that large but he is tall and has tall hair so that compensates for that. But Tobey really is the classic Hollywood bobblehead.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 13, 2022 6:39 PM |
[Quote] Tobey really is the classic Hollywood bobblehead.
-Coughs-
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 13, 2022 6:45 PM |
with the way the contracts are written for marvel movie stars, i guess he'll have to settle for just being unbelievably fucking rich and working constantly for the rest of his life on film, television, plays, or any other pursuit he wants to. He will have $100 million by the time his job as Spiderman is done. If he keeps going, maybe $200 million or more by the time he turns 30.
Salaries are often reported for specific gigs. The genuinely insane money comes from bonuses off hits. And due to old Hollywood bullshit (That claimed Forrest Gump and Coming to America never turned a profit) these bonuses are now calculated based off the actual revenue.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 13, 2022 10:10 PM |
I’m now envisioning a Marky Mark Meltdown after he found out his image on the poster would be dwarfed by Tom Holland.
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