It will probably be moved to twitter soon.
It’s for her standup in 1999 where she went off about Mariah Carey. She really did do too much.
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It will probably be moved to twitter soon.
It’s for her standup in 1999 where she went off about Mariah Carey. She really did do too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||January 19, 2022 6:15 PM|
It was also 23 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 13, 2022 3:32 AM|
I didn't know about this standup.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 13, 2022 3:33 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 13, 2022 3:33 AM|
Mariah confronted her about that on Andy Cohen's radio show. Of course, Sandra becomes a kiss ass and tried to play it off like she always liked Mariah.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 13, 2022 3:34 AM|
The skit is on one of her albums, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 13, 2022 3:36 AM|
OP is one of the GOP trolls who think everyone who gets criticized is being "canceled"
No one cares about Bernhard anymore, anyway
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 13, 2022 3:36 AM|
Honest question - is she really cancel-able? I guess just on Tiktok. I was gonna say overall she's not in the mainstream and the fans she still has are pretty loyal and wouldn't care at all about this.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 13, 2022 3:37 AM|
It's kind of like 2nd rate Kathy. Not all that funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 13, 2022 3:37 AM|
OP is a fucking moron. This happened ages ago and it didn't stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 13, 2022 3:38 AM|
R9 you’re the moron here. I didn’t post the video to TT. Others are and showing how “problematic” she was. Jesus. Get a grip.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 13, 2022 3:39 AM|
I'll not be defending her.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 13, 2022 3:42 AM|
Let's cancel everybody and start over.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 13, 2022 3:45 AM|
This bit was also on Sandra Bernhard’s film, the hilarious WITHOUT YOU I’M NOTHING
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 13, 2022 5:26 AM|
R7 Maybe she’ll lose her role on Pose, oh… wait… 🤔
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 13, 2022 5:30 AM|
The n-word wasn't needed but some of those Mariah impressions were spot on. Mariah became ridiculous post-Mottola.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 13, 2022 5:32 AM|
Mariah claiming she was half black was the biggest joke ever. Bitch is whiter than white.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 13, 2022 5:35 AM|
R16 You sound retarded. She is literally the spawn of a black Venezuelan dad and a white Irish mother. By definition, she is half-black. And half-white as well. Calling her whiter than white, are you trying to insinuate that she's a full on white woman but with racially ambiguous face?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 13, 2022 5:43 AM|
The bit is from ‘I’m still here damn it..’ not the earlier one
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 13, 2022 5:43 AM|
R17 She's 100% a white girl, like Halle Berry. What's with these cunts pretending to be black.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 13, 2022 5:44 AM|
Mariah's grandfather on her dad's side was a mixed-race Cuban, and her grandmother on her dad's side was African-American. Her grandfather said Venezuelan because there was a lot of anti-Cuban hysteria when he immigrated over here. In any case, Mariah's father was a black man, which makes Mariah half-black, regardless of her skin color. She's not a 100% white girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 13, 2022 5:53 AM|
Mariah even looks like her grandmother.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 13, 2022 5:55 AM|
[quote]What's with these cunts pretending to be black.
R19 So, first, you cry that she claims to be half-black. And, now, you're saying black. Make up your mind. You seem confused. She's biracial 1/2 white and 1/2 black.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 13, 2022 6:02 AM|
R20 Sure, Jan. I can buy him being her step dad but not biological dad. No way is that 100% white girl a black. Just no fucking way. Same with Halle Berry. She doesn't even look a tiny bit black. So yes, he could be her step dad but that's it. Her father was clearly 100% a cracker.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 13, 2022 6:04 AM|
R9 Op is the fat tard moonface Ewwdwin from Brooklyn the tik tok britney obsessed loon that catfishes teen boys. It is the biggest moron on datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 13, 2022 6:06 AM|
Exactly. Black people should be outraged at 100% white girls like Mariah or Halle pretending to be black.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 13, 2022 6:07 AM|
I agree r25
Do not fuck with us, you phony white bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 13, 2022 6:12 AM|
[quote] Same with Halle Berry. She doesn't even look a tiny bit black.
This is trolling at its worst on Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 13, 2022 6:12 AM|
God listen to the drunken queens going wild in the audience.
Sandra needs to take over the Wendy Williams show.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 13, 2022 6:13 AM|
R26 She looks blacker than Mariah or Halle. Clearly she's used something to darken her face. Plus her fro looks legit.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 13, 2022 6:13 AM|
Exactly R27. R16. R19, R23, R25 is a troll. It was obvious when he threw Halle Berry in the mix! The more folks argue against the nonsense, the more he will keep repeating it to upset you!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 13, 2022 6:15 AM|
R30 probably is 100% a white girl pretending she's a black. This whole issue hits home for her. Youse the troll, dahlink. You have to be completely psychotic to believe Halle Berry is a black. Just no fucking way.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 13, 2022 6:19 AM|
R16, R19, R23, R25, R31 is also the Ancient White Fags troll, who notoriously hates Mariah. The sad part is I don't know if he's being serious or facetious right now. He's that insane.
He's some crazy black Canadian who thinks he's the authority of African American music when he doesn't know jack shit what he's talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 13, 2022 6:26 AM|
R32 Sure, Janbot. We really believe you. I don't care about Mariah's music enough to hate her but I do hate her for pretending to be black when clearly she is 100000% a white girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 13, 2022 6:30 AM|
R32 is no doubt Janbot posting garbage like this thread. She honestly thinks anyone gives any fucks for Sandra Bernhard. No one under 40 has even heard of her, stupid cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 13, 2022 6:34 AM|
Janbot?! 🤣 Oh, so it's Vadgestan and not AWF troll! I'm terribly sorry for confusing you two. You both are on the lunatic spectrum, so it's an easy mistake to make.
And if you knew anything about Janbot you should know he doesn't care about Mariah either. Sorry to break it to you, but I'm not Janbot, and if you block me, you can see that I'm not him.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 13, 2022 6:36 AM|
BTW, I actually like Sandra Bernhard. (I'm even a bigger fan of the person who discovered her, the late Paul Mooney.)
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 13, 2022 6:38 AM|
Oh, please, this was brought up constantly a few years ago. Fucking snowflakes. Go back to cutting yourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 13, 2022 6:39 AM|
[quote] It is the biggest moron on datalounge.
How DARE you
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 13, 2022 6:40 AM|
R35 Whatever you are, is a fucking troll for thinking anyone gives any fucks for Sandra Bernhard. You must be 200 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 13, 2022 6:40 AM|
R39, you're very slow, I see. First of all, I didn't start this thread. I have no idea why you think I'd care enough about Sandra Bernhard to create a thread about this dead-ass topic that's been discussed ages ago on here. I've posted comments in this thread the same as you. Just stop. You've embarrassed yourself enough already.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 13, 2022 6:48 AM|
It wasn't funny though. Sandra has done her thing and Mariah seems to have let it go according to that YouTube post up thread
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 13, 2022 6:54 AM|
Settings>Subscriptions>Sandra Bernhard>Edit Subscription>Resubscribe
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 13, 2022 7:21 AM|
I think they canceled canceling. We good.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 13, 2022 7:29 AM|
This is from I'm Still Here...Damn It! from 1998. She is a comedian, she makes fun of all types of people AND it was decades ago. Stop this retro punishment of comedians. It makes Americans look like fools.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 13, 2022 8:01 AM|
I don't know her.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 13, 2022 8:39 AM|
tranny looking bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 13, 2022 10:36 AM|
I saw Sandra's I'm Still Here Damn It! on Broadway, which had the bit in OP's clip, and remember being shocked she used the n word.
I loved the bit from her 1992 show when she makes fun of Madonna: "I want to finger fuck you Caan. I want to rim you in Rome. I want to pretend I'm a lesbian and run down the hallway of a cheap Paris hotel."
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 13, 2022 1:52 PM|
Can she actually be canceled? No one under 50 knows who she is. And no one over 50 is on TikTok (or I hope you’re not).
|by Anonymous||reply 48||January 13, 2022 1:56 PM|
Not-ready-for-prime-time comedy gold. Can't name any other storyteller who weaves fictional celeb stories with such effective sidesplitting bravado.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||January 13, 2022 2:02 PM|
She was on POSE dear. Watched by mostly under 50s.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||January 13, 2022 3:53 PM|
Being a grossly antisocial cunt is her whole act. Always has been.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||January 13, 2022 3:54 PM|
Here's the thing: Sandra is a comedian. She was making a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||January 13, 2022 4:08 PM|
That's all we hear in the Meghan threads, r27, just constant "she doesn't even look black." Now those trolls have started coming into non-Meghan threads saying the same thing. They're a virus.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||January 13, 2022 4:10 PM|
[quote]Stop this retro punishment of comedians.
She hasn't been punished, you fucking moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||January 13, 2022 4:11 PM|
Yes she has. Have you seen her face?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||January 13, 2022 4:33 PM|
Sandra can be screamingly funny AND accurate in her comedy routines. This wasn’t one of those moments. It’s like… huh? She also seems to be talking too fast and a little out of breath. The drunk queens in the background whooping it up are the only offensive thing here.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||January 13, 2022 4:33 PM|
How was she not accurate? Since 1996, Mariah has been on a never ending quest for street cred, collaborating with any black producer within reach and featuring the rapper dujour on every remix. I thought the bit was hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||January 13, 2022 6:56 PM|
R17 We don't need to use the word "literally."
|by Anonymous||reply 58||January 13, 2022 7:02 PM|
[quote]Here's the thing: Sandra is a comedian. She was making a joke.
So was Roseanne.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||January 13, 2022 7:03 PM|
She’s no me.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||January 13, 2022 7:13 PM|
N*****ish was howlingly funny back then.
Everybody, and I mean everybody laughed when it made the rounds because it was true.
Mariah was fooling nobody.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||January 13, 2022 7:15 PM|
Can we stop creating controversies that aren't? I'm so tired about how upset stupid people get about "celebrity" crap that really doesn't matter. Can we use that rage to work on voting rights please?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||January 13, 2022 7:17 PM|
Too hard r62
Your average retard would much rather bitch about micro aggression that took over place 30 years ago and the fucking British royal family.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||January 13, 2022 7:20 PM|
The only black in Mariah is all the black dick she took in the 90s.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||January 14, 2022 8:07 AM|
A Sandra thread weekly now?
Retirement and relevancy can be hard, Sandy.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||January 14, 2022 8:42 AM|
R54 Okay, retro condemnation then. Call it whatever you want it's still bullshit. I would be concerned if a politician said something similar but comedians are a different animal. Context matters you fucking idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||January 14, 2022 8:46 AM|
R20 technically it makes her half black man, not woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||January 14, 2022 8:49 AM|
The fact it’s 2022 and ignorant white people still need to be educated on biracial people… it’s alarming.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 14, 2022 10:36 AM|
Mixed race people can't catch a break.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 14, 2022 11:03 AM|
I had no idea Sandra had any kids. She looked super pregnant in that video.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 14, 2022 11:17 AM|
It's shocking to hear her use the n word now, and it was shocking in 199whatever, too. I'm 50. I remember this era well. It was not acceptable for a white person to use the word that way publicly back then. Rap music had hit the scene a decade earlier, so the debate about who "could" use the word publicly, and in what contexts, was well under way. White people like myself understood (or should have) that the word was not ours to use.
This is so bad. It's also the context she uses it in, describing Mariah, who is biracial, as if she's crossing some uncrossable line by fraternizing with "greasy black men." It's vile. She's not using it ironically. She's using it [italic]correctly[italic], weaponizing Mariah's mixed race and white-appearance as superior to "greasy black men," but also suspect on it's own. She was mocking a white-passing woman for transgressing with her racial inferiors.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 14, 2022 12:01 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 14, 2022 12:01 PM|
I never liked that hideous racist bitch!
R4 But I am not surprised Mariah handled the situation with grace. Mariah is so far above everyone in that room in terms of talent and class.
Andy and Sandra can suck it!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 14, 2022 12:07 PM|
R71 MULATTO MARY
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 14, 2022 1:28 PM|
What? Were you expecting Jackie Mason insulting some schwartzs?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 14, 2022 2:36 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 14, 2022 2:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 14, 2022 2:43 PM|
People must be desperate to try to cancel her for something decades ago. It’s jumped the shark
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 14, 2022 2:49 PM|
Sandra Bernhard is a hideous racist bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 14, 2022 4:40 PM|
Charmed, I'm sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 14, 2022 4:49 PM|
R71 You missed the point of Sandra's observation. It was a takedown of Mariah's early career lily white persona suddenly morphing into a half naked ghetto hoochie mama. Watch her videos chronologically and you'll see the transformation. When hip hop became huge on MTV in the later 90s Mariah's image clearly "adapted" to the trend. She wanted street cred because she received the same "she's not black enough" criticisms that Whitney Houston was subjected to from the black community no less. Janet Jackson made the exact same adaptation to her career. Sandra made a keen observation, maybe not eloquently, and if you can't see that you are blind.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 14, 2022 7:52 PM|
Sandra’s a messy genius and a keen observer of pop culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 14, 2022 8:24 PM|
Remember when Sarah Palin and her daughter tried to cancel Sandra? That was hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 14, 2022 8:25 PM|
R81 has a point. Mariah avoided her black half n high school and early in her career... She became vocal about her blackness later (post Tommy Mottola). Jennifer Beals is another one who was silent on her black half during Flashdance etc until The L-Word made it okay. Different times, I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 14, 2022 9:19 PM|
Jennifer Beals is not black. Good Queef. Who else is black? I heard Conan O'brien is 98% black.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 14, 2022 9:26 PM|
[quote] Jennifer Beals is not black
I assumed she was Italian until I learned about her father. This lets her be black when she wants to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 14, 2022 10:14 PM|
R86 That looks like a freed slave from a hundred years ago. Not much proof there.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 14, 2022 10:21 PM|
I can't think of a bigger tragedy than being canceled on TikTok
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 14, 2022 10:22 PM|
Wow Sandra is so unfunny. How the hell is she a comedian? Who would pay to see this? I don't mind un-PC stand up but at least be funny and use it to make a point.
Also, I don't give a shit about this. Mariah is so unsympathetic to me. I'm Black btw and the comedian is a bitch who isn't funny and seems like a moron for tackling this topic. This type of subject would make more sense from Paul Mooney, Wanda Sykes or Dave Chapelle as they are actually Black.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 14, 2022 10:32 PM|
I've never heard for her. Is there any routine of hers you would recommend? This wasn't funny at all to me. But reading through these comments apparently she can be funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 14, 2022 10:36 PM|
Sandra is hilarious, has always been and will always be. This is bullshit, which is exactly what Sandra calls out.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||January 14, 2022 10:36 PM|
The Goddess Sandra Bernhard, I'm Still Here... Dammit. Performance artist and very pregnant here. LOVE HER. Legend, baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||January 14, 2022 10:43 PM|
R85: Jennifer Beals father was black, mother is white. Look it up. Good grief to you for still not having a clue even now..
|by Anonymous||reply 93||January 15, 2022 1:44 AM|
Bizarre how people don't realize they are being trolled.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||January 15, 2022 2:52 AM|
Maybe they don't want your form of Marxist 'education', [R68]. Maybe they're just smarter than you. Maybe they don't need the education. Maybe YOU need the education. Some people have more life experience than a few apps they need to refer to in order to see how they feel about issues that never occurred to them in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||January 15, 2022 3:29 AM|
R93 Sure, Jan. We believe you.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||January 15, 2022 7:55 AM|
CALL THE SHIT IN!
For you young cancellers, be sure to watch the Uncle Palin bit before you swiftly dismiss La Bernhard.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||January 15, 2022 11:51 AM|
I think it's time we mellow things out a bit right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||January 17, 2022 12:23 AM|
Bernhard is a tired, unfunny bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||January 17, 2022 11:43 AM|
^That's a mirror you're looking into.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||January 17, 2022 4:30 PM|
[quote]It's kind of like 2nd rate Kathy. Not all that funny.
Sandra was WAY before Kathy Griffin. And Sandra has said that Griffin took her act and dumbed it down for mass consumption.
Sandra is NOT a fan of Griffin, shall we say.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||January 17, 2022 4:37 PM|
R4 I applaud crazy Mariah for not putting up with Sandra's "I Love You!" bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||January 17, 2022 6:00 PM|
[quote]Sandra is NOT a fan of Griffin,
I agree with Sandra that the beheaded Trump thing was a stupid, not-clever thing to risk your career over.
But Sandra sounds very bitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||January 17, 2022 6:04 PM|
R100 Now all of a sudden Sandra Bernhard is "pretty?" LOL You are delusional!
Quit licking that ugly toxic racist bitch's ASS! You must look like her. IF that is the case you need to break every mirror in your house! HAHAHAHA
|by Anonymous||reply 104||January 17, 2022 6:15 PM|
Jesus Christ, I guess we know what race r104 is.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||January 17, 2022 10:49 PM|
Sandra was never "pretty" but in her day she had unexpected angry sex appeal. I bet she would have been wild in the sheets.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||January 17, 2022 10:57 PM|
As was mentioned before, this bit is 25 YEARS OLD!! Why try to cancel Sandra now, with this piece of nostalgia? Stupid Mariah worshipers. If you must get something to get your butterfly wings all ruffled, at least find something current. Morons. By the way, Sandra can do no wrong. Yes, she's abrasive. But that is her act. She has said far worse about far bigger talents that Mariah over the years. This was nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||January 17, 2022 11:05 PM|
^ Patrick Bateman
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 18, 2022 4:20 AM|
Oh. An American Psycho joke, R108. From a Mariah Carey lover. That's just ... priceless. Go on and flit those butterfly wings, insane lamb.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||January 18, 2022 4:49 AM|
R105 If that was a question, I'll never tell you the answer. And why does that matter anyway? You know nothing! 🤪
|by Anonymous||reply 110||January 18, 2022 9:08 AM|
Sandra Bernhard has a huge Schnoz and her mouth has always looked nasty like her breath stinks!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||January 18, 2022 9:11 AM|
R107= another racist gay white male.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||January 18, 2022 12:20 PM|
R112 you need mental help.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||January 18, 2022 4:23 PM|
Sandra's not thrilled being gay. In the same show, but a different segment in OP's clip, she says it.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||January 19, 2022 1:26 AM|
R107 Stop making excuses. Sandra Bernhardt has always been trash!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||January 19, 2022 8:53 AM|
R115 you seem a bit biased.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||January 19, 2022 3:47 PM|
R116 Nah, I just recognize trash when I see it.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||January 19, 2022 3:57 PM|
R117 most people wouldn't be so over the top about it
|by Anonymous||reply 118||January 19, 2022 4:40 PM|
R118 What is this junior high?
I'm happily NOT most people! 😜
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