The greatest ass there is, to fudgepack
Nutty homos- man, we got 'em
Wait'll you meet that old AIDS Bottom
(CROC, IT'S BASIL BITTERBOTTOM, YOU CANTANKEROUS CROCODILE!)
I'll sell you crack, I'll baffle your beanie
I'll lick your hole and suck your weenie
There is cocaine, too
and Nosy Bear, that old crack-a-roo..
When the mutts from M*U*S*H show taint
Everything's bow-wowie!
Miss Invis sometimes ain't,
And all those licked, yell "SHAZOWIE!"
Scaredy Cat, is so afraids
He's lived eight lives and now he's got the AIDS
But that shirtlifter don't mind
Still taking loads up his behind
So listen to your uncle's crack
I'm the only alligator who is wack
So all you crack-er-oonies (HOHOH!)
Welcome to Uncle Croc's crack!