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Welcome to Uncle Croc's crack

The greatest ass there is, to fudgepack

Nutty homos- man, we got 'em

Wait'll you meet that old AIDS Bottom

(CROC, IT'S BASIL BITTERBOTTOM, YOU CANTANKEROUS CROCODILE!)

I'll sell you crack, I'll baffle your beanie

I'll lick your hole and suck your weenie

There is cocaine, too

and Nosy Bear, that old crack-a-roo..

When the mutts from M*U*S*H show taint

Everything's bow-wowie!

Miss Invis sometimes ain't,

And all those licked, yell "SHAZOWIE!"

Scaredy Cat, is so afraids

He's lived eight lives and now he's got the AIDS

But that shirtlifter don't mind

Still taking loads up his behind

So listen to your uncle's crack

I'm the only alligator who is wack

So all you crack-er-oonies (HOHOH!)

Welcome to Uncle Croc's crack!

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2022 1:42 PM

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