Your goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible, what do you buy?
You are at Walmart to buy three items.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 18, 2022 12:53 PM|
A gun, duct tape and garbage bags
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 12, 2022 8:31 PM|
A Barbie, a gun, and some Astroglide.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 12, 2022 8:33 PM|
A condom, hot dogs and a pregnancy test.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 12, 2022 8:34 PM|
A cucumber, a jar of Vaseline, and a Toddlers & Tiaras DVD
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 12, 2022 8:35 PM|
R1, that would just remind her that she is running low on duct tape, garbage bags and bullets.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 12, 2022 8:35 PM|
R4 for the win!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 12, 2022 8:38 PM|
Why would I want to make the older Black and Asian women who are checkers at my Walmart uncomfortable? Isn’t it awful enough that they can’t enjoy their senior years like you guys on Datalounge?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 12, 2022 8:40 PM|
Sharing this that I read on another website:
1. Take a box of condoms up to the checkout.
2. Whatever the price is, tell the cashier you don't have enough money.
3. Go put the condoms back.
4. Go back to the same cashier with Saran Wrap and rubber bands.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 12, 2022 8:41 PM|
A pregnancy test, a flashlight and a coat hanger.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 12, 2022 8:45 PM|
A prescription for Zovirax, a picture book of nude cherubs and an X-Large tub of K-Y Jelly.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 12, 2022 8:46 PM|
A Fleet enema, KY and any fruit or vegetable.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 12, 2022 8:46 PM|
fleet enema, pool noodles, and ladies panties.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 12, 2022 8:47 PM|
Fleet Enemas, cardboard tube mailer, gerbil
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 12, 2022 8:47 PM|
You’ll need a lighter.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 12, 2022 8:48 PM|
A hammer, garbage bags, and gerbils
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 12, 2022 8:49 PM|
Off-brand dandruff shampoo, a Taylor Swift t-shirt, a Pioneer Woman Air Fryer.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 12, 2022 8:54 PM|
bleach, tarp & shovel
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 12, 2022 8:57 PM|
rat poison, koolaid and a punch bowl
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 12, 2022 9:05 PM|
A Mommie dearest DVD, a Barbra Streisand CD, and Geritol.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 12, 2022 9:07 PM|
a large dog crate, children's nyquil & a book on parenting a problem child
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 12, 2022 9:07 PM|
a maga hat, a hunting rifle and Joe Biden's biography
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 12, 2022 9:14 PM|
goggles, exlax & a glass table
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 12, 2022 9:24 PM|
Cyanide, a hypodermic needle, a box of Valentine's Day chocolates.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 12, 2022 9:54 PM|
Gurl please, they ain't ever got no cashiers at Wahmart.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 12, 2022 9:58 PM|
A box of party invitations; the book "Baking for Dummies"; rat poison.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 12, 2022 9:59 PM|
Lol this thread 👏
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 12, 2022 10:00 PM|
Nylon rope; duct tape; a chainsaw.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 12, 2022 10:01 PM|
Preparation H Spray
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 12, 2022 10:01 PM|
I'm still giggling over #4
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 12, 2022 10:02 PM|
Crisco, a traffic cone and a caftan
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 12, 2022 10:06 PM|
A douche bag, a webcam, and something marked down from Halloween
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 12, 2022 10:09 PM|
A spycam, Nike Air Max size 3 and poppers
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 12, 2022 10:15 PM|
a belt, a ping pong paddle and a box of whipped cream chargers
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 12, 2022 10:16 PM|
My husband and I have played this game for years, only we restrict ourselves to two items. It started because one Friday night we needed cat food and magic markers. We thought it was a ridiculous errand and we try to top it all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 12, 2022 10:45 PM|
I live for these threads!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 12, 2022 10:47 PM|
a book or video on yoga, flavoured lube and muscle oinment.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 12, 2022 10:51 PM|
[quote]A box of party invitations; the book "Baking for Dummies"; rat poison.
"I thought it was Skinny & Sweet!"
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 12, 2022 10:53 PM|
R20 = Vormer Vairst Letty
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 12, 2022 10:57 PM|
Fisher-Price See N’ Say, condoms, Nyquil.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 12, 2022 11:00 PM|
A pound of fudge, large box of Hostess Ho Hos, a 6-pack of Diet Pepsi.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 12, 2022 11:07 PM|
a pair of crocs, dental dams and women's sports dvd
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 12, 2022 11:12 PM|
Adult diapers, Ex-lax, kitchen spoon
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 12, 2022 11:15 PM|
A salad, a book on wealth management, and a pair of xxs pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 12, 2022 11:17 PM|
A baby bottle, antifreeze and a shovel
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 12, 2022 11:48 PM|
a box of wine, cat food and tissues
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 12, 2022 11:50 PM|
midol, a butcher knife and a dvd of 'I was Lorena Bobbit'
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 12, 2022 11:52 PM|
a mud mask, red lipstick and white gloves
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 12, 2022 11:56 PM|
vodka, mountian dew & nyquil
|by Anonymous||reply 48||January 13, 2022 12:14 AM|
a jumbo jar of catnip, sandwich baggies and rolling papers
|by Anonymous||reply 49||January 13, 2022 12:16 AM|
lottery tickets, booze & nutritional supplement powder for kids
|by Anonymous||reply 50||January 13, 2022 12:19 AM|
Baked beans, douche, and a lawn chair.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||January 13, 2022 12:27 AM|
Condoms, a hair scrunchy, and a can of Raid™.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||January 13, 2022 12:31 AM|
This question is an old one on the interwebs. You frequent the chans, OP?
That said, either 135 packs of butter & one small tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" or a head of cabbage, a single tube sock, & (back when they sold them) a 12 gauge shotgun.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||January 13, 2022 12:35 AM|
Adult diapers, lube, the largest vase you can find
|by Anonymous||reply 54||January 13, 2022 12:37 AM|
Zip ties, KY jelly, a bible
|by Anonymous||reply 55||January 13, 2022 12:38 AM|
Three boxes of Ex Lax.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||January 13, 2022 12:42 AM|
You forgot to sign your post, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey at r20
|by Anonymous||reply 57||January 13, 2022 12:43 AM|
a tiara, nipple covers and a jockstrap
|by Anonymous||reply 58||January 13, 2022 12:46 AM|
R18 made me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||January 13, 2022 12:48 AM|
a white tank top, jeans three sizes too big and a girly thong
|by Anonymous||reply 60||January 13, 2022 2:36 AM|
a can of beans, an adult potty chair and a bottle of mouth wash
|by Anonymous||reply 61||January 13, 2022 2:40 AM|
[quote] vodka, mountian dew & nyquil
That’s not shocking. That’s a standard Walmart purchase
|by Anonymous||reply 62||January 13, 2022 2:54 AM|
Fatal Attraction, Albert Nobbs and Damages DVDs.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||January 13, 2022 3:02 AM|
Adult diapers, lots and lots of paper towels, and 8 cans of air freshener.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||January 13, 2022 3:35 AM|
a breadmaker, flour, and a bag of vaginal swabs (cream applicators)
|by Anonymous||reply 65||January 13, 2022 4:44 AM|
I would put Preparation H on the list.
Today I bought a Fleet enema and went through self-checkout. That store has a loud reader whenever you scan / weigh something. E.g.: "SPANISH ONIONS; FIVE DOLLARS AND NINETY-TWO CENTS! PLEASE MOVE YOUR ___ TO THE ___!"
Anyway, I was dreading running that Fleet enema across the scanner. Luckily, it only blared out the price.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||January 13, 2022 4:51 AM|
Toddler soppy cup, hard seltzer (cherry), Vaseline
|by Anonymous||reply 67||January 13, 2022 4:58 AM|
a humane animal trap, candy and a camouflage van cover.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 13, 2022 5:12 AM|
a trailer hitch, choke chain and a pair of roller skates
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 13, 2022 6:07 AM|
a skimpy bathing suit, a slip n slide and a bottle of urine stain & odor remover.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 13, 2022 6:10 AM|
a portable generator, a microwave and a can of aqua net
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 13, 2022 8:58 AM|
a speculum, 2-litre bottle of coke and mentos
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 13, 2022 8:59 AM|
This entire thread is laugh-out-loud hilarious. Tears are running down my cheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 13, 2022 1:36 PM|
A big bottle of lube, one of those five-pound hamburger tubes and a box of adult diapers.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 13, 2022 1:53 PM|
What I call "the kit":
A big sack of candy, a roll of duct tape and a shovel.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 13, 2022 2:25 PM|
A pack of condoms, sewing needles and a pregnancy test.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 13, 2022 2:26 PM|
It’s sad that the only thing eldergays have left is thinking that they’re shocking Walmart employees. The homoerotic Catholic art and Madonna albums must not be doing it for them anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 13, 2022 3:44 PM|
Bird seed, glue strips and a hammer.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 13, 2022 5:17 PM|
Dog treats, rat poison and a shovel.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 13, 2022 6:50 PM|
R77 is the sad, in-denial WhoCaresGen loser who has nothing left between shifts at Walmart but concocting irrelevant declarations against everyone who scraped her out of their lives like shit off a shoe.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 13, 2022 9:36 PM|
Three glittered XXXXL "I'm A Buy-Sexual" tee shirts.
I say to Shaneena at the register, "We're triplets."
She say "Hm" with the unmoving face of a statue.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 13, 2022 9:40 PM|
Yes, please shop at Walmart - I have their stock!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 13, 2022 9:42 PM|
Jock itch spray, anti-fungal cream, and a new jockstrap.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 13, 2022 10:10 PM|
What's a "Walmart"?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 13, 2022 10:10 PM|
a covidhome test, a child's tent and a roll of barbed wire
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 13, 2022 10:54 PM|
a dvd of magic mike, a cd of kd lang's greatest hits and a turkey baster
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 13, 2022 11:05 PM|
a pair of crotchless panties, a jar of peanut butter and a squeaky toy
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 13, 2022 11:19 PM|
a koran, an alarm clock and fertilizer
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 13, 2022 11:23 PM|
a birthday card to a sister, wine and condoms
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 13, 2022 11:24 PM|
Apples, single edge razor blades and a Michelin Guide.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 13, 2022 11:26 PM|
a snake bite kit, breast pump and clothes pins
|by Anonymous||reply 91||January 13, 2022 11:28 PM|
A cucumber, personal lubricant and Preparation H.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||January 13, 2022 11:33 PM|
Birthday card to mother-in-law, ex lax, devils food cake mix.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||January 14, 2022 12:00 AM|
A gas can, tulle ballerina skirt or princess dress, shovel.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||January 14, 2022 12:09 AM|
Elizabeth Tailor White Diamonds, one piece winter forest camouflage hunting outfit, blue laser hunting sight
|by Anonymous||reply 95||January 14, 2022 12:17 AM|
wooden softball bat, butternut squash, crisco
|by Anonymous||reply 96||January 14, 2022 12:21 AM|
A tub of Crisco shortening, rubber gloves, and a baseball bat.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||January 14, 2022 12:46 AM|
Large wooden initials that spell out B L M.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||January 14, 2022 1:10 AM|
A bible, rosary and Hydroxychloroquine.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||January 14, 2022 8:12 AM|
Fertilizer, a steel pipe and a their cheapest cell phone.
Funny story, I did make a cashier uncomfortable with just one item, I bought the Brokeback Mountain DVD, I went through the self check out of a rural Michigan Walmart, but since it was R rated a cashier needed to verify my age, She said "what movie are we watching tonight", looks at the a DVD and goes "Oh" That was the most disapproving "Oh" I think I ever heard and she didn't say another word to me, but I got the impression she felt like she had just contracted HIV by being near me.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||January 14, 2022 3:37 PM|
Plastic sheets, bed bug spray, and condoms
|by Anonymous||reply 101||January 14, 2022 3:57 PM|
Sadly, nothing would shock a Walmart cashier.
Love the thread though.
Marked down Christmas tinsel. A framed photo of Jesus. A semi automatic and ammo.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||January 14, 2022 4:20 PM|
Paperclips, 7-Up, Summer's Eve.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||January 14, 2022 10:30 PM|
Extra Strength Rid, Hair Trimmer, Mars Candy Bar
|by Anonymous||reply 104||January 17, 2022 6:07 PM|
Like y’all can just walk in and get a hypodermic needle or whipped cream charger..
|by Anonymous||reply 105||January 17, 2022 6:10 PM|
I’d no sooner walk into Walmart for any reason than walk through the gates of mordor
|by Anonymous||reply 106||January 17, 2022 6:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 107||January 17, 2022 9:22 PM|
Instant mashed potatoes, refried beans, pigs feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 18, 2022 12:53 PM|