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You are at Walmart to buy three items.

Your goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible, what do you buy?

by Anonymousreply 108January 18, 2022 11:53 AM

A gun, duct tape and garbage bags

by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2022 7:31 PM

A Barbie, a gun, and some Astroglide.

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2022 7:33 PM

A condom, hot dogs and a pregnancy test.

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2022 7:34 PM

A cucumber, a jar of Vaseline, and a Toddlers & Tiaras DVD

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2022 7:35 PM

R1, that would just remind her that she is running low on duct tape, garbage bags and bullets.

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2022 7:35 PM

R4 for the win!!!

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2022 7:38 PM

Why would I want to make the older Black and Asian women who are checkers at my Walmart uncomfortable? Isn’t it awful enough that they can’t enjoy their senior years like you guys on Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2022 7:40 PM

Sharing this that I read on another website:

1. Take a box of condoms up to the checkout.

2. Whatever the price is, tell the cashier you don't have enough money.

3. Go put the condoms back.

4. Go back to the same cashier with Saran Wrap and rubber bands.

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2022 7:41 PM

A pregnancy test, a flashlight and a coat hanger.

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2022 7:45 PM

A prescription for Zovirax, a picture book of nude cherubs and an X-Large tub of K-Y Jelly.

by Anonymousreply 10January 12, 2022 7:46 PM

A Fleet enema, KY and any fruit or vegetable.

by Anonymousreply 11January 12, 2022 7:46 PM

fleet enema, pool noodles, and ladies panties.

by Anonymousreply 12January 12, 2022 7:47 PM

Fleet Enemas, cardboard tube mailer, gerbil

by Anonymousreply 13January 12, 2022 7:47 PM

You’ll need a lighter.

by Anonymousreply 14January 12, 2022 7:48 PM

A hammer, garbage bags, and gerbils

by Anonymousreply 15January 12, 2022 7:49 PM

Off-brand dandruff shampoo, a Taylor Swift t-shirt, a Pioneer Woman Air Fryer.

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by Anonymousreply 16January 12, 2022 7:54 PM

bleach, tarp & shovel

by Anonymousreply 17January 12, 2022 7:57 PM

rat poison, koolaid and a punch bowl

by Anonymousreply 18January 12, 2022 8:05 PM

A Mommie dearest DVD, a Barbra Streisand CD, and Geritol.

by Anonymousreply 19January 12, 2022 8:07 PM

a large dog crate, children's nyquil & a book on parenting a problem child

by Anonymousreply 20January 12, 2022 8:07 PM

a maga hat, a hunting rifle and Joe Biden's biography

by Anonymousreply 21January 12, 2022 8:14 PM

goggles, exlax & a glass table

by Anonymousreply 22January 12, 2022 8:24 PM

Cyanide, a hypodermic needle, a box of Valentine's Day chocolates.

by Anonymousreply 23January 12, 2022 8:54 PM

Gurl please, they ain't ever got no cashiers at Wahmart.

by Anonymousreply 24January 12, 2022 8:58 PM

A box of party invitations; the book "Baking for Dummies"; rat poison.

by Anonymousreply 25January 12, 2022 8:59 PM

Lol this thread 👏

by Anonymousreply 26January 12, 2022 9:00 PM

Nylon rope; duct tape; a chainsaw.

by Anonymousreply 27January 12, 2022 9:01 PM

Preparation H Spray

by Anonymousreply 28January 12, 2022 9:01 PM

I'm still giggling over #4

by Anonymousreply 29January 12, 2022 9:02 PM

Crisco, a traffic cone and a caftan

by Anonymousreply 30January 12, 2022 9:06 PM

A douche bag, a webcam, and something marked down from Halloween

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by Anonymousreply 31January 12, 2022 9:09 PM

A spycam, Nike Air Max size 3 and poppers

by Anonymousreply 32January 12, 2022 9:15 PM

a belt, a ping pong paddle and a box of whipped cream chargers

by Anonymousreply 33January 12, 2022 9:16 PM

My husband and I have played this game for years, only we restrict ourselves to two items. It started because one Friday night we needed cat food and magic markers. We thought it was a ridiculous errand and we try to top it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 34January 12, 2022 9:45 PM

I live for these threads!

by Anonymousreply 35January 12, 2022 9:47 PM

a book or video on yoga, flavoured lube and muscle oinment.

by Anonymousreply 36January 12, 2022 9:51 PM

[quote]A box of party invitations; the book "Baking for Dummies"; rat poison.

"I thought it was Skinny & Sweet!"

by Anonymousreply 37January 12, 2022 9:53 PM

R20 = Vormer Vairst Letty

by Anonymousreply 38January 12, 2022 9:57 PM

Fisher-Price See N’ Say, condoms, Nyquil.

by Anonymousreply 39January 12, 2022 10:00 PM

A pound of fudge, large box of Hostess Ho Hos, a 6-pack of Diet Pepsi.

by Anonymousreply 40January 12, 2022 10:07 PM

a pair of crocs, dental dams and women's sports dvd

by Anonymousreply 41January 12, 2022 10:12 PM

Adult diapers, Ex-lax, kitchen spoon

by Anonymousreply 42January 12, 2022 10:15 PM

A salad, a book on wealth management, and a pair of xxs pants.

by Anonymousreply 43January 12, 2022 10:17 PM

A baby bottle, antifreeze and a shovel

by Anonymousreply 44January 12, 2022 10:48 PM

a box of wine, cat food and tissues

by Anonymousreply 45January 12, 2022 10:50 PM

midol, a butcher knife and a dvd of 'I was Lorena Bobbit'

by Anonymousreply 46January 12, 2022 10:52 PM

a mud mask, red lipstick and white gloves

by Anonymousreply 47January 12, 2022 10:56 PM

vodka, mountian dew & nyquil

by Anonymousreply 48January 12, 2022 11:14 PM

a jumbo jar of catnip, sandwich baggies and rolling papers

by Anonymousreply 49January 12, 2022 11:16 PM

lottery tickets, booze & nutritional supplement powder for kids

by Anonymousreply 50January 12, 2022 11:19 PM

Baked beans, douche, and a lawn chair.

by Anonymousreply 51January 12, 2022 11:27 PM

Condoms, a hair scrunchy, and a can of Raid™.

by Anonymousreply 52January 12, 2022 11:31 PM

This question is an old one on the interwebs. You frequent the chans, OP?

That said, either 135 packs of butter & one small tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" or a head of cabbage, a single tube sock, & (back when they sold them) a 12 gauge shotgun.

by Anonymousreply 53January 12, 2022 11:35 PM

Adult diapers, lube, the largest vase you can find

by Anonymousreply 54January 12, 2022 11:37 PM

Zip ties, KY jelly, a bible

by Anonymousreply 55January 12, 2022 11:38 PM

Three boxes of Ex Lax.

by Anonymousreply 56January 12, 2022 11:42 PM

You forgot to sign your post, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey at r20

by Anonymousreply 57January 12, 2022 11:43 PM

a tiara, nipple covers and a jockstrap

by Anonymousreply 58January 12, 2022 11:46 PM

R18 made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 59January 12, 2022 11:48 PM

a white tank top, jeans three sizes too big and a girly thong

by Anonymousreply 60January 13, 2022 1:36 AM

a can of beans, an adult potty chair and a bottle of mouth wash

by Anonymousreply 61January 13, 2022 1:40 AM

[quote] vodka, mountian dew & nyquil

That’s not shocking. That’s a standard Walmart purchase

by Anonymousreply 62January 13, 2022 1:54 AM

Fatal Attraction, Albert Nobbs and Damages DVDs.

by Anonymousreply 63January 13, 2022 2:02 AM

Adult diapers, lots and lots of paper towels, and 8 cans of air freshener.

by Anonymousreply 64January 13, 2022 2:35 AM

a breadmaker, flour, and a bag of vaginal swabs (cream applicators)

by Anonymousreply 65January 13, 2022 3:44 AM

I would put Preparation H on the list.

Today I bought a Fleet enema and went through self-checkout. That store has a loud reader whenever you scan / weigh something. E.g.: "SPANISH ONIONS; FIVE DOLLARS AND NINETY-TWO CENTS! PLEASE MOVE YOUR ___ TO THE ___!"

Anyway, I was dreading running that Fleet enema across the scanner. Luckily, it only blared out the price.

by Anonymousreply 66January 13, 2022 3:51 AM

Toddler soppy cup, hard seltzer (cherry), Vaseline

by Anonymousreply 67January 13, 2022 3:58 AM

a humane animal trap, candy and a camouflage van cover.

by Anonymousreply 68January 13, 2022 4:12 AM

a trailer hitch, choke chain and a pair of roller skates

by Anonymousreply 69January 13, 2022 5:07 AM

a skimpy bathing suit, a slip n slide and a bottle of urine stain & odor remover.

by Anonymousreply 70January 13, 2022 5:10 AM

a portable generator, a microwave and a can of aqua net

by Anonymousreply 71January 13, 2022 7:58 AM

a speculum, 2-litre bottle of coke and mentos

by Anonymousreply 72January 13, 2022 7:59 AM

This entire thread is laugh-out-loud hilarious. Tears are running down my cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 73January 13, 2022 12:36 PM

A big bottle of lube, one of those five-pound hamburger tubes and a box of adult diapers.

by Anonymousreply 74January 13, 2022 12:53 PM

What I call "the kit":

A big sack of candy, a roll of duct tape and a shovel.

by Anonymousreply 75January 13, 2022 1:25 PM

A pack of condoms, sewing needles and a pregnancy test.

by Anonymousreply 76January 13, 2022 1:26 PM

It’s sad that the only thing eldergays have left is thinking that they’re shocking Walmart employees. The homoerotic Catholic art and Madonna albums must not be doing it for them anymore.

by Anonymousreply 77January 13, 2022 2:44 PM

Bird seed, glue strips and a hammer.

by Anonymousreply 78January 13, 2022 4:17 PM

Dog treats, rat poison and a shovel.

by Anonymousreply 79January 13, 2022 5:50 PM

R77 is the sad, in-denial WhoCaresGen loser who has nothing left between shifts at Walmart but concocting irrelevant declarations against everyone who scraped her out of their lives like shit off a shoe.

by Anonymousreply 80January 13, 2022 8:36 PM

Three glittered XXXXL "I'm A Buy-Sexual" tee shirts.

I say to Shaneena at the register, "We're triplets."

She say "Hm" with the unmoving face of a statue.

by Anonymousreply 81January 13, 2022 8:40 PM

Yes, please shop at Walmart - I have their stock!

by Anonymousreply 82January 13, 2022 8:42 PM

Jock itch spray, anti-fungal cream, and a new jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 83January 13, 2022 9:10 PM

What's a "Walmart"?

I'm kidding!

by Anonymousreply 84January 13, 2022 9:10 PM

a covidhome test, a child's tent and a roll of barbed wire

by Anonymousreply 85January 13, 2022 9:54 PM

a dvd of magic mike, a cd of kd lang's greatest hits and a turkey baster

by Anonymousreply 86January 13, 2022 10:05 PM

a pair of crotchless panties, a jar of peanut butter and a squeaky toy

by Anonymousreply 87January 13, 2022 10:19 PM

a koran, an alarm clock and fertilizer

by Anonymousreply 88January 13, 2022 10:23 PM

a birthday card to a sister, wine and condoms

by Anonymousreply 89January 13, 2022 10:24 PM

Apples, single edge razor blades and a Michelin Guide.

by Anonymousreply 90January 13, 2022 10:26 PM

a snake bite kit, breast pump and clothes pins

by Anonymousreply 91January 13, 2022 10:28 PM

A cucumber, personal lubricant and Preparation H.

by Anonymousreply 92January 13, 2022 10:33 PM

Birthday card to mother-in-law, ex lax, devils food cake mix.

by Anonymousreply 93January 13, 2022 11:00 PM

A gas can, tulle ballerina skirt or princess dress, shovel.

by Anonymousreply 94January 13, 2022 11:09 PM

Elizabeth Tailor White Diamonds, one piece winter forest camouflage hunting outfit, blue laser hunting sight

by Anonymousreply 95January 13, 2022 11:17 PM

wooden softball bat, butternut squash, crisco

by Anonymousreply 96January 13, 2022 11:21 PM

A tub of Crisco shortening, rubber gloves, and a baseball bat.

by Anonymousreply 97January 13, 2022 11:46 PM

Large wooden initials that spell out B L M.

by Anonymousreply 98January 14, 2022 12:10 AM

A bible, rosary and Hydroxychloroquine.

by Anonymousreply 99January 14, 2022 7:12 AM

Fertilizer, a steel pipe and a their cheapest cell phone.

Funny story, I did make a cashier uncomfortable with just one item, I bought the Brokeback Mountain DVD, I went through the self check out of a rural Michigan Walmart, but since it was R rated a cashier needed to verify my age, She said "what movie are we watching tonight", looks at the a DVD and goes "Oh" That was the most disapproving "Oh" I think I ever heard and she didn't say another word to me, but I got the impression she felt like she had just contracted HIV by being near me.

by Anonymousreply 100January 14, 2022 2:37 PM

Plastic sheets, bed bug spray, and condoms

by Anonymousreply 101January 14, 2022 2:57 PM

Sadly, nothing would shock a Walmart cashier.

Love the thread though.

Marked down Christmas tinsel. A framed photo of Jesus. A semi automatic and ammo.

by Anonymousreply 102January 14, 2022 3:20 PM

Paperclips, 7-Up, Summer's Eve.

by Anonymousreply 103January 14, 2022 9:30 PM

Extra Strength Rid, Hair Trimmer, Mars Candy Bar

by Anonymousreply 104January 17, 2022 5:07 PM

Like y’all can just walk in and get a hypodermic needle or whipped cream charger..

by Anonymousreply 105January 17, 2022 5:10 PM

I’d no sooner walk into Walmart for any reason than walk through the gates of mordor

by Anonymousreply 106January 17, 2022 5:21 PM

Party pooper!

by Anonymousreply 107January 17, 2022 8:22 PM

Instant mashed potatoes, refried beans, pigs feet.

by Anonymousreply 108January 18, 2022 11:53 AM
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