94th Academy Awards Will Have A Host - But Who?

Jason Dottley seems to have a lot of free time on his hands.

I wish Tom Holland would offer to sit on my face instead.

KATHY GRIFFIN! -- but her poor voice now....

The host will be black. Look to Kevin Hart.

It will be a hologram of Chadwick Boseman, the greatest, most important actor who ever lived.

Well they better do something, another year of disastrous ratings and smart money may start seriously consider why bother televising event at all.

If only Anna Nicole were alive….

Pete Davidson

That hunky Elliot Page can host, pull his dick out, and wave it all over the joint!

Can kill a few birds with one stone by asking Chris Rock back.

Who gives a fuck? I really hope they cancel these award shows. What a waste of money. Does anyone really give a shit anymore, I definitely know I do not care.

Chris Noth? I hear he isn’t very busy these days??

I hear Matt Lauer’s free.

Steve Martin and Martin Short. Please.

Nobody cares any more. There are bigger problems in the world and the ratings for the Oscars were going down hill prior to Covid. Watching Will Smith win for King Richard - pass!

I want to see what potato sack Frances McDormand will wear.

JADA!

Fair enough R17 - JADA CARES ABOUT THE OSCARS AND SHE SHOULD HOST OR IT"S RACIST!

Jiminy Glick

I bet Will Smith is vying for this position he cannot seem to control is BPD and is lacks a filter. He probably feels he deserves this position.

Billy Porter?

I hope whoever hosts can revive that hilarious Uma...Oprah gag from olden times.

Faye "La La Land" Dunaway

R21 yes! Good choice. I would love to see him host.

The entire cast of Rupaul's Drag Race...except that straight one.

How about Steve Martin, Martin Short and Pete Davidson? Three hosts instead of 1.

Jiminy Glick would be amazing. If only.

They should take the route of parodying themselves a bit with a host that will make fun of the whole process, in a nice way. It will probably be several comedians working together as hosts.

Kenan Thompson would be great

I can't believe that Pete Davidson is going to host the Oscars. Yuck! But apparently he's the only one who wanted the job, as everybody else turned them down.

I recommend the lumbering she-beast of And Just Like That.

The last time I watch the Oscars, George H.W. Bush was president.

Jackie Beat

Omicron will host.

Bring back James Franco and AnnE.

Nina Arianda as Vance

#OscarsSoIrrelevant

I’m guessing Billy Porter because he’s black and some sort of genderqueer something. It can’t be some cis hetero black person.

Betty Whi-

[R3], what happened to her voice? I have been wondering why she's been off the radar for so long.

Don’t televise them. Hollywood may financially recover with the public who is so turned off by its employees getting on a soapbox and running their mouths for three hours.

lung cancer r39

Her voice will heal she says. She had part of her lung removed.

Charli and Dixie D’Amelio would probably bring in the most viewers.

r37=Billy Porter

(no one else cares or knows who he is)

Dr. Fauchi

Madonna.

So she can be there to watch Gaga win Best Actress.

The new fat Madonna would never be able to get thru a 3 hour show without a pizza.

"Well, hello!"

R39

See....

I mean can you really picture a queen like Rex Reed, even when young enjoying the mad brouhaha that was Studio 54 or any other big club back then. Yes, a table in some roped off VIP area, but otherwise don't think it was sort of place he went regularly.

Red Reed needs to rethink those eyeglasses....

I would love to see a bunch of poor people with bad grammar, Wal Mart clothing, and questionable hygiene host this year. It’s been such a hard year for all of us millionaire elite. We need a break from entertaining the masses. Now, it’s time for them to entertain us. Bring on the illegitimate bastard children begging for bread and a date with Bryan Singer!

Melissa McCarthy

The Sweeney Sisters

Well, Hello and GOODBYE R47... I'm going to beat you out for this gig.

Graham Norton - Cher - Amanda Seyfried