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Are you a Cockgobbler?

Do you like to GOBBLE COCK?

I do.

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by Anonymousreply 54January 14, 2022 3:27 AM

How Schocking!

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by Anonymousreply 1January 11, 2022 4:09 PM

Yeah baby, give me that cock so I can gobble it!

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by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2022 4:10 PM

I'm a big whore

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by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2022 4:10 PM

You like?

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by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2022 4:10 PM

his tits are FABULOUS

by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2022 4:11 PM

Other than taking it up the ass, there aren't a lot of other options with which to express your sexuality in a physical way.

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2022 4:13 PM

he only gives and gives

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2022 4:38 PM

I am a sucker not a gobbler.

by Anonymousreply 8January 11, 2022 5:05 PM

Gobble gobble!!

by Anonymousreply 9January 11, 2022 5:32 PM

I know that OP is the Aaron Shock stalker.

But why do the rest of us gotta keep seeing these threads.

OP, just start one Aaron Shock thread and post everything there. Update it, tend to it, prune it, water it - whatever.

But please stop this ridiculous repeat posting every time that guy takes a pic. Why are you giving him the oxygen?

by Anonymousreply 10January 11, 2022 5:37 PM

R10 is the COCK GOBBLER!!

by Anonymousreply 11January 11, 2022 5:45 PM

R10 is a retarded congressman from Peoria with a fetish for Downton abbey interiors

by Anonymousreply 12January 11, 2022 6:08 PM

Aaron Schock is a fucking CUNT!

Still hasn't apologized for his anti-gay legislation votes.

FUCKING CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 13January 11, 2022 6:16 PM

Then why are you giving him oxygen here? You keep posting pictures of him shirtless or naked on a website where gay guys go absolutely crazy for that kind of stuff. And then you pretend that you don’t like him? You are some kind of delusional person who has fallen in love with a fallen congressman and you don’t even realize it.

by Anonymousreply 14January 11, 2022 6:29 PM

R14 = Aaron Schock, cockgobbler dirty fucking hole cunt!

by Anonymousreply 15January 11, 2022 6:30 PM

R14 is not a shock fantasist. I’m starting to get think r15 is shock. All publicity is good publicity. And keeps putting up body pics.

So r15 is shock. Or Trump.

by Anonymousreply 16January 11, 2022 6:42 PM

"I'm a big whore "

You're a big Mary, Aaron

by Anonymousreply 17January 11, 2022 6:46 PM

Ugh, of course he has been circumcised. How basic.

by Anonymousreply 18January 11, 2022 6:58 PM

I’ma. Basic bitch

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by Anonymousreply 19January 11, 2022 7:07 PM

Dirty anti-gay filthy cock gobbling whore.

by Anonymousreply 20January 11, 2022 7:09 PM

I would gladly gobble his cock, though it apparently wouldn’t be much of a meal.

by Anonymousreply 21January 11, 2022 7:27 PM

snack attack

by Anonymousreply 22January 11, 2022 8:19 PM

Gobble Gobble!

by Anonymousreply 23January 11, 2022 9:37 PM

God, his hole looks filthy.

by Anonymousreply 24January 11, 2022 9:54 PM

For years after Dan Savage campaigned for the neologism "santorum" the definition came up before the person. The way searches work, all the articles discussing the campaign contributed to associating the name and the neologism.

Unlike r10, I'm perfectly happy to have as many threads on cockgobbler Aaron Schock, as long as the word "cockgobbler" is always included so that whenever you google his name, the words "cockgobbler Aaron Schock" appear.

The more pages that associate the words, the higher in results the entirity will appear, as well as autofill when people start typing his name.

I approve.

by Anonymousreply 25January 11, 2022 10:22 PM

I do too, he's a whore, and don't we know it!

by Anonymousreply 26January 12, 2022 3:14 AM

There is only one cockgobbler, Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 27January 12, 2022 3:17 AM

He had to learn from *someone,"

by Anonymousreply 28January 12, 2022 8:11 AM

^ To many cockgobbling comes natural, not a lot of "learning" to it

by Anonymousreply 29January 12, 2022 8:22 AM

He gobbled cocks before the teal belt, I guarantee

by Anonymousreply 30January 12, 2022 1:34 PM

Yep, once Aaron got the taste of cock, there was no keeping him down on the farm

by Anonymousreply 31January 12, 2022 1:41 PM

I wonder if Aaron is into watersports?

by Anonymousreply 32January 12, 2022 10:21 PM

[quote] I wonder if Aaron is into watersports?

It's just a matter of time, if he isn't already.

Miss Thing is already doing drag.

by Anonymousreply 33January 12, 2022 10:52 PM

Anything for the right price

by Anonymousreply 34January 12, 2022 11:12 PM

Anyone for the right price.

by Anonymousreply 35January 12, 2022 11:35 PM

His asscrack should have a credit card reader installed on it.

by Anonymousreply 36January 12, 2022 11:40 PM

He could tattoo a QR code on it too

by Anonymousreply 37January 13, 2022 2:49 AM

How does one "gobble" a cock?

by Anonymousreply 38January 13, 2022 2:56 AM

[quote] How does one "gobble" a cock?

You put your lips together and blow.

by Anonymousreply 39January 13, 2022 2:58 AM

I’m fine with all the threads. He’s a repulsive piece of shit and deserves to be ridiculed and exposed for his hypocrisy and deceit.

by Anonymousreply 40January 13, 2022 2:59 AM

You can suck, slurp, and lick a cock.

But you can't gobble a cock.

by Anonymousreply 41January 13, 2022 3:01 AM

You need to try harder

by Anonymousreply 42January 13, 2022 2:20 PM

[quote] You need to try harder

[quote] —A.S.

Go eat a bag of dicks, Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 43January 13, 2022 4:15 PM

R1 That brown staining in his crack is a definite turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 44January 13, 2022 6:12 PM

he went through anal bleaching treatments last year, he needs to update the photos

by Anonymousreply 45January 13, 2022 6:43 PM

We’re still talking about this tired queen?

by Anonymousreply 46January 13, 2022 6:47 PM

[quote] We’re still talking about this tired queen?

And his dirty hole, too!

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by Anonymousreply 47January 13, 2022 6:50 PM

alas, he's still with us

by Anonymousreply 48January 13, 2022 6:50 PM

A shitpussy if there ever was one.

by Anonymousreply 49January 13, 2022 6:54 PM

Miss Schock, if you're nasty!

by Anonymousreply 50January 14, 2022 12:00 AM

[quote] And his dirty hole, too!

I’ll get you, my pretty! And your dirty hole, too!

by Anonymousreply 51January 14, 2022 2:50 AM

Should always be posted in a Cockgobbler thread.

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by Anonymousreply 52January 14, 2022 3:04 AM

R34 & R35 both accurate

by Anonymousreply 53January 14, 2022 3:24 AM

Love his ass

by Anonymousreply 54January 14, 2022 3:27 AM
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