Are you a Cockgobbler?

How Schocking!

Yeah baby, give me that cock so I can gobble it!

I'm a big whore

You like?

his tits are FABULOUS

Other than taking it up the ass, there aren't a lot of other options with which to express your sexuality in a physical way.

he only gives and gives

I am a sucker not a gobbler.

Gobble gobble!!

I know that OP is the Aaron Shock stalker.

But why do the rest of us gotta keep seeing these threads.

OP, just start one Aaron Shock thread and post everything there. Update it, tend to it, prune it, water it - whatever.

But please stop this ridiculous repeat posting every time that guy takes a pic. Why are you giving him the oxygen?

R10 is the COCK GOBBLER!!

R10 is a retarded congressman from Peoria with a fetish for Downton abbey interiors

Aaron Schock is a fucking CUNT!

Still hasn't apologized for his anti-gay legislation votes.

FUCKING CUNT.

Then why are you giving him oxygen here? You keep posting pictures of him shirtless or naked on a website where gay guys go absolutely crazy for that kind of stuff. And then you pretend that you don’t like him? You are some kind of delusional person who has fallen in love with a fallen congressman and you don’t even realize it.

R14 = Aaron Schock, cockgobbler dirty fucking hole cunt!

R14 is not a shock fantasist. I’m starting to get think r15 is shock. All publicity is good publicity. And keeps putting up body pics.

So r15 is shock. Or Trump.

"I'm a big whore "

You're a big Mary, Aaron

Ugh, of course he has been circumcised. How basic.

I’ma. Basic bitch

Dirty anti-gay filthy cock gobbling whore.

I would gladly gobble his cock, though it apparently wouldn’t be much of a meal.

snack attack

Gobble Gobble!

God, his hole looks filthy.

For years after Dan Savage campaigned for the neologism "santorum" the definition came up before the person. The way searches work, all the articles discussing the campaign contributed to associating the name and the neologism.

Unlike r10, I'm perfectly happy to have as many threads on cockgobbler Aaron Schock, as long as the word "cockgobbler" is always included so that whenever you google his name, the words "cockgobbler Aaron Schock" appear.

The more pages that associate the words, the higher in results the entirity will appear, as well as autofill when people start typing his name.

I approve.

I do too, he's a whore, and don't we know it!

There is only one cockgobbler, Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

He had to learn from *someone,"

^ To many cockgobbling comes natural, not a lot of "learning" to it

He gobbled cocks before the teal belt, I guarantee

Yep, once Aaron got the taste of cock, there was no keeping him down on the farm

I wonder if Aaron is into watersports?

[quote] I wonder if Aaron is into watersports?

It's just a matter of time, if he isn't already.

Miss Thing is already doing drag.

Anything for the right price

Anyone for the right price.

His asscrack should have a credit card reader installed on it.

He could tattoo a QR code on it too

How does one "gobble" a cock?

[quote] How does one "gobble" a cock?

You put your lips together and blow.

I’m fine with all the threads. He’s a repulsive piece of shit and deserves to be ridiculed and exposed for his hypocrisy and deceit.

You can suck, slurp, and lick a cock.

But you can't gobble a cock.

You need to try harder

[quote] You need to try harder

[quote] —A.S.

Go eat a bag of dicks, Aaron.

R1 That brown staining in his crack is a definite turnoff.

he went through anal bleaching treatments last year, he needs to update the photos

We’re still talking about this tired queen?

[quote] We’re still talking about this tired queen?

And his dirty hole, too!

alas, he's still with us

A shitpussy if there ever was one.

Miss Schock, if you're nasty!

[quote] And his dirty hole, too!

I’ll get you, my pretty! And your dirty hole, too!

Should always be posted in a Cockgobbler thread.

R34 & R35 both accurate

Love his ass