I just watched Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield is ready to play Mame.

I am confused. Andrew Garfield played Spider-Man in 2012 and 2014. Are you another eldergay who is frozen in time?

It seems like R1 is the one who’s an out of touch eldergay. Ever heard of the multiverse, you old?

R1 = Oh, dear of the year.

He filmed Spider-Man while he was filming TikTok Boom so that’s why he looked so gay.

Ah, egg on my face? He's in No Way Home? yikes.

You're projecting, OP.

He's getting gayer, OP. It's not just you.

R6 right you are. My bad.

He’s Far From Straight

He's a Vera.

The general populace also sees it

He’s going to end up playing Tennessee Williams one of these days, isn’t he

Maybe he was straight but got bit by a radioactive butterfly

BTS

I want to fuck Andrew with my 10 inch dick until he begs me to stop.

He doesn't think Ben Barnes is brilliant. He's such a phony.

Ouch. That’s gotta hurt.

I want Andrew to make a love story with Ben Barnes, Richard Armitage, Orlando Bloom, and/or James McAvoy.

He's always been gay and is inching his way out of the closet.

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A bit off topic, but is the hyphen there so he’s not considered a Jewish superhero?

I think it was a copyright issue when they created the character

I'm not sure that's what Andrew would be begging for but I think your idea still has merit, R18.

R24/R25 a hyphen was added early on because many felt that 'Spiderman' looked too much like 'Superman' at first glance.

The best description of AG yet?

Tobey Maguire was the cutest Peter Parker. The last two have been a downgrade. I remember Logan Lerman was considered at one point. Oh, what might have been!

I though Andrew was fetching in his Spiderman years.

If Tobey Maguire is considered the cute one, you know you're among uggos.

Tobey is not only the best, but also is the most good looking and attractive Spider-Man

That's sad, huh.

"most good looking"???

Have you seen his Rev. Jim Bakker? Bakker was fey but damn Garfield plays him like a gay 12 year old that everyone figures is gay but they just ignore it. I mean that performance would make Liberace or Richard Simmons look butch by comparison. Mame is probably too butch for him, I picture him twilling around a room singing, "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay..."

I've always liked Andrew Garfield. While he did a decent job with Spider-Man, I didn't think he was anything special in the part. Neither did Sony. He only got two movies before he was replaced.

That was more to do with his attitude. He wasn't the ever gracious promo boy they expected.

Tobey and Tom are fug

Ok ok ok

This movie was sooooooo homoerotic

Did andrew fuck tom. Or did Toby fuck then both?

By the end I thought Andrew and Toby gave off gay dad energy…their chemistry was undeniable and Tom was relegated to the son role.

If Andrew's playing Mame does that mean Tobey is Gooch?

Grab the gooch