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Instagram Whore: Drake Put Hot Sauce In Condom To Prevent Me From Turkey Basting

And she learned it the HOT way.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2022 8:23 PM

Ugh, just get a vasectomy.

by Anonymousreply 1January 11, 2022 4:34 AM

Smart man, should have sprinkled a few drops on the outside for a little extra fun...

BURN!

by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2022 4:35 AM

If he's that concerned about the risk of becoming an unintended baby daddy, couldn't he just wrap his used condoms in tissue / toilet paper, take them with him and dispose of them himself? Seems a lot simpler than carrying around a bottle of Cholula to your hoe's crib.

by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2022 4:38 AM

This was on an episode of Ballers.

by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2022 4:42 AM

This really isn't difficult, male celebs!

Step 1: Go to fertility clinic.

Step 2: Read dirty mag; "obtain" semen samples.

Step 3: Have sperm frozen and banked.

Step 4: Have vasectomy.

Now spend the next 3 decades fucking around freely, begin physical/mental decline, then marry someone 40 years younger. Win-win!

by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2022 4:46 AM

OP does that really sound plausible to you?

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2022 4:48 AM

Maybe that’s how the first baby mama came to be.

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2022 4:48 AM

The “have vasectomy” seems like it would be more than one step. It’s not like “have a coke and a smile”.

by Anonymousreply 8January 11, 2022 4:49 AM

A lying attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 9January 11, 2022 4:49 AM

This actually reminds me of my ex Russian neighbor, who drunkenly told me that she got her son to stop breastfeeding by putting hot sauce on her nipples. So mean.

by Anonymousreply 10January 11, 2022 4:53 AM

Gut idee!

by Anonymousreply 11January 11, 2022 4:55 AM

He can have sex with me and I won't even become pregnant!!

by Anonymousreply 12January 11, 2022 4:57 AM

Instagram Model. That's a lot of work. Why use two words to describe what you do when your actual vocation only takes one word.

by Anonymousreply 13January 11, 2022 6:49 AM

Yum. I’d guzzle that Cholula-laced white sauce.

by Anonymousreply 14January 11, 2022 7:39 AM

Why didn't I think of that?

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by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2022 10:19 AM

[Quote]And she learned it the HOT way.

Right after he did.

by Anonymousreply 16January 13, 2022 12:20 PM

And they thought I was crazy to carry around my hot sauce!

by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2022 12:56 PM

Wait. This guy fucks women?

by Anonymousreply 18January 13, 2022 1:44 PM

LOL. Skank hos out for a big payday being played majorly.

Bitch should get Letitia James to file an unfair sex practices lawsuit against Drake. That shady bitch would take up the case for the right amount of money.

by Anonymousreply 19January 13, 2022 1:59 PM

"mostly from behind," R18

by Anonymousreply 20January 13, 2022 2:05 PM

I knew a woman he did that to. She harvested the sperm anyway & named the baby Caliente Sriracha Burns.

by Anonymousreply 21January 13, 2022 2:06 PM

Isn’t hot sauce a different color? If I picked up a condom with sperm that’s a reddish color I’d be concerned and grossed out.

by Anonymousreply 22January 13, 2022 2:08 PM

He named his son Adonis. Money does not buy class.

by Anonymousreply 23January 13, 2022 2:33 PM

Someone stole this story from LSA, where it was posted by a troll who said this happened to her friend, and posted it on social media as a true story.

by Anonymousreply 24January 13, 2022 2:54 PM

I preferred him when he was a TWO BIT actor on that TWO BIT show - Degrassi The Next Generation. He wasn't so FULL of himself then.

by Anonymousreply 25January 13, 2022 3:05 PM

R25 And we weren’t assaulted by his generic “music”, where each song sounds like the last.

by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2022 8:23 PM
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