And she learned it the HOT way.
Instagram Whore: Drake Put Hot Sauce In Condom To Prevent Me From Turkey Basting
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 13, 2022 7:23 PM |
Ugh, just get a vasectomy.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 11, 2022 3:34 AM |
Smart man, should have sprinkled a few drops on the outside for a little extra fun...
BURN!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 11, 2022 3:35 AM |
If he's that concerned about the risk of becoming an unintended baby daddy, couldn't he just wrap his used condoms in tissue / toilet paper, take them with him and dispose of them himself? Seems a lot simpler than carrying around a bottle of Cholula to your hoe's crib.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 11, 2022 3:38 AM |
This was on an episode of Ballers.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 11, 2022 3:42 AM |
This really isn't difficult, male celebs!
Step 1: Go to fertility clinic.
Step 2: Read dirty mag; "obtain" semen samples.
Step 3: Have sperm frozen and banked.
Step 4: Have vasectomy.
Now spend the next 3 decades fucking around freely, begin physical/mental decline, then marry someone 40 years younger. Win-win!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 11, 2022 3:46 AM |
OP does that really sound plausible to you?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 11, 2022 3:48 AM |
Maybe that’s how the first baby mama came to be.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 11, 2022 3:48 AM |
The “have vasectomy” seems like it would be more than one step. It’s not like “have a coke and a smile”.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 11, 2022 3:49 AM |
A lying attention whore.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 11, 2022 3:49 AM |
This actually reminds me of my ex Russian neighbor, who drunkenly told me that she got her son to stop breastfeeding by putting hot sauce on her nipples. So mean.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 11, 2022 3:53 AM |
Gut idee!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 11, 2022 3:55 AM |
He can have sex with me and I won't even become pregnant!!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 11, 2022 3:57 AM |
Instagram Model. That's a lot of work. Why use two words to describe what you do when your actual vocation only takes one word.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 11, 2022 5:49 AM |
Yum. I’d guzzle that Cholula-laced white sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 11, 2022 6:39 AM |
[Quote]And she learned it the HOT way.
Right after he did.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 13, 2022 11:20 AM |
And they thought I was crazy to carry around my hot sauce!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 13, 2022 11:56 AM |
Wait. This guy fucks women?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 13, 2022 12:44 PM |
LOL. Skank hos out for a big payday being played majorly.
Bitch should get Letitia James to file an unfair sex practices lawsuit against Drake. That shady bitch would take up the case for the right amount of money.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 13, 2022 12:59 PM |
"mostly from behind," R18
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 13, 2022 1:05 PM |
I knew a woman he did that to. She harvested the sperm anyway & named the baby Caliente Sriracha Burns.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 13, 2022 1:06 PM |
Isn’t hot sauce a different color? If I picked up a condom with sperm that’s a reddish color I’d be concerned and grossed out.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 13, 2022 1:08 PM |
He named his son Adonis. Money does not buy class.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 13, 2022 1:33 PM |
Someone stole this story from LSA, where it was posted by a troll who said this happened to her friend, and posted it on social media as a true story.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 13, 2022 1:54 PM |
I preferred him when he was a TWO BIT actor on that TWO BIT show - Degrassi The Next Generation. He wasn't so FULL of himself then.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 13, 2022 2:05 PM |
R25 And we weren’t assaulted by his generic “music”, where each song sounds like the last.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 13, 2022 7:23 PM |