I want to quit my office job to be a prostitute

Prostitution whore, OP!

Set competitive rates and make sure you always get paid up front.

Mazel tov!

Either way, you’ll end up with carpal tunnel syndrome.

OP? You're fug, so don't quit your day job.

Why quit when you can conveniently prostitute yourself from your office and draw two salaries?

You're a whore, darling. Hats off.

If only you are pretty, svelte, and whorish, otherwise don't even think about it. Or maybe you choose to dabble in a niche market for fat whores.

Even some of the biggest stars in gay porn, have day jobs.

Good luck with that one you streetwalking honey

Can we have your stuff?

Stay off my corner Hussy!

Identify your niche.

Assess the market of your niche.

Try to enter the market.

suggested:

Consider building a sizable social media fanbase first.

Keep it PG. That also means eliminating any adult profile pics or vids you have out there.

Build up the fanbase without being a whore first.

Over time you can move up one rating based on the attention you receive.

then you can setup either an onlyfans type account with more risque shots but not quite porn yet.

Feel out the interest and sculpt your pornsona. still more art than porn

build up your merch.

then take it to a cam site, or whatever... strictly vanilla solo at most.

build up that for a while and begin exploring what the audience wants.

over time increase the limits for additional charge.

and when you've filled out a sizable space in your niche, then you might offer customized services, eventually perhaps used products to 'public' appearances at events or clubs associated with your niche to private meet and greets to look into a few studios or start your own, and inevitably reach out for your promised whoreland.

all along the way, you have to manage and keep up the other things while learning the expansive parts of the trade.

and perhaps all this will provide you with more financial stability on your pursuit to the ultimate prolapse party.

We're all prostitutes, hunny. We just don't get paid for it.

If you're a well hung top it'll work for a while; if you're a bottom... you're only good until the rosebud blooms.

Start swinging that purse up and down Santa Monica Bl.

It's sad so few people desire to be a pimp these days.

If you are in the ample side you can, of course, become a Fat Whore. Rejoice!

Has anybody ever got an escort from grindr? Where do people get them now? Asking for a friend.

I always got mine from MasseurFinder.com, R19

Plenty of them on Adam4Adam.com, too.

Or so I hear...

Convince yourself that you find gray pubes and chest hair very attractive in a man. Now, believe that there's not hot ass like a saggy ass and you're sure to do well. Get out there on the ho stroll, and sparkle, Shirley,sparkle!

Organized crime has territories. You may think being a rogue call girl is your own concern but that ain’t the racket. They’ll cut you.

Jill Clayburg loved it. 1975’s premier of “Hustlin’.”

Get Re-Elected.

Are you dead yet, OP?

If you're over 30, don't quit your day job.