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"Walmart's fried chicken special is THE BEST meal for a gospel brunch!"
"I wish Carhartt still made jockstraps..."
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That Lezzie thread is filling out, so on to the next!
"Walmart's fried chicken special is THE BEST meal for a gospel brunch!"
"I wish Carhartt still made jockstraps..."
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 19, 2022 4:43 PM |
These boots were made for walking … and shoveling pig shit.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 10, 2022 5:28 PM |
What's this business about Carhartt jockstraps?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 10, 2022 5:30 PM |
"Do you have to wear eyeliner? Really?"
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 10, 2022 5:32 PM |
"What I do behind closed doors is my business!"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 10, 2022 5:34 PM |
I hooked up with a Big Cityboy from Omaha!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 10, 2022 5:36 PM |
Those are just my Lady Bugs
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 10, 2022 5:36 PM |
Can you believe him? He ordered an unsweet tea.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 10, 2022 5:39 PM |
I'm going to be a pastor. Jesus will save you heathen gays.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 10, 2022 5:40 PM |
The bed of this here Ford Ranger has seen more manhole than a proctologist!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 10, 2022 5:41 PM |
As long as my basket is bigger than the chewin' tobacco bulge in my back pocket, I'm good.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 10, 2022 5:41 PM |
I coordinated my dining room for y'all!
John Deere Green is a perfect complement to Coca-Cola Red!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 10, 2022 5:42 PM |
The tailgate of my pickup is butt warped.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 10, 2022 5:42 PM |
[quote]I hooked up with a Big Cityboy from Omaha!
You laugh, R5. But I have a friend who lives in Lincoln. Eldergay, like me. Not much to look at (not that I am, either).
But he has a stable of hot and/or horny 20- and 30-somethings who drive in from the country to fuck him and spend the night.
The next morning, they drive back to the country. Until the next time!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 10, 2022 5:42 PM |
He was raised right R13.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 10, 2022 5:43 PM |
Hi, I'm Lindsey Graham
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 10, 2022 5:44 PM |
I pick up all my trade at the rodeo.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 10, 2022 6:13 PM |
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 10, 2022 6:15 PM |
I can't quit you
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 10, 2022 6:30 PM |
You got a real purty mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 10, 2022 6:31 PM |
"A third pitcher of Miller? Why, I'll never be able to fit into my gown for the Cotillion!'
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 10, 2022 6:37 PM |
Y'all sho 'nuff stop hatin' on Paula Deen!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 10, 2022 7:06 PM |
"Coors" but pronounce it more like "Cu-u-urs," while ordering at the big city gay bar.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 10, 2022 7:07 PM |
Reba's no Tammy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 10, 2022 7:09 PM |
Dolly vs Loretta debates instead of Madge vs Janet
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 10, 2022 7:15 PM |
This thread would have had a lot of potential but was totally ruined by a bunch of Coastal gays.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 10, 2022 7:17 PM |
I only put up this picture of a shirtless guy holding a baby to reinforce my pro-life beliefs!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 10, 2022 7:17 PM |
I blew Randy Travis at a rest stop in Charlotte
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 10, 2022 7:19 PM |
Goals! (But it really means my goal is to look like him and have sex with him)
Boss (means I’m a bottom and want you to be in charge when we have sex)
Nice gains (means you make my cock hard)
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 10, 2022 7:22 PM |
Dolly is way more iconic than Judy.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 10, 2022 7:25 PM |
I’m not gay. I just like Ty Herndon, Billy Gilman and the Brothers Osborne music.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 10, 2022 7:28 PM |
Chicken fried steak, hold the gravy, no mashed potatoes, a double order of vegetables instead.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 10, 2022 7:31 PM |
"Vanilla Dr. Pepper for me, please."
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 10, 2022 7:40 PM |
An anyone recommend a good Tea Room on the Ole Miss campus?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 10, 2022 7:55 PM |
Biloxi and Tunica have the BEST buffets! And just an elevator ride away from the room, too!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 10, 2022 7:56 PM |
We are going on down to River Bend for fried catfish and hush puppies. Do you and your husband want to join?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 10, 2022 8:52 PM |
I like fucking in the creek. His hole gets so tight and if there is any mess, it just washes away.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 10, 2022 8:54 PM |
R25 "Iffin' I ain't ride my hog up here I'd a be gettin' summa that thar dickmeat!"
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 10, 2022 9:10 PM |
Hey boy, meet me behind the Tastee Freez 'round 2am and I'll let you love on this hog.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 10, 2022 9:25 PM |
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, fuck me in the barn.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 10, 2022 10:20 PM |
I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 10, 2022 10:20 PM |
"My favorite rest area is on Rte. 35 North, outside Des Moines."
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 10, 2022 10:59 PM |
Who's gay in NASCAR besides Tony Stewart?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 10, 2022 11:14 PM |
"Let's go Brandon, we will be late for the tea dance!"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 10, 2022 11:15 PM |
I love cruising for guys at Dollywood
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 10, 2022 11:17 PM |
If I accessorize my work shirt, no one will know I work at WalMart.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 10, 2022 11:19 PM |
It's okay if I get beaten up or murdered by the Christians around here because I'm a sinner and I deserve it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 11, 2022 1:38 AM |
Sucking on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeeeeeez
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 11, 2022 2:08 AM |
By golly, SURE, I seed man holes up close 'afore! Daise a coupla mm up yonder dey uncover whin da rains git ta pourin. Yuk, yuk, yuk...
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 11, 2022 2:33 AM |
I was hornswoggled by them thar heterosexualists!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 11, 2022 6:58 AM |
I ain't got no lube but some hot lard might do the trick!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 11, 2022 7:08 AM |
Seth Sikes broke my dick, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 11, 2022 10:46 AM |
^ lol
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 11, 2022 5:16 PM |
Let's square dance!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 12, 2022 2:25 AM |
[quote]Jack Twist? Jack NASTY!
Right here, cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 12, 2022 2:57 AM |
I'll fuck that ass so hard I'll make that hole hum like a 10 penny nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 12, 2022 12:56 PM |
Me and my husband is taking our green bean casserole to the Easter social at the MCC in the county over. Want to come? Some hot me there.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 12, 2022 1:29 PM |
I'm buying condoms, lube, and a fleet enema at the Piggly Wiggly
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 12, 2022 8:10 PM |
“Senator Rubio is that you?”
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 12, 2022 8:13 PM |
[quote] I'm buying condoms, lube, and a fleet enema at the Piggly Wiggly
Hon, did you get ya Pig Perks? And don't fergit, you can always Pig-up curbside if'n you got'cha hair in curlers and don't wanna haul ya ass out the car.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 12, 2022 8:21 PM |
HUMMINGBIRD CAKE!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 12, 2022 8:42 PM |
I am pissed no end. The damn deli at the Stop 'n' Shop was out of goat guts and clabber. What am I gonna feed my kids tonight?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 12, 2022 8:47 PM |
Does this Confederate flag shirt make my belly look big?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 12, 2022 8:55 PM |
"Jethro, where'd ya put my dang go-go juice?"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 12, 2022 8:58 PM |
Theys given out free possum at the gay bar!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 12, 2022 9:01 PM |
I'm so damn old my git up & go has got up & gone!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 12, 2022 9:08 PM |
^ my gay git up and go has gay got up and gone
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 12, 2022 9:14 PM |
So my wife says...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 12, 2022 9:30 PM |
My megachurch is the best place to cruise!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 12, 2022 9:35 PM |
Get on down yonder and see if that bull is doing his business
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 12, 2022 9:58 PM |
I sucked that dick like I was eating corn on the cob.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 12, 2022 11:43 PM |
That boy can suck the chrome off a '57 Chevy.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 13, 2022 12:18 AM |
You guys seem to equate "country" with "Southern."
Says more about you than it does about the people you mock.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 13, 2022 1:04 PM |
r74 There are plenty of country folk in the north - we call them Trump supporters.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 14, 2022 12:27 AM |
"I'm wearin' no underwear under my overalls at the annual muddy sliding pig capturing contest at the fair tonight!"
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 14, 2022 3:37 AM |
My two best lay were Jethro and Bubba!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 14, 2022 3:55 AM |
"Yazzum."
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 14, 2022 9:38 PM |
Mama's making Shake 'n' Bake....and I helped!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 15, 2022 12:33 AM |
"I'm fixin' to cum!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 15, 2022 3:06 AM |
Touch my weiner, Jed
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 15, 2022 3:52 AM |
I told Buford not to bring that damn hound dog to that 3 way I set up wth that Grindr boy
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 15, 2022 4:03 AM |
Butcher Holler has the best cruising scene!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 15, 2022 4:09 AM |
"Daddy, duz this dick up my dirty basket make me look fat?"
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 15, 2022 12:36 PM |
"Daddy does it hurt?" "Not me it don't now bend over son"
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 15, 2022 2:37 PM |
Gertrude, I love what you have down with your double wide !!! It's so open and light-filled!!! I love the placement of that new flat panel TV you got from WalMart wih you SSI check !! Right on top of your old Zenith console very eye-catching!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 15, 2022 6:08 PM |
Let's have ourselves a roll in the hay.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 15, 2022 6:15 PM |
I working on getting me a sugar daddy. That's right, someone with a double-wide!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 15, 2022 6:18 PM |
.........
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 17, 2022 4:59 AM |
Just stick the tip in, Jim Bob!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 18, 2022 1:07 AM |
Jethro, just spit on the end of it!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 18, 2022 3:00 AM |
"Jack Nasty.."
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 18, 2022 3:01 AM |
"Aw shucks!"
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