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I had another fucking nightmare date

I went to dinner with a new guy. We get to the end of the meal and I’m having another glass of wine. I told him I’d love to have another date. He got this dumbass sheepish look on his face that is all too familiar and said “Well, I think I just want to be friends.” I stood up and told him “I have enough friends.” I pitched the wine at him and told him to pay the bill, and then I stormed out and went to the gay bar.

I had a boilermaker and went up to guy after guy whispering that I wasn’t wearing any underwear until I finally got one to go into the bathroom with me. At least I got someone to fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 57January 13, 2022 6:23 PM

Did you throw your scarf over your shoulder before you stormed off?

by Anonymousreply 1January 10, 2022 8:29 AM

[quote]whispering that I wasn’t wearing any underwear

What a chick thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 2January 10, 2022 8:30 AM

[quote]I just want someone who likes me. That’s it.

Good luck with that.

by Anonymousreply 3January 10, 2022 8:32 AM

I wish he had been honest and said, "I'm sorry but you're a little too effeminate for me. You didn't sound like that on the phone. And that photo with the flannel shirt and beard scruff is apparently the best one you ever took (10 years ago). But I wish you well on your search. Peace".

by Anonymousreply 4January 10, 2022 8:40 AM

Of course you had a nightmare date, honey. You were on it.

by Anonymousreply 5January 10, 2022 8:42 AM

[quote] Did you throw your scarf over your shoulder before you stormed off?

No, but I’d like to throw a lead pipe at your head.

by Anonymousreply 6January 10, 2022 8:45 AM

[quote] I wish he had been honest and said, "I'm sorry but you're a little too effeminate for me.

I wish I’d followed him home and set his house on fire.

by Anonymousreply 7January 10, 2022 8:46 AM

[quote] Of course you had a nightmare date, honey. You were on it.

Bitch, you haven’t seen a nightmare yet and neither has that stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 8January 10, 2022 8:48 AM

[quote]I had another fucking nightmare date

[quote]I told him I’d love to have another date

OP? Seems like YOU had a good date you moron. You literally asked for another in this fictional scenario.

On the other hand, not only did the other guy not have a good time, his crap date threw a drink on him for being polite.

by Anonymousreply 9January 10, 2022 8:55 AM

Another DL Fiction thread...

by Anonymousreply 10January 10, 2022 8:57 AM

[quote]whispering that I wasn’t wearing any underwear

GUUUUURL!

by Anonymousreply 11January 10, 2022 9:02 AM

[quote]No, but I’d like to throw a lead pipe at your head.

[quote]I wish I’d followed him home and set his house on fire.

[quote]He got this dumbass sheepish look on his face that is all too familiar and said “Well, I think I just want to be friends.”

And ran for his life. Nothing dumbass about this guy.

by Anonymousreply 12January 10, 2022 9:06 AM

I guess you were fucked twice that night OP.

by Anonymousreply 13January 10, 2022 9:09 AM

A lovely work of fiction

by Anonymousreply 14January 10, 2022 9:13 AM

At least during the main course he didn't go into explicit detail about his colostomy bag and then try to pants you after dessert, OP.

by Anonymousreply 15January 10, 2022 9:22 AM

Another?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 16January 10, 2022 9:26 AM

OP is super ninny, angry bottom extraordinaire Chris Colfer.

by Anonymousreply 17January 10, 2022 9:37 AM

I haven't heard the word ninny in a very long time. I like it.

by Anonymousreply 18January 10, 2022 9:49 AM

[quote]and told him “I have enough friends.”

this I doubted.

by Anonymousreply 19January 10, 2022 9:52 AM

R19 He was probably talking about his cats.

by Anonymousreply 20January 10, 2022 10:02 AM

Psycho OP, you probably put this guy off online dates for life. If you were straight, you'd probably be a rapist.

by Anonymousreply 21January 10, 2022 10:08 AM

Everyone went home with what they wanted. I'd say it was a pretty successful evening

by Anonymousreply 22January 10, 2022 10:21 AM

Pedestrian EST

by Anonymousreply 23January 10, 2022 10:23 AM

I would have been glad to have another friend.

by Anonymousreply 24January 10, 2022 10:41 AM

0/10.

by Anonymousreply 25January 10, 2022 10:46 AM

Sure honey.

by Anonymousreply 26January 10, 2022 11:01 AM

Sounds like he dodged a bullet

by Anonymousreply 27January 10, 2022 11:06 AM

I don't understand what's a nightmare about it. You said you enjoyed it so much that you wanted to repeat it. The guy you had the date with even tried to be polite. He didn't even say he never wanted to see you again. Don't be angry at people being frank with you and treating you like an adult.

by Anonymousreply 28January 10, 2022 11:07 AM

OP, why are you going through all this trouble of wine and dine when you just want to fuck?

by Anonymousreply 29January 10, 2022 11:25 AM

Wasn’t this the plot of an old Katherine Hepburn movie?

by Anonymousreply 30January 10, 2022 11:35 AM

[quote]Wasn’t this the plot of an old Katherine Hepburn movie?

Yes, but in the movie, when K.W. throws the wine in Spencer Tracy's face, he becomes suddenly attracted and engages in a passionate kiss with K.H.

by Anonymousreply 31January 10, 2022 1:31 PM

What’s it like living in an Almodovar movie?

by Anonymousreply 32January 10, 2022 1:38 PM

Please tell me you didn’t pair the sheepish man with a white tossing wine.

by Anonymousreply 33January 10, 2022 1:48 PM

Miss OP was even prepared to give her date the key to her cock cage. That's how good she thought the date was.

by Anonymousreply 34January 10, 2022 6:21 PM

Wow.

There are some posters on this thread who are so smart they've figured out that this didn't really happen.

Sometimes Datalounge seems to be composed of 15 year olds who've never actually been out in public before.

by Anonymousreply 35January 10, 2022 6:41 PM

[quote] There are some posters on this thread who are so smart they've figured out that this didn't really happen

Doesn’t really matter. Its either an EST, presenting a scenario of someone who doesn’t know how to act in public, or its a real story of someone who doesn’t know how to act in in public. Our responses aren’t going to be too different.

by Anonymousreply 36January 10, 2022 11:00 PM

The mental illness runs strong in this one.

by Anonymousreply 37January 10, 2022 11:03 PM

Ninny OP, next time whisper "I'm wearing crotchless panties" - be a real woman and expose only the necessary hole, hiding the nasty bits.

by Anonymousreply 38January 10, 2022 11:18 PM

At least it wasn't acid..

by Anonymousreply 39January 10, 2022 11:29 PM

Anyone with even an autistic level of dating experience would know never to embark upon dinner for a first date. Lunch or, better yet, coffee is the best way to test the grounds. In broad daylight, which gives you more to see accurately and better avenues for departure if things are not mutually electric.

P.S. Your creative writing efforts are as lame as a eunuch's dick! Try retail.

by Anonymousreply 40January 10, 2022 11:43 PM

Well at least you weren't a big ole Queen about it. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 41January 11, 2022 12:18 AM

If OP was an animal, I’d pay the vet extra to put the beast out if its misery. Well, out of OUR misery is nearer the truth.

OP, you’re a hysteric, unamusing cunt. Really.

by Anonymousreply 42January 11, 2022 11:43 AM

i can't believe anyone on this thread could take this seriously. Nothing adds up. People don't throw drinks at each other or fuck random strangers in restaurant bathrooms. this sounds like it was written by a 70 year old.

by Anonymousreply 43January 11, 2022 12:34 PM

I can't imagine why you're having such a hard time, OP. You seem like a real catch.

by Anonymousreply 44January 11, 2022 12:43 PM

1/10

by Anonymousreply 45January 11, 2022 1:01 PM

R43 plus the notion at R2 that a woman would ever approach strange men and divulge that she wasn’t wearing panties. Women do not do that unless they’re out of their mind drunk or drugged. They’re socialised not to do that for safety reasons.

by Anonymousreply 46January 11, 2022 1:06 PM

You sound like a psycho, he dodged a bullet!

by Anonymousreply 47January 11, 2022 3:04 PM

Did you pick your wig out of the toilet, wrap a scarf around your head and march out the way you came in?

I smell unfuckable.

by Anonymousreply 48January 11, 2022 3:12 PM

Why did you have three glasses of wine on a first date?

by Anonymousreply 49January 11, 2022 3:20 PM

OP _is_ the nightmare date.

by Anonymousreply 50January 11, 2022 3:26 PM

Let's face it, you didn't STORM off, you FLOUNCED off, we all know you FLOUNCED, admit it.

by Anonymousreply 51January 11, 2022 3:32 PM

"P.S. Your creative writing efforts are as lame as a eunuch's dick! Try retail."

Why does Datalounge have so many retired schoolmarms?

by Anonymousreply 52January 11, 2022 3:57 PM

Yes, he flounced out, r51. OP was a blur of glitter and chiffon.

by Anonymousreply 53January 11, 2022 8:24 PM

[quote] People don't throw drinks at each other or fuck random strangers in restaurant bathrooms

We obviously move in different social circles!😏

by Anonymousreply 54January 11, 2022 10:26 PM

Only a whore would not wear panties on her first date.

by Anonymousreply 55January 12, 2022 9:06 PM

I believed you right up until you claimed to throw wine on him

by Anonymousreply 56January 13, 2022 6:21 PM

I hope he sends you his dry cleaning bill for the wine stains, and the bill for your half of the check.

by Anonymousreply 57January 13, 2022 6:23 PM
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