I had another fucking nightmare date

Did you throw your scarf over your shoulder before you stormed off?

[quote]whispering that I wasn’t wearing any underwear

What a chick thing to do.

[quote]I just want someone who likes me. That’s it.

Good luck with that.

I wish he had been honest and said, "I'm sorry but you're a little too effeminate for me. You didn't sound like that on the phone. And that photo with the flannel shirt and beard scruff is apparently the best one you ever took (10 years ago). But I wish you well on your search. Peace".

Of course you had a nightmare date, honey. You were on it.

[quote] Did you throw your scarf over your shoulder before you stormed off?

No, but I’d like to throw a lead pipe at your head.

[quote] I wish he had been honest and said, "I'm sorry but you're a little too effeminate for me.

I wish I’d followed him home and set his house on fire.

[quote] Of course you had a nightmare date, honey. You were on it.

Bitch, you haven’t seen a nightmare yet and neither has that stupid cunt.

[quote]I had another fucking nightmare date

[quote]I told him I’d love to have another date

OP? Seems like YOU had a good date you moron. You literally asked for another in this fictional scenario.

On the other hand, not only did the other guy not have a good time, his crap date threw a drink on him for being polite.

Another DL Fiction thread...

[quote]whispering that I wasn’t wearing any underwear

GUUUUURL!

[quote]No, but I’d like to throw a lead pipe at your head.

[quote]I wish I’d followed him home and set his house on fire.

[quote]He got this dumbass sheepish look on his face that is all too familiar and said “Well, I think I just want to be friends.”

And ran for his life. Nothing dumbass about this guy.

I guess you were fucked twice that night OP.

A lovely work of fiction

At least during the main course he didn't go into explicit detail about his colostomy bag and then try to pants you after dessert, OP.

Another?

OP is super ninny, angry bottom extraordinaire Chris Colfer.

I haven't heard the word ninny in a very long time. I like it.

[quote]and told him “I have enough friends.”

this I doubted.

R19 He was probably talking about his cats.

Psycho OP, you probably put this guy off online dates for life. If you were straight, you'd probably be a rapist.

Everyone went home with what they wanted. I'd say it was a pretty successful evening

Pedestrian EST

I would have been glad to have another friend.

0/10.

Sure honey.

Sounds like he dodged a bullet

I don't understand what's a nightmare about it. You said you enjoyed it so much that you wanted to repeat it. The guy you had the date with even tried to be polite. He didn't even say he never wanted to see you again. Don't be angry at people being frank with you and treating you like an adult.

OP, why are you going through all this trouble of wine and dine when you just want to fuck?

Wasn’t this the plot of an old Katherine Hepburn movie?

[quote]Wasn’t this the plot of an old Katherine Hepburn movie?

Yes, but in the movie, when K.W. throws the wine in Spencer Tracy's face, he becomes suddenly attracted and engages in a passionate kiss with K.H.

What’s it like living in an Almodovar movie?

Please tell me you didn’t pair the sheepish man with a white tossing wine.

Miss OP was even prepared to give her date the key to her cock cage. That's how good she thought the date was.

Wow.

There are some posters on this thread who are so smart they've figured out that this didn't really happen.

Sometimes Datalounge seems to be composed of 15 year olds who've never actually been out in public before.

[quote] There are some posters on this thread who are so smart they've figured out that this didn't really happen

Doesn’t really matter. Its either an EST, presenting a scenario of someone who doesn’t know how to act in public, or its a real story of someone who doesn’t know how to act in in public. Our responses aren’t going to be too different.

The mental illness runs strong in this one.

Ninny OP, next time whisper "I'm wearing crotchless panties" - be a real woman and expose only the necessary hole, hiding the nasty bits.

At least it wasn't acid..

Anyone with even an autistic level of dating experience would know never to embark upon dinner for a first date. Lunch or, better yet, coffee is the best way to test the grounds. In broad daylight, which gives you more to see accurately and better avenues for departure if things are not mutually electric.

P.S. Your creative writing efforts are as lame as a eunuch's dick! Try retail.

Well at least you weren't a big ole Queen about it. 🙄

If OP was an animal, I’d pay the vet extra to put the beast out if its misery. Well, out of OUR misery is nearer the truth.

OP, you’re a hysteric, unamusing cunt. Really.

i can't believe anyone on this thread could take this seriously. Nothing adds up. People don't throw drinks at each other or fuck random strangers in restaurant bathrooms. this sounds like it was written by a 70 year old.

I can't imagine why you're having such a hard time, OP. You seem like a real catch.

1/10

R43 plus the notion at R2 that a woman would ever approach strange men and divulge that she wasn’t wearing panties. Women do not do that unless they’re out of their mind drunk or drugged. They’re socialised not to do that for safety reasons.

You sound like a psycho, he dodged a bullet!

Did you pick your wig out of the toilet, wrap a scarf around your head and march out the way you came in?

I smell unfuckable.

Why did you have three glasses of wine on a first date?

OP _is_ the nightmare date.

Let's face it, you didn't STORM off, you FLOUNCED off, we all know you FLOUNCED, admit it.

"P.S. Your creative writing efforts are as lame as a eunuch's dick! Try retail."

Why does Datalounge have so many retired schoolmarms?

Yes, he flounced out, r51. OP was a blur of glitter and chiffon.

[quote] People don't throw drinks at each other or fuck random strangers in restaurant bathrooms

We obviously move in different social circles!😏

Only a whore would not wear panties on her first date.

I believed you right up until you claimed to throw wine on him

I hope he sends you his dry cleaning bill for the wine stains, and the bill for your half of the check.