SUMMER HOUSE on BRAVO is back

I never watched but caught some reruns. I know its probably been discussed but Carl's ass is the clearly the star of this show. Goddamn he has the fattest ass ever 😛

I couldn’t even make it through the entire first episode of this crap. I never watch this one.

Hetero hunties in heat in the Hamptons goes on for decades. There is no age limit.

I only watch to see Carl in his undies.

Carl's huge ass 2nd from left

Thoughts on the new cast members ? And more importantly, the Italian guy’s VERY large bulge in a walk on roll in the premier!!!! I,

The Italian guy oddly unsexy to me but he does have a massive bulge

Craig looks rough...he is knock kneed too

Who's on the DL on the show? For one, Alec isn't into Ciara. His interactions with her are just forced and fake. Juicy booty Carl is not into Lindsey. Those pics and body language are giving gay bestie.

I think Luke is the gay one

Don’t gay men usually marry butch dominant types like Lindsay?

A blind item said Kyle was having suicidal thoughts after filming, poor guy.

Did Carl show his juicy booty tonight? Andrea and Alec give me bi vibes.

Andrea Denver stupid name I bet the his given was much better

Most of these dudes give off a bi vibe.

More pics of Carl's booty pls, TIA!

I keep seeing articles pushing Carl and Lindsey as a couple. They seem very passionless to me. What's the real story?

Is Luke dating or "dating" Mya?

Luke is gay

R19, are you sure?

Austen might be the only truly straight guy on that show lol.

Is Kyle and Amanda's wedding tonight?

No^^^ Lindsay’s look wonky

I get dyke vibes from Lindsay.

R23 Her tits

Who is Lexi and why the hell did she and Andrea break up? He was torn up about it tonight.

Loved it when drunk Austen slapped Kyle on that ass and remarked TWICE - "That is a tight ass!" LOL

These kinds of shows are for retards who enjoy people fake arguing for an hour. Pass.

Why does Carl always have "buddy" chemistry with his dates? He never seems like he wants to be more than friends. Even with LIndsey they give off good friends energy rather than couple vibes.

Linds is a major ho

Carl has lots of chemistry with Kyle.

I think you mean Austen^^^

Kyle is gross. He's like a facsimile of a actual human male dreamt up by a trans aliens race.

All of those guys minus Austen have homoerotic energy and potential.

I would love to smothered by Carl big bubble ass. I think he might have some Latino or Eastern European in his lineage.

Kyle likes getting sloppy drunk too much but he is a handsome guy. I think his marriage might end up like Tom and Katies from Vanderpump Rules.

Austen said about Kyle that is a tight ass

Carl was pretty much outed by the former gay roommate in season 1 or 2. He admitted you getting a bj from another guy but said he’s straight except he pings off the charts. Lindsey is the perfect beard so they’ll probably get married.

So LIndsey is bi?

HE’S IN THE SUMMAH HOUSE!

Repeat hundreds of times.

Alec and his tight muscle booty is back. What's the deal with Andrea? He has had what, 4 crying jags since he broke up with Lexi.

That scene where Luke was stretching Kyle out on the bed looked like the beginning of a gay porn.

.,.,

Who is closeted on this show?

r28 I only watch this show to look at the fine mens, do not care at all about what's actually happening between the cast members! and like r35 I am mesmerized by Carl's ass which should have its own ZIP code

I'm too distracted by the satellite dishes on either side of Carl's head to notice his ass.

Alec is gay

Lindsey is bearding for Carl, Luke and Andrea gives off gay/bi vibes and Kyle seems like he would be down if he wasn't getting married to Amanda.

Luke is never with anyone

Kyle and Amanda should NOT get married, but they are yet another couple that will because of the show.

This, too shall end in tears and divorce.

I think Kyle is 39 so he has to get married if he wants children....Loverboy ain't paying the bills

Has anyone tried Loverboy? One of my local liquor stores was selling it so I bought a pack for my sister and I to try. It was so awful we didn't finish the can we shared and the rest went down the train. I can't remember which one we tried but it sucked! No wonder the women drink rose when they're together.

[quote] I think Luke is the gay one

I was just about to say that R46.

I don't believe for one second that he's straight.

But even if he's gay, he's still boring as hell. The show edited him out of many scenes because he's so boring.

Why not ax the girls and just make this a sausage party, dl show? I'd watch.

Did anyone watch last night's Reunion Part 1? Poor Carl, having to sit there and listen to everyone talk about Lindsay and her hook-ups. I hope he ties a rope around his waist and ties it to some thing heavy so he doesn't get swallowed by her enormous vagina!

Will Carl come out now that the bearded engagement with the butch is over?

Where is the Craig impregnated another woman story coming from?

Sorry meant Carl, lol