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SUMMER HOUSE on BRAVO is back

Aren’t they all a bit long in the tooth to keep behaving like teenagers?

by Anonymousreply 54May 10, 2022 6:09 PM

I never watched but caught some reruns. I know its probably been discussed but Carl's ass is the clearly the star of this show. Goddamn he has the fattest ass ever 😛

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 3:05 PM

I couldn’t even make it through the entire first episode of this crap. I never watch this one.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 5:50 PM

Hetero hunties in heat in the Hamptons goes on for decades. There is no age limit.

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 6:14 PM

I only watch to see Carl in his undies.

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2022 12:31 AM

Carl's huge ass 2nd from left

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by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2022 2:13 AM

Thoughts on the new cast members ? And more importantly, the Italian guy’s VERY large bulge in a walk on roll in the premier!!!! I,

by Anonymousreply 6January 21, 2022 10:02 PM

The Italian guy oddly unsexy to me but he does have a massive bulge

by Anonymousreply 7January 30, 2022 8:26 PM

Craig looks rough...he is knock kneed too

by Anonymousreply 8February 3, 2022 10:08 PM

Who's on the DL on the show? For one, Alec isn't into Ciara. His interactions with her are just forced and fake. Juicy booty Carl is not into Lindsey. Those pics and body language are giving gay bestie.

by Anonymousreply 9March 5, 2022 2:59 PM

I think Luke is the gay one

by Anonymousreply 10March 5, 2022 3:03 PM

Don’t gay men usually marry butch dominant types like Lindsay?

by Anonymousreply 11March 5, 2022 3:24 PM

A blind item said Kyle was having suicidal thoughts after filming, poor guy.

by Anonymousreply 12March 5, 2022 8:49 PM

Did Carl show his juicy booty tonight? Andrea and Alec give me bi vibes.

by Anonymousreply 13March 8, 2022 5:47 AM

Andrea Denver stupid name I bet the his given was much better

by Anonymousreply 14March 10, 2022 11:15 AM

Most of these dudes give off a bi vibe.

by Anonymousreply 15March 11, 2022 11:28 PM

More pics of Carl's booty pls, TIA!

by Anonymousreply 16March 12, 2022 12:12 AM

I keep seeing articles pushing Carl and Lindsey as a couple. They seem very passionless to me. What's the real story?

by Anonymousreply 17March 12, 2022 7:08 PM

Is Luke dating or "dating" Mya?

by Anonymousreply 18March 13, 2022 12:17 AM

Luke is gay

by Anonymousreply 19March 13, 2022 7:06 PM

R19, are you sure?

by Anonymousreply 20March 13, 2022 9:38 PM

Austen might be the only truly straight guy on that show lol.

by Anonymousreply 21March 14, 2022 4:14 AM

Is Kyle and Amanda's wedding tonight?

by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2022 12:14 AM

No^^^ Lindsay’s look wonky

by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2022 9:28 PM

I get dyke vibes from Lindsay.

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2022 11:50 PM

R23 Her tits

by Anonymousreply 25March 16, 2022 2:30 PM

Who is Lexi and why the hell did she and Andrea break up? He was torn up about it tonight.

by Anonymousreply 26March 29, 2022 5:42 AM

Loved it when drunk Austen slapped Kyle on that ass and remarked TWICE - "That is a tight ass!" LOL

by Anonymousreply 27March 29, 2022 5:43 AM

These kinds of shows are for retards who enjoy people fake arguing for an hour. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 28March 29, 2022 7:09 AM

Why does Carl always have "buddy" chemistry with his dates? He never seems like he wants to be more than friends. Even with LIndsey they give off good friends energy rather than couple vibes.

by Anonymousreply 29March 29, 2022 6:24 PM

Linds is a major ho

by Anonymousreply 30March 29, 2022 9:11 PM

Carl has lots of chemistry with Kyle.

by Anonymousreply 31March 30, 2022 10:53 PM

I think you mean Austen^^^

by Anonymousreply 32March 31, 2022 4:54 PM

Kyle is gross. He's like a facsimile of a actual human male dreamt up by a trans aliens race.

by Anonymousreply 33March 31, 2022 8:31 PM

All of those guys minus Austen have homoerotic energy and potential.

by Anonymousreply 34March 31, 2022 8:55 PM

I would love to smothered by Carl big bubble ass. I think he might have some Latino or Eastern European in his lineage.

by Anonymousreply 35March 31, 2022 9:14 PM

Kyle likes getting sloppy drunk too much but he is a handsome guy. I think his marriage might end up like Tom and Katies from Vanderpump Rules.

by Anonymousreply 36April 1, 2022 2:29 AM

Austen said about Kyle that is a tight ass

by Anonymousreply 37April 1, 2022 11:28 AM

Carl was pretty much outed by the former gay roommate in season 1 or 2. He admitted you getting a bj from another guy but said he’s straight except he pings off the charts. Lindsey is the perfect beard so they’ll probably get married.

by Anonymousreply 38April 1, 2022 1:25 PM

So LIndsey is bi?

by Anonymousreply 39April 2, 2022 2:59 AM

HE’S IN THE SUMMAH HOUSE!

Repeat hundreds of times.

by Anonymousreply 40April 2, 2022 4:34 AM

Alec and his tight muscle booty is back. What's the deal with Andrea? He has had what, 4 crying jags since he broke up with Lexi.

That scene where Luke was stretching Kyle out on the bed looked like the beginning of a gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 41April 13, 2022 7:48 AM

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by Anonymousreply 42April 13, 2022 9:12 AM

Who is closeted on this show?

by Anonymousreply 43April 13, 2022 3:20 PM

r28 I only watch this show to look at the fine mens, do not care at all about what's actually happening between the cast members! and like r35 I am mesmerized by Carl's ass which should have its own ZIP code

by Anonymousreply 44April 13, 2022 10:34 PM

I'm too distracted by the satellite dishes on either side of Carl's head to notice his ass.

by Anonymousreply 45April 13, 2022 10:38 PM

Alec is gay

by Anonymousreply 46April 13, 2022 11:22 PM

Lindsey is bearding for Carl, Luke and Andrea gives off gay/bi vibes and Kyle seems like he would be down if he wasn't getting married to Amanda.

by Anonymousreply 47April 14, 2022 6:10 AM

Luke is never with anyone

by Anonymousreply 48April 14, 2022 11:43 AM

Kyle and Amanda should NOT get married, but they are yet another couple that will because of the show.

This, too shall end in tears and divorce.

by Anonymousreply 49April 14, 2022 12:00 PM

I think Kyle is 39 so he has to get married if he wants children....Loverboy ain't paying the bills

by Anonymousreply 50April 14, 2022 8:54 PM

Has anyone tried Loverboy? One of my local liquor stores was selling it so I bought a pack for my sister and I to try. It was so awful we didn't finish the can we shared and the rest went down the train. I can't remember which one we tried but it sucked! No wonder the women drink rose when they're together.

by Anonymousreply 51April 18, 2022 2:53 PM

[quote] I think Luke is the gay one

I was just about to say that R46.

I don't believe for one second that he's straight.

But even if he's gay, he's still boring as hell. The show edited him out of many scenes because he's so boring.

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by Anonymousreply 52April 26, 2022 5:31 AM

Why not ax the girls and just make this a sausage party, dl show? I'd watch.

by Anonymousreply 53April 27, 2022 1:21 AM

Did anyone watch last night's Reunion Part 1? Poor Carl, having to sit there and listen to everyone talk about Lindsay and her hook-ups. I hope he ties a rope around his waist and ties it to some thing heavy so he doesn't get swallowed by her enormous vagina!

by Anonymousreply 54May 10, 2022 6:09 PM
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