Why is my poop always long and stringy

Because your asshole is...stingy?

Because you touch yourself at night.

OP, what shape, width, and length and texture would you prefer?

hi ya Poopisha

Like a snake?

Another Saturday without a date, OP?

You need to eat more round foods to balance out the long stringy ones.

Are you constipated as well?

Doctor Oz will know!

This is a question for the curious Dr. Oz, rather than DL. Oz knows EVERYTHING about poop.

R9 Beat me to it!

You desperately are in need of a cleanse OP, and probably are deficient in raspberry ketones.

Dr. Oz said that ypur poop dhould make a C for healthy poop, i checked mine the next morning and it had spelled out cat.

Pics?

You may have a growth/tumor in your intestines that’s creating a partial blockage.

[quote]You may have a growth/tumor in your intestines that’s creating a partial blockage

Let's hope she's not long for this world then

LONG AND STRINGY???

You will die soon. Love you though!!!

Not-so-stealth scat thread.

Are you a goldfish, OP?

I always told you that you were a pussy!

Stringy poop is not a good movement. It should be dense, solid, and perfectly coiffed.

⚠️ POOPISHA THREAD ⚠️

OP, you should probably look into it.

I will need more info to help you. Which number on the Bristol Stool chart does it best approximate?

Marlo's was too when she was a teenager.

Here, OP.

Every time you guzzle cum, it sticks to the walls of your intestines and rectum. Over time, the cum lining becomes so thick that your shit becomes string bean like. The only treatment for this affliction is to stretch out the intestines and rectum by taking copious large cocks to your anus. If this affliction continues on without treatment, you will die.

OP, kindly restore the "Stealth" in the "Stealth Scat Thread" concept that is the only thing that gets you off at this sad end-stage of your brain's conversion to pimiento loaf and cockroaches.

OP please post this somewhere else like WebMD or a Crohn’s forum. Nobody wants to hear about your shits.

Scat thread!

It's called REDUNTANT COLON. Drink more water, OP. Drink some And MiraLax once and a while.

Not so stealthy scat thread.

Stop eating dental floss, moron.

These threads are important.

You've got sludge buildup causing your poop pipes to narrow.

OP: We think you're sneaking in a few bags of greasy cheese curls.

Are you a bear OP?

Colon cancer.

Get a colonoscopy ASAP.