Colton Underwood & BF Buy House Together

They have “known”each other 30 days

But they have lain together much longer.

Ok I'm just going to ask the obvious question: since when have bottoms been allowed to own real estate?

Did they actually buy it together? Doubt both their names are on their deed, I'm sure it's Colton's house.

It wasn't that long ago he was trying to live in Colorado, how quickly he fully embraced going Hollywood.

Payment for services rendered. Down payment by partner, Colton has to make the payments.

The Valley? Ew.

It's a matter of public record, we will find out soon enough if both men are on the deed.

[quote] The Valley? Ew.

It's a starter home, R5.

And for a 30 year old, it's not bad at all.

Maybe they wanted something they could pay cash for, they could always upgrade later.

Exactly, R8.

Once you get your foot in the LA real estate door, you're set.

I thought he was just a reality show contestant. What does he do for a living that he could afford such a place?

I had the same question as R10. How does he afford a $3.2M house?

And I'm still living in my one-bedroom condo that I bought myself.

3.2 million is not that much. Where do you all live where that's a lot?

It's not about this being an expensive house by LA standards, hell it's still in the Valley r13. It's about understanding his income streams.

"We bought a house together" = sometimes means = My Rich Boyfriend bought a house and I stay there.............. Colton doesn't have any significant money. Does he even have a job?...Where did they meet? A bathhouse?.....

LINK = Photos of their home...Prepare to be underwhelmed...They paid 3 million for THAT?....ugh

He cleared $400k on the sale of his Colorado home in early December, if he wants to save on taxes he'd hopefully roll that over into a partial down payment. I'm sure Daddy Jordan contributed his fat wad - from all descriptions.

i give it 6 months

this will end in tears

R18 Colton has been public about his domestic and parenthood goals. Very short term. I wouldn't be surprised if he was fat & pregnant before it's all over.

"3.2 million is not that much. Where do you all live where that's a lot? "

Everyplace outside of California

I love the fact that it was listed as a "former celebrity compound" - because Jessica Simpson's father lived there. Wow, I guess that fully explains the price (We know, we know, it's really not that much) and the 50%+ increase in the past 2 years from the previous sale for $2 million even.

Actually, the $1.2 million dollar price increase was after only 13 months. what a deal.

It's his natural over enthusiasm at coming out. An everything all at once desire after the years of denial.

Soon enough he'll settle, realise there are more fish in the sea, and move on.

Real smart to buy a home with someone you’re not married to and have only been with for a few months….

This will be a disaster when it falls apart.

They started fucking last May.

R25 That’s still only 6-7 months.

They will make it work!

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Where did you hear that Colton visits bath houses R28?

I think his claim is that he "secretly visited a spa known for catering to gay clientele", and was then blackmailed by someone who had naked photos of him there - which led to his coming out.

But he's since revealed that he's been hooking up with guys since he was 21 - so there were any number of other opportunities that someone might attempt to out him.

R30....No Police Report. No Proof. Got a Netflix Show for coming out....He was at the Bathhouse and someone undoubtably saw him there and maybe even reached out to him and he probably knew the jig was up... But that blackmail story was bullshit....

[quote] But he's since revealed that he's been hooking up with guys since he was 21 - so there were any number of other opportunities that someone might attempt to out him.

That's incredible.

I can't believe no one tried to out him on "The Bachelor."

Even worse, I can't believe that he actually went through with "The Bachelor," knowing full well that he was into dick. And getting fucked.

This guy sounds like a complete sociopath.

[quote] This guy sounds like a complete sociopath. ........Never trust a crazy pretty person....Trust me...I am one.

I don’t understand why a gay man would stalk his beard. That whole thing makes no sense to me whatsoever.

He’s too Christian for my taste. I like atheists.

Gay Christians seem like idiots. He’s probably going to marry and have kids with this guy and follow God even though God says he’s going to hell!

I want Colton to top me so badly. I've been having these fantasies about me riding him reverse cowboy. He must be such a passionate and giving top. I don't believe for a second that he's a bottom.

Poor R35.

You are going to be sadly disappointed.

Except for baseless claims made here, how do know he's a bottom? I've got a feeling the label "bottom", which in your minds is derogatory, stems from your seething jealousy over his looks and life. God and nature smiled on Colton in ways that eluded you. I get "top" energy from him.

Well the have one thing in common, OP - They both have the bad taste to live in the San Fernando Valley.

"Except for baseless claims made here, how do know he's a bottom?"

Because "BottomDar" is a lot like "GayDar" you can't explain why you know, you just do

^ But, I'd be happy to let him prove me wrong :)

When this relationship falls apart, Colton will have spy cams all through the house. He’s a stalker.

I like that Colton has been able to reconcile his strong religious values with his homosexuality. He is able to live his truth without forfeiting his love and devotion to Jesus or a strong moral center. It's so refreshing to see. Not many gay-identifying men are able to accomplish that, and instead do a 180 and go completely off the rails and turn their back on Jesus and religion.

R37 In his Netflix series Colton has been public about his desire for "Daddies". His bf is rumored to be a skilled top with impressive equipment. Colton in a podcast interview talked about exploring his feminine side, and that his bf says he's the perfect combination of masc & fem. Maybe he's vers.

His parents, as open-minded as they are trying to be about the situation, are probably secretly cringing at the possibility of him being a submissive bottom and exploring his feminine side.

R44 Yes, and cringe away. Carl Nassib, Michael Sam, Esera Tuaolo, other NFL players who've come out are clearly tops - one look at their partners tells you that. I think it's cool that Colton can come out as a submissive bottom, no shame.

Being into daddies is 99% time meaning you like to bottom. It's not rocket science.

On his show, he said the reason he clung onto his male/female relationship was because he knew it would be his last hetero relationship, his last chance at straightness.

I've wondered when he started with guys, but this is the first time (at r30) that I read it was when he was 21.

Link, please...

[quote] It says the home is in the San Fernando Valley district of Los Angeles, California ...

The Valley, where that slut, Brooke Logan, is from.

R48 Call Her Daddy podcast. Says he first hooked up with a guy on his 21st birthday.

Yeah, and he's also stated that he's hooked up with guys, but never had sex with them - whatever the fuck that means.

[quote] The Valley, where that slut, Brooke Logan, is from.

Okay, I'll take your word for it? Along with 1.5 million other people across its 260 square miles.

[quote]Yeah, and he's also stated that he's hooked up with guys, but never had sex with them - whatever the fuck that means.

He's a bottom so that means he sucked them off but didn't het fucked by them.

R53 I guess that was part of his rationalization that he was still a virgin - in the eyes of the Lord. And the Bachelor/Bachelorette producers.

What will happen when they break up and they both want the house even though they aren’t married?

It just occurred to me that Colton and Tommy DiDario would make a stunning A-list gay couple. Colton would be a trade-up from Gio looks-wise and net worth.

"What will happen when they break up and they both want the house even though they aren’t married? "

They'll sell it and split the proceeds like any other two people who own a house together or one will buy the other out. Do you think two people have to be married to own a house together?

Have the DL sleuths been down to the county clerk yet to examine the deed?

Colton is a mental case.

R45 Esera Taualo has dated tops, his current “twink” husband supposedly is a top… but apparently they are both tops and look for bottoms to tag.

[quote]They'll sell it and split the proceeds like any other two people who own a house together or one will buy the other out. Do you think two people have to be married to own a house together?

Yes. They should be.

This is all for show. Colton is as fake as his nose and square jawline.

@r61, "Yes. They should be. "

Are you serious? Why?

The house is not in Colton's name.

^ Probably has no credit

Oh god, another out, proud, hot, and successful gay man that you hate and/or mock. Your seething jealousy is so thick you can cut it with a knife. This board is so fucking predictable, full of fug gay loosers. Seek therapy and/or up your psych med dosages.

LOL - I didn't realize the Underwood was a lesbian who drove a moving truck to their first date.

@r66, Please share what meds you're on, so we don't take those

Proof r64? That's pretty hilarious if this is actually just his boyfriends house and Colton is being the tag along kept boy

His boyfriend is fugly

R66 This butterface is a psycho and a huge phony, using his lying to make profit. All gay men (all people) should hate him.

[quote]Oh god, another out, proud, hot, and successful gay man that you hate and/or mock. Your seething jealousy is so thick you can cut it with a knife. This board is so fucking predictable, full of fug gay loosers. Seek therapy and/or up your psych med dosages.

Colton, honey, I'd hardly call you and "out and proud" gay man, you know, since you went on a reality tv show and proclaimed your burning heterosexual desire to marry the woman of your dreams.

Let's not even mention your frequent denials about being gay while you were basking in your 15-minutes of fame after the show.

Also, cashing in on being a circus side show gay is hardly being successful.

R72 Even if what you say is true, I just don't get all the hate? He seems like a nice guy. Maybe a fake nice guy, but his Netflix series I'm sure has helped a lot of people. In the best way possible? No. But it's done some good.

I hope he and the bf use protection when they screw.

[quote]But it's done some good.

I disagree.

In this era of fame whoring, the message the show actually sends is that a person should make bank from being gay. It also promotes the idea that it's fine to lie about yourself if you eventually come clean - no matter how many people you deceive or hurt (not that I actually think that Bachelor woman was hurt in any way).

Finally, it sends the message that people should be given a pass just because they are gay, no matter what you did. This is false. While not rising remotely to the same level, DL won't forgive Thiel, Mehlman, or cockgobbler Aaron Schock. However, where that line actually is, we can't really say. What we can say is that we do NOT want people testing where that line is.

I'm all for living our "authentic" (barf) life - privately. Once your thrust yourself into the public eye, you ARE held to a higher standard of behavior - or at least should be. Even if society wants to fete this guy for being "brave" or whatever, to quote Jean Luc Picard, "The line must be drawn here. This far. No farther."

And DL is just full of the bitches to draw that line.

where does the boyfriend get all his money? family money?

His boyfriend seems pretty successful r76. He is a political consultant that worked with the campaigns of Kerry, Obama and Clinton and now owns his own firm based on a google.

[QUOTE] based on a google

Just the one, dear ? r77

R76 all of which means absolutely nothing to the overwhelming majority of people who have watched the series.

This won’t end well. We all know it.

^ err R75

"This won’t end well. We all know it. "

You're right and he'll drag us right along through all the ensuing drama. Oh, I can hardly wait

So many seethingly jealous loosers posting in this thread. Why is it only the good looking and wealthy ones you hate? Now lets think about that for a minute.

^ Time for bed, Colton, think about that

[quote] I hope he and the bf use protection when they screw.

Sounds like you know something, R74.

SPILL IT!

R77 = He is living in a paltry 3 million dollar house. How successful can he possibly be? And does Colton even have a job? Colton doesn't exactly look like the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

The “loosers” troll has to be a parody

Does Colton swallow jism?

Is Colton the new Reichen? Reichen, like Colton, was masc and impossibly beautiful. The A-list gays we all want to be.

[quote] The Valley? Ew.

Perfect for his future porn career!

So you bitches are predicting that Colton will eventually do porn? I don't believe it. He is too wholesome and God-loving for that sort of debauchery.

[quote] Does Colton swallow jism?

On both ends.

And since he was 21.

Did ABC sue him for fraud? Claiming to be ‘straight’? lolololol Their vetting process needs an overhaul. As Dorothy Zbornack would observe - Stevie Wonder could see that he’s gay.

Anyone could see he was gay on the Bachelor. He looked like a dear in the headlights when he was on "dates" with the girls.

^ "He looked like a dear in the headlights when he was on "dates" with the girls. "

Probably just bored out of his mind

[quote] He looked like a dear in the headlights

Oh, DEER!

Oh deer

[quote] Does Colton swallow jism?

as a former fatty Colton is very concerned about carbs, but the protein content probably compensates for any that may be present in Jordy's semen.

Here's Colton on his 21st birthday trip to Vegas, at the time he hooked up with a guy for the first time. Maybe it was with one of his buddies.

Is that DL icon, Pete Buttigieg on the right ? r99

ewww kill it with fire r99

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I can't believe "pap stroll" died before "baby bump."

Colton has a baby bump?

He smiles so much it wasn't evident he has scared/pissed resting (butter) face.

You ladies are blind. Colton is gorgeous. He is the poster boy for the perfect bf. He has it all...looks, money, fame, and a good heart. I mean, I'm too fug to live and my body could best be described as amorphous, so he would never date someone like me, but I do recognize that he is the ultimate catch.

He has mental issues.

How do you spend 3 to 4 years of your life doing nothing but talking about yourself? Navigating your "journey". Processing your Truth. Finding your person. It sounds exhausting, and boring as hell. Not uncommon for reality programming types I guess.

I want to have Colton's ass babies. I can just imagine the orgasmic sensation of this beautiful, gorgeous man penetrating me and depositing his superior DNA in my moist, aching hole.

R109 is Chasten Buttigieg.

And you can nurse your butt babies too, since you have such ample tits!

R109 We've been over this. Colton is a self-proclaimed Daddy-loving, fem in the sheets, bottom.

Colton's launching his NFT site in a couple hours. Sure to make him a multi-millionaire. Then he can to buy a new shirt and clean his fingernails.

Coming out Colton, still exploring aspects of his orientation.

Colton. Straight for Pay. Then Gay for Pay. Will his next job be Trans for Pay?

I can't believe he was able to pass for straight for so many years. Purses come flying out of his mouth the second he starts talking.

Wow, I thought the poster above was just being catty about Colton having work done, but the only way someone's jawline changes that much from 21 to 30 is if a surgeon is trimming it away like modeling clay!

[quote]Colton. Straight for Pay. Then Gay for Pay. Will his next job be Trans for Pay?

Jealous?

Who the fuck cares how he acquired that jaw line?!?! Can you imagine that deeply masculine face, rife with features suggesting high testosterone, kissing you and staring at you as he pounds you into oblivion with his hairy cock. I want to ride him cowboy.

Seriously, how did he pass for straight and get on The Batchelor? Was no one in charge of these things watching????

[quote] only way someone's jawline changes that much from 21 to 30 is if a surgeon is trimming it away like modeling clay

I don't know, I thing B.Carlisle's transition from pudgy rocker to bone structure queen was largely natural, at least initially. Facial fat can cover an awful lot. I'm sure you'll disagree.

Good heavens! At least he didn't buy up here in Santa Clarita!

Please tell me Colt is a top. He's good beautiful to be a bottom. That type of male beauty needs to penetrate, not BE penetrated.

There's something fake/off about him, Idk.

[quote] Please tell me Colt is a top. He's good beautiful to be a bottom. That type of male beauty needs to penetrate, not BE penetrated.

Sorry, old cunt.

Miss Colton is a BOTTOM, despite your golden age 1880's ranting/desires.

She takes it up her hole and begs Jordan C. Brown to fuck her hard!!!

R122 This has been discussed. I think the consensus is that he's a submissive bottom. Backed up by his own statements. Disappointing perhaps for some, but also kind of hot.

R116 A childhood photo indicates that his jawline is natural.

Huh, so it is. You don't see many 21 year olds who aren't morbidly obese with enough facial fat to obscure bone structure like that. But the current and elementary school pics match up.

BF just threw a 30th birthday party for Colton, with TONS of pictures on their Instagram

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[quote] He went from happy little bottom gayling to sad frumpy bloated repressed bottom teen.

So after several wrong turns. very public wrong turns, he finally re-found himself. If that's true, maybe he is an inspiration to the confused, the timid, or the repressed. For all that, he seems to be doing fine for himself, no visible scars.

And as gayling he was cute AF.

[quote] seems to be doing fine for himself, no visible scars

He's got a shit ton of rabidly supportive followers on social media, that he can probably dine out on for years, even if he does nothing else.

R130 In middle age (In 5 years) he will revert again to fat, sad and frumpy and Jordan will have a new bottom. Full circle.

Gus, don't you mean bussy or mussy. Colton is all done with pussy for now.

Someone please remind Colton he is gay NOT a lesbian.

Will season 2 of Colton's show be about him guiding the current Bachelor, who also pings to space?

I had a dream last night that Colton was fucking me in the missionary position. He was merciless in his pounding. I had taken an ambien to sleep, thus the vividness of it all. Now I can't stop thinking about anything else all day.

Is that for real, R133?

R137 Yes. Gus has been public about the fact that Colton's biggest psychological gay hurdle was with eating ass, so they had a few a sessions to break him in gently. He's now developed quite a taste for it. He's not so into fucking it once it's loosened up, but more of an oral full-service bottom.

No fucking way, R138.

I don't believe it.

R139 Oh dang, I'll bet nothing gets past you, and your fine-tuned b.s. detector.

Would Colton be open to fingering another guy, or do bottoms not even do that? Asking for a friend.

Colton, a good obedient sub, will do what he's told.

R133 And here Gus demonstrates for Colton the introductory gestures of cock worship.

[Quote] What ever happened to Colton Hayes rich ex?....

Tyler Nixon.

I had heard about six months ago that he was exploring doing porn or an Onlyfans. He didn’t have any money coming in and was getting a bit desperate. Things might have changed since he has a significant other.

He should post some risqué photos. He could get 50000 people a month to pay $20 each and make $1 million a month on Onlyfans

Colton's agent is booking him for lots of gigs.

Up next, he's going to be on CBS' "Beyond the Edge" which is a celebrity version of Survivor.

Also on the show will be Meta World Peace, Paulina Porizkova, Jodi Sweetin, and others.

So he's probably making over $100,000 off of this show.

So many Coltons, so little to actually discuss.

Is he still a Republican? If so, fuck him.

R149 His boyfriend is a hardcore liberal Democratic operative - working on campaigns for Kerry through Clinton. My impression is that Colton is too into himself to have any really strong political beliefs.

His anus is loose.

[quote] His anus is loose.

Especially after he takes my big dick!

Colt is vers. Mascdudebros normally are, with a decided bent toward topping.

R153 Wishing it doesn't make it so. There's no indication of that in his current relationship, to the contrary his partner is well known as a big swinging top.

[quote] Mascdudebros normally are, with a decided bent toward topping.

Just the opposite. Muscle-bound guys are usually bottoms.

[quote] Muscle-bound guys are usually bottoms.

Especially if they also happen to be blessed with a smaller endowment. I've never detected the slight hint of a VPL or even ballsac bulge, in the hundreds of photos and videos of Colton that I've seen. Nothing, believe me I've looked.

Revealing as to character. On their IG stories today, Colton's BF has a clip of refugees in Kiev, with prayers - and a call for corporations to respond to the recent anti-LGBTQ legislation in TX and FL. While Colton has a tiktok of himself shirtless on his Peleton, with audio track about hard work.

Cut Colt some slack. He's just like like a ton of gay guys when they taste the thrill of coming out of the closet...egocentric and narcissistic. Don't you remember when you were like that? In time he will mature out of that mindset, but for now let him enjoy his newfound life. No one deserves it more.

Is that you Jordy?