Born 1989, so 32 yo currently.
Who of you French bitches had him? Sizemeat verificatia? Who wants to bet that he's one of Macron's side pieces?
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Born 1989, so 32 yo currently.
Who of you French bitches had him? Sizemeat verificatia? Who wants to bet that he's one of Macron's side pieces?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 8, 2024 10:11 PM |
Quite handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 5, 2022 2:46 PM |
His hag needs a red lip.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 5, 2022 2:47 PM |
The only thing unattractive is his crooked front tooth. Then again, it's very European in a good way.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 5, 2022 2:47 PM |
He is a mommy fucker
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 5, 2022 2:48 PM |
Yum.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 5, 2022 2:52 PM |
He has an attractive and successful partner. They are classy guys and you aren't getting a piece.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 5, 2022 2:54 PM |
Does anyone else share my belief that in Europe they gays look very... varied? Not like North America where most of them seem to have come off the same factory production line. This guy... if you passed him on the street you wouldn't think gay... though bien que peut-être quand il parle, un sac à main tombe de sa bouche.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 5, 2022 2:54 PM |
Well, at least in OP's pic, he's clutching to his pearls.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 5, 2022 2:56 PM |
Attal is a North African Jewish name, so he presumably comes from that community. They are very successful in France, e.g. Derrida.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 5, 2022 3:04 PM |
[quote]They are very successful in France, e.g. Derrida.
"Successful" is a misnomer. Attal is subject to France's rampant Jew hatred, just like every other Jew in France.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 5, 2022 3:14 PM |
Uncut
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 5, 2022 3:19 PM |
I'd have a glass of wine with him, while I massaged his feet.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 5, 2022 3:25 PM |
[quote]Uncut
Unlikely if Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 5, 2022 3:29 PM |
Can’t he afford Invisiline or Direct Smile Club?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 5, 2022 3:39 PM |
R17: son mari.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 5, 2022 3:47 PM |
Je veux coucher avec lui!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 5, 2022 3:50 PM |
Why is it French men either have big lips or no lips (this guy)?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 5, 2022 3:50 PM |
[quote] [R17]: son mari.
That’s his son? Mari is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 5, 2022 3:53 PM |
His husband. Son is fils.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 5, 2022 3:57 PM |
[quote] Uncut
Not if he's Jewish, hon.
Pay attention.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 5, 2022 4:45 PM |
Louis Garrel is Frenchmen of Jewish heritage(on his mother's side) and he's uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 5, 2022 4:55 PM |
NEVER trust a man with no lips and crooked teeth, SACRE BLEU!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 5, 2022 5:02 PM |
he gives me anonymous PnP orgy vibes
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 5, 2022 5:09 PM |
Yum, it's good to be the President :)
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 5, 2022 6:31 PM |
Very cute
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 5, 2022 6:40 PM |
Ooh la la.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 5, 2022 7:20 PM |
Doesn't he look nice and neat and clean and normal? Heavy sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 5, 2022 7:35 PM |
[quote] That’s his son? Mari is hot.
Sigh… yet another dumb ‘Murican reinforcing the stereotype. You probably thought you were being “open-minded” about him naming his son “Mari”!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 5, 2022 9:15 PM |
You guys are such kidders. That is his lovely wife behind him in OP's photo.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 5, 2022 9:20 PM |
[quote] He gives me major Jared Kushner vibes.
Nah, Kushner looks like he's transitioning half the time. Attal is much better-looking.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 5, 2022 9:44 PM |
Wow, R39.
Those teeth really ARE jacked up.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 5, 2022 9:53 PM |
Mari!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 5, 2022 9:53 PM |
Who’s Mari? The boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 5, 2022 9:59 PM |
His teeth a French-Fine.
As in the UK and Ireland, people in France with too-lovely teeth (meaning artificially perfected) are looked upon with suspicion unless they are selling high-end ass.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 5, 2022 10:00 PM |
Yeah, in Europe too perfect teeth are considered fake and American.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 5, 2022 10:08 PM |
Macron definitely sampled the wares.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 5, 2022 10:34 PM |
If he was American he'd have fake teeth & lip injections.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 5, 2022 10:35 PM |
3some with Trudeau?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 5, 2022 10:36 PM |
Trudeau is gross.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 5, 2022 10:43 PM |
Ugh, he has gay hands!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 5, 2022 10:46 PM |
R5 I hate cookie cutter people. It’s 100% fake. A crooked tooth is unique to him and I love it.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 5, 2022 10:51 PM |
I vish he vass my boyfrint!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 5, 2022 10:57 PM |
Without lips he looks like a puppet.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 5, 2022 11:03 PM |
I'm in love.
Macron Attel and I, let's do it
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 5, 2022 11:16 PM |
*Attal
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 5, 2022 11:17 PM |
Adorable, especially his teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 5, 2022 11:27 PM |
R50 Except jacked up teeth are unhygienic.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 6, 2022 12:31 AM |
[quote]bien que peut-être quand il parle, un sac à main tombe de sa bouche.
Does a "gay voice" sound the same in other languages the way it does in English?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 6, 2022 3:58 AM |
I rather think the posts about ‘son Mari’ were meant to be jokes
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 6, 2022 5:05 AM |
He and his husband are both adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 6, 2022 5:10 AM |
It's only the uneducated fraen that polute this site who didn't get the Mari quip.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 6, 2022 5:47 AM |
He's very soft and handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 6, 2022 5:52 AM |
R14 Jews are only hated by Arabs in France. So to say 'Attal is subject to France's rampant Jew hatred, just like every other Jew in France ' is completely false. Beside, the vast majority of the Jews from Algeria, and not of North Africa, benefited from the protection of France during a decree. The Crémieux decree. During the decolonization of Algeria, for example, they were all able to immigrate to France. The Arabs colonized North Africa as early as the 7th century, but the Jews lived there centuries before them. In France, anti-Semitic acts are mainly due to Arabs. The same goes to homophobic attacks. I know that it doesn't fit to your clichés but that's the reality.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 6, 2022 6:35 AM |
R62, there also seems to be a strain of fundamentalist Catholics in France, however, so I imagine that some antisemitism is coming from them as well.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 6, 2022 6:39 AM |
R63 No, anti-Semitism in France does not come from Catholics anymore. The problem with you all is that you often don't understand anything about France and the French so you compare the French people to Americans. It is not the same culture.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 6, 2022 6:43 AM |
Oh and reading some comment above made me laugh. Americans talking about French teeth while 70% of Americans have their teeth done. The French are not obsessed with surgery/botox/ or having the perfect teeth like you all people. Again not the same culture.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 6, 2022 6:45 AM |
Who is the woman in OPs pic with the hideous Orphan Annie hairdo and yellow teeth? What a style disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 6, 2022 6:54 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 6, 2022 6:59 AM |
[quote]however, so I imagine that some antisemitism is coming from them as well.
The attacks and murders of the Jews in France are by Muslims. Who are now literally getting away with Jew murder.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 6, 2022 7:06 AM |
R67 Brigitte Macron is not The French honey, she is from the bourgeoisie and she is pedophile. Jeez, there are 67 millions of French people, she doesn't represent the people of France. But since you absolutely need to compare the celebrities to the ordinary people, keep your ridiculous cliché. It's crazy how some people who have never set foot in France think they know France via the Internet.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 6, 2022 7:08 AM |
R69 If Brigitte is a pedophile, then her mother- and father-in-law are pimps to a pedophile.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 6, 2022 7:10 AM |
R68 On the DL they don't want to hear about how Muslims hate Jews and gays. Americans have very few Arabs in their country and If i'm not wrong something like not even 2% of Muslims. They dare to compare the North African immigration to the black people at home. For he case you posted, it was an African muslim and the judge let him get away with it saying he smoke weed so he wasn't really himself.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 6, 2022 7:13 AM |
he's nice looking
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 6, 2022 7:15 AM |
R68 But several Jewish associations have taken legal action against the French justice. Including associations in Israel. Europe is gangrened by the violence of the muslim and America which loves to send us muslim refugees does not realize the damage which it caused in Europe. The subject is taboo on the DL because there are many Wokeist and extreme far leftist here. I wonder where the real Dems have gone. They were smarter than what I see now on the DL
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 6, 2022 7:20 AM |
@r69, "[R67] Brigitte Macron is not The French honey,"
... Then Donald Trump is not America, cupcake
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 6, 2022 7:20 AM |
OP Do you know if that is his wife/beard in the background of the photo you posted.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 6, 2022 7:23 AM |
R75 Did i say Trump is reprentative of America??? Are you on something??
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 6, 2022 7:24 AM |
R76 You're really DUMB. He's gay and he lives with Stephane Sejourney, another politician from Macron's team. You seem to be a real asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 6, 2022 7:25 AM |
@r77, No, but you certainly are drunk typing. Brigette Macron is as much French as Donald Trump is American. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean you can strip her of her citizenship
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 6, 2022 7:30 AM |
R75 I've blocked your anus mouth so don't bother answering me, fed up of ignorant trolls on here
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 6, 2022 7:32 AM |
^ You're the problem, you snobby stupid drunk. Perhaps you would do better back on Facebook with the other drunken Fraus
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 6, 2022 7:38 AM |
Macron is a pussy bottom, he must be a friend but not a power top that Macron would need.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 6, 2022 7:57 AM |
^ "Macron is a pussy bottom"
Tell me about it...
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 6, 2022 8:03 AM |
R35, Are you sure that isn't Howard Stern?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 6, 2022 8:21 AM |
VIDEO of Gabriel.....Attal is cute and so is his boyfriend. Both doable. Way hotter than anything we have ever seen come out of South Bend.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 6, 2022 8:37 AM |
VIDEO = Sexy Little Devil....(18:19)...In his office. Jacket off. No tie...No mask....Yummy. He is actually kind of masculine. TOP?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 6, 2022 8:41 AM |
You wouldn't need any lube with this one, because those political types are already so greasy and slippery. In this case, you'd have to strip away the prim exterior first however.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 6, 2022 9:35 AM |
From Wikipedia:
[quote]Attal is openly gay and lives in a civil union with Stéphane Séjourné, a member of the European Parliament for La République En Marche!.[16] He was outed on Twitter by his former class-mate Juan Branco in 2018.
He's only out because he got outed by this guy, a straight former classmate.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 6, 2022 10:02 AM |
Looks like France needs infrastructure assistance. Chaz, pack my bags!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 6, 2022 10:14 AM |
Being able to do long division
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 6, 2022 10:28 AM |
^ oops wrong thread
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 6, 2022 10:28 AM |
This guy is exactly the type of guy I see as Pete's next husband. Someone blatantly handsome. Smart. Ambitious. Goes to the Gym. He has hair....Everything Pete's current wife doesn't have.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 6, 2022 10:38 AM |
Not sexier than Secretary Pete and Chasten.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 6, 2022 10:38 AM |
These guys are far hotter than P n C.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 6, 2022 10:46 AM |
Oui. Oui, j'en prendrais...
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 6, 2022 10:49 AM |
R71 R74 No one will stop you from speaking out against Muslim violence/terror against Jews and gays. As your posts prove.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 6, 2022 10:53 AM |
But they can never be elected to national office in France because unlike the deluded francophiles here, those of us who live here know how macho and homophobic France can be.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 6, 2022 10:54 AM |
The French are far more repulsed by Jews than gays.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 6, 2022 10:58 AM |
@r92, Although Pete needs someone smart to keep up with him, he would never stand for someone smarter or prettier then him
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 6, 2022 11:03 AM |
Gays aren't considered "real men" by a majority of French. There were big demonstrations against gay marriage but Francois Hollande's government forced it through. The machismo of someone like Dominic Strauss-Kahn is what the French respect.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 6, 2022 11:04 AM |
R76 = lazy imbecile. Attal is openly gay with a known partner. CAN YOU NOT READ?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 6, 2022 11:04 AM |
R98, is that why Macron has a Jewish spokesperson (Attal)? Supported a Jewish candidate for mayor of Paris (Agnès Buzyn)? Why France's most famous public intellectual (Bernard-Henri Lévy) is Jewish? The list goes on and on. The French (by which I mean français de souche) may have some antisemitic views but those have been no impediment to Jewish success in France. But, as for the more recent arrivals. . .
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 6, 2022 11:04 AM |
R43 and R44, in France everybody gets their teeth aligned when we are teenagers, sometime before, because when we are adult the medical bill for orthodontie is not very well reimbursed, and it cost a fortune. Don't mixte British teeth and the rest of Europe, thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 6, 2022 11:08 AM |
R102 Why has France turned a blind eye for 40 years while Jews were harrassed, attacked, terrorized, driven from their neighborhoods, cities and very country? THAT'S the reality of France's deplorable attitude toward its Jews. See R68 for more reality.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 6, 2022 11:10 AM |
^ That's a good point. Then again, the French don't seem too bothered by the fact that their own demographic goose is cooked.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 6, 2022 11:15 AM |
R106 As a staunchly Catholic country, France has a long, ancient history of Jew hatred. The French had no qualms about turning their Jews over to the Nazis to be exterminated. Just as they have no qualms about Muslims terrorizing Jews. Again, being a Jew in France is far more reprehensible than being gay.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 6, 2022 11:19 AM |
M Attal is lovely to look at, but I prefer France’s Minister for European Affairs, Clement Beaune.
M. Beaune is also gay, and we are destined to meet and experience an in-person coup de foudre. The only unfortunate impediment confronting us is that it’s an election year in France, and dear Clement’s main tasks are referring to Brits as modern-day slaves and making vague threats to cut off energy supplies to the Channel Islands.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 6, 2022 11:37 AM |
Another cookie, Chaz? Really?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 6, 2022 12:05 PM |
[quote]Ugh, he has gay hands!
No such thing, bigot.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 6, 2022 12:21 PM |
Any relation to actor-director Yvan Attal (unknown in the US, very big deal in France)?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 6, 2022 12:40 PM |
is he clutching his pearls?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 6, 2022 12:44 PM |
Macron sure knows where to find the boys.
Here is cub, Mounir Mahjoubi, who worked for Macron's election campaign, became a junior minister for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 6, 2022 12:53 PM |
Isn't being a friend of Dorothy forbidden in the Jewish religion?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 6, 2022 1:07 PM |
R114 Jews are not a "religion". They are a nation and national identity. Homosexuality is not "forbidden" in Jewish law. Or a crime. Which is why homosexuality is not criminalized in Israel.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 6, 2022 1:18 PM |
R114, even if it were banned, then it's clearly a rule more honoured in the breach.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 6, 2022 1:21 PM |
Lipless.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 6, 2022 1:21 PM |
He's serving me Antonini on Queer Eye.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 6, 2022 1:27 PM |
[Quote]As a staunchly Catholic country, France has a long, ancient history of Jew hatred.
Try living as a Catholic in Israel.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 6, 2022 1:37 PM |
R119 Gosh, I didn't know Catholics (or Protestants, Eastern Orthodox, etc.) were subject to daily harrassment, attacks and terror as they have been in France for the past 1,300 years.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 6, 2022 1:40 PM |
Erratum R120 . . . as JEWS have been in France . . .
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 6, 2022 1:40 PM |
R119 You'd be far more correct to post: Try living as a Catholic (or Jew) in Gaza.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 6, 2022 1:42 PM |
r122 You clearly don't care about Christians in Gaza, apart from exploiting them to make propaganda for the enemy occupier that bombs their homes just like it bombs the homes of their Muslim neighbors:
[quote]“People might think we’re leaving because of Hamas, but no it’s because of ... (Israeli) policies on Gaza,” Jaber Jilder, an official with the Greek Orthodox Church said, referring to the militant group that governs Gaza and is labeled a terrorist organization by the United States and others.
[quote]"Palestinian Christians ... receive no tolerance or mercy from the Israeli occupation. Their land has been confiscated, their houses have been destroyed, and they have been subjected to daily humiliation on checkpoints when they travel," he said. "Same discriminatory measures for everyone. Christians and Muslims."
[quote]That claim of discrimination by both religious groups in Gaza has led to a feeling of unity. During the 2014 war, the Church of St. Porphyrius was opened up by the Christian community as a shelter for hundreds of Muslims. In addition, many Christians said they feel respected under Hamas' rule, and that the militant group regards them as an important religious minority.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 12, 2022 3:20 PM |
All this nonstop talk about Jews on this thread, but in the end Attal isn't even Jewish. He's already made that clear. He's an Orthodox Christian of Slavic origin.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 12, 2022 3:22 PM |
Cute French guys in suits, what's not to like? They're entirely adorable, and welcome to be my house guests anytime here in New Orleans. I'll be their gracious host for Mardi Gras. :-)
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 12, 2022 3:28 PM |
I did R119. It was fine.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 12, 2022 3:47 PM |
He's now on the shortlist to be prime minister. Surely *someone* at DL has slept with him? Everything about him and the partner says "open relationship."
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 8, 2024 9:44 PM |
Come on, French bitches, dish the dirt!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 8, 2024 9:51 PM |
Handsome fucker. You have to wonder at the luck some guys have in the genetic lottery.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 8, 2024 9:57 PM |
He’s government handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 8, 2024 9:59 PM |
OP = stupide américain. Le beau garçon Gabriel a 34 ans.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 8, 2024 10:09 PM |
Oh wait, egg on face. OP's post is 2 years old! L'imbécile c'est moi.
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