Should a man’s nipples be visible underneath his shirt at work?

Duct tape, dear. Problem solved.

Nobody is looking at your nipples, dear.

Of course they should. I love nipples.

We go through this ALL THE TIME

Dataloungers will only accept visible workshirt nippage on ATTRACTIVE STRAIGHT MEN and NO ONE ELSE.

My nipples are impossible to hide.

Absofuckinglutely!!!

There is nothing sexier.

If I have to stare at a womans tits every day, then I can stare at a man's tits every day.

It's only fair.

OP has impertinent nipples.

Tape them down OP.

Are these short-sleeved dress shirts?

Invest in a bra DEAR.

Workin 9 to 5 what a way to make a livin

You can't help but have your nipples showing with the current fashion of tailored shirts.

I define 'tailored shirts' as ones which have 'darts'.

Probably not, no.

OP, you needed a brossiere, asap.

Why even bother covering it up?

Training bra

Can you imagine that this guy actually got his nipples made smaller?

That's MADNESS!

No problem, as long as you look like this

These male tits really turn me on!

Natural nipples, yes. Pierced nipples, no! no! NO!

Yes please.

Yes!!! I want to suckle on moobs!

It happens more frequently this time of year with the chilly, nipply weather we have.

Left the theater And called the doctor For my appointment to buy

Try something like this.

Don't men wear undershirts?

I was about to ask the same thing, R26.

Yes, absolutely.

Is it the color that's visible, or the actual pointage that's pressing through the fabric?

Cut holes where the nipples are.

Make sure to flick them often to keep them pert and pointy.

FFS put on an undershirt.

In reality, such men look their doodads looked at.

An undershirt defeats the point of dry fit. It’s hot and I don’t want to put on more layers.

R28, I googled “Bezos nipples” to see if there was a work pic. And there you have one.

I wear an undershirt, a loose dress shirt, and a sports jacket at work. I work in a highly professional environment in which I have to meet with the public. I don't want to show my nippers.

I'm 65 (look 45) and basically still dress like I'm serving in the Reagan presidency.

^^^ or on Mad Men

I let my nipples pole through the weave of my "dry-fitting" (sic) flesh-colored wool sweaters!

R36 give us a pic of your burrowing nipples "pole through the weave."

Men in business dress and in any workplace outside of a swimming pool, carnival or stroll wear a cotton undershirt, which prevents nipples from protruding where they are not needed.

Very minimal pointage might be acceptable.

Any trace of colorization highly unacceptable.

Band Aids should contain them. Unless you got them pencil eraser ones.

Sure.

Defined pecs, sure. Moobs? No. Just no.

No

Solution?

Become a Mormon and shimmy into the undergarments of yore.

I've never seen Mitt's titties and we've had five children!

I was hoping Jeff Bezos would start a trend with that photo, R28. To think a successful business man would let his areolas show through, he flips conventional wisdom upside down.

It's sexy as hell, even with Jeff Bezos.

I once attended a wedding reception at an outdoor venue with a swimming pool. It's like they were asking everyone to dive in. You know it was going to happen, it was in the cards. Sure enough, it started with a few younger guys, then others joined in. Some amazing nipples were in view through wet shirts. I dived in to get a closer look. It was well worth the wet clothes.

I bought nipple covers for men on Amazon, but I have never tried them yet.

You bitches are such MARYs! Nipples are natural. Why going to such extent to cover them? I wear mostly polo shirts at work. Depending on the cotton those polos are made of, my nipples can show clearly (I have rather big, sensitive nipples btw). I don’t care, and no one has made any comment either. And they’d better not, otherwise I will start pointing out at women with protruding tits!

Stop being fat

Bezos looks really hot at R28.

I'd let him fuck me, even if he wasn't a billionaire.

Nipples shouldn't be visible on men or women or trannies at work. Very unprofessional.

I once had a boss, a weedy, balding man with a mustache, who had a shirt made of a thin synthetic fiber, and no undershirt. When he wore it, you could see his nipples, in color, through it. It was disgusting and put me firmly in the "No, they should not show through" camp

Fat people really do make me laugh

I'd bet he wasn't wearing underwear, R52.

You mean no undershirt? Or nothing at all underneath? {shudder}

If you've got them, flaunt them. Adorn them.

A salesman is told to go jump in a lake. Some salesman will do anything for a sale.

A prime example of nipple shame.

Perky erect nipples are definite assets in hot men in tight shirts...particularly dress shirts.

[quote]Should a man’s nipples be visible underneath his shirt at work?

Of course, you're trying to get ahead aren't you?

What is a 'dry-fit' shirt?

Sounds like you need the Kramer / Costanza invention: The Manzier

So who wears a shirt to work?

If you're hawt

you should even be wearing clothes!

Very inappropriate.

It's a woman's right to show her cleavage in the workplace.

R60 Dri Fit is Nike's name for their looser weave polyester fabric meant to have moisture-wicking and fast drying properties (other brands have similar ones with their own names). It doesn't have the same rigidity as the cotton or blend fabrics typically used in polo shirts, and does drape differently, more like a silk, leaving less to the imagination. I believe Chewy's endorsement is pending.

Oh God, yes!

Can't you use pasties OP?

Visible nipples are a uniform requirement at my place of work

[quote]Should a man’s nipples be visible underneath his shirt at work?

Just the cute ones.

[quote] But I noticed my nipples are visible.

OP - Have you tried buttoning up the shirt?

Why would you choose to wear polyester? It feels awful and looks cheesy.

I've owned high end designer clothes of polyester. Probably still have some around.

I'd have a hard time concentrating on anything else, not that there's anything wrong about that...

Will someone be a doll and post the pic of Andrew Cuomo showing pierced nips under his shirt? TIA.

Rory McIlroy is getting me all hot and bothered. Golf bores me to tears.

If this would happen, I'd push my boss into the pool.

Go to a thrift shop and pick-up a Breast Binder.

If you normally wear a Medium undershirt, wear a Large to prevent your nips from protruding.

Shirts that are thin enough to see through are inappropriate work attire.

I remember a school recess when a downpour suddenly came over us. There was something our teacher needed to respond to in the faraway corner of the school grounds. He came back in completely drenched, and I saw his hairy chest and dark brown, perfectly circular nipples through his wet white shirt. He wasn't particularly good-looking, but he had a great body. I found them fascinating.

I don't think he was aware how easily we could see his chest, maybe he thought it wasn't so bad. He continued to teach that afternoon. From that point forward, I could detect the round outline of his nipples through any light-colored shirt he wore. I'm a little surprised the shirt's transparency didn't wind him up in trouble. Surely other kids must have told their parents about it.

I tend to offer a slight glance of decolletage during normal work hours.

But at happy hour or work holiday parties, I will occasionally offer a quick peak of underboob and a white hot flash of nipple from time to time

If, as a school kid, I saw my teacher's hairy chest and nips I certainly wouldn't have spoken to my parents about it! It would have been a wonderful, secret memory to keep and enjoy through the years, R81.

Wear if you want. But if your nipples draw attention to themselves you may pay a price. Trust me when I tell you this, no one wants to see your nipples at work. No one.

It totally depends on what you do for work. If you're a personal trainer, or something similar, you really need to show off your build. Advertising and all that. And good-looking salesmen should always dress to show their assets. And if you're a lifeguard and I don't see your nipples then what's the point??

Ah, school days, school days, dear-old-golden-rule days! What a delightful memory, r81!

OP purposefully wears nipple-showing sheer shirts at work to distract attention from his assless chaps.

^Those assless chaps won me an HR award for Living Your Most Authentic Self!

HR quickly retracted that award when cctv showed me getting plowed by the CFO in the IT supply room. But those chaps looked FUCKING AWESOME in that video.

Are you hot or not, OP?

Back in the day, I was. R89. But now, I'm late 40s.

One of my seventh grade teachers, fresh out of college, played in a student-teacher basketball game. He wore a tank top which exposed his outer pecs and underarm hair. I was engaged/engorged from that moment on. While he played, his dark brown nipples slid in and out of the confines of the tank top. The buds were sturdy throughout the game. I could barely contain myself. We later heard the principal told him to never let it happen again. Hormones must have been raging all over the gym.

I still remember this clearly and I am getting stiff just thinking about it.

^lick lick

Yes please tits & nips out for the other lads as often as possible

R91 hot!!!!

I thought Dry Fit (or is it Dri-Fit?) was for workout and hiking clothes?

They make polo/golf shirts in that fabric that some might wear in a casual workplace.

Use band aids. Much more gentle than the options these brutes are suggesting.

R91 You’re a trollop!

R85 Any other professions? Or did you spontaneously ejaculate after that last sentence?

R82 Underboob is whorish.

R81 r91 Did you two strumpets attend the same school?

R46 Borderline plausible tale until this: “I dived in to get a closer look.”

R34 “I'm 65 (look 45)”

Of course you do.

R26 You should know better. I’m positive I saw you on line at “It Happened One Night.”