Will Betty White’s funeral be televised?

My guess is "no." Betty doesn't seem like the she was the type of person who would want something like that.

Biden should stop by and say a few words.

Where can I buy tickets?

Elton John is re-working "Candle in the Wind"

"Goodbye, St. Olaf's Rose..."

Please. Let's let the woman have some dignity.

Will Miss Warwick attend?

Will they serve cheesecake?

R6, since her Twitter notoriety has caused a resurgence in her fame she’s raised her funeral directoress fee so high that the budget just won’t allow booking her.

Anyone left from Golden Girls to deliver the eulogy? Anyone?

What about the actress who played the Sunshine cadet who stole Rose's teddy bear, R9? She was on Twitter just the other day talking about how kind Betty was to her on set.

R9

No comment.

All of the golden girls will make an appearance at the end of the funeral service and escort Rose up to Heaven.

[quote]Anyone left from Golden Girls to deliver the eulogy? Anyone?

One word: holograms.

R9, George Clooney and Mario Lopez are still kicking. But yeah, the main cast members are now worm food.

Betty deserves a send off similar to Princess Diana.

She'd want some big dog fest. Betty wasn't a recluse like Doris Day, she was OUT THERE! while she could be.

It will be sponsored by Alpo.

[quote] One word: holograms.

Nobody cares about fortune telling at a time like this!

Unfortunately, Betty has no off-spring to inflate her legacy - true and false - to gargantuan proportions.

Are either of Audrey Hepburn's son's available for this?

One of Ludden's kids lightly tapped the side of her coffin lightly and the contents collapsed into a little dusty pile of ancient nicotine, polyester and gallstone ash.

[quote] Are either of Audrey Hepburn's son's

Oh, dear!

Yeah we need another Omicron super spread event

Lovely letter from a woman who was given a Betty White hairdo at a young age.

The funeral was/is private. Allen Ludden is buried in Wisconsin so presumably she goes next to him.

Wow. I didn’t know that about Allen. I wonder why that is. It’s also kind of surprising that he wasn’t buried in California so Betty could’ve visited him.

Her will stated she only wanted dogs to attend...and that doesn't include bitches like Vicki Lawrence.

Some loon on Facebook posted a pic of Betty and Lucille Ball hugging, saying Betty and Lucy are probably having a ball in heaven! The last thing Betty is going to do is spend heaven time with Lucille Ball. Or Beatrice Arthur.

Hi y’all

[quote]Elton John is re-working "Candle in the Wind"

All the websites had to say was: Betty was found in the nude...

Perhaps a riderless horse pulling the casket ? 🙄

Cause of death: stroke

Isn't St Olaf in Minnesota?

Wow! The same thing happened to me.

Bitch, top my send off!!!