People you want to kill or seriously maim someone for potentially trivial reasons

OP.

People who endanger others because they are used to a convenience and lose their shit because they have to wait an extra five seconds in their vehicle before they get to where they're going.

You're not important. You aren't royalty. You are nothing. You are a speck of dust in the universe. You can fucking WAIT.

I’ve got space for the likes of you OP. You will have goooooood company.

Drivers in cars that ride your bumper thinking you are going slow. Only to get around you and realize its the car in front of you thats going 30 mph. Then you get the satisfaction the other driver is a dumb ass.

People who don't mind their own business and try to put their moral authority on you

People who thing the freeway is for racing their shitty cars

I’ve actually wanted to kill three people in my lifetime, (still frequently play out a scenario for two of them tor shits and giggles) but it was never over anything trivial. A close mate once sympathised saying, “you really haven’t lived if you never fantasised about killing an enemy”. High stakes, high offences, high drama… but over something actually trivial? No.

Drivers who diddly-doo derpy-doo their way down the street way under the speed limit, only to hit the gas when the light turns yellow — sailing through it and leaving me, in the car behind, stuck at the red.

People who type "C^NT$" instead of "cunts." We're allowed to type the actual word here, OP.

[quote] The city has very few left hand turn lights. The yellow light must be used as a way for anyone turning left to do so, which gives, at most, two cars time to get through before the light changes. Those C^NT$ that run the yellow and steal your turn MUST DIE IN A GREASE FIRE.

What are you talking about, OP? The cars / drivers coming from the opposite direction, going straight through the intersection? If you're pulled up in the intersection, waiting to turn left, then you've got to clear out of the intersection (by turning left) at the light change. I would think.

People who stand there like a bump.on a log while the cashier is ringing up their stuff then seem surprised that they actually have to pay for it as they start fumbling around in their purse for their wallet and some cash or cards, with double hate for those who either pay by check or fiddle around counting out coins to get the exact amount.

People who don't pull up far enough to the car in front of them when stopped at a red light and keep inching up little by little.

People who talk on speakerphone on the light rail. We don't all want to hear your conversation, and the person you are talking to probably wouldn't appreciate the whole train hearing about how the guy she was with last night tried to put in in her butt (from a real overheard speakerphone conversation on the light rail.

Kids on those electric scooter boards who think they're playing a game with pedestrians as the targets.

People who write IMDB, Amazon, etc. movie reviews with the word “flawed” in it, such as “entertaining yet ultimately flawed attempt to demonstrate bla bla bla.”

People who need people. They act as though they're the luckiest people in the world.

[quote] Specific to LA: The city has very few left hand turn lights. The yellow light must be used as a way for anyone turning left to do so, which gives, at most, two cars time to get through before the light changes. Those C^NT$ that run the yellow and steal your turn MUST DIE IN A GREASE FIRE.

This isn't specific to LA at all. And it drives me up a fucking wall too. You're waiting for the light to turn yellow so you can make a left turn as it's turning red and a car coming toward you goes barreling through. Assholes. Selfish assholes.

People who bend down the page corners in library books.

People who glare at you when you're manspreading.,

People using an umbrella who don't watch where they're going.

People who have a phone conversation in public by turning on the speaker and then holding the phone horizontally in front of the mouth, rather than vertically mouth-to-ear.

Tell me you're both stupid and rude without mentioning the words stupid and rude.

People who use the ATM as their personal banking hour. Get your money and go!

Doctors who have obscenely long wait times. Appointment at 1 pm and they don't call you back to a room until 330.

People who use those gas-powered leaf blowers, the ones you can hear from two blocks away.

Dipshits who get on airplane with seat 39F on their boarding card and start looking at each and every row beginning at row 1 to see if this is where they need to sit. And then they need to figure out the whole ABC_DEF concept.

People who litter fast food detritus and such. Then get really pissed when you pick it up and hand it back saying, very politely, "Sorry, you dropped this."

People who do not center their vehicles between the painted lines when parking them in public lots and make it difficult for the driver parked next to them to enter their vehicle.

All of us wishing everyone would die is what conjured the Covid. We need to coordinate our wishing and hoping to having people die in chunks.

I hope the tailgaters die on May 22, 2023.

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r9 "either pay by check or fiddle around counting out coins to get the exact amount."

Wow, I get a double! [*beams with merited pride*]

People who loudly engage in performative parenting and then look around with a little half-smile like they're expecting those of us stuck watching the show to drop a few dollar bills in their shopping cart.

"Lark, Wren owns his body. Wren's body is his own. Lark, please make eye contact with papa. I understand that you're experiencing frustration right now, Lark, but stabbing your finger in Wren's eye is a violation of his bodily autonomy. Lark, let's dialogue some self-affirming strategies to deal with our frustrations. Meet papa's eyes please, Lark."

R26 Or more generically, people who won't control their kids in public.

Drivers who flip on their turn signal long before they intend to turn

Drivers who nearly come to a stop before turning (in the absence of a "Stop" sign or red light)

People who type "I DON'T OWN THIS" when uploading copyrighted material, thinking it absolves them of copyright violation.

People who use a foot to press the Walk button. If you think you're going to catch COVID, or syphilis, or whatever from touching it, then use the back of your hand or an elbow. Why subject others to whatever gross shit is on the bottom of your shoe? Seeing this stupid move doesn't make me want to kill, but I do kind of hope they'll lose their balance and fall into traffic.

Also, people who approach the crosswalk, very likely having seen you and everyone on each corner press the Walk button, but decide anyway to repeatedly press it as if it will magically make it change faster. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!...

R29 That's the cousin of the guy who thinks repeatedly pressing the elevator button will make it come faster.

People who don’t pick up their dog’s shit. As a dog owner I particularly loathe this. So gross and it makes responsible dog owners look bad.

Ah, the non-existent edit button -- didn't notice that question mark in the signature line until I posted.

I hate whistlers. Maybe not to the level of kill. My phony neighbors and creepy kids who are mostly rethugs w don’t tread on me flags

I’d like to leave a pile of dogshit at their front door with a flag «  Tread on this » These video cams everywhere take all the fun out of life

I must declare such feelings are not familiar to me. However, betrayals some may call “trivial” can add up to unforgivable offense. I imagine.

R24, Not when there are vehicles already parked on both sides and they park in such a way that one of those drivers is inconvenienced by their thoughtlessness.

Only two cars on a yellow? Come to Chicago and the outlying burbs. About six cars is average at rush hour and the last three cars take up the first couple seconds of the red light too. It's the only way anyone gets anywhere with all that traffic. Everyone knows and understands these rules.

[quote]People who do not put the shopping carts back.

Several years ago I unloaded my cart into the trunk, took the cart back, grabbed a newspaper, went back to my car and some asshole had put their cart right next to my car door. I moved it out of the way so I could get into the car and drop off the paper before I took that second cart back -- the cart corral was maybe 20 feet away, it was ridiculously close -- only to turn around and see an employee taking the cart, glaring at me. I must have had a look on my face because he took that as an invitation to unload on me about what a rude piece of shit I was, and he kept getting more and more worked up to the point that security started slowly walking in our direction.

He finally realized I wasn't going to take the bait and sulked off, but it was at that moment I realized the people who lost their shit over little things like that were a far bigger problem than the assholes they're supposedly so justified in screaming at.

Breeder cunts with prams that look like trucks who stop every two minutes on busy city streets to coo over their fucking brat crotch droppings and attend to their whims. And these cunts always block the entire sidewalk with precious little Chloe on one side, Jeremy on the other, scooters and toys and the monster pram with little beat Madeleine or Dexter in it. These cunts should all have been sterilized before they could reproduce or at least banished to some hick town in Flyoverstan.

People who back into parking spots. We all know who they are.

I remember the first time I was in LA, friends who lived there advising me not to try and make a left any time there was traffic. I thought they were joking but quickly found out otherwise.

This was over 15 years ago, hard to believe that have not remedied that.

People who lie and gaslight me. I had a contractor come over to replace my intercom. He's clearly incompetent and can't do his job. The third arranged meeting he didn't turn up. The next day he put through a card claiming to have turned up the previous day. What a piece of shit human being. And I still do not have a working intercom.

[quote] People who use a foot to press the Walk button.

Do you live in an area with lots of acrobats?

[quote] People who use those gas-powered leaf blowers, the ones you can hear from two blocks away.

This would be the majority of people in the US suburbs. Or at least those in towns where people employ lawn services.

To the point where it became a meme about leaf blowers interrupting Zoom meetings

Several towns are now trying to ban them, so you are not alone in your contempt

People who think highways are some sort of video game and jump from lane to lane at 90 miles an hour, almost causing accidents as other drivers react to a car unexpectedly cutting in front of them.

Slow walkers.

Seek help op

OP is seriously mentally sick and should see psychiatrist at once.

People who think seeing a shrink is the solution to every problem.

I've never seen anyone use their foot to push the "walk" button at a traffic light. You would have to be a Rockette to do that, I think. I hate tailgaters, especially when the traffic in front is moving at a slower pace. I can't go any faster asshole...back the fuck off.

OP is pathologically unhinged and morbidly obese and should kill herself first, even though these are not potentially trivial reason.

Those goddamn “music log” Bluetooth things people strap to their backpacks. These kids with those pants that are really tight on the calves, yet sliding right off their ass. I like having a soundtrack to my life, but I wouldn’t subject innocent civilians to the Bye Bye Birdie soundtrack.

Car horn honkers, especially in the city where there are a lot of pedestrians. The 50 people in close range of your vehicle don’t want to hear your blaring car horn as you lean onto it for 30 seconds, ESPECIALLY if you are behind a line of 20 cars and you have no idea what the hold up is. If there is another vehicle in front of you that appears to have room to move forward or out of your way, then start with a “friendly toot.” Don’t sit on your fucking horn.

Doctors who say "try not to worry. I know it's hard." People might be dying or doomed to a lifetime of suffering and they're supposed to act like everything is okay and not think about it?

I want to seriously Mame my husband, but he refuse to watch!

I want to kill or seriously maim someone for wanting to kill or seriously maim someone for trivial reasons.

[quote] Doctors who have obscenely long wait times. Appointment at 1 pm and they don't call you back to a room until 330.

Even though I didn't complain about the wait, once when I had to wait an extra long time, but not that long, my doctor apologized for the wait but explained that sometimes people have very serious situations that take a lot of extra time and while it was inconvenient for me, it wasn't nearly as inconvenient as having that serious situation.

People on forums who update threads just to post the word "bump" when you think they'll have something meaningful to add.

R56 You should have told your doctor that's what the er is for.

Fraus are the only ones I've seen do this: on Facebook, they comment "following" on a post, rather than just click "follow"

Fucking hate them.

[quote]Breeder cunts with prams that look like trucks who stop every two minutes on busy city streets to coo over their fucking brat crotch droppings and attend to their whims.

One time recently I was in Jackson Heights Queens, and saw a mother who looked sort of lower income to me, pushing her baby around in a very small baby carriage which reminded me of the ones that moms used in the 70's and 80s.

If those carriages were good enough then, why not now? It seems like the real problem is there are too many moms with too much income to spend.

R42/R49, I've seen it numerous times where I live (West Los Angeles) and work (Santa Monica). It doesn't really take a contortionist or a Rockette-style eye-level leg kick, just the ability to lift a knee high enough to get the foot to the button. Surprisingly, only a couple of times has it been a runner doing it while the others have just been average-looking schmoes (with no regard for their fellow pedestrians).

R61 People walk in LA?

That's where he lost me too R62

Pedestrians in LA?

Yelpers, they're a real pack of cunts.

"Whistlers," R33?

People who give a product one star on Amazon because the package arrived damaged. This is not a review of the product!

When I'm waiting to purchase a soda at the movie theater and I have to wait while the piece-of-shit family in front of me orders everything on the goddamn menu. There should be an express cashier for people who only want one thing.

Drivers who use those blinding headlghts.