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In a flyer shared on social media, a Crunch gym asks its members to stop hooking up in its men’s locker room.
Here’s the text of the message, the emphasis of which is theirs: “Attention members: Please DO NOT HAVE SEX in the men’s locker room! You can have sex *literally* anywhere else, just not at Crunch Fitness. Otherwise, your membership will be immediately revoked. Please keep this safe space for all Crunchers.”
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 22, 2022 3:48 PM |
Brought to you buy the same people who do all the "do not masturbate in the showers at our university" notices, no doubt...
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 2, 2022 1:06 AM |
Top comment on the Reddit thread about this:
"So this is the only way to stop credit card payments on your gym membership when you told them to stop."
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 2, 2022 1:10 AM |
What’s the weird images behind it, it looks like an echocardiogram of a fetus? That seems like a strange image to use, especially for gay sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 2, 2022 1:13 AM |
I had sex at the mall because they said I could have sex literally anywhere else, and I got arrested!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 2, 2022 1:16 AM |
Some of our gay Crunch members suck dick like they are literally crunching numbers.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 2, 2022 1:18 AM |
Off topic:
When did the Crunch on 23rd St close? Pandemic related?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 2, 2022 1:32 AM |
R6. Wow. Surprised to hear they closed especially since NYSC on 23rd and 8th shutdown. The Chelsea boys must be freaking out.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 2, 2022 1:39 AM |
The Chelsea Boys have other venues for exercise and entertainment, R7
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 2, 2022 1:44 AM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 22, 2022 2:59 PM |
I didn’t know there were any Crunch gyms still in existence…
They should be happy they’ve got enough members to be having sex there
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 22, 2022 3:14 PM |
Tacky gym
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 22, 2022 3:36 PM |
LITERALLY
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 22, 2022 3:48 PM |
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