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BREAKING: New Covid Strain Discovered

A two-for-one!

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by Anonymousreply 28January 9, 2022 5:32 AM

Flurona? I knew a gal who stripped under that name.

by Anonymousreply 1January 1, 2022 8:45 PM

Thank you OP.

I will be under my bed until further notice.

by Anonymousreply 2January 1, 2022 9:08 PM

lol @ R1.

by Anonymousreply 3January 1, 2022 9:16 PM

Flurona Hit Florida!

by Anonymousreply 4January 1, 2022 9:42 PM

Oh you make my nostrils run, nostrils run.

When you gonna infect my lungs, Flurona?!

by Anonymousreply 5January 1, 2022 9:46 PM

I prefer 'Covenza'.

by Anonymousreply 6January 1, 2022 10:12 PM

Enough already.

by Anonymousreply 7January 1, 2022 10:14 PM

This is so retarded. Covid is the flu. Now more like a cold.

by Anonymousreply 8January 1, 2022 10:23 PM

Such a deal!

by Anonymousreply 9January 1, 2022 10:41 PM

MAGA on aisle R8!

by Anonymousreply 10January 1, 2022 10:44 PM

Well, not really new strain, just double infection which the CDC has already warned could happen.

by Anonymousreply 11January 1, 2022 10:48 PM

Coflu!

Fluvid!

It da VIDEO FLU!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 12January 1, 2022 10:55 PM

There will be a dozen more this year. You should make an OMG PANIC thread for flu strains as well!

by Anonymousreply 13January 1, 2022 10:58 PM

There goes my resolution to stop “eating my feelings”.

There’s always next year. Maybe.

by Anonymousreply 14January 1, 2022 11:57 PM

Slap her, Flurona!

by Anonymousreply 15January 2, 2022 12:03 AM

Muh Muh Muh Myyy Flurona!

Fuck it! Let's all party like it's 1999! Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 16January 2, 2022 1:02 AM

R16 lol I was just thinking about that tune, it's a perfect match!

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by Anonymousreply 17January 2, 2022 1:18 AM

Wasn't Flurona the wisecracking neighbor on Good Times?

by Anonymousreply 18January 2, 2022 1:23 AM

People act like this virus has a textbook that can be referred to.

by Anonymousreply 19January 2, 2022 1:29 AM

No, that was Wilona. Watch it sucka!

by Anonymousreply 20January 2, 2022 3:10 AM

Don't try to talk to me- you don't KNOW me!

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by Anonymousreply 21January 2, 2022 3:41 AM

And here comes DELTACRON.

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by Anonymousreply 22January 9, 2022 3:57 AM

Covfluflu.

by Anonymousreply 23January 9, 2022 4:20 AM

R22 does the bastard have a name yet?

by Anonymousreply 24January 9, 2022 4:22 AM

A lot and I mean A LOT of people are catching that (covid + the flu) in Brazil. It's insane.

by Anonymousreply 25January 9, 2022 4:45 AM
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by Anonymousreply 26January 9, 2022 5:11 AM

There's Mellotron M4000D W

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by Anonymousreply 27January 9, 2022 5:13 AM

I just died laughing r15!!!

by Anonymousreply 28January 9, 2022 5:32 AM
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