University of Maryland BANS Jerking Off In Dorm Showers

I have NEVER heard that spooge clogs pipes.

Can an administrative notice be hot?

Jesus F****ng Christ

Well, it was fun to imagine while it lasted.

R2 University of Maryland is not in the link you provided.

That letter is real!

This “letter” has long ago proven to be fake. I remember a thread about it here years ago where it shown to be debunked.

Who the fuck keeps starting posts lately with a fucking link to some shitty image hosting site? It's been like this for weeks. New troll posting garbage filler on here?

Film at 11:00...

I hope

r7 people wouldn't have to link to "shitty image hosting sites" if the administrator of this site didn't ban link previews to half the websites on the internet, because of you sensitive old ladies who don't like seeing images. If you don't want to see images you should log off the internet and read a book.

Surely semen is soluble! It is easily flushed down the pipes.

Semen doesn't have the consistency of this—

It's more than that r9.

Uh, it wasn’t us. We identify as females.

Haters gonna hate

LOL - you know some random chick decided to post the sign because she wanted to live in a co-ed dorm, but then couldn't handle what that entails.

It's the bloody tampons and sanitary napkins destroying the plumbing

Young men produce a lot of sperm...

Masturbation should be a sacrament for hot male college students

So if you masturbate in your own dorm room as the letter orders, will they let you do chaturbate?

Oh, those kidders!

It never gets old!

I encourage my young neighbor Joel...and his friends

to masturbate freely in my shower

Hmf, well there goes my endowment...

[quote] Advice No.16 Communal showers are not the cleanest places, so you definitely want to have a pair of shower slippers.

I've been appointed as Masturbation Floor Warden in my dorm

and I'm organizing group masturbation parties for select young men in my room

Sad, I'm a Terp, and, back in the day, it was sort of a given that if you wanted to jerk-off, you'd do it in the shower. The gang showers were often shoulder-to-shoulder with a line of guys waiting to get in. We'd often find ourselves finishing ourselves off, and then getting back in line for the next go-round.

Go Cecil Hall!

Apparently some of the male librarians at the university have sent out an email saying this policy has nothing to do with activity in and around the 7th floor men's room at McKelding Library and to consider things BAU there.

I attended a extremely conservative baptist college. The nightly form routine was to turn on all the showers, turn off the lights and stop up the drains which created a shallow pool. It went on every night. It was a prayer meeting.

I'm shocked they're encouraging the students to masturbate, in their own rooms, but still.

[quote] if the administrator of this site didn't ban link previews to half the websites on the internet

Presumably it's a security issue and sites that run-- or don't run-- some script are blocked. People assume this site is run on malice, which is fucking retarded.

A wank a day keeps the mall shooters away, R25.

Wanking clears up the plumbing. That's why I do it.

It's 2022 and people are still falling for this?

Look, it's a biological imperative, like hunger and thirst. You gotta fight for your right to get your Happy on, mah brothas!

[quote] I attended a extremely conservative baptist college. The nightly form routine was to turn on all the showers, turn off the lights and stop up the drains which created a shallow pool. It went on every night. It was a prayer meeting.

Baptisms in sperm water?

"All Hands on Dick"

To implement this policy, the University of Maryland is taking steps to make "Introduction to Masturbation" a core requirement for all incoming students, regardless of major.

With my flexible schedule, I volunteered to be the Ubiquitous Shower Attendant.

[quote] I attended a extremely conservative baptist college.

That tracks.

They’re not big on grammar.

Bless your heart, r25.

Just bless it.

R2, you know we can say fucking here, right?

Well I volunteer to help all those horny undergrads with this problem. There’s no reason for the plumbing to be messed up when there are plenty of good places to deposit.

The University of Maryland should think about adding cum rags to their Dorm Room linen program. The young man featured in the photo looks like he needs to rub one out. He's found something on his laptop and is ready to go.

^ With that smile I'd say he just got back from a nice long shower

Fraternities at UMD, however, encourage jerking and shooting cum everywhere in their Houses

Sigma Nus and Kappa Sigs have the BEST cum!

R22 and R24, I can imagine that (and would have welcomed it in my college career), but I have a hard time believing it. I lived in a fraternity that had gang showers, and if I had gotten caught peeking at any of my brothers I would have gotten the shit beaten out of me.

Are you saying that the young men of your dorms would beat off together in the shower? Shoot their cum in front of each other? Grab each other's cocks? Give each other blow jobs and let others watch?

^ Stop...

R22 here....

It happened, but only in my dreams.

In actuality, I found few guys in my dorm attractive, so to tell the truth, and actual orgy in the gang shower to me would be kind of gross. You'd never want to risk anything but the bottoms of your feet touching anything.