Manspreading 2022

Shaquille.

Big bulge.

I want to sit next to him.

Dorky but hot.

Huge.

I just like this guy.

Who needs clothes?

Ditto.

The first one looks like he's into ballet.

Thin sweatpants, please.

Mesh spread.

Tradie spread.

R7, R8

Yum!

OP’s guy is cute and most likely an amazing bottom. He can spread on my couch any time.

And where is he - Madrid?

I'm not ashamed to admit, but my legs would just snap off if I went with OP's spread.

The guy in op's pic looks very friendly and welcoming :)

"Open For Business"

Where are these guys in real life? I pass dozens of people a day and none of them look remotely like these guys.

"I pass dozens of people a day "

Dozens, huh? Where do you live, Outer Mongolia?

The female equivalents are giving their purse its own seat and/or blocking the aisle by sitting with crossed legs (the pointier the shoe, the more likely to do this appears to be a rule).

The female equivalent is 3 women walking abreast blocking the side walk.

R1 reminds me of that nasty porn whore Flexy Sexy.

I tried looking Flexy up on Twitter but alas I cannot find the rubber hooker.

OP's is the best, hole in presentation mode!

Bump

I want to sniff under the hood of R8’s fat cock

Not sure if the guys in R2 or R6 are man-spreading, but thank you, guys, for posting them. They are beautiful!

My contribution:

Does this count as a proper manspread?

On a "D" train in the New York Subway, a Manspreader was sitting in a two-seat by the door. Woman looked down, and in loud voice said "Are you givin' birth?" When he looked up, she said "Well, close your legs so a lady can sit down?"

[R28]: Love the 2 guys pointing down on the designated team whore.

GIngerspread

[quote] The guy in op's pic looks very friendly and welcoming :) “Open For Business"

Just looking at him I can feel the heat emanating from his hole.

R2 Oh my, that is big package.

R28 is he the designated pass around party bottom?

Y’wot? Oi dunnow what that iz🐣

Oi do stand with moy legs wide in every training session though coz otherwise oi down’t get enough attention from Daddy.

Poolspread

I was a pallbearer at my grandmother's funeral. A country cousin sat next to me and man-spreaded so wide I was twisted with my torso turned.

I finally whispered to him during "He Walks with Me" that if he wasn't trying to get me to suck his dick now that he's aired it all out he should close his legs a little so I didn't bruise my balls.

Apparently he WAS trying to get me to suck his dick, as it turned out.

They're all funny about having a queer cousin who's almost as cute as they are.

Of course, someone has to post photos of guys exposing their cocks, as if that's an everyday occurrence on public transportation.

DL has become so predictable.

I say do it. Women have no problem spreading their fata ss big birthing hips thunder thighs, taking up several seats. Why don't they complain about that? Exactly.

This is just backlash from morbidly obese fat women who take up several seats every time they sit down.

They regularly break fold out chairs at family gatherings, but suddenly it's men's fault.

[quote] "I finally whispered to him during "He Walks with Me"

I believe you mean "In The Garden", R37.

R2. Am I the only one who finds men in scrubs deliriously appealing? The pants always create such interesting bulges.

And visiting us from the DL Tut Tut Police Force is R38.

DL has become so predictable.

Please excuse me as a gay guy for not wanting to sit next to your stinky ripe stank ass pussy and ratchet fat ass. At least Febreeze that shit.

On public transport, I see men all the time who manspread with their big fat cocks and hairy balls casually resting on the filthy subway and bus seats. Yep, all the time.

zzzzzzzzzz

Thick thighs too.

[Quote] guys exposing their cocks, as if that's an everyday occurrence

It isn't?? I could of sworn.

R49 Oh, dear…

exactly how could men have such enormously voluminous junk?

[quote]exactly how could men have such enormously voluminous junk?

MC Hammer pants?

R4 I could use some dork in me.

R47 He wouldn’t even have to ask. He could just point to it and I’d drop to my knees. I love hairless muscly thighs like that.

This was the trigger issue for trumptard male voters in 2016. Hillary was coming for your balls. If that boner killin bitch is elected you'd be forced to sit like a queer and crush you enormous testicles and couldn't load your gun.

Ryan Gosling lookalike.

Rugger spread

Remember 2016 when ball buster Hillary was accused by the right of planning to ban manspreading. This was the psycho talking point of FOX news. All males would be forced to crush their nuts and sit like Bill. Seems mild compared to today.

On the "E" train a spreader in two-seater was approached by a woman who loudly said. "Are givin' birth?" He looked-up. "Then close your legs so a lady can sit down." Passengers laughed.

A true manspread needs to be on public transit.

Or at an airport.

An excellent example here.

Muscle public transit spread

Rugby