Sheena Easton in 2021

I am singing Sugar Walls as we speak…..

Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls.

I think that song has given me an unrealistic picture of female anatomy.

Why do older women always wear leopard prints to signify to the world at large they're still sexual beings? it's so tacky. You can dress attractively without leopard print.

One more facelift and she'll have a goatee.

Her forehead could host a wildebeest migration.

She was a plump little sausage when I saw her at one of Epcot's Food and Wine Festivals.

R6 that was then…..

Prince used to do her. She probably still has nightmares

Prince seemed asexual to me. I never found him sexy.

Now she’s got Yeast Walls.

A triumph of the embalmer’s art.

My sugar walls. Oooh. Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.

My Splenda Walls

She looks so stretched and pulled. Unnatural.

She’s always looked that way, fool.

"Come inside my drywall walls. . .I need the moisture."

Forehead like a flat screen TV

At least now we know there's someone who could play Rebekah Mercer if need be.

Was she photographed through a wool sweater and front-lit by a solar flare?

She's lazy and people don't like to work with her.

So there's that. She must need cash.

As a young gayling I remember seeing a photo of Billy Squier in the music magazine Creem. He had Sheena Easton under one arm and ONJ under the other. The photo caption was something to the effect that Billy conquered the under arm pad problem. Not sure why my brain retains such useless information.

"Why do older women always wear leopard prints to signify to the world at large they're still sexual beings?"

Because cougars don't have prints

For Your Eyes Only

Wrap dress

Three-quarter sleeve

Leopard print

Any one of those things is the 2021 version of old-biddy wear. She managed to combine them in one outfit! She might as well have posed in a cardigan with a cameo clip and bifocals.

i like her dress. she's always had a penchant for leopard print. i can remember seeing pics of her in a leopard print coat in the late 80s. the caption said "fake fur is fun" as Sheena was opposed to the idea of wearing real furs.

I think Sheena Easton is still beautiful in the Op pic.

My baby took the morning train right right out of Sheena Town in 1980, thanks.

And I went with him.

Suck my ass. Morning Train is my least favorite hit from her.

She's still very pretty but goodness that hair color and makeup are so unflattering. I can't even think of what to call this dress.

Publicity!! Arghh!

I do not really like how Sheena keeps her makeup and hair "dark" all of the time and her choices of stage clothing can be crap - i.e. floral dresses. I like the animal prints though. In summary, she sometimes looks very "madame".

Everything about her wretchedly ugly head is just wrong. Huge fucking forehead. Her mouth, nose, and eyes look out of proportion to the size of her face. Fucking ugly witch.

Jeez, r32 acts like Sheena came over and ripped the heads off all of his Barbies or something.

Sure it's not the greatest facelift in the world but her body looks good and her voice sounds excellent.

Stretched her head by about ten inches more like. Her face looks compressed. Squished. It ain't pretty.

Yikes, now that's a fivehead.

She looks great.

i'm listening to sugar walls (the roman version).

Those giant smooth foreheads do nothing to flatter peoples faces ! Character lines would greatly break it up,and just looks better to me.

What a hasbeen!

R29 - Agreed - That harsh hair color and makeup, wow.

And I’m Sheena…

Sorry to be SO late, R28, but nothing here was about you or your wee faves.

And in your self-revealing baseness, were you referring to sucking your huge, ugly, bedsore-riddled, crust-folded, bad-upholstery-mottled-and-lumpy ass?

But it's perfectly silly of me to post this asinine post so long after you probably expired from spontaneous combustion, with all your pills going off like fireworks in the sizzle. RIP.

R43 Wow you really showed R28 - what a witty comeback.

Doesn’t she still look amazing DESPITE HOW FUCKING ANCIENT SHE IS?