I'm Angela Lansbury's sweater tied properly around her neck.
Let's Be an episode of Murder, She Wrote
|by Anonymous||reply 206||April 2, 2023 3:09 AM|
I'm the terrible blonde actress that is the daughter of a washed up 1940's character actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 27, 2021 7:34 PM|
Obviously, I'm the murderer. And everyone (except the bumbling policeman) figured out it was me in the first act.
Formula: the murderer is either Lansbury's oldest friend in the guest cast, or the actor playing that person's immediate family member.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 27, 2021 7:51 PM|
I'm Angela Lansbury shaking my head reproachfully when the killer reveals his motivation.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 27, 2021 8:04 PM|
I'm the obvious gay "straight" character.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 27, 2021 8:10 PM|
I am Jessica's cooking that Seth cannot refuse. How would things ever get done without that apple pie?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 27, 2021 8:13 PM|
I'm Misses Blaine and Luft.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 27, 2021 8:13 PM|
I'm Mendocino Ca., not so cleverly disguised as Cabot Cove.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 27, 2021 8:14 PM|
I'm the light-hearted humor at the end of the episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 27, 2021 8:20 PM|
I'm pastel-colored leisure wear with popped collars, much favored by the wardrobe department.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 27, 2021 8:22 PM|
I'm the piece of bacon William Windom thoughtfully chews right before he says, "MURDER!"
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 27, 2021 8:22 PM|
I'm a niece/nephew. I'm not a killer, but I will be arrested before the hour ends.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 27, 2021 8:26 PM|
I'm my mom telling me who all the old stars were and a little bit of corresponding gossip. As a kid this used to annoy me, but I'd murder she wrote all of you for 15 minutes on the couch again with my mom
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 27, 2021 8:29 PM|
I'm the people Jessica Fletcher kills just to give herself something to do and get the attention she craves while pretending to "solve" the mystery and pin it on someone innocent who once annoyed her by, say, cutting her off in traffic or the supermarket.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 27, 2021 8:31 PM|
“ Let's Be…”
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 27, 2021 8:32 PM|
I'm Betsy Palmer wishing I would have gotten something as good as Murder, She Wrote. Instead I got Friday the 13th Part I and II.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 27, 2021 8:41 PM|
But, Betsy, you had a better ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 27, 2021 8:44 PM|
I'm the out-of-tune piano played at the beginning of the theme song.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 27, 2021 8:48 PM|
I'm Jessica Fletcher's look-a-like British cousin. Angela Lansbury plays me as brassy and bawdy.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 27, 2021 8:49 PM|
I'm the pervading feeling that one has hit the rock bottom as a working actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 27, 2021 8:51 PM|
I'm the tired guest star thinking, "At least on "The Love Boat" I would have gotten a free trip."
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 27, 2021 9:01 PM|
I am actress Madlyn Rhue. I played Ricardo Montalban's love interest in the original Star Trek episode Space Seed. I got MS and could only work in very limited situations. Angela Lansbury created the role of Cabot Cove librarian for me because she heard I was about to lose my SAG medical insurance. She gave me two episodes every season, which kept me eligible for medical insurance.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 27, 2021 9:02 PM|
I'm Jean Simmons, guest starring in season five. I play a fellow crime writer who's known Jessica for years but is surprised to discover she's famous for solving murders.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 27, 2021 11:17 PM|
I’m Dl fave Thom Bierdz, playing 2 different roles a year apart. Ironic that I’m on the show so soon after my brother murdered our mother. Luckily, the plot lines of the show didn’t even come close to reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 27, 2021 11:36 PM|
R21 that was so kind of Angela to do that to look out for her friend/fellow actress that way. I've no idea how close they were but that's a rare kindness you don't often see from celebrities these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 27, 2021 11:45 PM|
I'm the Christmas episode set in Cabot Cove. I have the distinction of being the only episode where no one actually dies!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||December 27, 2021 11:56 PM|
I'm also the 12 fruitless Emmy nominations for Dame Angela
|by Anonymous||reply 26||December 27, 2021 11:57 PM|
I'm Fionnula Flanagan. I plat Jessica's Irish friend/cousin. I pop up in a couple of episodes, playing different characters. Sunny California standing in for not so sunny Ireland.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||December 28, 2021 12:05 AM|
I'm the vertical wattles on Angela's neck casting shadows under the studio soundstage lights on some guest actors' faces here, distorting the view of some furniture set pieces there..
|by Anonymous||reply 28||December 28, 2021 12:58 AM|
I'm the creepy male secretary Jessica hires against her better judgment in one of the earliest episodes. The episode does not end with a cute freeze on Jessica, but one that says, "she's afraid of this guy."
|by Anonymous||reply 29||December 28, 2021 1:43 AM|
I’m Seth. I’m an old fart curmudgeon and can’t be happy about anything except for pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||December 28, 2021 2:05 AM|
I’m Cabot Cove, population 3,560. For over a decade, I was the murder capital of the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||December 28, 2021 2:21 AM|
I’m Midsomer. I’m the murder capital of Europe and not too far from where Jessica vacationed in Ireland.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||December 28, 2021 2:33 AM|
I'm the coroner and I just bought my third yacht.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||December 28, 2021 3:10 AM|
are you stressed at this point in the thread?....... take a moment DL
|by Anonymous||reply 34||December 28, 2021 3:41 AM|
I’m the 274 murders that took place from 1984-1996.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||December 28, 2021 3:43 AM|
I’m the old fashioned manual typewriter in early seasons replaced by the new fangled personal computer in later seasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||December 28, 2021 3:53 AM|
R29 you are from the second episode filmed, I believe! The one that gives us Jessica firing a gun (that springs "BANG") and being pushed down the stairs, both of which are used in the opening credits for YEARS.
YOU are sinister closeup of said creepy (sexy) secretary, who apparently has a thing for (rich) older women..
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 28, 2021 9:01 AM|
I'm the friend who invites Jessica over only to find (yet again) that when she visits a murder occurs.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||December 28, 2021 9:03 AM|
[quote]I’m Dl fave Thom Bierdz, playing 2 different roles a year apart. Ironic that I’m on the show so soon after my brother murdered our mother. Luckily, the plot lines of the show didn’t even come close to reality.
Guest stars appearing as two different characters in quick succession was a common occurrence, R23. Jeff Conway played three different characters, appearing in four episodes all together.
[quote]I'm the creepy male secretary Jessica hires against her better judgment in one of the earliest episodes. The episode does not end with a cute freeze on Jessica, but one that says, "she's afraid of this guy."
Wasn't that episode actually filmed on location( in Seattle), R29. A rare occurrence for Murder, She Wrote.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||December 28, 2021 10:28 AM|
I'm nephew Grady. I'm the one that gave her book to a publisher and got her writing career started yet I was dropped after Season 7 and only came back once in season 11. My poor wife never got to come back.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||December 28, 2021 11:45 AM|
I'm Dale Robertson. I'm the only actor to ask for special billing and when I didn't get it, I went uncredited for my back to back episodes
|by Anonymous||reply 41||December 28, 2021 11:47 AM|
We're the Emmy voters, pretending that we actually watched episodes of MSW, nominating Angie year after year but always voting for Cagney or Lacey to win.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||December 28, 2021 12:04 PM|
I'm Angela Lansbury's envy of the success of Friends and the subsequent Friends parody episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||December 28, 2021 12:12 PM|
I'm the Lansbury/Shaw family. We took over the show in season 9 and destroyed it. We put Angela in her Hillary pantsuits. We started using nobody guest stars. We made Jessica a cold, New Yorker instead of an English teacher from Maine.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||December 28, 2021 12:43 PM|
I'm the Estate of Agatha Christie, carefully looking for copyright infringements....
|by Anonymous||reply 45||December 28, 2021 12:51 PM|
I’m Barnaby Jones, Ben Matlock, Father Dowling and Dr. Mark Sloan. We think JB is a frigid cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||December 28, 2021 1:31 PM|
I'm the Magnum P.I. crossover episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||December 28, 2021 2:16 PM|
I hate you, r47. You're the one episode of MSW I don't have the complete story for.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||December 28, 2021 2:36 PM|
I am the not-so-convincing stand-in for Lansbury in all of her going into buildings scenes in exotic or distant cities. She never left LA, except for the rate episode in Mendocino.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||December 28, 2021 4:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||December 28, 2021 4:49 PM|
I'm the rides Jessica keeps bumming from the local townsfolk, because she refuses to buy a car.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||December 28, 2021 5:10 PM|
I'm the episode where Jessica helps out a dear, old friend.
Narrow THAT down, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||December 29, 2021 12:40 AM|
I’m Caleb pronounced as Kah-lib.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||December 29, 2021 6:12 AM|
[quote]I am the not-so-convincing stand-in for Lansbury in all of her going into buildings scenes in exotic or distant cities. She never left LA, except for the rate episode in Mendocino.
And it seems so cheap when you consider how popular Murder, She Wrote still is.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 29, 2021 9:52 PM|
R49 I think even the Cabot Cove episodes were filmed on the back lot too.
I'm the hasty rewrite of the double episode that closed Season 5, with Jean Simmons as Jessica's nemesis. I originally was written to end the series before they seduced Angela to sign on the dotted line.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 29, 2021 10:07 PM|
R54 Since Angela used her MSW bucks to buy a holiday home in Ireland she could have at least filmed them on location!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 29, 2021 10:09 PM|
I'm 212-124-7199, Jessica's telephone number in her typical-for-TV, unrealistically large, New York apartment. The episode writer tried to be clever and avoid using a 555 exchange, but we all know that exchanges never begin with a 0 or a 1, and it just seemed stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 29, 2021 10:12 PM|
Did Jessica buy or rent her NY apartment?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 29, 2021 10:23 PM|
I am the fans that like Jessica in New York City
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 30, 2021 4:05 PM|
I am the lunch she won’t pay because she has to run!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 30, 2021 6:08 PM|
I'm the maid, when the episode in set in a hotel. Give me any flimsy excuse as to why you don't have a key to the room. I'll let you in, no questions asked.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 30, 2021 6:16 PM|
I'm Seth, trying on Jessica's unmentionables when I'm meant to be watering her plants (she's never home!)
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 30, 2021 8:49 PM|
I'm Jessica's Frequent Flyer Air Miles
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 30, 2021 9:16 PM|
I'm the Cabot Cove sheriff du jour. Somebody has to play the fool...
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 31, 2021 12:47 AM|
[quote]I'm 212-124-7199, Jessica's telephone number in her typical-for-TV, unrealistically large, New York apartment.
I don't think the size was the problem(given Jessica's success and the era). It was the shape. Seriously after all those seasons, that was the best the production designers could come up with?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 31, 2021 6:48 PM|
[quote]Formula: the murderer is either Lansbury's oldest friend in the guest cast, or the actor playing that person's immediate family member.
Actually, that's not true. The murderer was very rarely Jessica's oldest friend, and when they were, it stood out from other episodes.
It's the same with the number of nieces and nephews she had. She really didn't have that many; the actual problem with the show was the very large number of close friends she had in a variety of professions who lived all over the states(and the world). And they were always close friends. "Jessica I need some advice, and you're the [italic]only[/italic] person I can turn to."
|by Anonymous||reply 66||December 31, 2021 7:16 PM|
Well, naturally, R66! We all have a very, very close personal friend who is a substitute school teacher in a tiny town in a flyover state. I mean, who doesn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||December 31, 2021 9:30 PM|
[R29] [R37] I caught that episode on TV today. I liked the ending, it was quite dark. The male secretary (Andrew Stevens, better known as Casey Denault in Dallas) declares his love for Jessica but she brushes him off. When Jessica turns away his expression hardens into one that suggests he's been thwarted. I don't think he had murder in mind, but he was after her money.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 1, 2022 8:50 PM|
I'm the random observation made by one of the supporting cast. It causes everything to fall into place for Jessica, prompting her to exclaim "That's it!"
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 1, 2022 9:00 PM|
I'm the season four opener in Paris, the only time they ever left the country.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 1, 2022 9:04 PM|
[quote]I am the lunch she won’t pay because she has to run!
Yes, she was always doing that!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 1, 2022 9:29 PM|
I'm the large clip-on earring taken off to answer a phone call.
A minor point in Act I, the solution will hinge on me in Act 4.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 1, 2022 9:30 PM|
I'm Tom Bosley. I had a great recurring gig as Sheriff Amos Tupper. It was nice doing television for a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 1, 2022 10:28 PM|
You also jumped ship when you were offered "The Father Dowling Mysteries," r73.
You also became a Jew for Jesus 4 Pay.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 2, 2022 1:19 AM|
Like hell he jumped ship! He upstaged me once too often and stole a laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 2, 2022 3:02 AM|
I'm the Hollywood Walk of Fame that is strangely outside the "Broadway theatre" where Jessica Fletcher's Mainly Murder" is premiering in NYC
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 2, 2022 3:45 AM|
I’m Jessica’s various hotel rooms which curiously all have the same layout as her New York apartment…
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 2, 2022 8:33 AM|
I'm Thomas Magnum, terrified that she's going to drive again.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 2, 2022 8:36 AM|
I am the typewriter Magnum promises he won't buy if Jess agrees not to get a P. I. license
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 2, 2022 8:53 AM|
I’m Ethan Cragg from the first few episodes. I will soon be forgotten about and Seth Hazlitt will take my place.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 2, 2022 8:54 AM|
I'm Jessica's smirk as she reveals to Magnum that SHE is Robin Masters, and that he should go pack up his things.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 2, 2022 9:25 AM|
I'm Robert Hays, long suffering hunk. Can I play murderer? Pretty please?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 2, 2022 9:48 AM|
I’m her musty old snatch, which never saw any action or got diddled in 12 seasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 2, 2022 9:52 AM|
I'm all the circumstantial evidence that would never hold up in court.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 2, 2022 10:36 AM|
I'm Frank, the reason Seth Hazlitt put saltpeter in his food.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 2, 2022 10:55 AM|
I'm Bodega Bay, California as Cabot Cove, Maine.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 2, 2022 11:02 AM|
I am Tom Selleck's wet swim suit clad butt as he gets out of the pool in that cross-over episode. Jessica can't help but steal a look. Who wouldn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 2, 2022 11:11 AM|
I'm the screenwriter who suggested we do something different for a season opener and make Jessica the murder victim. The ex-screenwriter that is.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 2, 2022 12:04 PM|
R88 did you not complete the 7th season episode "Who Killed J. B. Fletcher?".
Honestly I doubt anyone would be shocked Jess was snuffed out while sticking her beak in to a killa's business.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 2, 2022 1:06 PM|
R89 Different plot but they kept my title. And didn't pay me a dime. Bastards.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 2, 2022 1:12 PM|
I'm Preston Giles, one of the few to make Jessica's lady parts tingle. Too bad she had to bust me for double murder, the minx!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||January 2, 2022 1:38 PM|
I'm Jessica identifying herself with her author's photo on the back of a book
|by Anonymous||reply 92||January 2, 2022 1:43 PM|
I am her and/or Frank's incredibly fecund siblings. We have left one dear niece/nephew in every major US metropolitan area for Jessica to visit.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||January 2, 2022 1:44 PM|
I'm the mom jeans.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||January 2, 2022 1:53 PM|
I'm the questionable Maine accents.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||January 2, 2022 2:12 PM|
I'm the Criminology class Jessica teaches in later seasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||January 2, 2022 2:13 PM|
I'm Jessica's inconsistent level of fame. Sometimes she was a household name, other times nobody knew who she was.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||January 2, 2022 2:23 PM|
R97 to be fair, she was a murder mystery/thriller writer. Not everyone reads that genre.
It's like saying I have heard of Mary Higgins Clark or John Grisham, but I could not pick them out from a crowd.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||January 2, 2022 2:28 PM|
I'm the former leading lady of a film in which Angie was just as a supporting player forty years earlier. I am ruing how the tables have turned yet grateful for these crumbs she's willing to dish out to me
|by Anonymous||reply 99||January 2, 2022 2:29 PM|
I'm Ruth Roman as the gravel voiced Loretta, beauty parlor proprietoress.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||January 2, 2022 2:32 PM|
R99 Gloria Stuart
|by Anonymous||reply 101||January 2, 2022 2:32 PM|
Lob-STAH? Mur-DAH? Clam Chow-DAH?
DIdn't this damn show take place in Maine?? My mother loved it.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||January 2, 2022 2:33 PM|
^I my name wasn't even in the title cards.......
|by Anonymous||reply 103||January 2, 2022 2:33 PM|
I'm Grant Goodeve in a Speedo in the same episode with Andrew Stevens.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||January 2, 2022 2:35 PM|
I'm Seth's parking tickets, never paid!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||January 2, 2022 2:36 PM|
We’re the KGB and we fall for Jessica’s patrician busybody charms like everyone giving her free license to gallivant over Cole War Moscow.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||January 2, 2022 2:38 PM|
I'm the FUPA.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||January 2, 2022 2:39 PM|
I'm Angela giving the voiceover "Tonight, on Murder, She Wrote"
Followed by the thrilling sequences to mindfuck you the entire episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 2, 2022 2:40 PM|
We are all the the FUPA.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||January 2, 2022 2:40 PM|
I'm Jessica's Criminology qualifications given her the credentials to teach at a prestigious New York University
|by Anonymous||reply 110||January 2, 2022 3:05 PM|
I’m the American actors trying to pull off an Irish accent, and failing badly. Begosh and begorrah!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||January 2, 2022 3:25 PM|
I am one of the hasbeens and poor c-list actors who make up the bulk of the guest stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||January 2, 2022 4:57 PM|
I'm Murder Takes the Bus (Season 1 Episode 18). The only episode with a genuine "all star cast"
I'm also in the top three episodes of the entire series.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||January 2, 2022 5:05 PM|
I’m Queen Latifah starring in the reboot ‘Murder, She Rapped.’
|by Anonymous||reply 114||January 2, 2022 5:08 PM|
I'm Eudora McVeigh polishing my apples. I'll teach that pesky J. B. who is the real Queen of Crime!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||January 2, 2022 5:12 PM|
Too bad there was never a cross-over with Remington Steele. Jessica and Mildred could have teamed up.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||January 2, 2022 5:22 PM|
I'm the mud pie Angie received after criticizing the aborted remake.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||January 2, 2022 5:59 PM|
I'm the show's strict adherence to the whodunnit formula, never a howdunnit or whydunnit. It is much appreciated.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||January 2, 2022 6:05 PM|
I'm the staircase set also much re-used.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||January 2, 2022 6:24 PM|
I'm the exposition-filled ride from the airport.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||January 2, 2022 6:40 PM|
I'm the sign on the Sheriff's wall warning of the dangers of Marijuana!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||January 2, 2022 6:45 PM|
I'm two-time guest star and then-aspiring actor Bill Maher, who did a surprisingly hot shirtless scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||January 2, 2022 6:55 PM|
Sadly, I'm the dozens of hot, young, gay actors who got small speaking roles on the show but died of AIDS before our careers could really take off.
Angie always did appreciate a bit of eye candy on her sets.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||January 2, 2022 7:08 PM|
I'm the comfy knitwear and slacks Jess slips into when back in the Cove. So good to be out of those pantsuits!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||January 2, 2022 8:07 PM|
I'm the dim-witted, red-haired deputy sheriff with the strong accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||January 2, 2022 8:18 PM|
I'm the end of episode freeze frame with Lansbury caught in a open mouth laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||January 2, 2022 8:35 PM|
I'm the barbitals thrown into Mrs Fletcher's Chowder, giving the series its longest ever title.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||January 2, 2022 8:38 PM|
I’m one of the few people who told the nosy old battleax to mind her own business!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||January 2, 2022 9:50 PM|
I’m an actor or actress cast as one of Jessica’s endless lists of nieces and nephews. How many siblings did she have?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||January 3, 2022 12:31 AM|
I’m Ramon. I will show you my hoochie coochie.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||January 3, 2022 12:34 AM|
I am Mrs. Fletcher's angry look at the killer. I auditioned but never got cast. She never needed my services. Disapproving Look and Disappointed Look got all the good shots after the murder finally confessed.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||January 3, 2022 12:47 AM|
I'm the song that the title plays on and viewers never got.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||January 3, 2022 1:08 AM|
I'm the "Off to the rape house for you, you murdering piece of shit!" line which was oddly edited from the original script ending.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||January 3, 2022 1:32 AM|
I’m Jessica being asked what kind of computer she would like, and her response, ‘something in a nice beige’.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||January 3, 2022 5:20 AM|
I’m the police officer who had to enter without a warrant to hide in the wings while Jessica confronts the murderer.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||January 3, 2022 5:23 AM|
I’m Abdul, her New York bellboy
|by Anonymous||reply 136||January 3, 2022 5:27 AM|
[quote] "I'm the season four opener in Paris, the only time they ever left the country."
They DID film partially in Ireland for "The Celtic Riddle", R70. But that was one of the post-series films.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||January 3, 2022 5:39 AM|
I'm the distinctive Art Nouveau font used in the show's logo, and credits sequences.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||January 3, 2022 6:00 AM|
I’m the clam chowder that poisoned everyone except Jessica.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||January 3, 2022 6:17 AM|
R139 you also didn't poison Doc Hazlitt and Amos' sister-in-law
|by Anonymous||reply 140||January 3, 2022 7:07 AM|
I’m annual episodes: a Soviet defection one, an Italian mob one, an Irish one, and an adaptation of Jessica’s novels one.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||January 3, 2022 7:10 AM|
I’m Jessica’s inability to drive. I force her to hitch rides where I can press the driver for dirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||January 3, 2022 7:41 AM|
I’m the bag lady in the pilot.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||January 3, 2022 7:42 AM|
I'm Angela's make-up lady. I shudda won a prize.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||January 3, 2022 7:47 AM|
We are trans BIPOC and are mad as hell that this show went deliberately out of its way to EXCLUDE us. To exclude us and pretend we don't exist is literal violence.
This show was cultural appropriation at its most hideous. The first mystery ever was solved by a courageous trans Black woman but cis white people have stolen the entire jandra from brave BIPOC folks.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||January 3, 2022 7:55 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 146||January 3, 2022 7:59 AM|
I’m Cousin Emma, giving Lansbury a chance to mug and sing to her heart’s content.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||January 3, 2022 11:34 AM|
[quote] I’m annual episodes: a Soviet defection one
Oh I remember you. You and your siblings in every damn show of the 80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||January 3, 2022 11:44 AM|
And I am this actress in every single one of them
|by Anonymous||reply 149||January 3, 2022 11:57 AM|
I'm nephew Grady's borderline BDE, which made watching this tripe acceptable for horny gay teens visiting grandma in the 1980's.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||January 3, 2022 1:11 PM|
I'm The Corpse Flew First Class (Season 3. Episode 12)
I'm a damn good episode with some great actors:
Pat Harrington Jr.
James Shigeta (Mr. Takagi from Die Hard)
|by Anonymous||reply 151||January 3, 2022 1:15 PM|
I'm the same actors in multiple roles
|by Anonymous||reply 152||January 3, 2022 1:26 PM|
I'm the shotgun rigged in the wardrobe, cleverly designed to give killer Kate Mulgrew an alibi!
|by Anonymous||reply 153||January 3, 2022 1:34 PM|
I'm the strikingly handsome victim of that episode, R151. Sadly, I was another of those up-and-coming young hotties who died young...
|by Anonymous||reply 154||January 3, 2022 10:06 PM|
I’m The Corpse Danced at Midnight — Jessica’s first and most famous novel. To think I’d still be in that shoebox if Grady hadn’t stolen it and showed it to his box.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||January 4, 2022 5:44 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 156||January 4, 2022 9:00 AM|
I'm the guy born and bred in Cabot Cove who finally had to move to protect myself and my family. Got to where there was a murder a week. And she was running out of victims.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||January 4, 2022 9:36 AM|
I'm the grief over losing Frank. If it weren't for me Jess wouldn't have created R155 and become a famous writer.
As Seth pointed out, if Frank hadn't died Jessica wouldn't spend half her life chained to a typewriter and the other half gallivanting across the world!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||January 4, 2022 10:43 AM|
I'm Thursday's Child -- the closest the show came to an Emmy-bait episode -- aiming for a Best Actress for Lansbury.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||January 4, 2022 10:45 AM|
I'm the tears in R159 when Jess thought Frank had cheated on her. Somehow she knew it wasn't true.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||January 4, 2022 10:54 AM|
I'm the television in the bathtub, a delightfully dated murder method favored by the writers.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||January 4, 2022 10:54 AM|
I'm the horny male viewers hoping for a glimpse of tit when R161 happens. Never happens
|by Anonymous||reply 162||January 4, 2022 11:16 AM|
I'm Lainie Kazan in the Falcon Crest themed-episode Crimson Harvest. My son has just been murdered and his killer is yet to be caught, but I'm just happy to see my friend Jessica and looking forward to this year's vintage.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||January 4, 2022 11:25 AM|
I'm Florence Henderson as Patti Sue Diamond, an old college roommate of Jess' now an aging country singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||January 4, 2022 11:28 AM|
^How many college roommates did Jessica have?
|by Anonymous||reply 165||January 4, 2022 11:32 AM|
R165 about 50 that's she is still "dear old friends" with.
Everything from Politicians, to best selling writers, millionaires, musicians, artists, fashion designers, businesswomen, abused wives...
|by Anonymous||reply 166||January 4, 2022 11:54 AM|
I'm Harvey Fierstein playing a character with an ex-wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||January 4, 2022 12:02 PM|
Why not? Jessica is a terrific friend, if you put aside the pesky murder thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||January 4, 2022 12:08 PM|
Did nosy old Jessica ever realize that Gee, wherever I go, there’s a murder.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||January 4, 2022 2:58 PM|
I'm Jerry Orbach.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||January 4, 2022 4:21 PM|
I am Jessica Fletcher's family tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||January 4, 2022 4:52 PM|
I'm the fun chemistry between Michael Hagarty and Jessica Fletcher. Their adventures were some of the most exciting.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||January 4, 2022 5:00 PM|
Of course Harvey had an EX wife. Many, many gay men did back then. And a kid or two. An ex-wife doesn't make you straight any more than having experimented with a guy makes you gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||January 4, 2022 5:08 PM|
I'm Angie's accent - Part British, part American, and a dash of Irish thrown in there, but certainly nothing New England about it. It's as mottled as Pierce Brosnan's tan.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||January 4, 2022 5:29 PM|
I’m the bad performance by Angela of her cousin.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||January 4, 2022 5:33 PM|
I’m Jessica’s vibrator, hidden underneath her pillow.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||January 4, 2022 5:39 PM|
I'm Seth's vibrator, hidden underneath his pillow.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||January 4, 2022 6:57 PM|
I'm Adele, Mort's wife. You never get to see me but know I'm a ball-busting bruiser. Most Cabot Covers think I'm a gobshite
|by Anonymous||reply 178||January 4, 2022 7:03 PM|
But she has an ENORMOUS vibrator, hidden underneath her pillow!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||January 4, 2022 7:10 PM|
And I'm sure she needs to use it regularly to keep herself stretched out so Mort doesn't rip her apart. There's a reason why Deputy Andy Broom walks funny...
|by Anonymous||reply 180||January 4, 2022 7:43 PM|
I am the children watching with their grandparents and have not idea that the hens in the beauty salon were the pride of the studio system.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||January 4, 2022 7:52 PM|
I'm an abacus, you need me to calculate the number of back alley, illegal abortions the hens in the beauty salon had when they were the pride of the studio system.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||January 4, 2022 10:01 PM|
I'm special guest star John Astin
|by Anonymous||reply 183||January 14, 2022 1:43 PM|
I'm the one where they solved (in the present) the plot of an old movie that starred Jeffrey Lynn and Martha Scott, and they used the old footage, and cast the same stars. They had to change the ending of the movie to an unsolved murder but it was an interesting idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||January 14, 2022 1:49 PM|
I'm Jessica Fletcher's houseplants. We keep dying because the bitch is too busy poking around murder scenes to water us, but the idiot townsfolk keep giving her more plants because "That's what old ladies like!"
|by Anonymous||reply 185||January 14, 2022 2:28 PM|
R185 you were meant to be cared for by Dr Seth Hazlitt MD but he's too busy upstairs wanking over Jessica's granny panties
|by Anonymous||reply 186||January 14, 2022 4:12 PM|
I flipped on an episode the other day. Jessica really was a nosy old battleaxe, wasn’t she. Someone should have offed her.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||January 15, 2022 7:11 AM|
R187 depends, what was she doing in the episode?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||January 15, 2022 8:43 AM|
I'm the guest appearance by Bruce Jenner.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||January 15, 2022 12:05 PM|
I'm the pretty high probability that one of the early episodes will star someone from Dallas.
Catching a few episodes at random I've noticed: Andrew Stevens (Casey Denault) ; John Beck (Mark Grayson); and Morgan Brittany (Katherine Wentworth).
|by Anonymous||reply 190||January 15, 2022 12:10 PM|
I'm Angela/Jessica's big boobs that she uses to boss everyone around with...
"Excuse me, Sargent..."
|by Anonymous||reply 191||January 15, 2022 12:13 PM|
R189 -I recently came across that episode and the blurb on the website identified the guest as Caitlyn Jenner... I guess I'm weird, but I have no problem with Bruce becoming Caitlyn -a new person and a new life. But for some reason I resent the erasure of Bruce as though he never existed. There was a Bruce (pronouns he/him/his) and now there is a Caitlyn (pronouns she/her/hers).
|by Anonymous||reply 192||January 15, 2022 6:40 PM|
I love old movies and stars so you'd think I would have watched this show for the guest stars alone, but I found Angela's character, and her acting, off-putting. She was such a know-it-all. PS I saw her in Gypsy and loved her.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||January 15, 2022 6:51 PM|
Do the Olympic record books now say that it was Caitlyn who won the Men's decathlon event in 1976?
|by Anonymous||reply 194||January 15, 2022 8:41 PM|
Wikipedia and the official Olympics site say Bruce, but...
|by Anonymous||reply 195||January 15, 2022 9:34 PM|
R195 That's creepy. It's like hearing about Mormon activists who baptize the corpses of famous non-Mormons so they can claim them as members of the faith. According to their history, Anne Frank (who was living as a sinful non-Mormon at the time) died in the Holocaust because she hadn't yet licked the golden plates in Provo, or whatever the fuck they believe.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||January 16, 2022 6:25 PM|
I’m Bradford Dillman
|by Anonymous||reply 197||November 16, 2022 5:32 PM|
I'm Matthew Perry, popping 20 vicodin while watching the Friends parody
|by Anonymous||reply 198||November 16, 2022 5:52 PM|
I’m dopey Grady.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||November 16, 2022 11:08 PM|
I'm Seth Hazlett's florid brother who dies in his mansion. I'm drunk and look like old roast beef.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||February 25, 2023 11:20 PM|
I'm the cursed Indian ruby necklace worn by R200's floozie of a wife
|by Anonymous||reply 201||February 25, 2023 11:31 PM|
I am the bigamist in "Weave a Tangled Web," a torrid episode featuring an upstanding Cabot Cove matron with a double life -- namely another husband! I am living a lie.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||February 26, 2023 10:54 PM|
I’m the KGB, who like investigation units all over the world, have only the faintest care about Jessica Fletcher taking over our investigation.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||March 18, 2023 5:03 PM|
I’m the incongruously unsophisticated and batty season 1 Jessica Fletcher
|by Anonymous||reply 204||March 21, 2023 2:28 PM|
i love her
|by Anonymous||reply 205||April 2, 2023 3:07 AM|
I have that vacant stare and fart face when I solve a murder
|by Anonymous||reply 206||April 2, 2023 3:09 AM|