Christmas kisses from the Beckhams!

Chav Royalty.

Gosh Brooklyn sure is fugly

Brooklyn looks like a 35 year old chain smoker.....how does he look so old?

Who's the guy behind the little girl?

David has a forced smile and looks nervous and flustered.

And of course "Posh" isn't smiling.

The guy behind the girl is Brooklyn and he's 22?! He does look 35.

Much hotter in the linked photo.

why does it look like the couple is Victoria and Brooklyn? Doesn't help that he looks so old.

Entitled rich, talentless cunts and their entitled cunt offspring.

Why are those two still married anyway? Is it cheaper to keep her?

Victoria doesn't look bad in that artificial / I've had plastic surgery, trendy celebrity kind of way. She tries a little too hard though.

Looks like a funeral photo with those black suits and ties.

I wonder if Romeo will get an onlyfans.

David not been made a "Sir" yet? Teehee

English white trash family.

Victoria weighs half of what her 10 year old daughter weighs. How sad.

They should have cropped out the feet. Can’t David ever be happy?

The guy behind their daughter looks like a child of Tom Hiddleston and Gabriel Byrne.

Victoria's pose is out of whack for a family photo.

Perhaps David and a couple of others or he and Victoria should have sat so as to not draw attention to his shorter stature...or cut the photo off at their knees, but maybe that would have looked odd.

In other photos, David's tattoos look hideous as do the tattoos on his kids. What a shame.

Why is David on tip toes?

All I saw in the photo was a version of this, and I feel sorry for the Obamas all over again.

Romeo is turning into a right handsome stud.

He doesn’t seem very nice^.

Wow, their ages look like a mess. (Brooklyn too old and Vicky too young looking etc.)

This Addams Family reboot sucks, especially the female Pugsley.

Straight people and their millions of kids...

#chavexcellence

No higher education amongst the boys, eh? What a shame. All that new wealth with no one to manage it later on.

Is the daughter wearing long sleeves in order to cover her tats?

Can Posh Spice fully stand straight or has osteoporosis kicked in?

Why is Brooklyn posing with his sister as though that was actually his daughter?

Who's the kid on the left who looks a bit ashamed? He gives me hope.

It looks like they're in a castle or something. I half expect there to be a knight in full armor in the room along with mounted taxidermies from trophy hunting.

WhAt’s up with David’s hand? Looks like a Klingon

R23 - I didn't watch the whole thing, but what's up with his weird eye blinking? It's like he has a strange twitch.

Romeo is playing soccer? Don’t these boys think they can do things on their own? More to power to them, but I would have some pride, at least a little.

I noticed that too, R29. I turned it off because of the way he was drinking the water. So aggressive.

Three sons. One of them is likely to be gay

They all have the English white trash facial gene - they may be rich, but they look like they come from a caravan park in Sunderland.

They're English as can be. Why do they spend so much time in America? And naming their son Brooklyn? Would an American wanna-be celebrity ever name his son Southwark? Or Clapham?

Is it true the deal is, they pay DM etc to run their photos then get paid themselves for showing the clothes, gadgets, resorts etc in the photos?

What is the ballet move called that Beckham is attempting??

I want to 69 with David Beckham. I don't care what anyone says.

I thought they were all harmless and decent until those leaked emails showed what an absolute social-climbing prick David is, nasty, vain, entitled and calculating.

Then Victoria exploiting the UK furlough scheme to pay her staff during the pandemic instead of dipping into their many millions.

They are scum.

What about David's leaked e-mails? I know nothing of this. Do tell.

Harper is the best looking of the bunch but I think it’s almost time that Posh will put her on her anorexia diet.

Romeo is disgusting in that video. Gross hick and obviously brainless.

R35 It’s called ‘en pointe’

R34 Americans name their crotch fruit Devon, London, Leighton, Camden etc.

Why the eye twitching? Is it stress?

David is still the best looking of the bunch, by far. Still hate the tats but he is handsome and the rest just don’t match.

R38 David was swearing up a storm in the hacked emsils, calling the nominating committee for Royal honours "cunts" for not making him a "Sir", refusing to use his own money for travel costs when doing charity work, basically saying he only did the charity work so he could get knighted. He was generally just really unpleasant, petulant and a huge diva.

Look it up for the full details, it ruined his "nice guy" image here in the UK. Unfortunately the public have short memories.

R45 That actually makes me like him.

Didn't he have some tax problems with HMRC that scuppered his chances?

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I wonder if Victoria is ashamed and blames David for the hideous tattoos of their sons….She is ‚‘posh‘ after all.

I have no desire to meet them, but they seem well matched and it's nice to see them hanging in there!

Bump for more.

The reveal of what a petulant asshole David Beckham actually is (the email leaks) was the loss of my virginity re: celebs and their PR. Since then I've been much more skeptical, including of celebs who everyone seems to loudly agree are great and fabulous and very charitable and the best ever and perfectly wonderful.

To be fair, he's not wrong about the Honours Committee, he's just ignorant of the fact that he, too, is a cunt.

Whichever child that is in the video drinking from the sports bottle, he comes across terribly. Borderline intellectually differently-abled. Someone else already said this but I agree that it's astonishing that Beckham Mere and Beckham Pere apparently, in their obvious wild ambitions for their children, appear to have neglected education entirely. Brooklyn continues to embarrass himself with his total lack of talent and charisma. There's really no excuse for kids like that when you're as rich as D and V and it makes me think they're actively shitty/boring/uninteresting people to have raised at least 1 and probably 4 equally shite kids.

R51 " . . . but they seem well matched."

You should be working in international diplomacy.

I'm glad that Victoria didn't turn Harper into her own mini-me like many other narcissist moms out there.

R56 Victoria was fat until her twenties.

What happened to Victoria’s eyes why does she always look like she is crying?

R57 she did look exactly like her son Romeo now.

[quote] Who's the guy behind the little girl?

That’s the stepdad. Did David father all these kids or did this other guy father the girl?

Who do they think they are? The Windsors?

Why is Brooklyn's head so big and Romeo's so tiny?

Harper is fat.

Brooklyn is very handsome. You guys are sick. 22yr olds should look that good. Doesn’t look old.

Romeo's video is heinously boring. He must be pretty dumb to post that.

Poor Victoria. All that money and starvation (she doesn't eat much more than steamed vegetables and salt on toast. Yes. Really. Salt on toast) and she's not even pretty really whereas she could look quite striking in her Spice Girls days before cutting her hair and stopping the eating of normal food.

Harper will always be prettier than her mother.

They are dressed dark & drab for a Christmas pic.

A bunch of goth teens would look more festive.

What is with Posh’s jaded-‘I cant even’-slouch?

[quote]Victoria was fat until her twenties.

Is she supposed to be fat in the pictures at R57? I found pictures of a pre-anorexic Victoria but none of her being fat or even chubby.

Are they some sort of baronial knockoffs? Crest Counterfeiters?

Victoria is trans-Romeo for sure.

Is Cruz flipping the bird? His index finger is bent and is blending in with the molding in the wall and looks like a big knot. Ugly.

The girl looks the best. I hope Posh leaves her alone about her looks.

I feel Romeo doesn’t have an identity.

Forget Romeo, the curly hair blond twink in r23 is much better.

are any of the children ‘they’?

Just noticed Brooklyn also has hand tattoos.

The image below is a video viewable at the link.

The tall twink in the right is a actually really cute in a chav sense.

Bump for more chav talk.

I think he looks better blond, R77.

He looks great there. ^

Two attractive parents and just one good looking offspring? What's the name of the twink on the right? And which one is the gay one?

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The girl and the one standing over her are fug.

Cute with a cute name. I am hoping Romeo is bi.

Obviously Vic designed that DOG of a dress. Brooklyn looks like his asshole stinks all the time. Romeo is kinda hot though.

When is David going to dump Victoria and replace her with a newer model? Surely he must be bored of her by now.

Harper is still a lardette, I see. No modelling career for her.

David signed Romeo up to some crappy Fort Lauderdale football team he manages and now Romeo has 'professional football player' in his Instagram bio. Puma just gave him a $1m contract to be the face of their new range so he's still modelling.

What's the fug fat one's name?

That’s a lot of pressure. Poor kid is twitching^.

Frankie say:

At least Romeo is cute, Brooklyn being a model is puzzling.

Trash with cash muggles.

Boring. No guns.

Romeo at least is a model's build - over 6ft and skinny and leggy. Brooklyn is about 5ft 9 and pug ugly. Harper already weighs more than Victoria but will probably still be signed by some idiot fashion company as a plus size model because she's a Beckham and her face and hair are okay.

What's the youngest one on the left's name?

The DM has some shirtless pics of Romeo today, but there's nothing to look at, he's so skinny.

The youngest one is the stupidly named Cruz, aged 16 and still at school. By law, he has to remain in full time education until he's 18.

The youngest son (Cruz) looks to have inherited the right genetic combo from his parents. Not too feminine and not too masculine.

So none of the kids are pursuing further education? I guess they were never going to be perched at the top of the intelligentsia tree, given their DNA

I mean the mom was a talentless pop star turned fashion designer and the dad is a famous athlete who models. Neither parent is an intellectual, both just hit the genetic lottery. A lot of celeb parents are narcissistic and assume their offspring will automatically be famous, attractive and gifted like they are. They will push their kids into the spotlight and use their connections to make their child a star. The kids are not pushed into higher education. Unlike working class or middle-class parents who usually do emphasize their kids go to school and do well academically in hopes for financial success or historically rich families who consist of politicians, businessmen, lawyers and doctors that want to maintain their status and wealth. Celebrity families just operate on keeping the family name famous.

Intellectual pursuits would diminish they’re “brand”.

All the kids inherited David's squinty eyes.

R88 that would be Posh’s ego & sense of entitlement

It’s funny that I see Victoria‘s genes only in Romeo, where they are in full force.

I'm surprised she allowed the daughter to get fat

“Only until she gets her first period. Then it is bulimia city.”

R41, he's not en pointe. It's just relevé (halfway to pointe, which is balancing on the end of your toes).

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After calling all these people c-nts and saying he only did charity because he wanted to be knighted? Very sad. ^^

"Excuse ME, it's SIR David if you please."

There has been rumors that David has had to secretly prop up Victoria's failing business on several occasions and another rumor alleging that David has a secret footwear fetish.

Why doesn't David buy a pair of lifts? Some people would notice. But they don't look as silly as being on tip toes.

I wonder if they all have the stereotypical rotten British teeth?

I can't name one British celeb under 45 with rotten teeth.

Hottest fake Brit celebrity

Posh had work done

R116 nose job, boob job, fillers

Smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty

I love David Bowie because he refused to be knighted. It's such an outdated thing and completely for bragging rights.

David Beckham should just make an OnlyFans and shut up.

R105 oi, that’s our future Lionesses’ Captain you’re chatting shit about!

The Beckhams are hardly “white trash”, they’re just white. Any white celeb on here is automatically deemed “white trash”, I don’t know why. Maybe jealousy over the money they have and the lifestyles they live?

Maybe it's more resentment that they are wealthy for minimal talent and intelligence. And thrust their untalented children into the public eye. I don't see any anger on DL about talented performers or filmmakers or brilliant scientists and politicians. Also David is an athlete, this site doesn't appear to have a lot of sports junkies.

Where's the nanny he's fucking on the side?

Those kids were really cute but are maturing into fug.

R56 Harper Seven is the apple of David’s eye, as well his last and only hope for a child from his current wife who becomes a pro-footballer. Doubt Queen Vic has much to do with the raising of her babydyke daughter.

He really was desperate for that Knighthood, what a simple tosser

At least they get on and no one’s ever in trouble with the law or drugs. Imagine being a child of two famous parents? You’re already thrust unwillingly into the spotlight, being dubbed a “celebrity” only because of your DNA so what other career can you choose but a celebrity driven one? I feel badly for Brooklyn (not hot like his dad) who is constantly trying to find his way. He’s also love struck which makes me think he wants to carve out a long term marriage like his parents and not be a single player slaying instaHoe pussy. I respect that but he’s over the top with his social media posts about his fiancé. As for Romeo, hottest one, a pro footballer (not the level of his dad but a respectable athlete) taller than the rest but his only issue is his odd baby mustache. It makes him look like a Hispanic rapist we knew in the neighborhood who creeped on local teen girls. Cruz is the “rebel” who wants to be a musician but his singing is on par with his spice girl mums so he probably will end up hosting a music show. Harper is beautiful, sweet and doted on by her brothers which is a lovely and a testimony to the tight family unit the Beckhams are. I don’t hate on them for putting their family first even if it’s Brand Beckham, they clearly are doing something right. Look at everyone’s favorite “nice guy”, Tom Hanks. His wife is a raging cunt who can’t sing , fucked Hanks when he was still married to his first wife and she is a shite patent because their kid is a druggie, wanna be rapper who grew up in 90210 but plays like he’s from East LA.

It’s unfortunate that Cruz and Romeo got their mother’s little piggy nose.

The only thing Brooklyn has going for him is a decent nose.

Has any one of the boys got daddys full sack Then they would be set for life

Somewhere, Gary Neville puts his phone down on his office desk, reclines on his wheelychair, and laughs and laughs.

[quote]I love David Bowie because he refused to be knighted. It's such an outdated thing and completely for bragging rights.

Why is it outdated?

That fat girl needs to go on a diet. No excuse for being a fatty.

As my grandmother used to say: "A pretty dress your mother will buy it IF you go on a diet."

Trashy! No amount of money can wash the stink of chav out of this lot. Uneducated too.

@r131, Worshiping royalty and the aristocracy looks silly to the outside world

Romeo keeps shilling for Justin Bieber's ugly fashion brand Drew. Actually, he and Justin would make a cute couple. Both look to be in bearding relationships.

It’s so photoshopped

He wanted to be Justin for a little while.

She had 4 kids I can't believe her skinny little body could conceive anything.

R131 Because equality

So an F2M will be knighted instead of David, R140?

R121 David is pretty unintelligent and has a terrible voice. Victoria’s biggest talents are starving herself and presenting bitchface….

R141 Knighthood is privilege.

I don’t think a guy who claims to do charity only to be knighted should be knighted.

[quote]Knighthood is privilege.

Literal violence.

It’s a really nice portrait. An attempt at festivity, I can appreciate that.

And the tippy-toes, R146?

But why is he on hi tippy-toes?

To be taller.

It’s tacky because neither of them come from aristocratic backgrounds but they are pretending to be to the manor born. All that money and no stylist? The aristocracy don’t dress for a funeral at Christmas. You can take the man/woman out of the trailer park/ council house but the reverse isn’t true.

If we must award footballers knighthoods like ridiculous cunts, may we at least give them to the sexy and responsible ones?

Like how about Sir Jordan Henderson 2022? (he wouldn’t take it tho😘)

R150 Please, if anything, the right half of the picture looked like skinny aristocracy. Left half looks peasant as hell.

Ah, now, don't fat shame the little girl! I actually think it speaks well of Posh that she's got a daughter that's a bit plump (though she'll likely grow out of it) as opposed to some sad, angry looking kid who isn't allowed to eat like her brothers because mummy is terrified she'll be FAT! Anyway, her bigger problem is that she looks like her potato faced older brother Brooklyn.

I think it's ironic that the *real* Royal Family is all about looking casual, letting their kids dress like kids while this bunch clear attempts (but falls short) of looking like Lord and Lady of the Manor House

[quote] the *real* Royal Family is all about looking casual, letting their kids dress like kids while this bunch clear attempts (but falls short) of looking like Lord and Lady of the Manor House

R153 we call that ‘tryhard’.

R154 No they are unofficial Royals.

(((((manifesting Winksy knighthood n ballon d’or 2022 babes!!!! )))))

[quote]The aristocracy don’t dress for a funeral at Christmas. You can take the man/woman out of the trailer park/ council house but the reverse isn’t true.

Not that this makes the picture any more appropriate for Christmas but it was taken at his father's wedding.

Are those people 5’4” at R157?

David is physically attractive but his face is simultaneously punchable. Like he has that smug smile that reads "Yeah bitches! I'm the hottest shit on block! You all want this dick! I'm better than all of you! Bow down! AHAHAHA!" In a porn scenario, he needs a 6 ft hung stud to humiliate and dominate him over him. Stuff his mouth full with a 10 inch dick and make swallow it all, just to shut him up.

David is about 5’8” or is again, on his tippy-toes.

*is he again

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It’s shocking he’ll be knighted. That’s too bad.

[quote] he needs a 6 ft hung stud to humiliate and dominate him over him. Stuff his mouth full with a 10 inch dick and make swallow it all, just to shut him up.

He used to play on a national side with Jamie Carragher, John Terry, & Rio Ferdinand. He had ample opportunity.

R163 Rather Beckham than Blair.

The only one who doesn’t look like total trash is Harper. (She was the most adorable baby, too.)

Even the trashiest brood of ruffians can sometimes surprise with an innately refined and intelligent outlier. I think Harper could be their Marilyn Munster.

I'll take my Christmas kiss from Romeo now, please.

Can you do neither R165?

R159 for u

R169 ow moy god 🤪🤤😍 if Daddy wants my arse he can have it all daiy yaknow. Oim fullay fit and ready to go!! Full access for a ledge of the game you get me?🐐

Why does that silly bitch always look like she's suddenly developed curvature of the spine any time a camera is pointed at her?

Do you think that father and sons fart in front of each other? Or have farting contests?

What's going on with Brooklyn's head in the OP photo? IT'S HUGE! In the R7 photo his head looks about the same size as his dad's.

I wonder if those kids are embarrassed with their friends see pictures of either of their parents like that one of David at R169? I know I would be. No child should see a father in such a pose.

Poor David needs to work on his pecs. Oh well, if anything that shows he's definitely 100% straight.

They’re aspirational. I suppose it’s not a very British quality, but I don’t mind it.

Nice to see a young girl dressed in clothes that don’t sexualise her. Maybe the Beckhams aren’t all bad.

Can that Posh Wraith ever not look hideous?

Like the Olsen Twins' grandmother. A lolly head made by a witch.

Tbt happy healthy self-aware Posh n Becks😔

Is there anything the Beckhams could do which would make them as popular in the US as they are in the UK?

Men, are them Brits unfortunate-lewking! And that woman NEVER smile, oc

It’s weird to see Pish Posh striking a model pose in a family photo. Does she ever turn it off??

Spice Girls seem more famous in The UK and Americans don't care about soccer that much. So no. I don't think the Beckhams can compete with the Carter or Smith or Kardashian families who own nouveau riche aspiration.

[quote]I suppose it’s not a very British quality,

R176 how do you mean?

The big lug behind the kid throws the whole photo off.

As to soccer, how did Beckham compare in terms of skill and popularity to Ronaldo?

[quote] Is there anything the Beckhams could do which would make them as popular in the US as they are in the UK?

He would have to drop that cockney accent. She'd have to develop some sort of pleasing personality rather than that of a morbidly depressed anorexic. Maybe learn to crack a smile once in a while when the cameras are on her. AND STAND THE FUCK UP STRAIGHT!

R186 it would be quite a long boring rundown to tally all the differences, but in a nutshell—Crispy is/was a superstar worldbeating playmaker with near-supernatural skill and pace and strength and finishes and workrate, while Becks....was merely a solid-enough all-rounder albeit with a remarkably fluid and lovely touch by the standards of English football.

Both like a dive, and were free-kick/corner specialists in their heyday (much like Trent Alexander-Arnold is nowadays), but bear in mind this meant something different during each of their eras, which only slightly overlapped (Becks was on his way out of the English Prem as CR7 was brought in). There is actually a strong case to say that David’s setpieces were actually a smidge better than Cristiano’s, and that David’s long-distance crosses and visionary passes (that gorgeous right foot...) had the superior flair and control, but YMMV.

Ultimately, though, we must concede that realistically Becks, for all his merits and magic, wouldn’t even get into the greatest England starting XI, let alone the greatest World XI. Ronaldo though would probably be team Captain of the greatest World team. More simply put: Becks just about scrapes an entry into the list of Top 100 players of all-time, but Ronaldo easily makes the Top 10 along with titans Messi, Zidane, Xavi, Maldini, Maradona, Cruyff, Pelé, Charlton and Romário (again, YMMV). Remember, another legend of the game in George Best notably did not rate Beckham at all...

Also worth mentioning that Fergie’s scrappy, invasive, and frankly rather ugly influence as the Manager of both Cristiano & David brought their individual styles of play much closer than they would otherwise have been.

^^^forgot to add, for context, that though Beckham was England’s Skipper for a few years in the 2000s and deservedly so, the fact is that he wasn’t even in the best footballer in that squad. He was far outclassed in skill by teammates Robbie Fowler, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Michael Owen, Paul Scholes...

But he was a gent and a passionate player, and he always showed up in those iconic long-sleeves. So we treasure him as an icon even if he wasn’t the GOAT.

R189 Thank you! I've had the vague impression he was good but not the greatest, so have long been curious at all the attention he still attracts.

R184 To try and get above yourself. My mother was British and always smacked me down when I tried to get fancy.

As an American. I always took it that David was more famous for his good looks and willingness to sexualize his body than his athletic talent. That's certainly why other Americans know him as that famous hot British guy who happens to play a sport. The US mainly cares about (American) football and basketball. And hockey, MMA, boxing and baseball to a lesser degree. The only people I personally know who follow soccer are Hispanic or European immigrants.

The Spice Girls were only famous in The US in the mid to late 90s. At the time of the music era which was mostly grunge, R&B, hip-hop and alternative. So their pure pop sound and colorful campy aesthetic of the Spice Girls just popped out. They led the path for Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Destiny's Child and Britney Spears who just replaced them. Most people can't even name the Spice Girls here. Only Victoria and Mel B since one is married to David Beckham and the other is the token Black girl who was Eddie Murphy's baby mama. The UK in general seems to not abandon their pop stars as quickly.

If she's just 5'4" and he's "just" 5'11" (which is average for a dude), how come their sons are 6'6"?

David Beckham is 5’11??

R194 Does he look 6'4" to you?

He’s 5’9”. He’s constantly wearing lifts, or standing on his tippy-toes.

Tom Cruise is 5’7” and he also wears lifts, and they’ve been pictured together. Beckham is not that much taller. 5’9” seems about right.

R197 Even worse! How could 5'4 and 5'9 spawn 6 footers?

R174 since both of their parents are narcissists and unintelligent, I think the kids are used to it. You should can see the names of Brooklyn, Cruz and Romeo, from bottom to top, over David’s ass as he lying on Vicky here.

R196 So? Even I would be wearing lifts and standing on my tippy-toes if I were 5'11" and standing next to a 6'5" dude. Plus, it does say 5'11" when you look him up

"Even worse! How could 5'4 and 5'9 spawn 6 footers? "

Posh is known for her nutritional, well-balanced culinary skills and it shows

September 2020 height comparison

February 2021 comparison but you can't see their feet to know if he's wearing shoes or standing on tiptoes again.

They look ridiculous

Why the hell does Romeo look like Puerto Rican guys I know?

Victoria must have some Caribbean DNA in her. I'm not trolling and I know white people can have dark hair, eyes and olive skin. But she (pre-surgery) and Romeo could pass for light-skinned Puerto Rican or Dominican. I guess race really is an illusion. David, Brooklyn and the other two look just white and British to me otherwise.

Young David reminds of the guys from those 90s/2000s chav council gay porn vids. He has better teeth though.

I can totally see Romeo in this young pic of David.

^ Talk about a guy who's looks have changed dramatically over the years

All of the kids have his eyes. Romeo would make a good bottom for HungYoungBrit.

Saying Romeo looks like his mother is an understatement.

how old the twink?

R209 WHOSE

Victoria before anorexia and surgery. Romeo inherited her dark skin, wide nose and big lips. They both look very Mediterranean to me while the rest of the family looks pale and pasty as hell.

Nepotism model or real model?

L'Uomo Vogue

R215 Real Model. But Brooklyn is nepotism and so will be Haper, who are both too fat and short anyway…..

He doesn't look like he's related to them.

R216 Almost as good as daddy if he unbuttons the jeans….

R217 Brooklyn is NOT short, dafaq are you talki g about? Does a guy have to be 6'4" for you to consider him tall? And Romeo is definitely nepotismo model: he's fuglier than Brooklyn

R221 Wow, if you think Brooklyn was more high fashion than Romeo, you are uneducated and delusion. Enjoy your ignorance but spare us your dumbness.

R222 Shut the fuck up, you stupid troll. And consider yourself reported

While she was never beautiful. Victoria looked much better with boobs and some weight on her. I can see why straight guys wanted to fuck her. Romeo needs some weight and some muscle too to fill out some of his features.

R224 And a decent haircut

I had forgotten they used to wear matching outfits.

Is this fresh botox? What's wrong with his face?

David needs to get Romeo swole. Turn that little twink into a twunky jock. Romeo just needs to avoid the tattoo habit that sadly both his father suffers from.

Romeo would be hotter with the physique of 2015 era Bieber.

Posh has a porky daughter? Seems odd

I think Romeo is the best looking of the three but different strokes for different folks.

How old is this twink Romeo? He's cute

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[quote]How old is this twink Romeo?

19

@ "—NateCrnkovich"

You're getting on everyone's nerves, put down the booze and go walk it off

I noticed David has a similar twinkish build to Romeo. It seems he has to bulk it up a lot because he's naturally skinny. David is a moronic narcissistic whore but I would hate-fuck him just like I'd hate-fuck Mark Wahlberg.

He bulks it up for photoshoots.

Victoria and her sister look alike but I don't see a trace of their parents in either of them.

[quote]Harper is beautiful, sweet and doted on by her brothers which is a lovely and a testimony to the tight family unit the Beckhams are. I don’t hate on them for putting their family first even if it’s Brand Beckham, they clearly are doing something right.

They look like a loving family and the kids all seem well adjusted, unfortunately that's saying a lot for celebrity spawn in the public eye these days.

The two fat kids are hideous

^ accompanying video with James Corden

I love Romeo's little moustache at R232 - so cute!

If the British populace got to have an election to choose whether to keep the current royal family or to have the Beckhams take their place, who do you think they would vote for?

They could always appear on the stage as a tribute act.

David, I don’t think is naturally thin. I think he could be easily chunky, same with Victoria. She only ate strawberries as a Spice Girl. She’s not naturally wafey (sp). Romeo doesn’t look like his brothers and sister. Genetics is fascinating.

They are definitely obsessed with America. The children are heavily American influenced. That's that good ole American soft power working its magic, outside of US borders.

But then again, a lot of Brits are heavily influenced by America these days.

Romeo lives in Miami now, no?

R234 Go die in a grease fire, fag

^ Still 70, drunk, lonely and very annoying ^

@r248, Don't be so bitter, you still have lots of friends...

R214 Does she look a lot like Emma Watson here or is it just me?

R223 You are so eloquent and creative, Nate..….Your little ideas are kind of cute….yawn.

^ Lol, "Muriel, Muriel, they're being mean to me"

R253 Suck him off then.

^ ... As she cough/laughs, lights-up another Lucky Strike and pours herself another scotch

R248 You don't tell me what to post, you fag

R226 Chavis Regal straight up, hold the spice

@r256, "[R248] You don't tell me what to post, you fag " —NateCrnkovich

Nate, sweetie, YOU'RE r248, you're yelling at yourself

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David looks like the guy most parents would ban their daughters from going out on a date with.

I'll be thrilled if David gets that knighthood in June. He deserves it.

^ Why?

R252 actually I was gonna say Vic there looks like a taller more proportional Christina Ricci😂

Always so funny to me remembering that foot fetishist DAI-vid is infamous in part for having a football boot kicked at his thick head by his old Boss. You couldn’t make it up.

I wonder if Mel B’s MBE is severely grating on Posh’s last nerve?

“I’m so, so very incredibly happy 😞 for her”

So he will be knighted, this is a done deal?

Anyone who aligns themselves with homophobic Middle Eastern countries should not be knighted. The West is so hypocritical in how we favor some countries over others. Iran and Afghanistan are evil yet Saudi Arabia (who destabilized the Middle East), Qatar and UAE aren't?

I would think to be knighted would involve contributing something to society whether its scientific discovery, human rights activism, the creative arts and literature. Sports is just a diversion, it's entertainment. It does not contribute anything. Athletes are replaceable. Scientists, doctors and brilliant writers aren't.

^ The Royals love their middle-eastern overlords, 'cause that's where they keep the big bucks

They should just move to Dubai already and be done with it. That is their place. They will be surrounded by likeminded idiots.

His tax dodging means that a knighthood would not go down well with the people who gave him his lifestyle. Greed in working class multimillionaires made good is very unattractive.

The Honours System is rife with corruption, financial and political. The Tories and Labour are both guilty of giving peerages to their big donors. They both abuse the system when it suits them, and giving honours to celebrities and sportspeople makes them appear in touch. The prospect of Victoria being entitled to call herself Lady Beckham if her husband is knighted is beyond parody.

R259 Please, Victoria was always the least talented of the Spice Girls and not that attractive facially. She couldn’t sing and wasn’t popular at all. She would nothing if she didn’t marry David.

David had a very clean look in the 90‘s, he looked like a model or actor. The tattoos only came later but he made tattoos popular among soccer players. He changed his look frequently, though, he was a bit like the Madonna of soccer. But he has always been pretty soft-spoken and well behave otherwise.

for me its the way Davids England team were so shite and yet this current team under Hendo (Daddy? sorry. Daddy? sorry i mean Daddy? sorry.) are so incredible😌✌️

Love that for my generation

So who had David while he was at the Galaxy then?

I think Beckham is hot as hell at r7. I love his total look.

R274 David looks like a panhandler there. At least Brooklyn bothers with shaving & haircuts.

The only positive I can think of them is they do seem like a genuinely loving family. Victoria and the nannies did a good job. David seems more like a big brother than an actual father.

But he obviously adores them, R276.

R276 “........ and THE NANNIES 😁

Are they fucking?

R169 What a gross pic. He looks like he has a beer gut and bird chest.

Being a father is a lot more than adoring your children. It involves setting an example and willingness to discipline and set boundaries. David acts and sounds like he's emotionally 12 years old. The fact he constantly compares his sons to himself and shows them off on social media is not very good fatherly behavior. It's more just part of his vanity. He's more like a cool but self-absorbed big brother.

David is hot AF to me:

I remembering reading an article about Posh when she and David were just beginning to become popular in America. She basically said in a roundabout way that she knows David has been tempted and that they were going to stay together forever no matter what. They had this bond which was like an arranged marriage in sense. You accept your partner as is, stay together and you have each other’s backs, but without the passion.

R283 hmmm, what a curious hyper-pragamatic attitude for a woman to have in the 21st century. I admire the tenacity, loyalty and grit, if nothing else. As a choice, it has an air of desperate deprivation and striving about it too, though. Victoria must live in a state of stress and a mindset of lack at all times to think that way.

“popular in America”

Didn’t that whole Galaxy United thing spectacularly flame 🔥 out?

Pundits are saying that Guardiola should give Jack Grealish the old boot-at-the-head Fergie special to get him in line😆😆😂I can’t this is too fucking funny. Time really is a flat circle en’t it?

I think they are fucking

Jesus Harper 7 is enormous. Big arms, moon face. Romeo has Victoria's pig nose and large dark eyes. The other two boys aren't attractive at all.

Romeo and Larder are clearly David's favorites. The other two not so much.

Harper takes after David's sisters...

Lol his sisters are lardy ladies! Harper does have a pretty face and much better hair than her mother. If she ends up around a UK 16-18 she could do plus size modelling.

Brooklyn has the same round, doughy face as Niall Horan and the same comedy hair, sticking up straight.

R284 Her anorexia plays into that as well. It's part of her "discipline". I'm sure that arrangement is part of the reason why David and Victoria don't actually live in the same space.

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Sailor now.

1) he fucks the nannies

2) he insists on screening & hiring the nannies

^ That's funny, because except for Harper they don't exactly need nannies anymore, but, hey David here's my resume... *wink**wink*

If they lead separate lives then…are all the kids fully related?

3) insists on calling Posh his former #1 Nanny

r292 That's Niall HOGRAN for you !

[quote]Romeo and Larder are clearly David's favorites. The other two not so much.

I've noticed that Romeo & Harper seem to be his favorites.

David has shiny new teefs!

(I like his old crooked ones.)

R303 that’s exactly how I feel about Jordan Henderson. Mary! me, but his dreadful American veneers actually negatively impacted my quality of life honestly.

^ Those are store bought? You Brits have a low bar on veneers

How can Romeo be so thin and tall?

Ironic is Cruz looks the most like David. He probably likes Romeo because he's most likely gay and not competition for young pussy.

David and Victoria are still married as part of a capitalist brand. No difference from Will and Jada and Jay-Z and Beyonce, and other fame whores who pimp out their children and domestic image for advertising money. Bored housewives eat this crap up and buy into whatever cryptic messages their PR sends out. Both are clearly fame-hungry opportunists who love money too much and would have way too much to lose to divorce at this point. If they're living separably that is pretty normal for this type of arrangement, more time apart would make it easier to tolerate.

Recent blind items courtesy of AGC webpages, they’re all from Entertainment Lawyer so take them with a grain of salt but most of them sound believable:

February 9, 2021

[quote]This foreign born former A+ list athlete turned A list celebrity is married. He also has a mistress he supports who lives in this country and is the celebrity's constant companion when he is in the country for work. [bold]David Beckham[/bold]

March 22, 2021

[quote]I'm not sure how much longer this foreign born former A+ list athlete turned A/A- list celebrity can hide his mistress. They are together all the time. The city where they live talks about it all the time. [bold]David Beckham/Miami[/bold]

May 8, 2021

[quote]This foreign born A/A- list celebrity couple who used to be A+ list are set to announce they are splitting. The husband's affairs are becoming too public and a divorce announcement is less damaging to the brand than a cheating one. [bold]David and Victoria Beckham[/bold]

May 14, 2021

[quote]The girlfriend of this married foreign born permanent A list celebrity who the entire world knows, is now living with the celebrity. At what point will there be a divorce announcement? [bold]David Beckham[/bold]

July 24, 2021

[quote]At a dinner this past week out of the country, this foreign born A list mogul/host/judge told everyone once again how he likes to remind this foreign born former A list athlete, how he was the first of the two to have sex with the athlete's wife. [bold]Simon Cowell/David Beckham/Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham[/bold]

October 13, 2021

[quote]This married foreign born former A list celebrity/singer/reality star all of you know who is probably A- list right now, slept with a man to get financing for her latest money losing project. [bold]Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham/"Cheeky Posh”[/bold]

March 29, 2020

[quote]This foreign born permanent A list celebrity was hitting on men again yesterday. Not for sex, but for them to "invest" in her money pit of a fashion empire. [bold]Victoria Beckham[/bold]

August 15, 2020

[quote]This foreign born permanent A list celebrity brought a woman on vacation earlier this month. The thing is, his wife was also on the same vacation, but didn't know about the other woman. Making this even more crazy is the woman was stashed on the yacht of this A+ list actor. [bold]David Beckham/Victoria Beckham/Tom Hanks (in Greece)[/bold]

There were also a few about Brooklyn cheating on his fiancé.

R305 nah mate, those are Hendo’s original teeth.

These are the new ones. They’re too unnaturally square and white, it’s uncanny.

R309 Victoria would be nothing without the name Beckham.

Remember Rebecca Loos? She was daft enough to tell the media that she had had an affair with Beckham at the height of his playing career, and was absolutely trashed for it. I felt quite sorry for her, she obviously didn’t understand that the fans needed him to be perfect, and the UK media was making a huge amount of money covering his every move. She was made out to be the villain and a liar.

Then she went on a celebrity reality show set on a farm, and was seen by millions wanking a pig.

Would actually love to see Becks’ downfall, like CR7 is now at last going down in flames.

Goldenballs stands as one of earlier flashpoints in the English Football Timeline when everything started going to proper shit—the celebrity, the brand influencing, the Divo behaviour by star players, the unfair play, the big spending, the American models of management (and fuck TED LASSO for normalising that and putting a smiley face on it btw), the foreign buyouts. Of course, David didn’t orchestrate or start all this, but he knowingly nitro-boosted it at the expense of the people and institutions who gave him all he has today.

Personally I can’t/won’t ever forgive him for the purple suit at his wedding. Abominable.

'Would actually love to see Becks’ downfall, like CR7 is now at last going down in flames.'

How? He's still scoring goals for a premiership team at the age of 36 and has a hundred children.

R315 Crusty is scoring alright...as a charitable offering to a shabby excuse for team. For softboiled players with no mindset who as we type slide inexorably to midtable obscurity. A hundred goals won’t save the Devil club now.

As for his kids, well, do many speak well of Genghis Khan?

R316 is a Klan Granny. F and F.

R317 nah cos white settler Americans calling Brits racists is saaaauuur funny

R318 - JOEY DEACON

R318 whaaaa?

If you don't know who Joey D is, you're not British.

Oooh, R312, I remember Rebecca Loos! I remember her wanking that pig as well. She was quite sexy, iirc, soft and feminine in a way Victoria very much isn't.

[quote]Remember Rebecca Loos?

R312 & R322, here is an older blind item from December 2020:

[quote]The Crown Affair: This isn't very long, I just found it really curious and wonder if there is something or someone behind the scenes that made this happen. It definitely isn't the first time there was someone behind the scenes when it comes to this man. So, what we have is a foreign born celebrity (Rebecca Loos). At her peak she was A- list, but it was a 15 minutes/flash in the pan A- list thing. She made her fame by being a mistress. She milked that 15 minutes for a good solid two-three years. Amazing what having an affair with a high profile celebrity (David Beckham) will bring you. Fast forward a decade and she moved to a different country (Norway) got married and somehow managed to finagle into the network/friends of a very important royal in that country. That royal (Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway) is married and his choice of spouse (Mette-Marit, Crown Princess of Norway) was met with bewilderment at the time, but was the result of a honeypot scenario (Marriage and engagement) he fell into. Now, he is hooking up with this mistress of mistresses and one wonders if it is sex or way more. It could be oil interests like last time. Don't let that word oil send you in a crazy direction.

Can honestly say I don’t know of a single person who has ever bought or worn anything from Vic’s fashion lines. Which is a pity, as it seems she really put effort into making her stuff look non-WAGgy and high end and chic (sort of like the Olsen Twins’ The Row line). No neon bodycon dresses or anything.

However in the past I have known of several men who wore David’s brand of fragrances. They all smelled cheap and poor quality, but they were obviously popular with a certain demo of young men for a while. Clearly misogyny has many tentacles.

But then I’m pretty sure they all use slave labour, so they can get to fuck.

Careful, we’re not quite having that.

^^^^meant for R33

R327 love that he’s trying so hard to be down with kids with his fit and his ig pics but then at the same time he’s making references to sitcoms from the dark ages 🦕

David’s ‘beauty’ is an informed attribute. We’re told repeatedly through media affirmation that he’s gorgeous, and everyone just goes along with it.

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That isn't cool, but she does seem grouchy AF all the time. Probably because she is always starving. I wonder what was packed for "lunch".

Man, the kids are all fug! Two don't even look recognizable from their childhood! The daughter is heading towards a maternally-imposed extreme diet.

And who drew that hideous horizontal black line through Victoria's mouth?!

It's a piss-take R131. He doesn't mean it. In relationships that involves 2 Brits, brutal insults are often a sign of affection. She posted that note because she took it as such, and would not have posted it otherwise.

There's a DM article on David kissing Harper on the lips *again*, like it's some pedo shit. She's 10, that's hardly an age where you have to stop kissing your dad, especially if you're a girl, right?

There's another DM article today with Romeo at the beach with girlfriend. He's wearing a shirt, so nothing to see. He's so skinny, but I like his tan coloring and his little moustache. I think he's cute!

Is this his 5th or 6th tattoo? Most of them are small, I think this is his second big one.

What is Romeo’s skin color?

[quote]There's a DM article on David kissing Harper on the lips *again*, like it's some pedo shit. She's 10, that's hardly an age where you have to stop kissing your dad, especially if you're a girl, right?

The kiss is the 2nd picture in this IG post, it's a goofy, innocent kiss.

That Romeo really has no identity.

[quote]What is Romeo’s skin color?

Latino.

I can’t look at these pictures anymore with out thinking about the sad, sad meal she eats everyday, three times a day. No figgy pudding for Ms.Posh.

Cooking video

[quote] I wonder if Mel B’s MBE is severely grating on Posh’s last nerve?

R264 I bet Hendo’s recent MBE is annoying Becks. As it should! Jordan is a better England Skipper, a better ambassador for the sport and the country, and a better man than David could ever dream of becoming.

R312, the Rebecca Loos montage was arranged to keep David relevant after England won the 2003 rugby World Cup and Jonny Wilkinson, who was truly handsome and had a great body, completely eclipsed Beckham as the UK's official hunk.

Nevertheless, I must say that I am impressed by how far the Beckhams have gone with such meagre qualities: he was only handsome until he turned 30 and is a dim-witted, scrawny chav with a whiny voice who looks 20 years older than he is. On the other hand, she has always been ugly, lacking in charisma and profoundly untalented in every single way, not to mention that the only people who think that she is classy are the same type of girls who aspire to become like Kerry Katona, Coleen Rooney or that other unsightly whore, Jordan/Katie Price.

For two top tier candidates for washed up celebrity reality TV shows, they have done remarkably well.

New pics of Harper looking massive at her 11th birthday party and on a yacht.