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DL Psychics And Imposters What Are Your Predictions For 2022?

This thread made me think of Sylvia Browne, because she was an inaccurate imposter. She would post yearly predictions and they were never accurate. Sad.

My predictions:

Justin Bieber will get busted with drugs.

Johnny Depp will have a nervous breakdown.

Matthew Perry’s drug and alcohol usage will cause him to die or become gravely ill.

Angelina Jolie will continue posting hate threads about Jennifer Aniston on DL.

Lamar Odom will overdose.

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by Anonymousreply 200June 9, 2022 6:52 PM

Interesting

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by Anonymousreply 1December 26, 2021 9:00 AM

Depp will be dead before Betty White. Ain't no fucking doubt bout dat.

by Anonymousreply 2December 26, 2021 10:10 AM

Meh, psychics lost all credibility when not one of them said on 9/10, "Don't go into New York City tomorrow bad things are going to happen". Not a single one said a word. They're all frauds

by Anonymousreply 3December 26, 2021 10:33 AM

R2 truth,

Do you have any predictions?

by Anonymousreply 4December 26, 2021 10:33 AM

R3 hence the term Imposters in my thread. I agree. It’s still fun to see what people predict. Over the years, many DL’ers have proven to be quite insightful.

by Anonymousreply 5December 26, 2021 10:35 AM

Biden will decide not to run for President again after the midterms, throwing us back into political chaos.

by Anonymousreply 6December 26, 2021 10:38 AM

Nothing specific just a feeling we are passing through a dangerous period. We will probably come out OK.

Yeah I know you don't need to be a psychic to feel that but it's a very strong feeling.

by Anonymousreply 7December 26, 2021 10:48 AM

R7 it’s all good. It’s nice to hear we will come out ok!

by Anonymousreply 8December 26, 2021 10:56 AM

More climate disasters, obviously. Worse than 2021.

More terrible oil spills. The ocean will never be the same again.

by Anonymousreply 9December 26, 2021 11:11 AM

According to my friend the psychic, we are going through a period of things breaking down/falling apart. Apparently, Pluto, the destroyer, is dominant. The chart for the USA is particularly dire. Old systems will be destroyed. Whether they will be replaced with better or worse systems is unknown.

by Anonymousreply 10December 26, 2021 11:20 AM

Phillip Seymour Hoffman will not get an Oscar nomination.

by Anonymousreply 11December 26, 2021 11:25 AM

COVID-19 is unfortunately not going anywhere. After the Omicron variant, there will be another variant that is even worse.

Britney Spears will have a huge comeback when she releases a song this year. The support she'll receive after the "Free Britney" movement will be overwhelming.

Marilyn Manson will spend time in prison.

Shawn Mendes will reveal he has a new boyfriend after breaking up with Camila.

by Anonymousreply 12December 26, 2021 1:41 PM

My pussy will stink.

by Anonymousreply 13December 26, 2021 1:53 PM

I predict the climate will change as it has done since it can into being... I predict there will be some earthquakes and some floods I predict there will be some political scandals. I predict there will be much hairpulling and screaming at the world from the young and ignorant that attend the universities.

by Anonymousreply 14December 26, 2021 1:58 PM

Another big celebrity will come out as trans or non-binary

by Anonymousreply 15December 26, 2021 2:11 PM

A popular gay celebrity will have his sex tape leak.

by Anonymousreply 16December 26, 2021 2:13 PM

Gold coins shall fall from the heavens, which I eagerly collect, then buy a mansion to house orphans. I learn to knit, and to bake a fierce chocolate cake. Donald Trump dies at the hands of an angry old woman wielding a large purse. I repent now of writing this.

by Anonymousreply 17December 26, 2021 2:19 PM

R6 No, he's not stupid enough to turn himself into a lame duck.

by Anonymousreply 18December 26, 2021 2:25 PM

I predict climate change will intensify to the point that even the deniers will have to acknowledge what's happening. Specifically, increased deaths due to heat domes and wet bulb temps will be significant enough to filter down to the consciousness of the masses.

by Anonymousreply 19December 26, 2021 2:27 PM

A "white passing" mixed race or Latino person will claim to be a target of racial violence or discrimination. It will gain nationwide attention and cause more racial debates about who should be considered a person of color and who shouldn't.

by Anonymousreply 20December 26, 2021 3:09 PM

I predict that some bitter queen on DL with emote dramatically, completely out of proportion to some imagined offense.

by Anonymousreply 21December 26, 2021 3:12 PM

Queen E dies in April.

Oprah heart attack in March.

Neil Patrick Harris divorce.

Covid raging Dec 2022.

7.4 earthquake in SF area.

by Anonymousreply 22December 26, 2021 3:39 PM

A huge online company will go under in a financial scandal.

by Anonymousreply 23December 26, 2021 3:41 PM

Governments will regulate crypto after it's volatility causes many to lose so much.

Q-Anon goes full Jonestown in a public way. Facebook livestream, standoff with the feds, the whole nine yards. A few of the kool-aid drinkers will be "names" we will all recognize and a few celebrities.

The power grid in Texas will fail again in the early Winter of 2022. There will be a considerable death toll. MAGA, Trump, Cruz, and Abbott will try blame everything from we windmills to Biden but Democrats and Conservatives won't let them get away with shifting the blame, this time. Crenshaw breaks with MAGA and Trump forever over the issue, to his future benefit .

The Florida sized ice shelf breaks off and causes some issues to the shores and small islands. Nothing as dire as predicted regarding sea levels. The real issue is what was thawed in the ice shelf, which were carcasses of beasts sickened with bacteria and viruses not seen by our world and for which we are unprepared to deal with.

Kim Jon Un will die, for sure this time. His sister will ascend and she will be worse than he was as she's not a fat lunatic.

Putin's health will decline. He will start making public outbursts and pass out in front of world leaders, prompting him to go into seclusion. He will be dead before 2024.

by Anonymousreply 24December 26, 2021 3:57 PM

I predict that my broken watch will correctly tell the time twice a day.

by Anonymousreply 25December 26, 2021 4:24 PM

Matt Gaytz lets Nestor go to the beach for Spring Break.

Margarine Failure-Green gets explosive diarrhea leading to complications from a perforated anus.

Madysyn Cowthorn finds true love with a Piggly Wiggly shopping cart.

by Anonymousreply 26December 26, 2021 4:33 PM

Came in to comment on the dire writing in the article. Was that done artificially?

by Anonymousreply 27December 26, 2021 4:46 PM

I predict many will fart then shit their pants. Please be very careful in public.

by Anonymousreply 28December 26, 2021 5:25 PM

NYT will foolishly take the Project Veritas injunction all the way to the Supreme Court, lose, and forever change the face of First Amendment law.

by Anonymousreply 29December 26, 2021 5:25 PM

Several rappers will die…by murder or overdose.

by Anonymousreply 30December 26, 2021 5:35 PM

R22 An old lady dies. A fat lady has a heart attack. A gay guy gets divorced. A pandemic continues. SF has an earthquake. Those are some bold predictions.

by Anonymousreply 31December 26, 2021 5:46 PM

Gavin Newsome will announce that he is transitioning to a man.

by Anonymousreply 32December 26, 2021 5:47 PM

A poster on Datalounge will finally be prosecuted for saying something libelous. Finally! I’ve waited a long time. Deleting threads won’t work this time!

by Anonymousreply 33December 26, 2021 5:50 PM

Britney Spears will have some bizarre and disturbing public meltdowns that will put her mental illness on full display and prompt calls for her to be put under conservatorship again, while the Free Britney crowd melts into the shadows.

by Anonymousreply 34December 26, 2021 5:54 PM

Julie will be voted the Time person of the year.

by Anonymousreply 35December 26, 2021 6:04 PM

Bill Cosby will end up going right back to prison, so he should enjoy his freedom while he can.

by Anonymousreply 36December 26, 2021 6:05 PM

Keke Palmer will land a major role that will propel her into being one of the most well-known actresses of today.

by Anonymousreply 37December 26, 2021 6:12 PM

The Former Guy will have a stroke or a heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 38December 26, 2021 6:34 PM

Muriel will be found crumpled in a corner of her cold-water walk-up flat muttering "Got Dammit!, Got Dammit!" over and over and will once again be taken to rehab. The announcement will once again be that Muriel is suffering from exhaustion

We will all wish her well

by Anonymousreply 39December 26, 2021 6:41 PM

Someone who will go unnamed will continue to have a stinky pussy on DL.

by Anonymousreply 40December 26, 2021 6:52 PM

[quote] A poster on Datalounge will finally be prosecuted for saying something libelous.

Won't happen, because only the state can prosecute a person and libel is a civil crime where you can be sued but not prosecuted.

by Anonymousreply 41December 26, 2021 7:41 PM

Okay, kween. Then sued.

by Anonymousreply 42December 26, 2021 7:46 PM

R41 Not very smart to correct someone for using "prosecute" in that context when you yourself go on to speak of a "civil crime," whatever in the world that might be.

Not very smart either to state that libel, a type of defamation, is exclusively civil. To quote the relevant Wikipedia article:

"On the federal level, there are no criminal defamation or insult laws in the United States. However, 23 states and 2 territories have criminal defamation/libel/slander laws on the books, along with 1 state (Iowa) establishing defamation/libel as a criminal offense through case law (without statutorily defined crime)."

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by Anonymousreply 43December 26, 2021 8:24 PM

Please tell me Harry styles fails in all his endeavours. Music and movies. And his whole celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 44December 26, 2021 8:34 PM

Beware the month of April. Always.

by Anonymousreply 45December 26, 2021 8:39 PM

R3 Psychics warned people of a potential terror attack on the London Olympics in 2012, which was promptly shut down by the authorities. Warning people of an impending threat and then having it thwarted, to me, is a sign of prescience.

As for 2022, one thing pops into my mind. War. War with Russia. War with China. War in the Middle East. The signs have been prevalent for the last few months. We're bound to see a confrontation come to a head by February.

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by Anonymousreply 46December 26, 2021 8:40 PM

Many DL posters will not get laid in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 47December 26, 2021 8:44 PM

By the way, an Argentine psychic named Benjamín Solari Parravicini did warn about 9/11, even if he didn't get the date quite right. He had dreams warning of a terror attack during the London Olympics and authorities saw them and then shut down the plot. Tens of thousands of lives were saved as a result. So for people claiming that psychics aren't real because they don't pick up on every incident, think less of the ones whose warnings weren't heeded and be thankful for the ones that were.

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by Anonymousreply 48December 26, 2021 8:45 PM

R46 Russia may well invite itself into parts of soon-to-be "former" Ukraine, but nobody's going to war with Moscow, not even the Ukrainians themselves. Crimea II.

by Anonymousreply 49December 26, 2021 8:47 PM

Harrison Ford will crash one of his planes (again) and die or be severely injured.

by Anonymousreply 50December 26, 2021 8:48 PM

On Fantasy Island in 2022:

Prince Andrew will recover his reputation and return to public life.

Want to fly to Europe for a week? Just grab your passport and go.

The Democrats take a landslide control of the House and Senate.

by Anonymousreply 51December 26, 2021 8:55 PM

COVID will ebb and become seasonal, like the flu (this will take most of the year).

Dems will keep control of the House and Senate and enact a voter rights law that will short-circuit Repub shenanigans.

Interest rates will skyrocket.

The Biden government will delay student loan payments until the end of the year.

Trump will suffer a major health crisis.

by Anonymousreply 52December 26, 2021 9:40 PM

Ginny from Billing will be found wandering outside of Area 51. She will be re-hired, fire everybody in Billing, and DL will finally present us with an edit button.

by Anonymousreply 53December 26, 2021 10:02 PM

Who’s this libel obsessed idiot on DL?

by Anonymousreply 54December 26, 2021 10:03 PM

"By the way, an Argentine psychic named Benjamín Solari Parravicini did warn about 9/11, even if he didn't get the date quite right."

Oh, well then, I predict that the world we know it will come to an abrupt end... Sometime between tomorrow and a million years from now

What do I win?

by Anonymousreply 55December 26, 2021 11:15 PM

"Please tell me Harry styles fails in all his endeavours"

Harry will wear the wrong dress to the wrong event sending shock waves throughout the fashion industry. No one will ever speak his name again

by Anonymousreply 56December 26, 2021 11:19 PM

The pandemic will turn into an endemic around March/April 2022

Betty White will die in early 2022

The DOW will reach 40,000 (late summer 2022)

The death rate of people (Americans) dying of covid will reach million in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 57December 26, 2021 11:26 PM

^^ Low hanging fruit

Trump will NOT be reinstated as President in 2022. You forgot that one

by Anonymousreply 58December 26, 2021 11:37 PM

R34, you are just repeating what happened in 2005.

My prediction: A hurricane will strike a city in North America that is below sea level. The hurricane will have a name that begins with K, or perhaps T.

by Anonymousreply 59December 26, 2021 11:37 PM

^ Oh, no, Hurricane Kathy will just devastate Death Valley

by Anonymousreply 60December 26, 2021 11:41 PM

R60, it will be Hurricane Kyle, and it will be hung!

by Anonymousreply 61December 26, 2021 11:45 PM

Hurricane Karen

by Anonymousreply 62December 26, 2021 11:55 PM

R62, we have been suffering from her since 1996.

by Anonymousreply 63December 26, 2021 11:56 PM

A man with an amazing muscular ass will appear in 2022.

His name will start with a K, or perhaps a T or an S.

He will bring much baggage with him, which he will cast off in the nearest local convenient river.

Jamie was my lover. He was the king of my nights. There in the darkness, as we hugged each other.

The secrets that we shared. The mountians that we moved.

by Anonymousreply 64December 27, 2021 1:57 AM

Remember that if it is not on the internet, it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 65December 27, 2021 3:52 AM

Giant cocked boys will fall from the heavens.

Most smart men will be their to catch them.

by Anonymousreply 66December 27, 2021 3:57 AM

R64 sounds fucking hot! I hope that your prediction comes true. I cannot wait to hear the fabulous sex stories.

by Anonymousreply 67December 27, 2021 3:58 AM

One Day at a Time will finally be banned from being seen.

It will finally be understood as a huge downer.

by Anonymousreply 68December 27, 2021 3:59 AM

Another DL’er made this prediction on the John Mulaney and beard thread. I found it fascinating, so I had to repost

[quote] Mark my words, this will all end in double murder and suicide.

by Anonymousreply 69December 27, 2021 4:04 AM

Bill Cosby will get a new show on NBC.

Harvey Wiestein will approve The Lord of the Rings 4.0 - New Rings

Biden will mysteriously appear Fox News to allay our fears.

by Anonymousreply 70December 27, 2021 4:07 AM

R69, who is John Mullanly?

by Anonymousreply 71December 27, 2021 4:07 AM

OP I predict you should shut up in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 72December 27, 2021 4:09 AM

Also I sense a year of increasing dissenton

Some young gay men seem to refuse to accept what we have planned for them.

by Anonymousreply 73December 27, 2021 4:10 AM

It seems like the blind will rule again, just like back in 1642,

by Anonymousreply 74December 27, 2021 4:16 AM

On 9/11, I called in sick.

by Anonymousreply 75December 27, 2021 4:45 AM

R72 wtf? I predict I will haunt you!

by Anonymousreply 76December 27, 2021 5:15 AM

R71 here’s the thread

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by Anonymousreply 77December 27, 2021 5:17 AM

Depp has already had a nervous breakdown, OP. If he loses the trial in April then I could see him killing himself. However, the evidence he has against Heard is strong and the judge in the upcoming Virginia trial has already stated that he didn't get a fair trial in the UK which is absolutely true. The judge in the UK trial has a son who works with Dan Wootton! That is a conflict of interest and he should never have been allowed to reside over the trial.

by Anonymousreply 78December 27, 2021 7:11 AM

R78 I do not keep up-to-date on Johnny Depp. I am clueless that he had an upcoming trial. Poor guy. He probably wishes he never met that work, Amanda. She has wreaked havoc on his life, although he is his own worst enemy with the usage of drugs. He was such a stunning man. Stress and drugs are a detriment to his appearance.

by Anonymousreply 79December 27, 2021 7:25 AM

I will ejacutlate many times over the next 36 hours.

by Anonymousreply 80December 27, 2021 7:58 AM

A dog will win a mayoral election in some Nowheresville in the U.S.

by Anonymousreply 81December 27, 2021 8:07 AM

Biden won't live to see 2023.

by Anonymousreply 82December 27, 2021 8:08 AM

R3, not a psychic, but Ned Dougherty described a 9/11 attack in his book, published in March 2001. He said there would be an attack on NYC or Washington, and it would change our lives. His book was about his near death experience. He had other predictions as well.

by Anonymousreply 83December 27, 2021 8:24 AM

Depp will lose

by Anonymousreply 84December 27, 2021 8:27 AM

R83 A lot of people saw 9/11 coming, it just wasn't specific enough information to act on.

by Anonymousreply 85December 27, 2021 8:30 AM

A worse virus coming that will make Covid look like, well the common cold

by Anonymousreply 86December 27, 2021 8:34 AM

OP that article you linked to is awful. Just awful. It doesn't even quote the original predictions and a lot of them sound made up by some right winger pushing an agenda.

by Anonymousreply 87December 27, 2021 9:31 AM

R85 Oh, there was specific enough information, you just didn't act on it.

by Anonymousreply 88December 27, 2021 9:32 AM

Move in this house and you'll die an agonizing death.

by Anonymousreply 89December 27, 2021 9:45 AM

R87 omg, I am so sorry. I am NOT a right winger. Next time, I will check my source. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I do not want to promote them. I’m WOKE.

by Anonymousreply 90December 27, 2021 10:53 AM

[quote]A worse virus coming that will make Covid look like, well the common cold

We had that one in the mid-80s, R86. The nightmare of nightmares: a virus with an exceptionally long lead time between infection and manifestation of symptoms, which was (anomalies aside) 100% fatal.

by Anonymousreply 91December 27, 2021 12:43 PM

Joe Biden's ;presidency will end in 2022 when he becomes incapacitated. Kamala Harris' presidency will be unremarkable and she will not get the nomination of the party in 2024. Pete will be the VP candidate but will advance to the top of the ticket when the nominated person is involved in a financial scandal shortly after the convention.

DJT will have a "Lonesome Rhodes" moment when his true feelings about his followers are revealed during a live broadcast or internet speech. His followers will turn on him and begin to look for another leader for their ideas. Many will called but no one will be able to keep them together as one force - the warring factions will spell an end to the MAGA movement.

A major award-winning entertainer will become one of Jehovah's Witnesses and leave the business and fame behind.

Mercedes-Benz will reintroduce the Smart Car in the United States.

by Anonymousreply 92December 27, 2021 1:13 PM

[quote]DJT will have a "Lonesome Rhodes" moment when his true feelings about his followers are revealed during a live broadcast or internet speech.

I think they know he detests them. It’s been proved by action over and over, and they don’t care. Trump is merely a vehicle of Republican policy.

by Anonymousreply 93December 27, 2021 1:25 PM

Some old people will die of old people things.

Some young people will die of young people things - overdoses and silly accidents.

The world's climate will continue to change and be more unpredictable.

More and more of the world's fauna and flora will be destroyed.

by Anonymousreply 94December 27, 2021 1:47 PM

R90 a lot of the predictions and conspiracy theories like Baba Vanga end up being used as fuel for the Q-folk. They use them to try to bring some historical anchors into their stories - similar to how many grimoires and black books of the middle ages have spurious authors, attributing the works to famous occultists of history, to give it some stature.

If you click through the article, you go to the original source which is basically used as an advertisement for psychic services, which leads to an even more right wing post about Nostradamus's predictions where the author is not only sloppy (confusing "the ozone layer' as a bad thing when she really is talking about the hole in the ozone layer) and it reads like an advertisement for Bitcoin and libertarians.

by Anonymousreply 95December 27, 2021 1:59 PM

R95 very interesting. Thank you for the valuable insight.

by Anonymousreply 96December 27, 2021 8:58 PM

So far, R86 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 97December 27, 2021 9:25 PM
by Anonymousreply 98December 29, 2021 2:19 AM

Some people will die, some day.

by Anonymousreply 99December 29, 2021 5:22 AM

Everyone reading this will die!

(Eventually)

by Anonymousreply 100December 29, 2021 10:24 AM

Was Marilyn Monroe murdered?

by Anonymousreply 101December 29, 2021 10:41 AM

R101 Yes. She was being used as blackmail on multiple powerful men and got taken out when she wasn't useful anymore.

by Anonymousreply 102December 29, 2021 11:48 AM

[R101] & [R101], I read the doctor forcibly administered an enema with a lethal dose of barbituates. That's why the maid was washing the sheets. I guess M. was threatening to squeal on political figures then in office.

by Anonymousreply 103December 29, 2021 11:53 AM

What really happened between brangelina? When will it be over? Will the 2 be with other famous celebs?

by Anonymousreply 104December 29, 2021 12:15 PM

ETs will make their appearance known. UFOs have been seen hovering near nuclear weapon facilities. They think we're stupid but they don't want us to blow up the Earth as it will disrupt the entire galaxy.

by Anonymousreply 105December 29, 2021 12:48 PM

R103 She died within a week of Soviet missile construction beginning in Cuba, which was going to be the excuse for Operation Mongoose- another (bigger) military invasion of Cuba.

She was part of a set of blackmail being used against Kennedy to force him to retake control of Cuba. They were filmed fucking.

Either he decided he could survive the bad press or a deal got worked out behind the scenes and she was no longer useful and was disposed of by her handlers. Whoever High Hefner worked for, and also the CIA and the mob worked for, who was not the CIA or the mafia but above them.

by Anonymousreply 106December 29, 2021 4:02 PM

The mystery of whether the 1969 moon landing was faked will finally be solved, but the answer will be boring and disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 107December 29, 2021 7:03 PM

Wow, this thread took a strange right turn.

by Anonymousreply 108December 29, 2021 7:10 PM

You mean, [R107], the truth will finally come out that it wasn't Neil Armstrong, but Brendad Ickson who first stepped on the moon? And she was not wearing those clunky NASA boots, but perfect pink heels. The pics have been surpressed for years!

by Anonymousreply 109December 29, 2021 7:22 PM

I really hope 2022 will be better

by Anonymousreply 110December 29, 2021 7:24 PM

R87, Biden will live until 2028.

by Anonymousreply 111December 29, 2021 7:24 PM

R109 the live broadcast from the moon was prerecorded to ensure that the magical TV moment happened without a hitch. The moon landing was real, just not the original broadcast. It was faked for practical reasons, and barely faked at that.

by Anonymousreply 112December 29, 2021 8:23 PM

Just to clarify, I don't mean Jewish people. THE JEWS (!!1!!1) don't have much power or control much, and aren't organized any more than any other ethnic or religious group. Anti-Semitism provides a great smoke screen for other ethnicities to operate in the same fashion they claim Jews do. Why it gets promoted online so much.

by Anonymousreply 113December 29, 2021 8:30 PM

There’s got to be more predictions.

by Anonymousreply 114December 30, 2021 12:02 AM

I predict that I will not get laid in 2022. If I do, it will happen without my awareness or knowledge.

by Anonymousreply 115December 30, 2021 12:33 AM

JFK Jr. will remain in Pugatory.

Donald will remain in Maralardo, getting fatter, more short winded and delusional.

Covid will continue to shred the lungs of the unvaccinated.

My cat will continue to shit in the corner.

by Anonymousreply 116December 30, 2021 12:47 AM

You must leave this house at once, it is possessed by an evil spirit.

by Anonymousreply 117December 30, 2021 10:09 AM

Market crash in Q1.

by Anonymousreply 118December 30, 2021 10:36 AM

Biden will start confiscating all civilian owned automatic weapons, to which 90 per cent of Americans will react, thank Christ, what took you so long?

by Anonymousreply 119December 30, 2021 10:41 AM

[quote]As for Ned Kelly at least he added the interesting body armor. He anticipated Iron Man. That buys him some credit.

There's been lots of speculation over the years that Kelly's armored look inspired the Zodiac Killer's Lake Berryessa outfit.

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by Anonymousreply 120December 30, 2021 12:03 PM

I knew Trump would win in 2016. I had a vision of him as president and of Nazis in April of 2015, and I couldn't shake the knowing feeling.

Aside from that, I've never had foreknowledge of anything, and I think it's silly that self-professed psychics always focus on celebrities who lead gossip headlines.

That said, I'll make some guesses based on some obvious trends: the queen will die (sorry, queenie!); there'll be a big dispute in the media and among Brits over who should take over, but Charles will indeed take the crown; ongoing decline of Western culture will be marked by more Marvel movies and autotuned robo-pop stars than ever; incest and tattoos will continue to be the most in-demand gay porn themes; the COVID scare will wane within six months, replaced by almost-solitary focus on midterm US elections; Kamala Harris will have an unexplained health crisis that leads her to disappear for a few months and then return to more polarized public sentiment than ever; Trump will disappear due to his own unexplained health crisis from which he will slowly degrade à la Barbara Walters. More extreme climate catastrophe than ever—wildfires in the western US and Australia, earthquakes in expected and (US) unexpected places with tsunamis around Oceania; a whopper of a hurricane in the Atlantic that pushes the limits of category 5, causing meteorologists to consider a new category 6 designation; droughts and flooding both will increase where they are expected; Western and Central Europe will set a new heat record, including near-record death counts and increasing demand for air conditioning throughout the continent. China's economy will wobble because of management/governmental administration, but it will continue to grow because of global diversification. Within five years, China will be portrayed in English-language entertainment media as an honorable and visionary government. Burgeoning dictatorships will spike sporadically but over time will wane and will be subsumed by competitive capitalist pseudo-democracies that are actually a new type of oligarchy beholden to a centralized single autocratic government.

Within five to 10 years, all facets of popular culture (in the US) that have mass appeal will take on a recognizably pseudo-organic character that causes cognitive dissonance. Pop music will veer toward resembling folk of the 60s and 90s, but will be electronically engineered (led by Taylor Swift's Folklore/Evermore); films will be digitally recorded with effects that harken back to 1960s and 70s auteur styles but will have paint-by-numbers storylines and will be primarily shot in front of green screens. More novels will sell than ever, and nearly all will be engineered book-club fiction of the Reese Witherspoon made-for-TV women's-thriller genre.

Pork will be marketed and unexpectedly adopted by the goji/bone broth/Brussels sprouts/cauliflower/kale/quinoa set as a superfood, driven by Chinese industrialized pork farming interests.

While all this will lead the world toward a true coming catastrophe, the Western World will continue to adopt and commercialize psychedelics for medical, spiritual and commercial purposes.

The lines we've drawn between synthetic and organic, industrialized and natural, will dissolve suddenly. Scientific instruments will be introduced that expand our perceptions beyond the limits of our senses, leading our consciousnesses to blossom like tight buds unfurling in all directions into complex chrysanthemums.

Or something like that!

by Anonymousreply 121December 30, 2021 12:13 PM

Sorry, wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 122December 30, 2021 12:43 PM

^ Wrong thread about Ned Kelly and the Zodiac, that is.

by Anonymousreply 123December 30, 2021 12:45 PM

We will lose at least two former Presidents this year.

Sadly Jimmy Carter is going to die later this month or early February.

Bill Clinton is going to have some pretty serious health issues, but will survive the year.

Donald Trump won’t be as fortunate. Around his birthday, Trump will fall ill. The family will deny anything is wrong until he’s dead. It drags on for a good week. It will be stunning how fast his sycophants and followers turn on the dead traitor and act as if they had never supported him. Nikki Haley and Marco Rubio attempt to strike while the iron’s hot. What emerges by the end of the year is even more frightening.

The pandemic continues on through the summer before finally losing steam. It’s not gone, it’s just not as virulent.

The 2022 midterms are a mess. The Democrats actually add two seats in the Senate, but barely lose the House. It’s so close that it could (and will) tip in 2023.

More later.

by Anonymousreply 124January 4, 2022 11:52 PM

Read Revelations in the Bible

by Anonymousreply 125January 4, 2022 11:55 PM

I'm still waiting for the Princess Diana and Brooke Shields musical.

by Anonymousreply 126January 5, 2022 12:07 AM

R124, what’s your track record? In particular I’m curious about the Dump prediction.

by Anonymousreply 127January 5, 2022 12:11 AM

R124 I pray to whoever is upstairs that you are accurate with your Trump prediction. Are your predictions usually right on?

by Anonymousreply 128January 5, 2022 12:13 AM

R83 Never heard of Ned Dougherty before. I find this stuff fascinating so did a little searching. He's a Trump loving "the evil side is winning" evangelist. So, I know he's full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 129January 5, 2022 12:24 AM

R127/R128, I don’t do predictions often. I had one in one of the 2020 threads that was pretty damned prophetic. Of course I had Trump dying then too. It’s obvious my opinions/wishes get in the way sometimes. But….his brother died during the period I said he would die AND the fat ass DID nearly die two months later from Covid.

by Anonymousreply 130January 5, 2022 12:34 AM

Lemme guess r125, we're living in the End Times, just like the 20th century, and the 19th, and the 18th, and 17th and ... any day now, Jesus a comin!

by Anonymousreply 131January 5, 2022 12:35 AM

Matt Gaetz will again be caught up in another sex scandal. This time involving an underaged male.

Expect more death amongst anti-vaxxers.

DJT Jr will die of a drug overdose.

by Anonymousreply 132January 5, 2022 1:22 AM

I forgot R127/R128, in a thread about Ed Asner and Betty White I said that Betty would die during the last few days of either October, November or December 2021.

by Anonymousreply 133January 5, 2022 4:07 AM

Thanks, r130/r133.

by Anonymousreply 134January 5, 2022 1:00 PM

R124, what do you mean by the House will "tip" in 2023?

by Anonymousreply 135January 5, 2022 8:23 PM

R135, it’s going to be so close that a death or member changing parties can tip the majority to the other side.

by Anonymousreply 136January 5, 2022 8:49 PM

There will be a pizza apocalypse- several national pizza chains will go out of business within a few months of each other.

Genuine insight I just had. Enjoy... sorry, "enjoy," your Little Caesar's while you can.

by Anonymousreply 137January 5, 2022 8:54 PM

R124 / R136, then which party loses the House is 2022 but gets it back in 2023 - Dems or Repugs?

by Anonymousreply 138January 5, 2022 11:25 PM

The Dems lose in midterms R138.

Oh, and you acquire a raging case of mad cow disease for trying to fuck with me.

🙀

by Anonymousreply 139January 6, 2022 1:10 AM

R139, you forget that there are Republicans in the House that were involved in the Jan. 6 coup. The Constitution clearly states that anyone involved in sedition or conspiracy to overthrow the government will be expelled. By the summer, the Jan 6 committee will wrap up their report and if the DOJ does not arrest them, Marc Elias is chomping at the bit to file lawsuits to uphold the Constitution. There are at least 8 of them.

by Anonymousreply 140January 6, 2022 7:22 AM

Anyone else see Trump falling gravely ill? I pray our DL psychic is correct!

by Anonymousreply 141January 6, 2022 8:24 AM

R141 Trump will die.

by Anonymousreply 142January 6, 2022 9:36 AM

Sorry, eventually. Trump will die eventually.

Left that part off.

by Anonymousreply 143January 6, 2022 9:54 AM

R143 do you have any predictions for me sweet DL Psychic? Will I be getting my teeth removed and dentures? Will I work again.

by Anonymousreply 144January 6, 2022 10:10 AM

Oregon will secede from the Union. No one will notice.

Britney Spears will transition and then immediately detransition.

Jeremy Renner will come out after Hawkeye is cancelled.

by Anonymousreply 145January 6, 2022 10:18 AM

R145 Britney will transition? Into what?

by Anonymousreply 146January 6, 2022 10:25 AM

You ask too much of the oracle.

by Anonymousreply 147January 6, 2022 10:28 AM

R147 what about one question sweet Oracle?

by Anonymousreply 148January 6, 2022 10:30 AM

R145, no just the eastern part, becoming part of Idaho.

by Anonymousreply 149January 6, 2022 11:46 AM
by Anonymousreply 150January 8, 2022 6:29 AM

Britney going totally unhinged is happening as we speak so....not much of a prediction. Her family IS awful but she's also a bipolar mess who needs to be constantly watched/protected.

Madonna will continue to act batshit crazy but will finally start working on a new album.

Awards shows will continue to bomb because no one cares about them anymore.

Some more celebrities will come out as trans...maybe Kristin Stewart?

The trans community will continue with their annual "Transgender Murder Countdown" and will claim this is the worst year ever for trans violence which they say every year even though many of the people on their list weren't necessarily killed for BEING trans (or they were trannie hookers involved in drug shit which is the real reason they were killed).

JK Rowling will finally figure out she needs to shut the fuck up for awhile so we can stop hearing about her or at least hearing the woke brigade constantly bitch about her.

Meghan and Harry have been too quiet for too long...they'll do something very dumb before long.

I think the Queen might be leaving us this year...at the very least, she's going to get even frailer and be doing even less public appearances.

Look for more nonsense from Kanye.

The Trumps will be indicted for shady business practices.

Covid will continue to be annoying but we'll continue getting used to it being around and being vaguely annoying....unless we're old or have shitty lungs.

by Anonymousreply 151January 8, 2022 7:20 AM

Amy Schneider will be defeated on Jeopardy in the upcoming week.

by Anonymousreply 152January 8, 2022 2:05 PM

Asked before and asked again when will? Mitch McConnell go away?

by Anonymousreply 153January 8, 2022 2:27 PM

A popular singer will have a meltdown onstage at a musical awards ceremony with many thinking it's an act, unfortunately it's not and the singer will disappear from public view for close to a year. Not Britney.

Both Harry and Meghan and William and Kate will have another child. One couple's child will suffer from medical complications which will bring the brothers closer together again.

Speaking of the Royals, damning incontrovertible evidence will emerge against Prince Andrew.

Several versions of Bitcoin will continue to lose their value with one billionaire who loses a small fortune will divest entirely, causing values to plummet quickly and sharply.

by Anonymousreply 154January 8, 2022 2:35 PM

Khloe Kardashian will follow her two older sisters and finally get a white guy. One fuglier than Pete Davidson and Travis Barker but hung bigger than the both of them combined.

by Anonymousreply 155January 8, 2022 2:48 PM

R154 interesting

by Anonymousreply 156January 9, 2022 9:29 AM
by Anonymousreply 157January 17, 2022 4:25 PM

Some late night clairvoyant/psychic claims that Covid will soon become endemic and no longer a pandemic, Rudy Giuliani will be behind bars but Sydney Powell won't, major crop failures and mysterious animal deaths, continuing inflation, something happening to Spain, Russia and China invading Ukraine and Taiwan.

by Anonymousreply 158January 22, 2022 7:08 AM

R144 You will have extensive, expensive dental work done. You will end up with implants, and be very happy about it once the pain wears off. The process will suck hard but you'll be happier and healthier at the end of it.

You will find a vocation that isn't necessarily a job, so to speak. You will be able to pay your bills and you will help people.

by Anonymousreply 159January 22, 2022 11:58 AM

Will there be any big advances in the field of psychology?

by Anonymousreply 160January 22, 2022 6:19 PM

No, you will still be crazy.

by Anonymousreply 161January 22, 2022 6:22 PM

R159, please, could you tell me what will happen in my life this year?

by Anonymousreply 162January 22, 2022 6:25 PM

Hi, R159, this is 162 above - some information: will I finish my thesis and finally earn my MA degree? Will I be able to pay off my debts?

by Anonymousreply 163January 22, 2022 6:43 PM

With all due respect, R161 go fuck yourself with a rancid corpse cock.

by Anonymousreply 164January 22, 2022 6:48 PM

I did with your grandaddy's tiny dick last night!

by Anonymousreply 165January 22, 2022 6:50 PM

Well, I hope you contracted his Alzheimer's then.

by Anonymousreply 166January 22, 2022 6:57 PM

Will I find love at 43? I'll take money instead, though!

Eh, no complaints. I am afraid of knowing what the future holds and I hope I can somehow create (some) of my reality..

by Anonymousreply 167January 22, 2022 7:01 PM

R163 You won't pay your debts until you decide you want to do it, which you currently don't. Your choice. Congratulations on the M.A.

by Anonymousreply 168January 23, 2022 7:23 AM

Thanks, R168.

by Anonymousreply 169January 23, 2022 7:27 AM

[Quote] War with Russia.

R46 You were right.

by Anonymousreply 170March 8, 2022 1:58 PM

The Russian conflict:

A few more weeks of shit. It gets worse but then so worse desperate peace talks emerge.

Europe helps peace deals. Conflict ends. Justice restored. Change of government. Military fighting ends. Summer is important. Lots of changes in government.

Fall and winter are calmer. Only another issue arises in another part of the world directly involving US. US goes all in to hold power. It's like a volcano explosion that was holding back the US.

Volcano explodes in Pacific. Typhoon. Nuclear reactor meltdown scare. Forest fire in California again. Tornado. Earthquake in Chile. African conflict ignored by rest of the world. Indian GDP rises. Political unrest in Brazil. Venezuela and oil.

by Anonymousreply 171March 8, 2022 2:06 PM

some crazy shit will go down

by Anonymousreply 172March 8, 2022 2:23 PM

Queen Elizabeth will finally admit on her deathbed that she ran the psychic friends network for years from her basement, often answering the phone as "Josie". A new flavor of bubble gum will emerge , but no one will care.

by Anonymousreply 173March 8, 2022 2:27 PM

Major UFO sighting. It will be stupid and cause a media hysteria.

by Anonymousreply 174March 8, 2022 2:32 PM

DJT will die under mysterious but not surprising circumstances the last week in May or the first week in June, 2022.

by Anonymousreply 175March 8, 2022 3:57 PM

Trump will see 2023.

by Anonymousreply 176March 8, 2022 4:06 PM

The rumor is Putin's backers are slowly turning on him, will he end up "falling" out of a high window?

by Anonymousreply 177March 8, 2022 11:03 PM

R177 I do not see Putin dying in the near future.

by Anonymousreply 178March 8, 2022 11:08 PM

Damn!

by Anonymousreply 179March 8, 2022 11:12 PM

It looks like nuclear war ahead.

But I was trained in school in the 70s on how to stay safe.

Duck and cover!

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by Anonymousreply 180March 8, 2022 11:17 PM

They're basically identical, you even hide under your desk. I wonder why?

by Anonymousreply 181March 8, 2022 11:40 PM

Putin will not win the war and he will die.

by Anonymousreply 182April 17, 2022 9:49 PM

I had a horrible vision of the Oscars next year being taken over and the audience being held hostage after people are murdered on live TV. I don't ever have ideas like this but I kind of shivered . It was unreal. I'm just putting this out in case.

by Anonymousreply 183April 17, 2022 11:56 PM

OP, Anderson Cooper looks horrible wearing that babushka. Boy, he sure has aged!

by Anonymousreply 184April 18, 2022 12:01 AM

R183 Ugh. I like mine better.

by Anonymousreply 185April 18, 2022 12:01 AM

R183 A few years ago I had dream I was at Disneyworld and a dirty bomb exploded. It was so real and the people ran in panic.

Luckily it hasn't had. Sometimes dreams are simply dreams. I also prayed it would not happen either so maybe prayer helps.

by Anonymousreply 186April 18, 2022 12:18 AM

The Cleveland Guardians will win the World Series.

by Anonymousreply 187April 18, 2022 12:19 AM

A high profile ex-athlete will be murdered this year

by Anonymousreply 188April 18, 2022 12:20 AM

More misery in store for Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 189April 18, 2022 12:21 AM

R162 if you dont quit whoring around , you will never find the one ! Even tho you hate your job you will realize you are stuck there. Go back to school. If you are kind to other people you will be amazed how kind people are to you. And quit bitching about your mother, she knows !

by Anonymousreply 190April 18, 2022 12:59 AM

Will Putin be taken out by one of his own people or by another country's agents?

by Anonymousreply 191April 18, 2022 2:03 AM

None of you have a good record of accuracy. This is the wishful thinking thread and since most of you are wishing death on others, and believe in this woo-woo, remember that what you put out comes back to you threefold, according to every other woo-woo belief system.

by Anonymousreply 192April 18, 2022 2:07 AM

Evil eats its own R192 or in Putty's case shoots or poisons it.

by Anonymousreply 193April 18, 2022 2:10 AM

"consciousness of the masses"- oxymoron, no?

by Anonymousreply 194April 18, 2022 2:33 AM

To quote Russian poet Yevtushenko, R193, "That which is built on blood will itself bleed to death."

It's just that it often takes a bloody long time.

by Anonymousreply 195April 18, 2022 4:36 AM

WW3- Vlad licking his lips

by Anonymousreply 196April 18, 2022 4:57 AM

It's amazing how many people saw something weird happening at an entertainment awards show. It's impressive.

by Anonymousreply 197April 18, 2022 1:37 PM

Show us the receipts, R197.

by Anonymousreply 198April 18, 2022 3:51 PM

Millennials will bare their fangs this decade.

by Anonymousreply 199June 9, 2022 6:49 PM

Ominous R199. What the hell does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 200June 9, 2022 6:52 PM
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