Celebrity Peen - Ever Seen One Up Close and Personal

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Michael Corbett in NYU gym locker room. Great body. Smallish peen.

Me, no one. But decades ago, a friend saw Robert Redford's close up at a urinal. Shockingly short and fat. Redford is very short and has fat little hands, I wasn't surprised about the rest of him.

Michael O'Keefe at a urinal at SFO. Quite big, very thick. He was peeing hands free, like he was displaying it and enjoying the attention he was getting.

Love this thread.

D-, the brother of L-. When it's hard it's just a bit smaller than my forearm (I'm a little guy)- and it gets HARD, not floppy like they usually are when that big. I can't even get my hand all the way around it at the base. That and the competitive bodybuilder body (29"W, 48"C), OMG. I'll look on my computer and see if I can find a faceless body shot.

OP, I am jealous that you got to see Hank Azaria naked in the locker room. But you saw him at Sports Connection in West Hollywood?

I was there in the 1990s and it was the gayest gym on the planet. Are you saying that Hank Azaria was there hanging out in the steam room with all the other guys looking for action?

NPH. I was sitting in the second row of a small theater. He was totally naked for 5 min on stage, right above me. Nice size, cut, thick trimmed pubes.

R8 Yes, Sports Connection was like a big gay bathhouse masquerading as a gym back in the 90s.

Azaria wasn't yet super famous when I saw him. I only recognized from the TV show Herman's Head. I was changing and getting ready to leave when he walked into the locker room. He was finishing up his workout and got naked, then wrapped a towel around himself and headed to the showers.

His chest and abs were beautiful, and I was hoping for a nice surprise when he took off his shorts. I was surprised, but not nicely. It really was one of the tiniest dicks I'd ever seen.

R6 Just say his name! Geez.

R10 - I never kiss and tell. Or suck and tell. That's bad form.

R11 Then at least give better hints.

There is a similar thread on LPSG. Lots of interesting stories.

Oh R13 - any highlights?

Riz Ahmed, his dick is so small he might as well have a vagina!

R12 - Chicago. Well-known (by sight, not by name) for insanely hot body, I mean like even in NYC or LA this kind of hot is exceedingly rare. And essentially nobody knows who his brother is, which is interesting on a number of levels.

R16 So he's not really a celebrity. Some Insta-ho?

R17 - He is locally. No Insta-anything. And his brother is a multi-Emmy winner.

Goddamn urinal dividers are the decline and fall of Western Civilization.

Tear down those fucking, obstructionist walls!!

Ellen Paige. Huge.

R18 Some local nobody. Yawn.

R13 Link, please?

I saw Bea Arthur drop her undergarment while doing a quick change backstage. I whimpered and raged at the unfairness of the universe.

Edward Albee went to my gym. He was very old. I'm sure I saw that penis.

Former Senator Al Franklin at Minneapolis Airport men's room: surprisingly large and fat.

It’s Christmas Day, for God’s sake! Give a rest for one day, whores! You can get back to cocks tomorrow.

Merry Cockmas!!!

R26 There is not greater gift than the gift of cock, dear.

Mark Lin Baker. Thick, big, somewhat botched cut job. Skin tag hanging just below the frenulum. Not a deal breaker.

Sam Neill at the San Francisco Athletic Club locker room in the early 2000s.

Thick, average length, uncut, massive bush.

Keanu...Nicest naked Celebrity I know. Lots of soap opera male stars. Brady Anderson (Baltimore) hung well after his shower Eric Lindros (Flyers) fat, long (got longer) thick, probably the best cock I ever had up my ass. adorable man) Troy Aiken-closeted, once he got over his reluctance-so scared of being outed-Skip Baylis took care of that problem when he wrote his book.

Oh I’m so disappointed to hear that Hank Azaria has a small dick!

R31 How big was Keanu's?

I heard Brady Anderson had a big one.

Most memorable for me was Christian Campbell. He's done graphic nudity in a film since then.

I saw Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor nude on stage in The Paris Letter.

I also saw Ike Eisenmann from the Witch Mountain movies in the steam room. His face still looks the same. Big dark bush, average-sized penis.

I don't care if Hank Azaria has the world's tiniest penis -I'd still do him!

And he could be a grower rather than a shower. Many of us are!

I saw Rick Cosnett from Vampire Diaries and Flash fully nude in a production of Take Me Out. Nice cock, dark blond bush, hairy butt. He's very handsome.

CutlerX. He hollowed me out. Very sweet guy too.

R36 I can't stress this enough. Hank Azaria's penis was a micro-penis. Seriously, I don't think I'd ever seen anything smaller. Tiny little balls, too. Even if he was a grower, it'd be 2 inches hard at best.

R38 Porn stars don't count. We've ALL seen their junk.

R39 I guess Helen hunt never minded Azaria’s micropenis… which tracks.

Al Parker, but who hasn't seen it?

#29 must have been real close to note that kind of detail.

If Hank Azaria has a mini-peen he must have been padding when he did this movie.

[quote] Skip Baylis

It's Bayless. He's the brother of that TV chef Rick Bayless.

Moe Howard from The Three Stooges.

His pubes had a bowl cut.

Apparently OP thinks most guys flaccid are down to their knees.

r24: The 14th street Y! I saw Mr. Albee there many times. Average size soft. Cut, He was a lovely fellow to chat with and I got the impression he was quite lonely.

r44: he may have very well been padding for that role. That character was supposed to be very sexualized and a huge threat to the male lead (I can't remember the name of the film though).

[quote] It’s Christmas Day, for God’s sake!

Baby Jesus is in his manger, suckling at his mom's teat! Joseph and the magi are looking on, eagerly. This is no time to be thinking about penis!

Josh Groban. Average size. Nice bush

I don't believe the micro-peen story.

[quote]Eric Lindros (Flyers) fat, long (got longer) thick, probably the best cock I ever had up my ass. adorable man)

Eric Lindros is gay???

R48, yeah there. I never spoke to him as I thought he probably didn't want people gushing over him. Lonely? So accomplished though his lover had died.

[quote]D-, the brother of L-. When it's hard it's just a bit smaller than my forearm (I'm a little guy)- and it gets HARD, not floppy like they usually are when that big. I can't even get my hand all the way around it at the base. That and the competitive bodybuilder body (29"W, 48"C), OMG. I'll look on my computer and see if I can find a faceless body shot.

R6-WORSE THAN HITLER

R51, where did you see him?

A soap opera actor. He played a "stud" on his show but even that didn't prepare me for what I saw at the urinal.

Bigger and thicker soft than any man I've been with was hard.

R4 I love when guys do that

To R53...Don't you know, no athlete is GAY? Eric was no exception. but he was gorgeous back in the day!! Smart man when it came to talking about Hockey (and money). I've talked about this before on DL.

[quote] It’s Christmas Day, for God’s sake!

NOT ON CHRISTMAS, DAWN!

Eat shit and die in a grease fire, frau cunt R26.

[quote] Eat shit and die in a grease fire, frau cunt

Yes, Virginia.....there is a Santa Cunt!

R44 Yes, he was definitely padded.

I remember seeing Azaria in The Birdcage in his little thong and thinking, "He's definitely stuffed, because he sure as hell doesn't have a package like that."

[quote] I saw Rick Cosnett from Vampire Diaries and Flash fully nude in a production of Take Me Out. Nice cock, dark blond bush, hairy butt. He's very handsome.

How big? Was he cut or uncut? Where did you see this production?

R52 Well, you can choose not to believe it, but it's true. Believe me, no one was more disappointed than I was when I saw it.

R64, the show was at a small 99-seater in West Hollywood. I think he was cut, but this was 11 years ago so I can't remember. I do remember how hairy his butt was and that he had a natural bush. Some of the other cast members had manscaped.

I've told this story before on DL. Before he announced his run for the presidency and was a relatively unknown state senator, Barack Obama worked out at my gym almost every morning. Usually playing hoops with Arnie Duncan (future secretary of education) and Rahm Emanuel (future chief of staff, then mayor, now ambassador to Japan). Obama was the type of self confident jock who thought nothing about walking from his locker to the showers naked.

Closest thing to celebrity peen I ever saw was a local San Diego reporter, Greg Dumas, in the early 80's. I saw him naked at the gym, in the sauna.

He was in his early 50's at the time. His cock was quite impressive, especially the girth. The length was nothing to sneeze at either.

A few years later he got killed by a drunk driver.

R67, you saw Obama naked?? Details please.

R29 Fucking disgusting. Mark Lin Baker hope you’re not lying.

R67 I would have liked a glimpse at Arme Duncan's junk.

Or even Rahm, who looks like one of those little fuckers who has a big one.

Timothee Chalamet at a urinal. Armie Hammer took the urinal one over from him because I guess using the one right next to him would be considered gay. So I just went to the empty one right between them.

R67 Ya don't get to come to this thread, tell us you saw Obama naked, then provide no descriptions of what you saw.

Bob Fosse in a urinal at 890 Broadway. Small (maybe drug-related shrinkage).

Taylor Nichols. He showed it to me after banging a (female) cast mate of ours because she left him bruised. Medium but not thick.

And I actually had sex with Peter Allen . Surprisingly large (8+”), thick and beautiful. But alas, at least with me, he was a total bottom.

Joshua Morrow (The Young and the Restless) smallish side of average. Cut. Dark.

This is secondhand, but I one hundred percent trust the person who told me.

R57, which soap opera stud? Can you at least give us some clues?

[quote] It’s Christmas Day, for God’s sake! Give a rest for one day, whores! You can get back to cocks tomorrow.

STFU, clown.

Wait I just remembered seeing someone who I am still convinced was Ron Reagan Jr naked at the urin next to mine at the St Mark's Baths back in 1979. Most beautiful athletic legs one can image, thin but jacked body, beautiful black hair and a decent sized dick.

Disgraced former governor Andrew Cuomo. I was using urinal in popular midtown French bistro during late 80s. I frequently saw Cuomo there, his office was upstairs. Cuomo came into men’s room next to me, unzipped and flopped out his large cock, uncut, flaccid 7-8 inches, a real beauty. I normally would have noticed but he just flung it out so nonchalantly, you could tell he was proud of it.

He was sexually harassing you, R79. He can't help himself apparently. It's a 24/7 thing with Andy.

This thread is a Christmas miracle.

R39 I suppose Helen had the bigger one, which is why they broke up.

To this day, Lex Barker had the largest…package…I have ever seen.

I get a big kick out of fantasy posts like R79.

I too have seen Hank and the micro peen is a fucking lie. It is on the small side but perfectly normal and when it grows who knows?

Barak Obama is average, completely average.

Mandy Patinkin in the locker room at Gold’s Hollywood. Stubby cock and his body was stippled with clumps of fat. Was kinda shocked. I just assumed he’d have a decent body.

Chris Meloni at Crunch. This man loved to cock shirt. He would really take his time getting dressed in the locker room. I’ve seen his dick at least a dozen times.

Gerard Butler at the urinals in the Chateau Mormont. Fat, kinda hung. And he pissed hanging back a little - almost encouraging one to take a peek.

Dave Matthews in the steam room at the Peninsula Hotel spa. He had a nice-sized cock…and wasn’t shy about walking around nude.

[quote] Chris Meloni at Crunch. This man loved to cock shirt. He would really take his time getting dressed in the locker room. I’ve seen his dick at least a dozen times.

So have we.

R84 Where did you see Azaria? And when? Trust me, it's a micropeen.

Ron Reagan Jr was a dancer so the athletic legs would make sense. I can see him having a big dick.

For you elders, I saw Dennis Weaver at the Melrose Baths in the early 70s. Very well-built with a big cock.

R89 Lucky!

I occasionally do community theater and a few years back, there was a young man (probably 25-26ish at the time) that was chatting with a few of us gay cast members and he nonchalantly mentioned that a few years earlier, Kevin Spacey hit on him in a hotel at a public urinal. (This was before Spacey's scandal.)

He described Spacey's cock as being very thick and symmetrical. He was interested but he said when he came back to the hotel lobby at an agreed upon time Spacey ghosted him.

(Not my up close and personal but it is what it is.)

Saw the late Gene Siskel's at a urinal when I was in college. He was there doing a film lecture. His cock was surprisingly long and thick and hung nicely. I'd guess it was about 5" soft.

Daniel Radcliffe on stage in Equus.

R87 I don't trust you. You clearly do not know what a mircopenis is I would guess Hank would be 3 to 4 inches hard. A micro would be less than 2.

You were disappointed by the size of Hank Azaria’s penis? Were you expecting him to fuck you or something?

Time for me to turn off Google Alerts..

R94 So Azaria has a micropeen. Thanks for confirming. :-)

Aren't most cocks symmetrical?

Way back in the 70s, when I was a teenager, I peed next to Nipsey Russell in the Las Vegas airport. At the time, I'd never seen a penis so big. It was really long and really thick and uncut. As a budding gayling, I was mesmerized by it, especially as he was finishing up and started shaking it. It flopped around like a snake.

R13 what is the name of the thread or link so I can find it?

r94 = micropeen specialist and lie detector.

If you watch the old Gunsmoke episodes on MeTV in the mornings right now you'll see plenty of Dennis Weaver's hefty VPL. He was one big hangin' man back in those days. And when he was young I always thought the was one of the sexiest men ever.

Almost drunk John Green at a literary awards ceremony, I will say he DID NOT wash his hands after peeing.

I was in the Royal Academy in London for an exhibition. I went to the toilet and soon realised that a man was uncomfortably close to me at the urinal. It was a very well known UK broadcaster, eminent in his field, and he was wanking and motioning me to look down. I wish I hadn’t. It was huge. I left, and he chased me all over the gallery until he was stopped by fans. I can’t even give a hint because he is married.

Would someone with a "micropeen" really be parading around a locker room? No guy wants to be seen flaccid. Even Neil Partrick Harris says he and josh Radnor would be just off stage fluffing.

[Quote] [R29] Fucking disgusting. Mark Lin Baker hope you’re not lying.

Not disgusting to me. He had a pear shaped low slung ass and fleshy but not muscular thighs. Probably a good bang.

R104 Name or GTFO

Bottoms don't need to be hung so if they have two or three inchers, it's fine. If a guy is into being humiliated for his inadequate dick size, then two, three, four inches would be something he would strunt around and want as many guys to see. Maybe Azaria himself is posting about his micropenis, reading the responses, and jerking his nub at the idea we all know he's hung like a flea.

At the old Printing House gym in NY, now the Equinox: Calvin Klein (icky shaved body and a dick that looked like a slug); Will Arnett (hefty cock, thick-ish); Rupert Everett (average).

Also, elsewhere: John Glover (impressive); Jay O. Sanders (average); Robert Sean Leonard (nicely proportioned, eminently doable).

John Glover has BDF so not surprised.

R87 wrote: "[R84] Where did you see Azaria? And when? Trust me, it's a micropeen."

I hate to inject logic into this, but the "when" part makes no sense whatsoever. Unless you saw him as a prepubescent child and decided it was a micropeen, it's not like it was going to be a different sighting in adulthood -regardless of the date.

Have told this story before.

File this under "almost famous," but in the early 1990s I was working out at a hotel gym on a Sunday afternoon, and as I was on the treadmill this handsome, very fit man kept making eye contact with me in a cruising kind of way. Neither one of us initiated a hello, but we kept catching each other's eye.

The gym was about to close, so I showered ... and waited, but didn't see him, so I thought he must have left. I got dressed. I was still at my locker when, at the last possible moment, he entered the locker room and started peeling off his gym clothes. He was one of the most beautiful men I had ever seen -- thick dark hair, lean and muscular -- and not a bit shy about showing off his cock, which was larger than average and worthy of attention. He actually stood in front of the mirror and posed to admire his own naked body. There were about four other men in the locker room who were staring at him as much as I was.

He went to use the shower, then the rest of the men in the locker room cleared out, and I decided to use the toilet just so I could time my exit. When he got out of the shower I emerged from the stall, I struck up a conversation with him and we had a friendly chat about how he was from out of town and worked as an actor. Much of that time he was standing in front of me, fully naked and drying himself off with no modesty at all. I was close enough to clearly see his thick wiry pubic hair and beautiful dangling cock, and I was mesmerized.

I continued chatting with him out to the elevators and that was the end of that. I saw him a few more times and he was always friendly, but stopped being cruisy. It was Mark Frankel, who starred in TV shows like Sisters, Fortune Hunter, and Kindred: The Embraced. His career had success but he did not become a big star. He died in a motorcycle accident in 1996.

[quote] Almost drunk John Green at a literary awards ceremony, I will say he DID NOT wash his hands after peeing.

He probably was raised by people who taught him not to pee on his hands.

My brother peed next to a hockey player named Wendel Clark. (I had to look up the guy's name because I didn't know who he is.) The facilities didn't have urinals but those old trough like things so everyone's dicks were just hanging out. Wendel Clark guy stood next to my brother to pee. My brother is straight, as far as I know, so he wouldn't have checked for details, but he said he couldn't help notice Clark had a very long foreskin that he peed through instead of pulling the skin back.

"Obama is average, completely average."

Cuz he half-white.

R112 here is Mark Frankel‘s oldest son Fabien Frankel.

Fabien is also an actor and will be in the Game of Thrones prequel series.

R114 I looked up Wendel Clark's picture when he was young.

This isn't really a "celebrity," but back in 2004, the cop son of San Francisco's police chief was arrested for being drunk and roughing up a guy on the street and stealing his fajita. The incident was nicknamed "Fajita-gate," and the cop's son, Alex Fagan Jr., a beautiful guy, but total douche nozzle, was put on trial for it.

I was part of the jury pool for the trial (didn't get selected as a juror). During a morning break, I went into the restroom and Fagan Jr. came in and stood a couple of urinals down from me to take a leak. He had a really long, thick cock. Really, really nice. The guy was a pig, but he sported a mouth watering dick.

Here's a picture of what he looked like back then.

R99 - Nipsey Russell, now there's a name I haven't heard in a LONG time!

R118, go contribute to the “Random Nobodies Whose Dick You Saw” thread.

Nobody gives a fuck here.

I hate people who start their posts “It’s not [the thread topic] but…..”

R120 Havin' a bad day, honey bun?

[quote]I never kiss and tell. Or suck and tell. That's bad form.

Then why even say anything? GTFOH.

Posted this a while back, but a young Eric Roberts soaping himself in the shower at the Y in 1980. Totally un-selfconscious and grateful as I complimented him on his recent performance on a TV show. Splendid in every way.

R123 Description of the peen, please.

David Bowie, he was surprisingly large for such a slight thin man.

I got a flash of the Bowie dick while he was on stage in the Elephant Man on Broadway. I had first row seats, during one scene he was in this diaper thong costume, during that scene his penis was exposed because, apparently that night, the diaper thong was too loose. I sure wasn't prepared for that.

Here's what he was wearing.

2 months ago, I was back in NYC for work& meeting with my clients. I went to the men's room (had to piss like a racehorse). I get to the urinal, let loose with the Piss of Death (sooo much Pee). A man comes in& 2 urinals down, starts peeing. I look over and it's about 6 inches soft, nice cock. He smiles (great smile but looks tired). I tell him "Nice dick, in NYC for a week, we can go out for dinner, or I can cook u something, swallow u later. He laughs, give him my card,write private email-cell number, leave the bathroom. 4 hours later, my client is talking to him in the hallway. I walk up, she says this is Jason Hoppy....I'm like OMG ur Barfenny ex. what a fucking bitch. My offer still holds. I would LOVE to see him in bed servicing him. (Love to see his cock hard!!).

^^WTF?

I have no idea what you just said.

R120 I hate when you breathe.

James Franco - very respectable with a nice bush. Saw it in an airport.

[quote] [R118], go contribute to the “Random Nobodies Whose Dick You Saw” thread.

How dare you post a non-celebrity cock here! This thread is for VIP peens ONLY. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!!!

Well, seeing as how the topic is “Celebrity”, yeah I would say that’s pretty fucking stupid.

YES R131, but he's "kind of Fuckable" and I would have sucked his cock-let him take me hard!!

Alright, I’ll give you that.

[quote] I would have sucked his cock

(Looks around) Me too.

R131 I live in NYC, and I remember the Fajita Gate trial. It actually made national news because it involve the SF Police Chief covering up for his son.

SEE R133...Can't we all get along? That was nice!!

R118's hot guy is dead.

And he was a bit of a celebrity due to that case. It has a wiki page and everything.

Mark Frankel was gorgeous, R112. Lucky you!

R136, the post at R118 was not referring to senior's cock, he was referring to junior's cock.

Above someone posted about Albee at the 14th Y. I go there so all this is Y : Agreed: albee was a nice guy - normal cock. Also there: Al Roker- avg dick. I was about 3 minutes too late to see Daniel day lewis junk. My buddy saw it said it was smallish / avg Kander or Ebb - the one that died. The NYC 14th st Y is an old dude fest. Balls & moobs to the ground.

No, R136, that's Alex Fagan Sr., the dad, the former SF chief of police. The hot douche nozzle is his son, Alex Fagan Jr.

R136, how did he die at 60?

r124, if memory serves (and it often doesn't) it was above average in length, cut, and pretty thick. But we're talking 40 years ago, and I was also trying not to blatantly stare at his dick. But since this is all fantasy anyway: It was HUGE!!

Mentioned these before I believe. Saw Jeremy Piven at the City Spa LA and he said in the sauna with one foot up reading a newspaper. Sat on his towel. Nothing to be ashamed up there. Nice looking cock. Bigger than average a bit thicker than average and some great heavy hanging balls. Also saw Nate Barkus in the shower. Nothing to brag about. Bit thin and average length at best. Fred Schneider at the Russian Turkish Baths. Good sized dong.

[quote]James Franco - very respectable with a nice bush. Saw it in an airport.

Some of these peen encounters are downright incoherent! Was Franco walking around the airport with his cock out. 😂 🤣

This is why gay men shouldn’t be in the same bathroom as straight men.

R144 gosh is it that hard to figure out it was a bathroom? It’s not incoherent; it wasn’t a necessary detail. But then again neither was the airport. I came, I saw and later on I checked all thinking about it

Gay men never forget a penis..

Really, I’ve always forgotten the few I had last week. No way I’d remember ones from years ago.

TRUE DAT!

Barney Frank Brian Stokes Mitchell

I love how some of you bitches can provide vivid details of a cock you briefly glimpsed out of the corner of your beady eye in 1976. That’s the kind of person I want sitting next to me at a dinner party.

Yet they can’t figure out why people do the towel dance at the gym.

R136, you’re a fucking muppet.

George Snuffleguppulus at NYSC 80th. Small but great bush. Super hot bod.

No one cares about a nonentity, r126.

R150 You saw the penis of a person with five names?

To R155...He's Barfenny ex-husband (was on TV...Bravo!!!) He is a str8 man (with terrible taste in Gash). Despite what Bitchenny says, Jason got half the skinny girl assets. He can always. have another child.

I knew Will Arnett was packing.

He's so smarmy but in that cheating husband sort of way that is totally my Kryptonite. I would do him in a second.

I’m not familiar with whatever language R157 is speaking. You’ve lost me, dear.

I’ve NEVER seen a penis at a urinal. Maybe once with someone big and sloppy about it. I don’t believe most of you at all. Between Timmy and Armie at urinal? You looked both ways huh? Wtf! And the more elaborate lies are even sicker. Make it at least funny…

I remember in junior high seeing the guy who hit puberty first in our grade’s cock and with the before yet unknown about pubes and it was shocking and overwhelming.

r67, I don't believe Rahm was hanging out with Obama before he won the Illinois Senate primary. Probably just some other angry short guy.

R160 You've never taken a peek? LIAR!

Helen Lawson.

Rust red bush. Thumb length with a giant mushroom head. One ball larger than the other.

There was the fat nelly conservative queen who ran a conservative website and tried to claim a gossip story where Obama and Rahm met up in a Chicago bathhouse for secret trysts.

It was a truly ridiculous bit of failed propaganda for many reasons, one being that the bathhouse was Man's Country, a place where even bleach ran away from the facility in fear of the nacreous layers of perma-cum.

A few more details about Obama's cock, please. "Average" isn't enough. I hope he was intact and not mutilated.

Yes, more details about Obama. Was he sporting major bush, low-hangers, as much detail as you remember please.

I swapped BJs with a designer on a reality show at a friend's party about 10 years ago. I think his name is Nick, but I can't remember the show. He had an average u/c cock and was overly groomed down there.

I was using a urinal right next to Adrian Pasdar at a fundraiser. When he caught me looking at his meat he looked directly at me after he was done peeing and without saying anything smacked his penis against the palm of his hand a couple times, put it away and walked out.

Oh, my, I wish that Adrian Pasdar story were true. He's dreamy.

R166 and R167 - R67 here and I never said it was "average". That was some troll who posted that. He was definitely way better than average. I'm a gay man after all - it's what caused me to notice in the first place and why I was always on the lookout for him.

[quote] Goddamn urinal dividers are the decline and fall of Western Civilization. Tear down those fucking, obstructionist walls!!

“AND PUT A GLORY HOLE WHERE IT OUGHT TO BE!”

[quote]- John James of Dynasty fame, again at a urinal in a hotel in Denver. Quite girthy and beautiful.

Was Jeff Colby cut or uncut?

Denver, we’re they shooting exterior shots for the show?

I once walked into a men's room as Jon Hamm was exiting. I will forever regret my bad timing.

I have enjoyed my moments at every trough urinal I've ever experienced.

Mike Pence at a DC hotel. Average dick. No balls!

[Quote] [R67], I don't believe Rahm was hanging out with Obama before he won the Illinois Senate primary.

I do. He was hanging out in Chicago's Democratic circles, with likes of bill c and David Wilhelm in the early to mid 80s. I know.

R166

R167

Small side of average, circumcised high and tight. He was not shy at all. His body was fit but not defined. lean and doughy at the same time.

I've never used a public urinal. One, I'm pee shy and can't do it if someone is within view, I don't care who it is. Plus I've always considered urinals (especially those disgusting long troughs) to be disgusting. Growing up, modesty during bathroom activities was preached strongly in my family. Evacuating your body waste and washing of one's body are things that should always be done in private. I will admit that over the years I've relaxed my shyness at showering with others. I've had lots of fun in the shower with amorous partners over the years. But no way can I use the toilet in front of anyone else.

R174 No, but it was while Dynasty was on.

Back in the 1980s, Marvin Davis was the head of 20th Century Fox. He was from Denver, and every year, he would put on this huge charity extravaganza called the Carousel Ball and all the stars would show up for it.

My friend and I went to the hotel where most of the stars were staying and waited for everyone to return from the ball. I went to the bathroom, and as I was peeing, in strutted John James, looking totally hot in his black and white tux.

He was cut.

r180, are you Amish?

R182, certainly not. I'm 68 years old. I was raised in an era when people were not as free with their bodily functions as they are now. As far as religion is concerned, I was raised in the Episcopal Church, but I've been an atheist since 1972,

R183 Urinals have been around much longer than you have. Sounds like you were raised in an extremely prudish, "the human body is shameful" type of household.

[quote] I was there in the 1990s and it was the gayest gym on the planet. Are you saying that Hank Azaria was there hanging out in the steam room with all the other guys looking for action?

Maybe he was getting into character/doing research for Birdcage.

To the poster who saw Nipsey Russell shake it like a cobra -

Maybe he was flirting with/ coming on to you. A straight ex-coworker of mine told me Nipsey came on to him when he (my friend) was an underage teenager.

Jason Hoppy has BDF.

So The Wiz was pedo central.

R186 I had never heard of Nipsey Russell being gay. Well, that puts my whole experience in a new light now.

[quote] So The Wiz was pedo central.

You think that was bad, you should’ve seen Circuit City!

Jason Hoppy used to be a really good looking man, and yes he has BDF for miles, but he's looking rather boney in the face lately. Rather sickly. He also has the look of a stereotypical sleazy opportunist.

Nipsey Russell neither married nor had any children. He never appeared to be romantically linked to anyone.

Keanu at open urinal Catch One. He winked at me when he caught me looking.

Jesus, r191, you’re right. Now he’s right out of central casting for “sleazy guy you know not to trust from his first appearance onscreen!”

R193 Peen description, please.

No one knows who this is, but I saw an actor named Bret Harrison's cock at The Standard on Sunset back in the mid aughts. It was a nice for a flaccid dick.

I had Nipsey.

So did I.

R193 I was high. It was dark with clouds of dry ice and black light so didn't see much. The wink did it for me.

Almost forgot. Saw Harry Hamlin's hairy hamlins at urinal Rose Tattoo. No wink.

Jason Hoppy in R191's pic looks like he's audition to play Gavin Newsom in a new covid flick.

[quote]Jason Hoppy used to be a really good looking man, and yes he has BDF for miles, but he's looking rather boney in the face lately. Rather sickly. He also has the look of a stereotypical sleazy opportunist.

When I think of sleazy opportunist, the first person that comes to mind ( after Trump) is Bethenny Frankel.

R196 His name is "Brett Harrison's Cock?" Odd name for an actor, unless he's in porn.

r177 I keep them in a glass jar in my bathroom

R177 I'm assuming you saw him at a urinal? So how did you see his balls? Did he pull them out when he was peeing?

[quote][R196] His name is "Brett Harrison's Cock?" Odd name for an actor, unless he's in porn.

Up your nose with a rubber hose, R203

R192 Wow. Never knew Nipsey never married. Geez, maybe he *was* trying to hit on me at the urinal all those years ago.

I knew an actor named George Clooney’s Ballsac once.

R181 we went to Currigan Hall a couple of times to watch the celebrities go inside. I remember an (allegedly) coked up Brenda Vaccaro hanging out of the window of her limo gawking at all of us waiting to see who came in. I also remember this KAWEEN running around with a dozen roses I think he thought he was going to be able to hand to the famous ladies as they went into the ball, but security was really tight and he never got close enough to anybody. We saw him RUNNING from one entrance to another clutching the roses to his chest like they were pearls. Then once everybody went inside and the crowds dispersed we saw the roses laying discarded next to a fountain, almost as if he'd slammed them down in a huff as he flounced off. You guys who went to the Westin were the smart ones.

R209! Yes, we went to the Westin (although I don't think it was called the Westin back then; I can't remember). We went to the hotel bar about an hour before the ball was over and acted like a couple of people just having drinks. That night, in addition to seeing John James' thick dick (the highlight), I also saw Lucille Ball, Fred MacMurray, Jack Gilford, Donna Mills, Michele Lee, Priscilla Presley (total cunt, by the way), Harry Belafonte, among others. It was a bonanza!

R210/R181 I snuck inside Currigan Hall one year after the ball was over. I was walking around the building and came across an entrance on the south side of the building where the waiters were breaking down all the buffet tables and going in and out so I just went inside and nobody stopped me. There were TONS of leftovers. Everybody who attended was long gone but security was still tight so there wasn't much to see and you couldn't tell who sat where at the tables. I wandered around inside for a while before I got spotted by a cop, it was clear I didn't belong in there and he threw me out.

R211 Boy, you were brave!

R211 Next time wear black pants and a white shirt, caterwaiter attire will buy you time if not full entry.

I've told this story here before. I was at a skate show in the old Bradley Center in Milwaukee. During intermission I went to the men's room to pee. I walked in, went to the urinal, and next to me was gold medal speed skater Dan Jansen. Of course I looked. Not especially long (long enough though) but quite thick.

I've also posted about this before, but I saw both Chris Meloni and Sam Rockwell being leisurely full-frontal at the old Crunch on Lafayette in NYC.

Meloni standing butt-naked in front of a mirror blow-drying his (limited) hair and pubes.

Rockwell sauntering out of the shower, rubbing a towel on his back and displaying his nubbin to the entire locker room.

This was the year that Oz and Box of Moonlight broke, and before male celebrity nudity was really a thing online. So they had to go where the audience was, I guess.

But I remember it used to be like that everywhere—going back to adolescence, some guys just liked to be naked and show off what they had. Two of my childhood friends, who are straight as can be, got naked around other guys at every excuse from age 10 on in the late '80s. It was just a way to be rowdy. And guys at Boy Scout camp would run around naked at the drop of a hat. I of course couldn't join them because I immediately got an erection, which I couldn't understand.

Fabio in the locker room of Gold’s Gym Hollywood way back. It’s disappointing. Also Tony Hamilton presenting hole in steam room of Athletic Club.

Oh honey, there isn’t enough time to tell you how many I’ve seen. That’s why I’m the blowjob Queen!

[quote]I saw Bea Arthur drop her undergarment while doing a quick change backstage. I whimpered and raged at the unfairness of the universe.

Damn! At least Medusa’s onlookers were frozen as unthinking stone, no further trauma to suffer.

[quote] No one knows who this is, but I saw an actor named Bret Harrison’s cock at The Standard on Sunset back in the mid aughts. It was a nice for a flaccid dick.

Aw, I liked him in Reaper and The Loop. Shame his career seems to be MIA.

If we exclude porn stars, I’ve only seen 4/5 of the stick of a minor pro hockey player I was in love with (unrequited, alas), and the full view from extreme close-up of one of Playgirl’s Real Men of the Month candidates from 2000.

I've peed next to several Hollywood stars but never once had the guts to peek. I have a sense of shame unlike some of you bitches.

Why not? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. You’ll never be in that circumstance again.

[quote] It’s Christmas Day, for God’s sake! Give a rest for one day, whores! You can get back to cocks tomorrow.

Not on Christmas, Dawn! Please, not on Christmas...

I've posted this before: Peter Krause's, in the dressing room for a high school play. Very long, very impressive.

I remember your brief mention, R222.

I would love to hear a second-by-second replay, along with the context about Peter Krause as a high school stud.

Did he proudly show off? Pubes? Was he renowned as a cocksman?

I don't believe that Barack Obama is average sized.

Michelle always looks like the cat who caught the cream.

The top student council officers of a class in my HS were noted horndogs who were infamous for fucking their girlfriends like rabbits.

I saw them both naked in casual locker room situations, and I will say those girlfriends had a lot to be into.

After graduation, it was rumored that both of them were bisexual and might have been into each other the whole time.

Then one of them was in a major studio comic movie.

[quote]Michelle always looks like the cat who caught the cream.

I've no doubt that Obama's tongue is eloquent in more ways than one.

I almost forgot about Fred Savage at the Korean bath in Los Angeles. Great body hair all over, incredible bush. Circumcised average size dong but not shy about anything. Super hot.

Ryan Gosling has been rumored to be a totally naked hanger-out at the spa mentioned at R227.

Thomas Middleditch has also been a frequent nudie seen at R227.

Good for him. If that's what you want, let your cock fly!

Yes, Ryan Gosling and Zac Efron always hang out there.

[quote] Rockwell sauntering out of the shower, rubbing a towel on his back and displaying his nubbin to the entire locker room.

No wonder he always felt like somebody was watching him.

What sort of stuff goes down at this celebrity Korean bath?

Of course all you fantasists and rejects have seen the cock of all the major gay sex symbols.

I have been to Century Spa a number of times and it is not too far removed from being a Korean version of a gay bathhouse. But I have never seen anyone famous there.

Well you better go back on different days cause apparently you can watch Ryan Gosling top Zac Efron.

Love the tech guru being scared by the cute animal clip in his presentation at the beginning, and at the end, a similar creature is ripping the President apart on the new planet.

R236, please take your comments elsewhere.

[quote] What sort of stuff goes down at this celebrity Korean bath?

Damned if I know.

R214 - I don't think I would have noticed Dan Jansen's dick, I would have been so focused on his big ass.

Yes, I was married to Sean for a few years.

Oh, wait!

I once saw Dan Levy naked a the gym and his dick was enormous. Beautiful gorgeous cock and balls. What a stunning specimen.

[quote]Former Senator Al Franklin

It's "Franken," thank you very much, and I'm glad you enjoyed a look at my Frankenfurter.

r242 I knew I misspelled it..so sorry!

[quote] [R26] There is not greater gift than the gift of cock, dear.

You got that right sister. Cock is eternal.

R244 Second greatest gift is servicing a hot cock.

When I worked out at EBC in Chicago I saw a lot of "local" stars, media people and some well known types like restaurant owners, etc.

But I did see two of the actors from Dick Wolf shows. One was Jesse Soffer and the other was that Australian guy who used to be on House. (he didn't have the accent for this)

Soffer was average (nice, nothing to scoff at soft, for sure) and very thick, while Aussie guy was slapped-on-his-thighs-when-he-walked big. Long, and thick too.

[quote]I once saw Dan Levy naked a the gym and his dick was enormous. Beautiful gorgeous cock and balls. What a stunning specimen.

Dan Levy the standup comic or Dan Levy the Schitt's Creek creator?

Dan "Schitt's" Levy is so repressed—and borderline gender nonbinary—that I can't imagine him ever being naked in a locker room.

R241-Dan Levy.

Go away, we hate you.

I'm jealous you saw Jesse Sofer naked, R246 - he is really fucking cute.

r246 do you mean Jesse Spencer who is or was on Chicago Fire? He is hot as shit.

When I read someone had seen Dan Levy's talleywhacker I was thinking it was this Levy, William Levy. Then I looked up Dan Levy and was aghast anyone was excitied about seeing that thick browed thing's dingaling.

No, I don't want to see this guy's johnson.

R252, he makes my skin crawl.

r223, I just got a flashing look at it, but was impressed because it was big. He was hairy and unshaven (as everyone at our high school in Minnesota was in those days).

He wasn't much of a BMOC in high school (though he was quite handsome), though I heard he later was the campus stud at Gustavus Adolphus from h. s. classmates who went to college with him.

I’ve been lucky enough to “see” stars like Sandy Helberg, Vincent Schiavelli, Michael Berryman among others.

Everybody in Toronto knows that Wendel Clark is gay and deeply closeted.

R256 what else do they know?

Not just in Toronto.

Yes tell us more about Toronto please

[quote] he later was the campus stud at Gustavus Adolphus

Did you guys grow up in St. Olaf?

R250 yes, Jesse Spencer. He was on House and very blond then. Thought he was smoking hot then. His appearance was a little more AWG on Chicago whatever show.

But he's got a great body. The way he walked was just.....hard to describe but there are times you can just see in a guy's walk that he's a total confident stud, and that was him. And then "thwack* his dick slapping on his thigh.

I never, in a million years, would have thought Jesse Spencer had a big dick.

Jesse Spencer is hot as fuck, but doesn't seem to have a thigh-slapper in the naked photos online. That he's uncut makes him even hotter, imo.

R263 that looks like a really old photo of him. He was much more trimmed and definitely at least twice as big as he was there. Big enough and hanging enough that it was slapping as he walked. And way less stocky.

And another (from the same trip to the beach).

He might be a grower and was maybe semihard when you saw him, r264? I don't think men's penises get significantly longer as they age.

Could be R266.

EBC is a very competitive space so I wouldn't be surprised if he fluffed up a bit to walk out of the shower. His dick may have also been responding to something he saw in the showers!

R266, sometimes they get significantly shorter, unfortunately.

Those photos are proof that these HUGE 6 INCHES SOFT are all fantasy

Old photos of a much dumpier, chubbier Jesse from 20 years ago, in what looks like a cold outdoor filming environment, are not "proof" of much of anything.

Richard Kind in the showers at the West Side Y many years ago. Fat soft cock and pretty decent sized, I'm guessing 6" or so.

Jesse has a hot snout!

Bunch of pervs in this thread.

[quote] I don't think men's penises get significantly longer as they age.

The balls do, trust me. But not the shaft.

Keanu is not hung. He is rumored to have a short (below average) but thick cock.

[quote]I saw Dennis Weaver at the Melrose Baths

Was he gay? Or fooled around on his wife?

[quote]Bunch of pervs in this thread.

R273. Excuse me! We are performing a public service. It's our civic duty. Kind of like voting.

[quote]Bunch of pervs in this thread.

Appreciated, we always strive to please.

Was washing my hand in the sink when I peeked on Marco Rubio pissing. Uncut but with foreskin partially retracted. I remember he also smell very good.

Regardless of his politic he's one hot papi.

Rupert Everett in my gym. He was visiting, as I live in a foreign city. He was swanning about the weightlifting room, glancing at people to see if they recognized him. Then he went into the locker room. It was there that I saw that his dick is HUGE. And he knows it and was showing it off, fluffing it and walking around without a towel. It was honestly kind of gross. He wound up baiting a young, good-looking guy into the steam room and they had loud sex. Everyone lying in the rest area could hear it. The man is not exactly discreet.

We've seen Rupert soft and it's tiny.

Rupert Everett's cock si NOT huge.

Rupert worked as a rent boy in Paris for awhile. Do the peen math.

[quote] Rupert Everett in my gym. He was visiting, as I live in a foreign city. ... It was there that I saw that his dick is HUGE.

Are you from Japan or China, by any chance? Every dick looks huge there.

🙄🙄🙄, another racist to ruin a thread.

R279 Saw him on the Senate floor from the gallery (2015). He's very good looking.

So per DL rules he must be gay, right? Or at least bi.

R286 Nah. We don't want that MAGA fuckface.

R216 I think we were in both places at the same time. Were you there when Keanu displayed his shortcomings?

Are we sure those old photos are Jesse Spencer? They lool nothing like him

Those pics of Jesse Spencer have been disproven. They were photoshopped with his head on someone else's body.

[quote] Are you from Japan or China, by any chance? Every dick looks huge there.

He could be from Ireland.

What movie was Jesse Spencer naked in?

One of my best friends from college sucked off Rupert Everett at a nightclub in Paris.

Verdict: Nicely sized.

I'm sorry for your loss, R293.

Was your friend an early HIV victim, or later?

[quote] I'm sorry for your loss, [R293].

One does not get HIV from sucking dick. If it was an easy transmission method I would have died 15 times over the last 5+ decades.

Who would EVER admit to sucking off Rupert Hasbeen Everett?

Is this rupert?

[quote] Chris Meloni at Crunch. This man loved to cock shirt.

Cock shirt?

You’re talking about flaccid dick. You have no idea how big they are until they’re hard.

[quote] I would have died 15 times over the last 5+ decades.

That’s all? Oh, you poor man.

You don’t want to see his peen?

R301=Dan fucking LEVY

NO. Nobody wants to see your nasty ass needle dick.

R302 - I do - I want to see if he's as hairy as his dad and has a giant bush.

I do too.

I'd rather see the Letterkenny guys nude.

Who?

r305, there's the occasional ass shot on the show, but I guess there are not a lot of gay Canadians visiting Datalounge who might catch those guys at the local urinals, lockers, or stream rooms.

I know R307. I wasn't speculating on the odds of it happening, just stating my preference for them over La Levy.

r257 they know that the club's current president, who was hot af when young (still not bad) was a true bisexual who wasn't fussy about fuckbuddies, male or female. (Consenting adults--never heard anything otherwise) He was with another closeted (gay) teammate for a while when they played on the same team. His ex now works for that team.

They also know that the true heart of the team, and to many the real captain, is allegedly closeted. He unfortunately chose the athlete beard route, like another notorious player with whom he played when both were young.

I wish there was male nudity in Corner Gas.

R298 Wearing a tee or a tank and nothing else, aka bottomless, think “Julianne Moore in Short Cuts”…but a man. It’s an oddly common practice among gym exhibitionists.

Julianne Moore did THAT? Seriously? What a whore.

Up close but not personal, JFK Jr in the Cole Gym at NYU in the 80s. Not signing my name to this one!

Billy Stritch—like a coke can

NY1 Weatherman Erick Adame.

Okay, nothing to write home about

[quote]Billy Stritch

Ew

R316, not his peen tho! It’s the real star

NO R317. Look at what it's stuck to.

R313 You can't tell us you saw John John's john john and not describe it.

Yes I have. I've fried quite a few sausages in my time.

[quote] Up close but not personal, JFK Jr in the Cole Gym at NYU in the 80s. Not signing my name to this one!

Forget your name….. details??? Cut or uncut? Small or big soft? Thick?

JFK Jr, was American which means he was cut.

Unfortunately r322, a lot of American men are uncut.

The only Americans who are uncut are poor or their parents didn't love them

I'll throw my hat into the ring since we are mentioning Z List celebrities. Roger Bart has a beautiful thick 8" cock. I got to suck it a couple of times. He isn't out. I don't even think he is gay, probably definitely bisexual. In my sluttier days I set up a makeshift Gloryhole in my apartment and he stopped by. I remember the day exactly, because it was my boyfriend's 30th birthday and I felt horribly guilty, but couldn't pass up the chance. Not because of him but because of the description of his cock - I had no idea who he was. I only learned who he was when he gave me his info to come suck him off again at his UWS place this time, same setup. He liked the Gloryhole situation and someone worshiping his large cock and talking about it. He was into fem bottom black boys. I was one of those things at the time, so I didn't get fucked but I certainly enjoyed his cock in my mouth and how masculinely aggressive he was. You could never tell from his fresh baked cookies pics. But that cock was gorgeous.

R325, this sounds believable to me. I know Roger Bart was married and has two kids, but having seen him in TV and films, I have never ever believed that he was straight.

JFK Sr was uncut and got cut as an adult.

Just think about all the action JFK's cock got ... and those women said he wasn't even that good at it, they just wanted to have sex with a Kennedy.

[quote] In my sluttier days I set up a makeshift Gloryhole in my apartment and he stopped by.

Did you ever forget to take it down and have friends or family stop by?

That Roger Bart guy comes across as Married Mormon Gay.

R329 yes. Even though I was a complete amateur I acted very professionally.

R325 good info thank you

I can confirm that Roger Bart is a) basically straight and b) has a big dick. He is a furry beast!

R333 = Sutton Foster

Roger Bart reminds me of so many actors I was with when I was involved with the local theater scene(s).

Actors seem to often (not always, but often) have a fluidity/bisexuality that isn't found frequently with other men. I think if they've acted a male/male love affair or sex scene it opens some bit of flexibility in him.

Roger Bart has a huge dick and will let you blow him if you ask nicely. At least that was how it worked for me. (not joking - met him at a party, asked him if the rumors were true that he was hung like a mule. Asked him if I could see it..we go to the stalls and I am choking on his cock.

Was that in your Christmas Newsletter this year?

How charming.

(Frankly, it definitely would be in mine!)

it was in the Christmas newsletter the year it happened.

R333 again (and no, I'm not Sutton). I think R335 has him pegged (so to speak) - Roger is just a randy sod who will get off whenever and however he can. He is definitely in the "a mouth is a mouth" school.

[quote] "a mouth is a mouth" school.

I went to that school. Is where I studyed architecture.

I wonder if Roger Bart is still accepting suck jobs from guys.

R340 wins!

Looking at Google Images, Roger Bart went to the Boris Johnson School of Hairstyling.

Why is there so much conversation about Roger Bart's cock? Of all people!

Yes what about me??? Talk about me!!!

Allen Ludden. He was hung like a horse.

r344 because Roger has a huge thick piece and if you get him at just the right time you can be on your knees swallowing his rather large salty load.

yes R347 He looks like a sweetheart but he definitely makes you choke on that dick until he busts copious amounts of sperm down your throat.

For those of us who are out of the loop (me), can someone explain the connection between Roger Bart and Sutton Foster for me?

And for those who have had him, is he cut or uncut?

By the way, looking at some videos of Roger Bart on YouTube, he certainly seems gay to me.

He is cut R349.

[quote] For those of us who are out of the loop (me), can someone explain the connection between Roger Bart and Sutton Foster for me?

Young Frankenstein.

R351 Thank you.

And didn't they date for a time?

Roger Bart is just the DILFy type I like. I would gladly deep throat his dick and gulp down his salty load.

^^ But he's so fucking homely.

Put a bag over his head and then maybe.

He isn't the image of gorgeousness, but the DILFness plus smarm factor would just work for me (and others, apparently).

Brian Boitano before I went down on him. Average size, nice bush

Ooooh, honey, that’s nothing to brag about.

Boitano? Meh.

If anyone's seen Steve Langton....or John Daly, for that matter.....let a bitch know.

Catcher Darrell Porter in his prime. I was checking out his beautiful beefy ass at the urinal. Walked up to the urinal beside him. He caught me sneaking a glance. When I looked up he was smiling and then nodded. He was tickled by my appreciation of his 9ish thick cut meat.

Believe me -Roger Bart knows he is not gorgeous. He actually described himself to me as "funny-looking." Obviously spoken with the confidence of a man with a large penis...

[quote]studyed

Oh, dear.

Why would celebrities have to go to public gyms?

To show off, of course!

R360 - woah, Darrell Porter was hot!

For r298

Cock shirt!

r361 "Not gorgeous" is an understatement. So is "funny-looking."

He's more like "beaten with the ugly stick."

[quote] And didn't they date for a time?

No. They fucked for the run of the show, but they NEVER dated.

So Sutton is a slut?

Somebody has to pick up Rebecca Luker's mantle, R369!

Does anyone have pics of Roger Bart's long and girthy penis? Please post them if yes.

[quote] Oh, dear.

Sorry, sometime the language get scrambled in my brain. If you speak six language, it happen to you too.

I can’t believe this thread has me hot and bothered over Roger Bart and the thought of him fucking my mouth with his big hairy cock. Well done, DL!

Roger Bart always seemed handsome in a quirky way to me. His Housewives role seemed to be a perfect fit.

But he was hotter when he was younger.....I'd love to have this guy jam his fat cock in my mouth, for sure!

I honestly thought Roger Bart was straight when I heard he was with Trisha Paytas, which makes me question him as a human being.

I'd link the video but it's just her carrying on and crying for about 12 minutes.

So if Roger, Andy Karl and Patrick Wilson were all on stage together, it would be a yardstick's worth of cock! (well. almost.)

Roger is straight, R375. He's not into getting fucked or sucking dick. But he loves to get head and doesn't care who it's from.

I'm going to cum if posters don't stop talking about Roger's big cock.

He looks like Emma Watson in R374's link.

[quote]Almost forgot. Saw Harry Hamlin's hairy hamlins at urinal Rose Tattoo. No wink.

R200, can you please provide details on Harry Hamlin's cock & balls?

I was an extra on a movie that featured Bruce Willis - was about to say 20 yrs ago but it's closer to 30 (!) now.

Anyway, I saw him at a trough urinal in an old government building used for the shoot. There was someone between us for the first few seconds but once that person left I had a clear view. And I looked, wasn't letting that chance slip away!

Bruce was really visible soft - I mean, he wasn't like down to his knees or anything, but he hung soft as long/thick as some guys I know are when they are hard. But the hottest part was his stance. He was pissing hands free, hands on hips, talking shit with someone behind him. It was hot as fuck.

I refrained from kneeling for a closer look.

R381 Was this at the Quaker Prison in Philadelphia during the 12 Monkeys filming?

r381 if you looked like a barely legal boy you would of had a chance!

[quote] you would of had a chance!

Oh, dear!

Steve Wilkos from that Jerry Springer knock-off trash talk show The Steve Wilkos Show in the locker room at Equinox. For a 6 foot 3 inch guy, he suffers from tiny meat.

R285 Not racist if it's true. Asian men have smaller cocks on average. Doesn't mean there aren't some large Asian cocks. But most are smaller than other races. Do your research, travel more and find out for yourself. I happen to love the smaller Asian cocks.

If Willis were hung you would have seen it more than the two times he showed it.

R382 Right state, wrong city/movie. It was for Striking Distance.

Jesse Metcalfe used to work out at my gym. I could never catch him in the locker room, but I often used the machines right after he did so my clothing absorbed a lot of his sweat. Next best thing to seeing his cock.

John Wesley Shipp used to work out at the Paris Health Club (where Bruce Willis was once a trainer) on NYC's UWS. So did Kevin Bacon at the beginning of his career. Shipp had a magnificent body and was very proud of it. Don't remember his cock as particularly large, but it was an attractive feature of his great body. Bacon too was average (at least flaccid) but he was a doll of a guy, a real sweetheart.

JWS is a wonderful man.

JWS is high up on the list of peen I wish I'd seen (and tasted)!

You still could, r392.

392 it is real and it is fabulous...his cock hard is as pretty as he is. Thick, long, straight veiny. about 8 1/2 I would say.

Does Roget have a natural dark bush or is it trimmed or flecked with gray?

The Paris Health Club was celebrity central into the 2000s.

[quote]392 it is real and it is fabulous...his cock hard is as pretty as he is. Thick, long, straight veiny. about 8 1/2 I would say.

cut or uncut?

Paris gym at Bway and 97th st? That area was never very glam.

R389 Would catching COVID-19 from him be like getting fucked by him?

You all really stick your heads in those urinals and look.

Do you bring a tape measure? Have you no pride?

Some people collect autographs...

r397 uncut. I never had such an intense fuck where it was so casual afterward. Such a nice guy who could turn into a fuck machine.

r401 shit I meant cut...not uc

[quote]I honestly thought Roger Bart was straight when I heard he was with Trisha Paytas, which makes me question him as a human being.

Well, since Trisha identifies as a trans man, that means Roger was with a man!

[quote]Thick, long, straight veiny. about 8 1/2 I would say.

They all are ,Honey. Apparently you can't get a SAG card unless you 8 1/2 .

Yes, r397. It was the only gym in the area in the 80s, well before some of the bigger chains set up shop. LOTS of steam room and sauna activity.

This may not be "celeb" enough for many of you but I saw one of the members of The Cardigans at a party, after a show. He was in the back of an event space, in a sort of dark corner.....I shared my joint with him - we exchanged looks a few times and some other guy was nearby too. I think someone he knew. That guy unzipped him. He looked at me and said "want to see? take a look!"

I was frozen in place and didn't make a move to go over and touch him, but the other guy eventually went down on him. Meanwhile, I got a good long look at his insanely long, fat cock.

I have to admit it was so long ago and I didn't know their work well at the time, I am not really sure which one - I know it was either the tall, brown haired guitarist or the tall brown haired bassist. I think it might be the guy behind Nina here (bassist).

This thread is making me HORNY!

So did they or didn’t they?

R406 If it's the bassist, he's sexy!

R409 Yeah it was the bassist. Now that I've looked at photos of him (Magnus) that sexy smirky face...unmistakably him.

The thing that confused me - he's much taller than others in the band and on the video clips I was looking at last night his placement on the stage made me doubt myself and think the dude in the front could have been him.

Also, he had much longer hair by the time I saw them (1996).

I wish I had knelt down right there....it was a baby's arm holding a fat plum (with a little hint of foreskin). I don't have too many regrets but damn, that was one.

Quick, someone email this thread URL to Roger's agent.

Roger, if you're reading this, you have a long list of hungry cocksuckers who would gladly slobber and slurp on your sizemeat and swallow your thick, salty load!

What was Fred Savage doing in a bathhouse? I remember him saying that he did research for playing a gay character on that TV show Crumbs, but that would have taken it to another level. His brother Ben seems to be living in a glass closet.

Nobody cares what the Savage brothers are doing.

Mark Ruffalo. From behind - he was changing at a theater that I was working in. Bending over to put on underwear on - ass was beautiful, round, hairy and muscular. His legs were massive, hanging down were a very nice set of hairy balls and a nice hairy crack. The peen was think - and looked pretty long. I feel like such a creep because he was really such a nice warm and friendly guy, so nice to all the staff. I should have looked away, but I couldn't. I wasn't spying - he just didn't know there were people standing behind the curtain which was open facing us.

Love that R414.

R413 I’d say enough people care if they are posting or upvoting about it. It’s fine if it’s not for you but let people enjoy what they like.

R414 Ruffalo has a nice, big, meaty dick. We got to see it in "In the Cut."

Can we hope that Mark Ruffalo has been at least bi-curious at some point? Or is that a total dead end?

Chris Cuomo

Ruffalo strikes me as so cool and confident that he would have mentioned it if he had, R418.

Just circling back one more time. Everyone sure you don’t want to see me? I would be happy to meet at a urinal somewhere and piss next to you. Or set up shop in a locker-room with my dick out.

Seriously. Just say the word.

Mark Ruffalo has had every queen in the United States drooling over him at some point, so if he had dabbled with boys we'd know.

Quite happily into girls, happily married with a daughter.

Silly, r422. There's no such thing as "happily married."

That is not music at R406. That is noise.

Not that the Cardigans were some sort of Earth-shattering brilliance, but I would LOVE to know what Missy r424 thinks of as real music.

And frankly, if Magnus' cock is as amazing as described, he could blow a damned airhorn in my face if it meant me getting a taste of it.

[quote] [R244] Second greatest gift is servicing a hot cock.

R245 And the Third greatest gift is swallowing every last drop of it’s sweet creamy load.

It bears repeating R416: Nobody cares what the Savage brothers are doing.

And for the person who thought Fred Savage was in a gay bath....not in the least. It was a Korean bath.

[quote]Chris Cuomo

R419, details please.

Here you go

[quote] every last drop of it’s sweet creamy load.

Oh, dear!

Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

[bold)Celebrity Peen[/bold], huh?

Sounds like a great idea for my next album title.

Let's try that again.....

[bold)Celebrity Peen[/bold] hmmm.....

Sounds like a great idea for my next album title.

Let's try that one more time....

[bold]Celebrity Peen[/bold] hmmm.....

Sounds like a great idea for my next album title.

r434 You need to be able to write songs.

YOU need to get your name correct! 😂 🤣😂 🤣

It's Billy [bold]Corgan[/bold]

Courtney Love? She never sucked MY cock.

My latest celebrity crush is Sean Astin. Has anyone seen this cutie pie’s peen?

If you are going to talk about peen named Astin, then show me Mackenzie Astin's, please. He is beautiful.

R440, Here's Mackenzie's junk.

^Thanks. Mackenzie has a nice cock and he's still in nice shape.

A relatively minor celebrity: Dave Salmoni. He used to work out at my gym before Covid hit. An average size but nice cock. A great upper body but the legs were a bit thin for my taste.

Mackenzie Astin has a huge bush. I'm impressed.

What possessed Mackenzie to do that?? Just one day decided to show it all?

Mackenzie and I are the same age. When he was on Facts of Life, I wanted him to be my first boyfriend.

Never thought I'd actually see his cock someday!

I’ve seen Cheryl’s dirty smelly snatch. Does that count?

[quote]What possessed Mackenzie to do that?? Just one day decided to show it all?

It's a movie, Timothy Bottoms and Stephen Tobolowsky are in the group too.

It is nice the men's group did it without fake dicks.

Yes, I was the doctor that chopped off Bruce Jenner’s dick. What a lovely specimen that was…

Luke Evans. More girth than length. I tink you'd be pleased.

*think

Brian Cox. No comment.

Except you don’t exist, r450. He still has it.

He just likes to play dress up.

Where is the Salmoni peen online?

Tom Hardy has claimed to have been with men. No one has seen his? How about Daniel Craig?

Tom Hardy quickly distanced himself from that comment when success beckoned. He’s an actor. All actors are narcissists and will accept attention from anyone, animal, vegetable or mineral.

R456, there are pictures of DC on the internet. He's nude in the bathtub. I remember someone posted the pictures on DL ages ago. Nothing to write home about. Average.

Thanks I found it! Average size but I do like his balls.

Everyone has seen Tom Hardy.

R460 difficult to tell if he's cut or uncut

Daniel Craig looks beautiful when he is properly lit and photographed. But in person he is not a big deal. I saw him in person years ago he's only about five foot nine or five foot ten with pasty white skin. You could walk past him on the street and not give him a second look.

[quote] Thanks I found it! Average size but I do like his balls.

No, he’s above average. If that’s average then Tom Hardy is a micropeen.

R461 Tom Hardy is definitely uncut.

Tom Hardy’s dick is so tiny and skinny. No girth at all and half the length is just loose hanging foreskin.

[quote]Daniel Craig looks beautiful when he is properly lit and photographed. But in person he is not a big deal. I saw him in person years ago he's only about five foot nine or five foot ten with pasty white skin. You could walk past him on the street and not give him a second look.

i've never seen Daniel Craig look so hot! no wrinkles and his body is great.

Did he pull his foreskin all the way back for that last scene or is he cut? it's soft but you don't see any skin really even crinkled up under the head

If he's a bottom it doesn't much matter, R465.

Who said he’s a bottom?

Years ago I saw pics of Craig naked in 'The Mother', and recall tells me he was very unfluffed and surprisingly cut. Pics may be scrubbed, get to it DL sleuths.

Hardy's pouty myspace (?) pics weren't exactly butch. He did look like he was trawling for a top.

[quote] My latest celebrity crush is Sean Astin. Has anyone seen this cutie pie’s peen?

Have you seen him lately? I doubt he's seen his own peen in years.

r443: I don't care that much about his cock, but Salmoni's nips are PRIMO. Just the way I like 'em. Big , dark, erect and oh-so-chewy-'n-suckable.

R472 - I like his 1930s haircut there.

Salmoni used to date Chelsea Handler. Clearly he has no taste in women.

What are the deets on Salmoni's peen?

Salmoni's salami

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I wish the poster who claims to have seen HGTV personality Scott McGillivray's dick would post here again.

I believe I saw Chris Wallace at the Glorious Health club in Washington DC in the 90s at a gloryhole getting his dick sucked, it wasn't big, but it was a beautiful cut dick, and he was smiling at all of the guys looking at it.

Really, r479? I'm having trouble imagining Chris Wallace at a gloryhole getting sucked while a bunch of guys watch him. Jake Tapper, yes, but not Chris Wallace.

Getting back to Azaria, aren't there a whole bunch of rumors that Helen Hunt is a lesbian? I know there are pics of her and Gillian Anderson dancing that are very suggestive.

If true, Helen probably was the power top then.

Helen got messed up when she did that Angel dust and jumped out the second story window.

R481 Yes, that's the rumor. It's also been rumored that Azaria is also gay and that their marriage was an arrangement.

Neither one of them has remarried since their divorce 22 years ago.

Chris Wallace is gay?

No, he’s not. That was fan fiction.

R479, so you “believe” you saw him at a gloryhole smiling at others while at the same time seeing his dick on the other side?

Do you even know how gloryholes work?

Where’s the Sure, Jan gif?

R472 Salmoni served as the last minute (the original bailed) emcee for a charity auction I was involved with about 13 or 14 years ago, held at Jazz at Lincoln Center. I think his manager was trying to expand his professional horizons. (A similar situation had occurred with Padma Lakshmi, before Top Chef got big.) I was unfamiliar with him at the time.

He was handsome and tall (6’ 3” or 4”). He had broad shoulders and a very long torso, which I love on a man. He seemed a little out of his element and tentative in his delivery. I can understand that: it was a classic case of “who’s available tonight!?” My friend said he seemed dumb, but I think he was shy. Regardless, he kept a sort of “aw shucks” shtick up all night.

He had very nice skin/coloring and gave off a healthy vibe. His head/face was a little small for his physique, but I could live with that. He also had good energy, was friendly, and didn’t rush to leave at the appointed time. He emanated nice-boring straight vibes. He seemed like the kind of guy you would fall in love with as your college freshman roommate due to the frequent mistaken thinking of “he is so nice to me, he must be gay.”

I did not see his dick, but I like to think it was tall, broad, smooth, and solid…like him.

r483, Hank Azaria has been married since 2007 to Katie Wright.

R488 I didn't know that. IMDB doesn't list her as his wife.

Wikipedia gives very thorough and organized information about Hank Azaria (and every other celebrity). Unfortunately, they do not provide any photos of his penis.

It sure as hell looked just like him, R480! I told people at the time I thought it was him. He wasn't as famous at the time, and he was in a middle booth.

[quote] Unfortunately, they do not provide any photos of his penis.

They don't have a camera lens strong enough.

R479 here, this happened to me close to 30 years ago, and it is the only time I have seen anybody famous in a place like that. People aren't getting sucked the whole time while they are in a peep booths, they stand back and play with themselves too, so multiple people can be watching, sorry if I needed to clarify.

Who can forget?

Goddam. Wrong thread.

I'll bet Patti's is big. She has big dick energy.

I’m sure Evita saw lots of Argentine celebrity peen in her day.

R494 you get a WW for the irony.

[quote] Helen got messed up when she did that Angel dust and jumped out the second story window.

Omg, was she okay?

I don’t think some people here know what Glorious Health Club in DC is. They probably think it’s some swanky gym! Lol

[quote] Omg, was she okay?

Luckily, Christina Crawford was there to save her.

Which Christina r501? the one who is a great big fat person now or the one who met Norman Bates in Psycho III?

R75, a small-average cut cock for Joshua Morrow makes sense based on this wet swim trunk photo:

Is he related to Jennifer Jason Leigh?

[quote] Helen got messed up when she did that Angel dust and jumped out the second story window.

[quote]Omg, was she okay?

Unfortunately, no. Are you sitting down? I’m afraid I have some bad news.

She dead.

First, it came for Helen, then her kid brother Doug McKeon and I swear that girl who would play Jan Brady in the parody movies decades later, and all the while Christina Crawford’s hands were tied to do anything, because snotty rich white girls have all the power. Tragedy with a capital T.

Goddamn, if scenes take hours to shoot sometimes, how long did that poor actor have to balance that crank on his finger before he hoodwinked poor Helen into taking it? He probably need physical therapy afterwards. And how did he move it so effortlessly between his pinky finger and index finger between cuts?

R502 see R506 for the answer!

You gotta love the special effects, R506.

We’re we really supposed to believe that’s how the windshield cracked?

What does Helen Hunt's stanky snatch have to do with CELEBRITY PEEN?

Maybe she played wingwoman for Kevin Spacey?

R511, if rumors are true, Hunt likes the women, hence being with Hank Azaria may have been like dating a woman, almost, because apparently his penis very, very small.

I live in NYC, so I’ve seen a few.

Chris Mekoni, an exhibitionist, naked in the locker room a lot! Tony Goldwyn, very nice body, cock a little bigger than average. Kevin Bacon, in the 80’s used to throw his towel over his shoulder and blow dry his hair naked Peter Bergman. (Y&R) had one of prettiest asses I’ve ever seen.

Anyone posting in this thread who is giving incredibly vague hints as to who it was is a total cunt. Either say who you saw or say nothing, idiots! What do you think someone is going to do, sue you for posting anonymously online that you saw a dick? Grow the fuck up, seriously!

R6 comes to mind, R515.

R514 what was Kevin Bacon's like? Cut or un?

r517 you'd rather ask for someones description than use that amazing machine at your fingertips to find out yourself? it would take you 20 seconds. G O O G L E

[quote]what was Kevin Bacon's like? Cut or un?

HAVE you seen "Wild Things"?

R517 It's cut and good-sized.

I forgot John Stossel? Is he a celebrity?

He worked out at the Y on 63rd, group showers. Great bush, normal peen. cut.

r521 did he leave a list on his locker on how to approach looking at his peen?

John Stossel used to be attractive until he turned into a right wing lunatic.

Is Stossel gay?

I think Stossel did a story on 20/20 a million years ago about how these rich people with homes on the coast (I think Fire Island) were getting government money to replace them when they were flood/hurricane damaged. Maybe it was FEMA or some other agency. Anyway, then Stossel admitted in the piece that he was one of those rich people!

A long way to get to the fact that he may have owned a house in Fire Island. Plus I like the 70s and 80s Dad look, and I would have loved to run into him naked at the Y.

I didn't imagine it. OK, sorry for the interruption. Back to celebrity peen.

I've written about this before, but I was at a Korean spa with Kevin Spirtas about 10 years ago. I knew him as I was casually employed for about a year and without cable, "so Days of Our Lives" was one of the shows I watched.

He had very nice "shower" length. He wasn't huge in girth though. Nice body, pubes seemed to be a bit trimmed...not full on bush, but not the overly manicured look either.

He's out and was clearly there on a date with a much younger guy...who was very tall. I exchanged a bit of chit-chat with them. I didn't let on that I knew who he was.

I saw John in about 2,000 and he had a VERY fit hairy as fuck body then.

He showered for a long time and that is an indicating of looking but I truly could not tell.

R526, I assume Kevin Spirtas was cut?

[quote]John Stossel used to be attractive until he turned into a right wing lunatic.

Whatever happened to him, is he still on the air? He was never the same after a wrestler slapped him in the head on camera.

Yes, he was, r528. He's Jewish according to Wikipedia.

Kevin Spirtas is an insatiable bottom.

The "I put my hand in" type?

I would love to see Richard Burgi's, up close and personal (see how I connected these two threads?).

Has anyone seen Andy Karl’s legendary cock?

Has anyone seen Raul Espadrille's bisexual cock?

Bruce Jenner?

R535 - that name in Google only brings up pictures of shoes.

Raul's cock was briefly seen in NORMAL HEART, depending where you sat. Reports were quite positive.

Dolph Lundgren

has a Fulbright scholarship.

R539 Is that a code word for a big one?

Has anyone seen Roger Bart's cock? It apparently takes up two different zip codes.

R541, Roger is that you fishing for more compliments? Your cock was discussed extensively upthread.

More please

I just saw one today at my gym,Volker Bruch from Babylon Berlin.

Very tight body, some pubes (overly trimmed) not much dick all foreskin. When he pulled it back to wash I could see the cock was very thin and short (soft anyway) the longer look was all skin. Very much the anteater look.

Much shorter than I would have imagined.

Almost certainly a grower, r544. That’s been my experience with uncut, (very) long-foreskinned men.

[quote]He's out and was clearly there on a date with a much younger guy...who was very tall. I exchanged a bit of chit-chat with them. I didn't let on that I knew who he was.

Are you talking about John Stossel? Never heard John was gay. I can't stand Stossel. Like Geraldo Rivera, he started out as a serious, one assumed, Liberal TV journalist, then became a Right Wing asshole.

I do know one of John's sons is an annoying trust funder who claims to be a 'poet' and a 'filmmaker'. His son has a clip up at YouTube, "Subway Love".

From Wiki, "Stossel lives in New York City with his wife, Ellen Abrams and children, Lauren and Max. They also own a home in Massachusetts. Stossel came to embrace his family's Ashkenazi Jewish heritage after marrying his wife, who is also Jewish. They also raised their children Jewish. Stossel identified himself as an agnostic in "Skeptic or Believer", the December 16, 2010 episode of Stossel, explaining that he had no belief in God but was open to the possibility.

On April 20, 2016, Stossel, despite never having smoked, announced he had lung cancer, and that as a result of its early detection, he would have a fifth of one of his lungs surgically removed."

No, r546. I was talking about Kevin Spirtas.

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Eric Martsolf. It was large and pretty in my hand. There was a hot tub involved.

R549 -- hey, how about more detail!

[quote]Omg, was she okay?

Fortunately, R499 she landed on Diane Linkletter

[quote]Mark Lin Baker. Thick, big, somewhat botched cut job. Skin tag hanging just below the frenulum. Not a deal breaker.

Don't be reeDICKewluss!

I work out at an old gentlemen's club. I've been a member for over 30 years. There is a swimming pool where you can swim nude (all the members are men....) I have seen a couple of city mayors; other local politicians; television news anchors, weathermen and sports reporters, and other local celebrities walking around or swimming.

I get a kick out of seeing them on the television or at charity events. They are so well-dressed but I know the shape of every cock and the density and color of every bush.

I'm not a tattletale. It's one of those "unspoken" rules of the club. I used to lie out naked up on the roof. There's nothing like the sun hitting and the breeze blowing across your naked body. My pubes get sun-bleached.

[quote]I don’t think some people here know what Glorious Health Club in DC is. They probably think it’s some swanky gym!

Sounds like a bathhouse, except for the social distancing part (see "RULES NEW, SOCIAL, AND MANDATORY" tab). But hey: they believe in the Oxford comma. So how bad could it be?

[quote]I used to lie out naked up on the roof.

And now, R553, you lie on Data,Lounge.

I know who Brian Boitano'd do

Kevin Sessums has a buck angel sized clit. He has a cunt, and IS a cunt

R553 you can tell us the name of the club.

People who report they know something but aren’t going to tell need to die in a grease fire. You shouldn’t even have bothered!

Just saw Aaron Paul in the locker room hairy, small and hot. He is much shorter than I would have thought.

more please.

I went on a work trip to Perth one year and caught the plane with the entire Western Bulldogs AFL team. Big boys. Very sexy.

Ran to the bathroom after the plane landed to take a long overdue pee and found the team following me in. Saw a few dicks right then and there. Think the first thing I did when I got to my hotel was masturbate.

Also kinda wanted to tell the boys: "you really should drink more water", it was hard to miss their, um, lack of hydration, shall we say?

[quote]Former Senator Al Franklin at Minneapolis Airport men's room: surprisingly large and fat.

We all love Al but stop making up shit.

[quote] It was dark with clouds of dry ice and black light

Wow, R199 makes Keanu's penis sound dramatic!

How did Keanu fit the dry ice machine in his undies?