Darren Criss: ‘Nobody wants to know about the good things on Glee – but I was f***ing there’

Before Glee, Criss had had small roles in Eastwick and Cold Case, but Ryan Murphy’s showchoir comedy allowed him to do both his passions simultaneously. He’d previously gone up for bit parts on the show but being cast as Blaine was his “Slumdog Millionaire moment”, where his first song on the show (a cover of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”) reached No 8 in the Billboard Hot 100. As with his Christmas album, it was a place to perform old and new songs together – something he was doing before the show, when he would spend hours every week playing covers in bars and restaurants.

Blaine joined the show in season two (when Glee was already watched by tens of millions) as a love interest for fan-favourite Kurt Hummel, played by Chris Colfer. For many viewers, it was the first time they’d seen a young gay couple presented positively on the small screen. “I have a lot of queer folks that come up to me, particularly older folks, that will say how much that relationship meant to them,” Criss tells me. “They’ll say, ‘When I was growing up, I didn’t really ever get to see that on TV’… and then I always remind them, neither did I… As a cis straight man, I also didn’t see that. And while I have not grown up as a queer person, I’m a lifetime subscriber, man. I’m a season ticket holder to the queer experience. I grew up in San Francisco in the Nineties; these are people that raised my cultural awareness… [so] also it means a lot to me.”

But the topic of straight actors playing LGBT+ roles is a much-debated issue. Neil Patrick Harris, who starred in Hedwig and the Angry Inch on Broadway before Criss did it on the US tour, has previously defended the practice, saying that there is “something sexy” about it. How does he feel about it? Here, that mistrust comes out in Criss – a fear of misspeaking on “complex” issues. “This is a really tough one because, let’s just say, I’ve been s*** on,” he says. “No matter what I say, I’m going to get into the same mess that I’ve always gotten in, which is me being what I believe is very fair and diplomatic, but nobody’s interested in that, because compassion is not currently in vogue. So I don’t know what to say.” We can come back to the question if he wants time to gather his thoughts? “I’m making it sound like I have some controversial thing to say, which I don’t,” he hastens to clarify. “What I say is very normal.” We agree to come back to it

Unfortunately for us both, the hard questions can’t end here. Last year, Glee was rocked by a series of accusations of bad practice and a toxic work environment on set. The most prominent were aimed at Lea Michele, who played the annoying and ambitious Rachel Berry and was accused by former co-star Samantha Ware of making her life a “living hell” on set. I can feel Criss suck the air through his teeth as I mention the allegations. “Bro, you’re getting right into it,” he says.

There’s a pause. “This is no bulls*** PR nonsense between you and me in this room, and whoever the f*** you want to tell. I have nothing but positive things to say about every single person on that show. I had such lovely interactions with everybody… for somebody who may get pinned as Mr Happy-Go-Lucky, it’s a bummer to me that I can’t celebrate the good things about people who have been extraordinary because I think the great things about people are not as fun to advertise as s***ty moments.” While he says he’s not speaking about any cast members in particular, he knows that fans want the “juicy tea” and will “love to try and think of their own version” when they read this. He’s probably right.

Criss continues: “Working on set is an extraordinarily high-pressure zone where the rules are famously written in sand… There’s a great deal of context and compassion that is missing that nobody wants to know about or write about. But I was f***ing there, and I saw a lot of good things. I saw ‘not great’ things, but not because these people are bad people, truly.” Maybe it’s his “bleeding heart idealism”, he adds, but “I don’t believe anybody was ever twisting their moustache, like” – he puts on a Dick Dastardly voice – “‘I know, I shall compromise these people by doing the following things.’”

It’s also easy to forget that this was a young cast, many of whom were in their first TV roles and had been “shot out of a cannon into the public sphere”. “I f***ing dare anybody out there to have the constitution to be able to deal with that in a way that is spotless,” he says. “Think about it this way. Think about members of your family, fights that you’ve had, things that were said that weren’t meant… If it was written down, or somebody outside the family saw it and broadcast it to other people, it would make you look like a s***ty family… The next night, you’re at dinner, the holidays roll around. You give each other a hug, you respect each other, you love each other. That’s how families work… No one’s gonna write about the good stuff. So I’m here to tell you there was a lot more good stuff than there was bad stuff.”

Assassination of Gianni Versace trailer It was on the show that Criss first worked with Ryan Murphy – a man he describes as a provocateur and a “first-rate showman”. The Nip/Tuck creator was Glee’s showrunner, but it took The Assassination of Gianni Versace, episodes of which were directed by Murphy, for the pair to really collaborate. The second American Crime Story season told the story of Andrew Cunanan, a young Californian who murdered five men in 1997, one of whom was the Italian fashion designer. While the other ACS miniseries have told incredibly well-known stories, Criss found creative freedom in the fact that Cunanan – who died by suicide eight days after shooting Versace – was more of a mystery.

“Unlike if you’re playing OJ, or if you’re playing Monica Lewinsky or Bill Clinton, or these public figures that have an extraordinary amount of documentation of how they look, how they sound, how they walk, how they talk, there was next to nothing on Andrew, which gave me kind of carte blanche to do whatever,” he says. “I think if Andrew was somebody that everybody knew, I think people would have had a very different expectation, because the assignment would have been different.”

It’s here that Criss brings us back to the LGBT+ question, saying that he doesn’t want to “shy away” from the topic. “I think for any role that you’re up for, you want to know if you add value to it, right?” he says. “The Cunanan role came up simply because I’m half Filipino and I share a pretty similar likeness to the guy… He was also very white passing, which I am as well, so there’s a lot of things there that really fit… There are so many performances that are either straight roles given by queer actors or queer roles that are done by straight actors that are so beloved, that we just don’t talk about those. But if they’re done poorly, we get up in arms and we blame it on the fact that this person isn’t queer, this person isn’t straight, as opposed to maybe they just weren’t the right person for the job?”

On stage this summer at Elsie Fest, the outdoor

The problem, he says, is the “double standard” placed on performers once they become public figures – say, on a show like Glee. “If there’s a role that requires somebody or something about them, whether it’s a queer character, or a character that does this or has this background, if we know nothing about them, do we have the objectivity to appreciate their performance?” he asks. “Did they do a good job? Did they service the story? Did they give it life? Did we believe it? Did it give the thing that that character represents visibility? And because the veil has been lifted, we can see everything about somebody. I’m now in a position in my life where folks can look up anything about me, at least [that] I’ve let out there. That is a standard that is held up to the roles that I play.”

Criss says that while there’s no “hard and fast rule”, he is acutely aware of the “social barometer” and has turned down “plenty of queer roles” over the years, saying: “I’ll read a script and go, ‘I, as a consumer, would rather see a queer man do this role.’” A few years ago he made headlines for seeming to say that he wouldn’t play an LGBT+ character ever again. Today, he says that was a misquote. “I was like, ‘I never said this,’” he says. “What I did say was that I don’t want to be another…” He seems to lose his train of thought. “This is less about what I said and more about the issue of clickbait and how it can dilute what was actually said and it becomes corrosive to the overall message. That’s what’s unfortunate to me.” He pauses. “You should f***ing quote me on that. You won’t, but it’s OK.”

I have one question. Who asked him?

He's so boring. Say something salty.

I’m sorry, I think he’s smarmy and has a growing, deep seated resentment that his career didn’t take off properly as he envisioned.

You can tell by his snarky poise, curt responses and tiny wrinkles forming around his features.

He’s going to age terribly because of it.

Cancel her, she's a disappointing bitch.

Doesn’t he have a Lamaze class or something to go to?

He’s over. No one cares what he thinks. Begone now.

Well if everybody was so wonderful on the show why didn't he give Lea a spot on his new Christmas album as she did for him when she released her Xmas album in 2019??

r8 Thats the one. He clearly thought he was destined for greatness.

From a recent article from another reporter:

“Darren also says he was misquoted when he apparently said he wouldn’t play another queer role and what he actually said (which he doesn’t reveal) was diluted for the sake of headlines.”

... .....

......

He was treated like the prom king (and literally was one in the show), of course he had a great tim on Glee. It created his career and he was able to act the creator’s pet, protected from the bullshit.

no one cares midget

he was the worst actor on the show his voice is that of a glorified karaoke singer

he was impressive in Versace... I'm assuming he took heavy acting lessons

...also, good hair plugs, bc he was damn near bald nead the end of glee

His eyes are striking in person.

He's not remotely handsome. Yet he is somehow handsome-adjacent. It's weird. It's like he lives in the Uncanny Valley.

It's about celebs, and showrunners, wanting to control the narrative while the press uses random negative bits (even hints at behind the scenes' drama) as clickbait. And let's face it, the public is more interested in the morbid or sordid drama than the "aw, we are just one big happy family behind the scenes!" act. That's why, say, true-crime podcasts are so popular.

Sad to say, but nice and bland no longer gets people's juices flowing. It's negativity the masses are craving and the press is more than happy to push the buttons of their readers and viewers to get ratings.

[quote]he had a great tim on Glee

Pics please.

Everyone on Glee was nice... to me.

I'm sure having Murphy's cock in his mouth everyday helped.

[quote] I think he’s smarmy and has a growing, deep seated resentment that his career didn’t take off properly as he envisioned.

I think R8 nails it.

"Not remotely handsome" is pushing it, toots

He seems widely disliked here but I think he is a decent actor.

Why all the hate? He’s handsome, talented. I think people really resent him because he just won’t come out of the closet.

Nobody wants to know about glee period. People have moved on.

His Christmas album (which he released a few months ago for some reason) is pleasant enough. His version of "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" sounds so weird and naughty.

Does he think using the “F” word so much makes him more butch?

He was very good as Hedwig

He really is annoying in an Anne Hathaway type way. Thank god his career went down the shitter. He can’t sing for shit. Slightly better actor though.

He’s so phony and annoying on Instagram with his over the top tributes for A Star is Born and In the Heights as well as the political stuff, “do you know your first amendment rights?” Also, his face bugs the shit out of me for some reason.

He showed off his hot ass in Versace. More of that, less whining.

He was just OK. I think he’s showing bitterness now that he’s peaked. He’s still relatively young, but he’s not going to ever “happen” in a big way.

He’s got a nice ass but I really don’t think it’s all that big or round.

He's a gorgeous mixed race man! I love him.

He was phenomenal in the Versace miniseries (everyone involved was), but this —

[quote] He pauses. “You should f***ing quote me on that. You won’t, but it’s OK.”

sounds like Trump. What does he have to be so aggrieved about? If you don’t like the way your interviews are processed and reported, then figure out a better way to express yourself or stop granting interviews.

Fuck him and his linebacker wife.

Merry Christmas 🎄

R29, I just hears that on the radio yesterday. It's the Justify My Love of Christmas songs.

R31 He licked my face and glasses at Hedwig and I still have a Marcia Brady-Desi Arnaz Jr dirty face from it to this day.

Literally no one cares.

Show your sweet ass again or shut up

[quote] neither did I… As a cis straight man, I also didn’t see that. And while I have not grown up as a queer person, I’m a lifetime subscriber, man.

😂😂😂😂

The line the PR firm paid for and the only reason this article was written. The lack of creativity in PR today makes you wonder.

This queen reminds me of a friend of mine who was very masculine and gay but he'd go out of his way to try to sound straight, so it became obvious he liked men.

Big “I listen to rap, I can say the N word” vibes

Can anyone that posts this picture as their "engagement" be straight?

Darren Criss:

[quote]‘I was f***ing there’

And whom were you f***ing, Darren?

What a queen.

He’s so woke like a good parrot 🦜

He and Nick Jonas must have the same PR firm.

If he really was gay, wouldn't there be some hookup stories by now?

He's a delightful young man trying hard to stay above the waves as many many people are trying to bring him down. All the hate here is ridiculous and dissapointing but then again it IS DL so what else to expect.

Why would you be disappointed that a man many here perceive as being in the closet gets hate? Even if it isn't true and this queen is a miracle of the miracles straight, it still stands to reason that on a gay message board that would be the response. Are you a homophobe?

DL is actually lenient to closeted celebrities that don't try to prove they're straight. That Sam actor had some sympathy till he went public denying being gay and calling himself normal.

I'm making fun of this guy but in the end I don't know about his sexuality. He strikes me as disingenuous because if you look at his videos online and pictures, he's very flamboyant, even if he is straight there's no way this guy didn't go through some homophobia, I have actual straight friends who did, an honest straight guy would actually use this as a response in order to connect with the community, instead of those stupid woke talking points. That's why Jamie Bell was applauded for acknowledging that he went through something similar in Billy Eliot.

He is far too pretentious to be a straight man.

Is his penis circumcised?

[quote]Darren Criss: ‘Nobody wants to know about the good things on Glee – but I was f***ing there’

Pop off, cis.

[quote] He's a delightful young man

He's not young and the other two are debatable.

I think he is hated here because he is phony as hell. The fact that a lot of people think he is a closet case doesn't help either.

Of course Glee was great for him the same way it was great for Lea (with the difference he doesn't seem to be difficult on set), he was protected and promoted since day one. His character was supposed to be the boyfriend of one of the main characters but in the end it was the other way round.

He is handsome, he can act and he can sing but he lacks star power. Saying he won't play gay characters anymore was the kind of stupid woke thing that rubs people the wrong way. The same that complaining he is not getting opportunities for playing those gay characters when the truth is he has a career thanks to those gay characters

If powerful Hollywood gays hadn’t helped Ryan Murphy early in his career, he’d probably be a serial killer in Indiana.

I find Darrin sexy and talented. My only beef with him is his woke language for points. That part is not sincere.

[quote]“Darren also says he was misquoted when he apparently said he wouldn’t play another queer role and what he actually said (which he doesn’t reveal) was diluted for the sake of headlines.

Backpedalling in full force - as DL predicted when the 'misquote' came out.

I couldn’t care less about his sexuality. I hate him because he’s a phony, arrogant know it all.

Any upscale restaurant within 50 miles of LA will have at least 2 waiters more attractive and talented than Mr. Criss.

And Mia is shaped like a refrigerator. And look at how defined the jawbone is.

As a gay actor, I think his responses were spot on. The usual DL cunts bitch, moan and rip people to shreds, yet have nothing to say. Fuck off.

R65 = Mia Swier.

A number of people have now gotten tired of Darren's current somewhat narcissistic look at me and oh also look how avant-garde I am because now I wear gold glittery boots, paint my nails assorted colors and think I'm a better singer than I actually am.

R51 stop, Darren, with all the dumb upthread questions. Blah blah blah

I watched the Versace miniseries for the first time a couple of months ago. After reading this thread, I think he channeled a lot of unresolved rage into his portrayal of Cunanan.

[quote]...As a cis straight man, I also didn’t see that. And while I have not grown up as a queer person...

Oh, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE with the "cis" "queer" "queer" "queer" "queer" "queer" "cis" "cis" "cis" "cis" BULLSHIT!

Cis is a SLUR, and for the love of Pete, referring to any gay or lesbian person as "queer" is only something you do if you've asked them! We are pummeled into the ground for the literal violence of getting a stranger's "preferred pronouns" wrong, but think nothing of declaring whole swaths of strangers as "queer" without their ok!

I am NOT "queer", or LGBTQIA+, you fuckers, I'm a GAY man. There are not different types or categories of men, so there's never a need to add "cis" to my gender! Enough with this shit!

Cis isn't a slur, it means "not trans"

You sound quite hysterical. I don't mind the terms cis or queer and neither do any other gay people I know so maybe you should lighten up. You lecture trans people for being overly sensitive but get worked up over a word like "cis"

"My only beef with him is his woke language for points."

Translation: I'm a Log Cabin Republican

[quote]‘Nobody wants to know about the good things on Glee – but I was f***ing there’

Cast suicides and drug overdose deaths have a way of grabbing all the attention. And then all the nasty things that all the cast members who weren't sucking Ryan Murphy's dick had to say about Lea Michele . . .

[quote]‘Nobody wants to know about the good things on Glee – but I was f***ing there’

Cast suicides and drug overdose deaths have a way of grabbing all the attention. And then all the nasty things that all the cast members who weren't sucking Ryan Murphy's dick had to say about Lea Michele . . .

[quote]Cis isn't a slur, it means "not trans"

That is like referring to two-legged people as "non amputees".

You sound like a clown.

“Queer” people are usually in opposite sex relationships and have no ties to the gay experience beyond a vague of notion of “I think I could date another girl” yet DEMAND a seat at the head of the table so they can order around actual gays and lesbians. It’s a political signifier and nothing else.

At the end of the day, it’s still straight people calling gay people “queer” and telling them what to do. How exactly are these people different from the Moral Majority of the fifties? “well, she IDENTIFIES as a man so you should wanna eat her pussy” is the new “You just haven’t found the right girl yet.” That’s not how it works and it’s so frustrating that the call is coming from inside the house.

some of you people on this site are unreal, in what world is cis a fucking slur?

R77, it became a slur when all the people who feel entitled to make people just through hoops to codify all their they/them/ze bullshit decided that they were entitled to also define everyone else’s gender identity.

I’m a man, not a cis man. That’s how I define my identity. It doesn’t suddenly change because 1% of the population is utterly insane.

Would I be allowed to be declare my own gender identity if I decided to chop off my dick and act like a professional victim online? Certainly. If a schizophrenic walking down the street said I was a purple monster, are THEY allowed to dictate the terms of my identity to coddle their mental illness? No.

[quote] Would I be allowed to be declare my own gender identity if I decided to chop off my dick and act like a professional victim online?

Sure!

Lllnlnlkn

"Normal" is the word you are afraid to trot out and own. Qualifiers are not necessary for "normal".

[quote]I watched the Versace miniseries for the first time a couple of months ago. After reading this thread, I think he channeled a lot of unresolved rage into his portrayal of Cunanan.

What unresolved rage? He's the poster child of privileged upbringing and career supported by powerful benefactors.

From the record so far, he needs quality material for a good performance. Of his three Murphy shows (not counting the episodic appearance in AHS) he impressed only in VERSACE - the only material not written by Murphy/Falchuk/Brennan. Funny that he was EP on HOLLYWOOD - the idea for which was allegedly his as well - but nobody was even remotely blown away by his performance there.

I still think Darren is posting to this thread…r83

R84 He's busy beating off to the Simon Rex video in the other thread.

R85 lmao

R85, link please.

R87 chill

R88 They missed it, anyway. He's done and crying now.

We should hook him and Shawn Mendes up. They could cry (or possibly fuck) together for support.

R47 not us.

R71: Cis just means that your gender identity is equal to your gender assigned at birth.

Cis was a word made up for the sole purpose of marginalizing all non-trans. It was an act of aggression from the beginning.

Stop the gaslighting. Similar to CRT not taught in schools (and it's only teaching history in schools anyway) and ANTIFI only means you are anti-fascist ( and it doesn't exist anyway.). Progressive's dishonestly. Outside of a small number no one buys this shit.

[quote] What unresolved rage?

The rage that comes from not achieving the STARDOM he thinks he is ENTITLED to.

I call it Miss Piggy syndrome.

I will add, as of late, you can see the crazy in his eyes.

Actually let me rephrase that

You can see the COKE in his eyes.

This Independent interview is a classic cocaine interview.

He is a non-gender conforming cis straight man and therefore qualifies as queer.

He should use that.

Personally I think he's 😍.

He’s absolutely right that the style of reporting on these questions is designed to gin up social media backlash only.

Wasn’t Glee at least a decade ago? No one cares

More of this and less talk.

[quote][R71]: Cis just means that your gender identity is equal to your gender assigned at birth.

Yes, I know what it is intended to mean, I'm saying it is a ridiculous distinction made to normalize a tiny percentage of people seeking to normalize their psychological condition as some reasonable variant and equate it to the vast majority on earth not suffering from severe gender dysphoria. They are not two sides of the same coin.

It is exclusively used in a rather sneering way, I have observed.

So many for the gulag here.

It's for their good. Like going to college, it's educational.

Trans will cost the Democrats the midterms

R103 Doesn't really matter - Dems never could get their shit together.

R101 Exactly. If they want me to refer to them as they choose, then they can do me the same service and drop the fucking cis.

He was a theatre kid, right? Many straight theatre kids act flamboyant and over the top.

R106 yeah and he was doing semi professional shows since he was a little kid. He has said in doing all those shows he was around many gay men. Environment plays a factor as to why he is quite flamboyant.

[quote] He was a theatre kid, right? Many straight theatre kids act flamboyant and over the top.

No they don't, unless they're gay. Is that the next PR angle?

He eats snatch. He doesn’t suck cock.

It's crazy that some of you dont realize there are flamboyant straight guys. They are the minority but they exist. Plus it's not like hes flaming.

Less whining, more nude scenes Darren

" I was fucking there!"

Similar to storming the beaches of Normandy. There really should be a monument in WeHo.

[quote][R71]: Cis just means that your gender identity is equal to your gender assigned at birth.

So much wrong with this, first of all NO ONE is "assigned a gender at birth", that is the dumbest, most toxic and anti-biological statement ever concocted!

Everyone's gender identity MATCHES their gender unless they are suffering from the mental affliction of gender dysphoria! If this is the case, we seek to CURE them of their condition, we do NOT reorder the entire natural world to suit their particular disturbance!

This entire subterfuge is to equate trans people and not trans, which is pure nonsense, of course! Men and women never need distinguishing adjectives to describe their gender as ALL men are men, and ALL women are women. How they like to dress and present themselves is up to them, but thy NEVER change their gender, regardless of that the Gender Identity Movement DEMANDS we believe!

Well, I guess no one took a shit in his WIG!

Criss, STFU and get on your knees.

War and Peace would be a shorter read than that article. Worthless.

he wouldn't have gotten the emmy if he hadn't shown his ass so many times in Versace.

That's his greatest talent, and he knows it.

I will say...he seems straight (annoying theatre kid straight) but opportunistic.

will fuck for roles (and by all accounts...he probably did.)

Oh he definitely has that annoying theatre kid personality.

R118 He's thirsty enough to drink just about anything.

Mediocre at best.

Apparently, Criss is singing with the San Francisco Symphony on New Year's Eve. ($55! Getcher tix now!) I'm sure they can hide the AutoTune machine behind the organ pipes at Davies Symphony Hall.

I don't think he's gay. The quote below is very "mainstream voice talks over the minority voice."

[Quote] particularly older folks, that will say how much that relationship meant to them,” Criss tells me. “They’ll say, ‘When I was growing up, I didn’t really ever get to see that on TV’… and then I always remind them, neither did I… As a cis straight man, I also didn’t see that. And while I have not grown up as a queer person, I’m a lifetime subscriber, man. I’m a season ticket holder to the queer experience.

I'm reminded of when Colton, in his Hollywood years, tried to holler at the gay audience by declaring that his (half) brother is gay. The difference is that Colton didn't wax lyrical about being an ally, because he knew that he was not, he's a member of the "community." Nor did he try to put himself at the centre, as Criss does in the quote above.

Criss has multiple albums, despite his meagre vocal ability.

Whereas the much more talented Gavin Creel never received investment and support as a recording artist.

Too bad Gavin -- someone who can more than carry a tune without getting hipster-wannabe smarm all over it -- isn't performing with the SF Symphony.

Darren, you stayed up late drinking cocktails because you couldn't sleep because the Tony Award nominations were coming out? Girl...

R126, Gavin's dad wasn't a major donor to SF arts.

That's the crucial detail here.

[quote]Criss has multiple albums, despite his meagre vocal ability.

Most of the 'albums' are EPs.

R125 Gavin should be cancelled because of his hair.

[quote] [R126], Gavin's dad wasn't a major donor to SF arts.

Is Darren's dad rich? I thought he was just a regular, middle class teen who got discovered playing the lead in a Harry Potter school musical?

I confess I don't even want to know about the bad things on Glee.

Glee summary: There was this hot guy named Sam who looked like he could take two dicks in his mouth at once, but the actor is straight and isn't hot anymore. There was also this hot guy named Sebastian who is the Flash now and is still so very cute.

Otherwise annoying characters - discard.

The end.

R130 Darren went to private schools and his dad was rich. He was a CEO of a bank.

That ugly fuck has to have the most punchable face ever. Yuck. I hate everything about it.

[quote]I thought he was just a regular, middle class teen who got discovered playing the lead in a Harry Potter school musical?

'Middle class' today can mean anything above trailer trash. But no, he isn't regular middle class. His father was in international investment banking and a bank partner, Criss and his brother went to private schools.

[Quote] There was also this hot guy named Sebastian who is the Flash now and is still so very cute.

Grant was hot??

He's pretty good-looking, except that he reminds me a little of Screech.

R137 in what way?

His face looks like Screech to me.

R124 why is this man famous? He really cannot sing…

He's way too flaming to play leading man roles. I watched the awful Hollywood show and it was painful watching him trying to show interest in the chick he was paired with who was a horrible actress in her own right.

Lol r141.

R142 OnlyFans or Cameo - which would be sadder?

R142 interesting.

He eats pussy.

He's no Darren Barnet.

Has he ever shown his cock?

R145, artificial pussy. Like Pepsi versus Diet Pepsi.

I'm only here for that Emmy award winning ass.

R124 LOL. Young turds think that is "singing".

Darren B. is better looking than Darren C. R146.

We've already seen his arse, now the cock!

R152 doubtful he will ever show it.

His lucky wife gets to suck his dick!

Straight girls don't suck dick. Only sluts do.

R146 Must have been a lot of fugs in his school.

Brother Charles has died.

[quote] "but I was f***ing there"

I know.

Darren Criss is going to co-host the Tony's pre-show.

His kids name is fucking stupid

[quote] but I was f***ing there

What a twat. It's not like he was there on D-Day storming the beaches at Normandy or standing on the grass witnessing JFK getting shot.

[quote]Cis isn't a slur, it means "not trans"

My point is there is an automatic default here on earth to "not trans" already.

How out of touch can you be? We don't orient ourselves according to the Trans Agenda!

Who is this queer?

He can cum inside me. Anytime!