Have you ever got turned on by being a prissy princess in front of a straight man?

No.

and I hope he counseled you about PrEP

OP no doubt will catch the aids. Bad girl. Was it worth it?

[quote] A few years ago, a top came inside of me without warning.

I was just minding my business and bent down to pick up a shiny quarter in the parking lot. Then out of nowhere a top sprung on me and came inside me without warning! I was so surprised, I dropped the quarter and ran into the Starbucks, crying, and clinching my butt to save the hot milky load. The barista called me an Uber, which rushed me to urgent care. I was so upset I left my Frappucino behind!

Lmao R3

R3 this would work as a b story line for one of the minor characters ob the 2nd season of ajlt.

R3, you made my day. Hugs and kisses.

As one does, R3, as one does.

2/10

r3 made this worth reading

I was waiting in line for the ATM and a hawt Top stuck it in without even a hello!

Did you tell him your ATM PIN as a token of your gratitude, R10?

I think you mean "prescribed," dear. What is "proscribed" is taking surprise loads from random tops. Whore!

R12 I didn’t say he was random. I was dating him. He usually pulled out!

OP Set ground rules. "He usually pulled out" should not be the basis for a potentially risky fuck.

"Proscribed" or "ProLAPSED", OP? (tum te tum de tum)

Creative writing is not your thing. Grow up. Get a life.

pussy princess

That's a pretty erotic scenario OP. Like with women with their hot gynecologists. The docs would be clinically objective, yet.... I've also wondered about the sex life of gay couple friends.

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R18 The doctor wasn't necessarily "hot" but he wasn't ugly either. He was a reasonably attractive man in his 40s. But yeah, it definitely turned me on. He was outwardly professional, but I wondered what he thought about it, or if he pictured me getting fucked by another guy.

....

Which troll was 5914? I’m losing track but I know one of you queens knows for sure!

I would've slapped you like Joan Crawford and you would've loved it.

R23 What's a fresh load doing in this mussy when I told you: no cumming inside EVER?

God R3 made me lol.

Can you imagine that doctor listening to OP carry on hysterically about the surprise cum in his ass? All while being slightly TURNED ON? The doctor was probably like Jesus Christ these homos are out of control.

Thank you OP. The whole situation is making me laugh.

lmao r25.

OP, you’re a fuckwit.

Thank you everybody . I have tears running down my face I’m laughing so hard.

This post is hilarious. Funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. Thanks for all the laughs and responses to the original story.

OP,

He didn’t picture you getting pounded or think about the load inside of your asshole. He just thought to himself, “how stupid is this grown man, letting a stranger fuck him raw.” He thought you were dumb and gross but was professional enough to put on a poker face.

R30 it wasn’t a stranger. It was my boyfriend at the time.

OP has a very active imagination.

If you ever wondered what straight women contribute to DL, look no further than r3.

The doctor must have found it quite something that you were so hysterical about HIV and PEP given that it was your boyfriend who deposited all that surprise sperm in your asshole. Must have played quite nicely into all the straight stereotypes about gay men being so promiscuous that flaming hysteria ensues when a boyfriend doesn’t pull out.

But OP… good for you for having no shame. I commend you. And the fact that you were getting all hot and bothered AND worrying about that filthy cum in your asshole…. you are a true multitasking queen!

When people identify as queer vs gay, these are the things I imagine them talking about.

OP, this is one of the creepiest threads I've ever seen on DL, and that is saying one hell of a lot.

R36 Creepy how? Nobody got hurt.

This is why they hate us.

The OP is fucking hilarious. Completely insane.

Got to give Defacto (the OP, and now with *four* red tagged accounts), he has made me chuckle a few times, and this story of his is one of those times.

R40 aw, thanks, sweetie.

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