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Have you ever got turned on by being a prissy princess in front of a straight man?

A few years ago, a top came inside of me without warning. I had to run to the urgent care for an HIV test and a prescription for PEP the next day. While the daddy doctor calmed me down and comforted me, I got incredibly turned on and definitely upped the queeniness quotient. Here I was openly discussing the load that was freshly deposited in my butt less than 24 hours ago with a health professional, looking directly in his eyes, wondering if he was picturing me getting railed by another dude. Here he was proscribing me a pill to deal with the sperm that we both knew was in my butt. In spite of the fucked up circumstances and being worried about contracting HIV, I can’t deny that I was quite turned on and enjoyed that appointment.

by Anonymousreply 42February 20, 2022 1:25 AM


and I hope he counseled you about PrEP

by Anonymousreply 1December 23, 2021 2:05 PM

OP no doubt will catch the aids. Bad girl. Was it worth it?

by Anonymousreply 2December 23, 2021 2:12 PM

[quote] A few years ago, a top came inside of me without warning.

I was just minding my business and bent down to pick up a shiny quarter in the parking lot. Then out of nowhere a top sprung on me and came inside me without warning! I was so surprised, I dropped the quarter and ran into the Starbucks, crying, and clinching my butt to save the hot milky load. The barista called me an Uber, which rushed me to urgent care. I was so upset I left my Frappucino behind!

by Anonymousreply 3December 23, 2021 2:18 PM

Lmao R3

by Anonymousreply 4December 23, 2021 2:20 PM

R3 this would work as a b story line for one of the minor characters ob the 2nd season of ajlt.

by Anonymousreply 5December 23, 2021 2:25 PM

R3, you made my day. Hugs and kisses.

by Anonymousreply 6December 23, 2021 2:27 PM

As one does, R3, as one does.

by Anonymousreply 7December 23, 2021 2:28 PM


by Anonymousreply 8December 23, 2021 2:31 PM

r3 made this worth reading

by Anonymousreply 9December 23, 2021 2:38 PM

I was waiting in line for the ATM and a hawt Top stuck it in without even a hello!

by Anonymousreply 10December 23, 2021 3:13 PM

Did you tell him your ATM PIN as a token of your gratitude, R10?

by Anonymousreply 11December 23, 2021 4:43 PM

I think you mean "prescribed," dear. What is "proscribed" is taking surprise loads from random tops. Whore!

by Anonymousreply 12December 23, 2021 4:58 PM

R12 I didn’t say he was random. I was dating him. He usually pulled out!

by Anonymousreply 13December 23, 2021 5:13 PM

OP Set ground rules. "He usually pulled out" should not be the basis for a potentially risky fuck.

by Anonymousreply 14December 23, 2021 5:43 PM

"Proscribed" or "ProLAPSED", OP? (tum te tum de tum)

by Anonymousreply 15December 23, 2021 6:50 PM

Creative writing is not your thing. Grow up. Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 16December 23, 2021 6:53 PM

pussy princess

by Anonymousreply 17December 23, 2021 7:43 PM

That's a pretty erotic scenario OP. Like with women with their hot gynecologists. The docs would be clinically objective, yet.... I've also wondered about the sex life of gay couple friends.

by Anonymousreply 18December 24, 2021 12:10 AM


by Anonymousreply 19January 2, 2022 9:01 PM

R18 The doctor wasn't necessarily "hot" but he wasn't ugly either. He was a reasonably attractive man in his 40s. But yeah, it definitely turned me on. He was outwardly professional, but I wondered what he thought about it, or if he pictured me getting fucked by another guy.

by Anonymousreply 20January 2, 2022 9:03 PM


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by Anonymousreply 21January 2, 2022 9:05 PM

Which troll was 5914? I’m losing track but I know one of you queens knows for sure!

by Anonymousreply 22January 2, 2022 9:05 PM

I would've slapped you like Joan Crawford and you would've loved it.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 2, 2022 9:05 PM

R23 What's a fresh load doing in this mussy when I told you: no cumming inside EVER?

by Anonymousreply 24January 2, 2022 9:08 PM

God R3 made me lol.

Can you imagine that doctor listening to OP carry on hysterically about the surprise cum in his ass? All while being slightly TURNED ON? The doctor was probably like Jesus Christ these homos are out of control.

Thank you OP. The whole situation is making me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 25January 2, 2022 9:23 PM

lmao r25.

by Anonymousreply 26January 2, 2022 9:25 PM

OP, you’re a fuckwit.

by Anonymousreply 27January 2, 2022 9:26 PM

Thank you everybody . I have tears running down my face I’m laughing so hard.

by Anonymousreply 28January 2, 2022 9:33 PM

This post is hilarious. Funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. Thanks for all the laughs and responses to the original story.

by Anonymousreply 29January 2, 2022 9:42 PM


He didn’t picture you getting pounded or think about the load inside of your asshole. He just thought to himself, “how stupid is this grown man, letting a stranger fuck him raw.” He thought you were dumb and gross but was professional enough to put on a poker face.

by Anonymousreply 30January 2, 2022 10:09 PM

R30 it wasn’t a stranger. It was my boyfriend at the time.

by Anonymousreply 31January 2, 2022 10:11 PM

OP has a very active imagination.

by Anonymousreply 32January 2, 2022 10:11 PM

If you ever wondered what straight women contribute to DL, look no further than r3.

by Anonymousreply 33January 2, 2022 10:24 PM

The doctor must have found it quite something that you were so hysterical about HIV and PEP given that it was your boyfriend who deposited all that surprise sperm in your asshole. Must have played quite nicely into all the straight stereotypes about gay men being so promiscuous that flaming hysteria ensues when a boyfriend doesn’t pull out.

But OP… good for you for having no shame. I commend you. And the fact that you were getting all hot and bothered AND worrying about that filthy cum in your asshole…. you are a true multitasking queen!

by Anonymousreply 34January 2, 2022 11:02 PM

When people identify as queer vs gay, these are the things I imagine them talking about.

by Anonymousreply 35January 2, 2022 11:47 PM

OP, this is one of the creepiest threads I've ever seen on DL, and that is saying one hell of a lot.

by Anonymousreply 36January 3, 2022 12:36 AM

R36 Creepy how? Nobody got hurt.

by Anonymousreply 37January 3, 2022 12:41 AM

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 38January 6, 2022 5:15 AM

The OP is fucking hilarious. Completely insane.

by Anonymousreply 39January 6, 2022 5:32 AM

Got to give Defacto (the OP, and now with *four* red tagged accounts), he has made me chuckle a few times, and this story of his is one of those times.

by Anonymousreply 40January 6, 2022 8:40 PM

R40 aw, thanks, sweetie.

by Anonymousreply 41January 17, 2022 10:42 PM


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