Billy Eichner’s body

There is a giant dick attached to that body. Billy is very well hung, glad he got his bod on the same level.

So cute, but so very very very desperate for attention

tren

He looks great

Oh DEAR.

The haggard face.

This was not a good move. He should have just gotten lipo.

The face is unfortunate, though. From the neck down, he's gorgeous.

Not going to hate on him for hitting the gym. Of course he wants to be sexier.

Weird chest - no tits. His personality is just too much - he sucks all of the air out of every room.

R1 proof?

He looks a bit sallow in the face

He would have mocked and hated on anyone else who posted this 5 years ago.

He just seems like such a nasty bitch to me. Hot body won’t fix that energy.

r10 - here goes....met and hooked up with Billy about 6 years ago. Nothing like his Billy on the Street character. He is tall, very NYC jewish and his dick was amazing. Pretty, smooth but with veins, big head. Easily 10 inches thick He topped me and was a great lay. One of my top ten lays ever.

He needs some Sculptra in the face. He’s odd looking.

Hi Billy! I mean R12!

R12 - 10 inches?? Damn

That shot is kind of repulsive. He looks like he has backne. And the messy bed looks scuzzy.

Honestly, good on him. He got ripped and that's a lot of work and discipline even if he has "help" (if he does). That's a far cry from Difficult People which is where I know him from.

Nice body

At first I thought those were four fat lines of coke on the table behind him.

If you are gullible enough to believe that bullshit I have a bridge to sell you r15.

R12 It's fun to make up stuff

I think he wants so much to show his dick. It's probably impressive, but take the high road man.

He has strange, cross-eyed, pale nipples.

He got ripped and that's a lot of work and discipline even if he has "help"

To be specific, the "help" he got is called a 'roid called Winstrol.

I thought him much cuter with a natural body.I dont mind muscle,but not that stringy shit.

For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.

So weird that even DL can’t deny…

He looks amazing. Even face. Goals?

I hope you enjoyed Billy's 10 fat inches. I myself have been destroyed by Jared Leto's 11 inches several times. And Jared's face is nice enough to look at. Though usually I'm restrained in some bondage contraption and can't decide where I look.

There is no way he has a 10 inch dick, r12. Don't believe it. He would be a completely different person if he had a dick that big.

Which Billy DLer hates more ? Eichner or Porter?

He looks like he has aids.

Lol at the thought of Eichner topping anyone...

He always struck me as someone who would alternate between abusiveness and whininess...it is such an unattractive proposition I am not sure any amount of gym time could surpass that.

Billy looks like he's going to the fight club.

It's sad, but I can tell he's at The Standard Hotel in NYC (High line location)

Didn't know he had that caved in chest disorder-thing. Don't see it on too many hairy guys.

I find him sexy, but I've seen him only in Difficult People and fragments of his horrible man on the street screaming/interviews. Would definitely fuck him if no screaming or whining were involved.

I would be happy to bend him over the bed and fuck him. Hate huge dicks so he could wear a jock.

I guess it was inevitable given his Billy on the street behavior. Billy on the bed is…alone.

I always thought he was kind of cute, but in that pic he just looks like any other dime a dozen gay.

He's quite tall. Good for him for getting into such good shape.

This cunt is even uglier than Willy Dafoe if that is possible. Oh the fucking nightmares of his putrid mug.

He was on the speech and debate team at Stuyvesant HS

WHAT WAS I THINKING??????

I hate the over microwaved look

Christ almighty, you're crabs in a pot. He's a successful, funny, connected, cute gay man who worked on his body. So of course you all hate him

You can tell he used to be zaftig.

I've always found him attractive. He just doesn't seem very personable.

R46 Please, DL hates EVERYONE. Period

I want him and his alleged 10" cock in me quite deeply.

I'll be 40 next year. If I can look half as good at 42 as Eichner does, I'll be happy.

R46 Billy is about a million times uglier than Billy Dafoe. You have the worst taste in cock, Mary.

I think he is really interesting and I'd love to sit and talk with him.

And if were shirtless and looked like that, so much the better.

r51: Unless you were someone important who could advance his career, he wouldn't give you the time of day.

What good is having a chiseled body when you've rendered your face worn, haggard, and frankly diseased in appearance? His face is that of an old alcoholic hobo who's been living rough for a very long time.

Yuck. Could you imagine eyeing him across the bar (it would take 2 drinks for me to be somewhat interested) and then approaching him. He opens his mouth, and every purse ever made falls out. No amount of personal training and clean dieting can fix his damage.

[quote] I'll be 40 next year. If I can look half as good at 42 as Eichner does, I'll be happy.

I know it is hard for DL to fathom since it's so youth-obsessed. But most men who take care of themselves and do not abuse their bodies with steroids and cosmetic surgery actually reach their natural aesthetic PEAK in their early 40s. Now, it's a precipitous decline after about 45 but 40-45 should be your time.

Body looks great - it's his personality that's rotten.

He looks like he has AIDS and lives in Hell's Kitchen.

"actually reach their natural aesthetic PEAK in their early 40s"

100% subjective, of course

I bet Dan Levy is infuriated by this new hot bod on Eichner. Similar types and he's gotten to be a very big boy.

r56 his Normal personality is fine. The Billy on the Street persona is just that, a charater. He is actually funny and sweet in person.

He looks hot. The wide shot distance looks deliberate, though.

His ass is probably flat and saggy.

I kind of get crossed out when a maturish guy loses stomach fat and get that gross lose skin around the belly button. I mean bravo for being fit but keep your shirt on for photos. Thot pics are for younger guys, period.

*loose

R63 If you think the loose skin around the belly button is gross wait till you see the loose ass cheeks.

Why does he have a giant toilet seat cover dispenser above his bed?

R60 If you "love" Billy on the street, you lady are a cunt of the highest magnitude.

I've seen those loose ass checks plenty of times. I know what you mean. I think its great that he's fit and will look nice in tailored clothes. Nobody needs a thirst trap pics. This is some Demi Moore shit.

Betty White looks better and less weathered than this repulsive turd. Jesus fuck he be Billy Dafoe ugly.

Who the fuck is this person?

[quote] Who the fuck is this person?

The local school librarian, Tammy.

R70 A turd even uglier than super fug Billy Dafoe.

fugly

Way too old for thirst trap pics. Please keep the clothes on. I don’t know much about him, but he seemed to be smarter than this. Hopefully his close friends let him know before this be a habit.

From the first thread on the subject of a few months ago:

"He was on the Unqualified podcast and he said he's perpetually single because he doesn't want to deal with someone else's problems. I think he has a hard time finding dates because he's ugly and kind of girly, it sounded like he was preemptively rejecting the world."

I wonder what he did for hair restoration.

R75 - I don’t think any intelligent man would want to be with him. He’s very flamboyant and extra. I can possibly see him with a demure minority (Asian or some kind of Hispanic) that would sit beside him quietly, and let Billy be the “star.”

R77 Yes. The bottom of the gay food chain would definitely have hot asscunt for super fugly Billy.

Jesus! If none of you bitches want him, I'll take him!

I don’t even know where to put him in order of gay class ranking. He’s not A-list by any means, but not D-list…….well, maybe he is D-list. I guess when you’ve got no real talent you work that gay angle as hard as you can.

I have no idea who is is, lol. Google time.

He is very flamboyant and extra. Huh?

It looks like his shoulders and waist belong on one body, and his middle torso on another.

Don’t skip back or chest day, Billy!

I can imagine the straight gym bros laughing at this qween as she’s lifting those barbells.

Found this on urban dictionary. Definitely applies to most DLers. STFU, stupid ass cunts.

stupid ass cunt A dumb ass person that annoys you with every last drop of annoyance they have and they need to shut the fuck up Omg shut up you stupid ass cunt!

I love a makeover as much as the next person, but as Billy has become Gay Narcissus, he’s become rather humorless. Let’s remember he built his brand on zany “on the street” antics and his work on Difficult People where he played a down on his luck gay man. I don’t really know what this is. I will note I rode an elevator with him on the way to WHCD and he was rather handsome in his tux. This was about 4 years ago and he was well on his way to his glam makeover.

R85 - I wouldn’t say it applies to most DLers, but it definitely applies to Billy Eichner.

Bully Eichner just seems like he should naturally be a fatty. This gym bod phase won’t last; it just doesn’t fit his personality. He needs to play the “gay clown” if he wants to make a living in show business. He’s nothing more than that.

R86 is the narcissism troll. In every fucking thread she blames "narcissism" for everything. Flat tire? Narcissism. Caught the aids? Narcissism. Spoiled children? Narcissists every last one of them. She really is a tired old troll and I hate her with every oz of my self. Please die already, narcissism troll. There is no such thing.

R87 Make me laugh. I have been on here since 2015 and I've never seen any intelligence on here. You must be talking about decades ago. Only knuckle draggers and Janbot infests this place now.

R89- please seek therapy and psychopharmacological medication.

I’ve always found him weirdly hot.

This still doesn’t even compare to when he decided he was a serious singer and sang some Mariah Carey song on late night TV. That’s when I realized his ego was out of control.

R93, I don't like Billy, but I have to admit he is a decent vocalist based on that clip.

Does he wear a hair system?

He clearly has a hairpiece.

You can tell from bingeing Difficult People (which I did, and you should)—his hair thickens notably from season 1 to season 2.

R91 Fuck off, die, narcissism troll.

I sense his management team trying to revamp his image with that singing appearance on Corden.

I want him in me, quite deeply.

R98 - You can do better.

r46: Hi, Billy!!

Are those bony hips or just a weird fat roll? I don’t like scarecrows.

Maybe he can “acquire” an eating disorder or body dysmorphia and get the cover of “People” to tell his story.

He’s so thirsty for any publicity. He loves that we’re discussing him right now, even in this context.

You bitches as so rude. He is a nice person and he recently finished filming his movie BROS that is the first major studio film that doesn't have any straight actors. He demanded that BLTQPRST actors get a chance to be hired. He also did a hell of a lot more than any of you fuckers to get Democrats elected. He was on TV shows, attended in person events, and really went above and beyond to try and prevent Trump and other turds from getting elected. He's also obviously a DLer from his social media.

Billy, ignore these jealous cunts.

R104 - Please tell me you’re being facetious.

R104 - He obviously didn’t do enough. In case you forgot, Trump was elected and caused utter chaos for years.

He’s gross.

You guys lust after the most basic men.

If he was straight women would never even notice him. If he was straight he’d be with some moderately plus size ginger. He’d be dating Adele.

worst come hither face evah. He looks like someone you'd approach if you'd need a good slapping.

I think he wants to have a shot at being the first gay A-List action blockbuster superstar. You know, like Christ Pratt and Kumail Nanjiani who started their careers as comic relief guys, but then show off their muscular bodies to further their careers.

he's funny and you're sitting on your couch.

R110 - His PR put that video out as an attempt to get him fans. Don’t buy into the hype; there’s no talent here.

^ I've laughed and a lot of straight people love him. He's breaking barriers...and ear drums.

The most basic fraus love him. None of the straight people I know can stand that show where he just screams at people on the streets of NY and throws dollar bills at them.

And if you don't want us to talk shit when you post some thirst trap on Instagram, then don't make a name for yourself screaming at strangers. For those of you saying he's nice... fine, whatever. One would never know that based on his street show or Difficult People or whatever I've seen from him on social media in the past - where he presented as a bitchy gay just like the rest of us.

This changing the narrative into "oh he's actually a sweetheart and he's really hot" bullshit... please.

[quote] He is a nice person and he recently finished filming his movie BROS that is the first major studio film that doesn't have any straight actors. He demanded that BLTQPRST actors get a chance to be hired.

So a discriminatory movie? Does this pass the OSHA laws?

It's called BROS. Ugh.

R110 Correction. Ugliest man alive in the history of man. No one will ever be as ugly except Billy Dafoe.

R93 - so he’s the reason James Corden exists on American TV. C-List celebrities kiss his fat ass.

I never disliked Billy Eichner before this moment.

[quote]He's also obviously a DLer from his social media.

Oh, I doubt that. I don't think anyone is stealing quips or ideas from DL these days, except maybe Roxane "Gaslighting" Gay.

[quote] Maybe he can “acquire” an eating disorder or body dysmorphia and get the cover of “People” to tell his story

Get off my hips, bitch — that’s my plan for when I am first honoured with an Oscar nomination.

[quote] You guys lust after the most basic men.

ALSO R107

[quote] I'm going to post 50 shirtless pictures of Adam Driver and bitch about how lucky Lens was to see him naked.

Again? Sad!

All of that and still unattractive!

This desperate bottom toad. How many loads has he taken today?

My eyes!!!

Yikes

The Golden Girls would all agree he is even uglier than Dorothy and nobody would wanna rape him. Like Stan raped Dorothy and knocked her up.

What’s going on with his tummy?

he's still hideous