The most boring gay couple you know?

I think they are both too intelligent to get involved in the regular gay scene. lol ergo, they are boring.

They sound pretty cool to me.

Why on earth do you care what they do - or eat.

They are into open relationships and talk incessantly about their tricks. You’d be surprised at how tiresome it gets listening to after a while.

I would imagine you are equally tiresome, particularly if you use "lol" at your age.

They sound fine.

Boring people to me are people who never do anything but whatever everybody is doing at the moment.

You sound envious of these people, OP.

Is it a good job you enjoy and would like to keep?

Do either of them read DL?

OP, I can guarantee they'd think you were the dullest, fat queen they know, but they've never given you even a second's thought.

The most boring gay couples I know either have basic tastes, or else *shudder* they're monogamous.

R7 I'm envious of their bank accounts.

How well do I have to "know" them?

Pete and Chasten. Borrrrring.

R8 If they don't you can be sure they'll have friends who recognize them who do.

R3 I care because I'm envious I guess. I'm just a fat frau who will never be as successful or smart as them. I do know the oncologist parents were plumb farmers in China and the lawyers parents were a nurse and a mechanic. Anyone can be successful in America!

Maybe they'll start posting your personal identifying details here, OP.

This sounds like revenge doxxing and it's wrong.

Not trying to dox.

OP's boring couple sound a lot less boring than most "fans of nightclubs or the 'gay scene'" who "went to 'name brand schools.'"

OP, you sound obsessed with these people. You mentioned them in a “share your terrible dinner party stories” thread several times. You mentioned them enough that I immediately remember your stupid stories about them. Now this? Wtf?

R18 Thank you. I thought this sounded like a retread. Why?

Happy people lead boring lives.

My mother-in-law has been comparing me and my husband to her GBF friends for 20 years. Nothing we do ever stacks up to the fabulousness of her southern gay friends. Regardless of her feelings towards these people, my husband and I find them insufferable--big gay wedding, accessory child through a surrogate, bragging up the ass. Now they're divorcing and falling apart, we are still going strong.

They sound ugly but happy, OP.

I'm boring. I have no talent. I make no contribution to society. But I do no harm. I'm pretty happy. Im not unhappy. I don't give joy to other people. I don't give them grief either. Most people at work don't even know I exist. Sometimes relatives remember to invite me for Christmas. No one will remember me after I'm gone. I may not even have people come to my funeral. I lead my best life possible.

Why do they sound cool and I think they boring?

I think I like them more than you.

Thanks for posting, [R21]. I enjoyed reading that! And you're so right. In the end it tends to be the quiet ones who fly under the radar who last the longest and are the happiest.

I woman I dated briefly in college and her partner. They got together their sophomore year and have been together every since, for 20 years. Married in their early 20s, right after graduating, both went to graduate school in my ex's city, then they both moved to her wife's city and had kids with a sperm donor a few years later. They're close to their families, attend gay affirming churches, and are nice pillars of the community. They're more wholesome and conventional than most straight couples I know.

Lets pray they don't read DL OP or you in trouble girl

You sound immature and ignorant OP. Just because someone doesn't meet your standard of fun doesn't necessarily make them boring. They sound like a private, sophisticated couple.

I’m in Boston, there’s lots of them.

I did a photoshoot last Sunday and a Boston transplant basically told me you can only be gay in Boston if you act as straight as possible.

And this is true. A lot of gay Boston people are kind of like Pete Buttigeg and his silly husband.

Everyone should be out waving rainbow flags wearing a leopard print g string and a face full of makeup, drugged to the eyeballs, fucking everything in sight, fulfilling every gay stereotype known to man.

R29 "sophisticated" is just a nice term for "pretentious"

I wonder what their sex life is like lol

Wait, are these the same people who your drunk friend offended with "chink" at a dinner party? The ones who you said always invite you and who offered you invaluable financial advice? Wow, I hope they learn what a shitty friend you are, dissing them all over the DL. And yeah, you do seem a bit obsessed with them.

R34 they are. I'm jealous of their life. The other day my boss was talking about their small lake house in Vermont. How gay is that? lol

People who use "lol" in their posts are either seniors, fraus, or mentally challenged.

[quote] Everyone should be out waving rainbow flags wearing a leopard print g string and a face full of makeup, drugged to the eyeballs, fucking everything in sight, fulfilling every gay stereotype known to man.

YAAAASSSSS QUEEN!! Clack that fan gurl!

^KWEEEEN

Pescatarian , the Musical. Sometimes I wish I was a vegetarian...but then I met a man who was a Rostafarian....OHHHH MYYYY (jazz hands). Don't steal from my brilliance, you tarty sluts.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his murdering partner.

R30, Many Boston gays have moved to the suburbs. Salem is now Gay Central.

OP, I've seen you post about this couple in multiple threads. If they're so boring, why are you obsessed with them? You sound mentally ill.

OP has also posted about them on this thread "Met a Chinese surgeon married to an American Lawyer" in which the couple in question were relative strangers to him

[quote] I met a very nice gay couple this weekend. Both were 30ish. One was a Chinese surgeon. The other was an American big firm lawyer. Both were pretty quiet and low-key. I got the impression they were out of touch with most of society and made too much money. Anyways, I got to talking and asked them bout the cultural differences. The surgeon smiled and said "well, he was not like most Americas." That is a big slap in the face to Americans lol

Note the telltale "lol"

Troll? Bored Eldergay?

their small lake house in Vermont. How gay is that?

hmmm, more like; how envious are you?

Not to mention that there is nothing particularly gay about a lake house in VT.

Getting there from Houston would seem to be quite a haul though

OP is a fucking loon obsessed with these people. Is OP even a gay male?

"Hi, I'm obsessed with envy over the one gay couple that I know, and now I will post about them 500 times in 20 different threads in the space of a month, all vaguely disparaging them even though they sound perfectly okay to normal people, while my obvious and crippling envy for their life consumes my every post, each more vapid than the last. lol."

He was probably friends with them and then screwed things up. After my first break up, I obsessively thought about my ex. He was tall, dark, handsome, goofy, intelligent, rich, about to go into med school. It was my fault, I screwed up an amazing relationship with an fucking prince. I have obsessed over him and those feelings of regret on and off for the past two years. My close friends and therapist got tired of hearing about it a month or so after the break up, so it has been hard for me. Other than pysch meds, I just get told to move on and stop thinking about it. I've tried getting underneath other guys to forget it, but that hasn't worked. Dating hasn't worked either. Anyways the loneliness doesn't keep me from sleeping, it's the regret and self hatred for screwing up.

Christmas in Vermont! So Hallmark-y, love it.

R30 Like Pete and Chasten? Do they also purchase babies and then go on pretending they didn’t use a surrogate?

The couple is made up.

I'd like to be in a long-term, drama-free relationship, which probably looks boring to those outside the relationship.