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Capitol police officer been unconscious Jan 6th joining CNN

Glad he found a second career.

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by Anonymousreply 56December 23, 2021 6:17 PM

Good, keep calling out the MAGAts for their "back the blue" hypocrisy.

by Anonymousreply 1December 21, 2021 4:37 PM

r1

by Anonymousreply 2December 21, 2021 4:40 PM

"In one memorable appearance not long after January 6, Fanone discussed the rioters who helped protect him when others wanted to harm him, giving them the message: "Thank you, but fuck you for being there.""

by Anonymousreply 3December 21, 2021 4:44 PM

Don Lemon might have had a hand in this. He clearly has a thing for Fanone, and who can blame him?

by Anonymousreply 4December 21, 2021 4:47 PM

Hot daddy!

by Anonymousreply 5December 21, 2021 4:50 PM

He's got Norma Shearer eyes.

by Anonymousreply 6December 21, 2021 4:52 PM

I guess that’s better than Harry Shearer eyes.

But what do I know?

by Anonymousreply 7December 21, 2021 5:06 PM

He's hot but I hate those neck tats.

by Anonymousreply 8December 21, 2021 5:17 PM

Is he supposed to be CNN's new eye candy now that Chris Cuomo is gone?

by Anonymousreply 9December 21, 2021 5:19 PM

Dear god he would fuck the hell out you

by Anonymousreply 10December 21, 2021 5:20 PM

[quote] Capitol police officer been unconscious Jan 6th joining CNN

What in the hell is that headline even saying?

Almost every time I have seen Michael Fanone on TV he has used profanity, will he be able to reign that shit in on CNN as a contributor? I know it isn't illegal on cable but they also tend to frown on it.

by Anonymousreply 11December 21, 2021 5:37 PM

He looks like one of those sexy/sleazy guys who used to dance at this long-defunct gay strip club in my town. One of the ones who would eagerly let you suck them off in the parking lot for 50 bucks.

by Anonymousreply 12December 21, 2021 5:52 PM

OP here, "beaten". Typing on my cell and I tend to make a lot of typos that way.

by Anonymousreply 13December 21, 2021 5:57 PM

So we ARE now okay distinguishing between protestors and rioters, right?

Okay then.

by Anonymousreply 14December 21, 2021 6:13 PM

Frankly, it would be nice to have an actual working person on TV and not the endless parade of Ivy League pukes who get themselves comfy gigs there.

by Anonymousreply 15December 21, 2021 6:18 PM

Don Lemon's tongue hangs out every time this guy appears!!

by Anonymousreply 16December 21, 2021 6:37 PM

He looks like such a gay. And I'm all for it.

by Anonymousreply 17December 21, 2021 6:41 PM

He’s HAWT and looks like all you need to get his attention is an eight ball of meth.

by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2021 6:43 PM

Neck tattoos are a sign of stupidity, but he is parolee-hot.

by Anonymousreply 19December 21, 2021 6:57 PM

Mmmm, love that whole dirty-daddy thing he has going on!

by Anonymousreply 20December 21, 2021 7:15 PM

He seems very likeable and down to earth. He has a charming country accent, too.

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by Anonymousreply 21December 21, 2021 7:16 PM

He can sit on my face anytime.

by Anonymousreply 22December 21, 2021 7:18 PM

I'll bet he smells as good as maple syrup!

by Anonymousreply 23December 21, 2021 7:18 PM

He ruins it for me with those hideous tats. I guess people are really starting to over look them in the work environment. I think, which is wrong, that he is not as credible and the Right will use that against him if he ever does say something that they would react to.

by Anonymousreply 24December 21, 2021 7:21 PM

I needs to sucks him offs

by Anonymousreply 25December 21, 2021 7:30 PM

He’s hot enough that I don’t even care that it looks like he has questionable anal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 26December 21, 2021 8:14 PM

He's like rough trade Mark Ruffalo

by Anonymousreply 27December 21, 2021 8:22 PM

Didn't people accuse him of being a crisis actor?

by Anonymousreply 28December 21, 2021 8:29 PM

He looks like he could be the romantic lead in a John Waters movie.

by Anonymousreply 29December 21, 2021 8:29 PM

he looks like Chris Watts

by Anonymousreply 30December 21, 2021 8:32 PM

Tats probably gave him a little street cred- they are intimidating to most.

by Anonymousreply 31December 21, 2021 8:42 PM

R21 It’s not a country accent. He’s from Maryland . If anybody’s ever wondered what a Maryland accent sounds like… This is it

by Anonymousreply 32December 21, 2021 8:42 PM

Wasn't it reported early on that he got those tattoos while undercover for something or other? I thought i read that.

by Anonymousreply 33December 21, 2021 8:49 PM

I believe so, r33. He was an undercover narcotics officer.

by Anonymousreply 34December 21, 2021 9:31 PM

Honey he could get under MY covers and give me a good dicking!

by Anonymousreply 35December 21, 2021 10:22 PM

R33, Couldn't he have gotten temporary tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 36December 21, 2021 10:35 PM

He didn't really quit - he got a disability pension, so he will get 3/4ths of his income for life. And free medical insurance. Which he deserves, of course.

I look forward to hearing what he has to say.

by Anonymousreply 37December 21, 2021 11:16 PM

I look forward to him appearing shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 38December 21, 2021 11:42 PM

I hope they put him on a panel with Acosta. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 39December 22, 2021 12:18 AM

I bet he can fuck you right through a mattress and still not stop throwing the fuck.

by Anonymousreply 40December 22, 2021 12:21 AM

Here he is with his ex wife and kid.

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by Anonymousreply 41December 22, 2021 12:44 AM

Happier times....

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by Anonymousreply 42December 22, 2021 12:46 AM

You know The Lady Lemon is just dying to see if he'll take a blowjob drunk one night after a broadcast.

by Anonymousreply 43December 22, 2021 12:47 AM

"Wang recalls that her first impression of Fanone was that he had “too many tattoos”. While Fanone’s first impression of her was “like something out of a movie”."

by Anonymousreply 44December 22, 2021 12:53 AM

He's the black sheep of a well-to-do family apparently. Kicked out of a couple prep schools as a kid.

Oh and he voted twice for Trump. I guess that kinda bit him in the ass.

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by Anonymousreply 45December 22, 2021 1:00 AM

Like others, the neck tattoos are a distraction, but dear God, every time I see this man I can picture him in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 46December 22, 2021 1:13 AM

He's not so hot without all the facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 47December 22, 2021 1:46 PM

Time should have named him Man of the Year, not that Elon Musk freak.

by Anonymousreply 48December 23, 2021 7:24 AM

I think he’s brighter than we give him credit for. He has to be very street wise for his Undercover work and then head into the Courts to come up against those he was embedded with on the streets.

by Anonymousreply 49December 23, 2021 8:38 AM

He voted for Trump twice? TWICE?

by Anonymousreply 50December 23, 2021 8:47 AM

He looks like Chris Watts.

by Anonymousreply 51December 23, 2021 9:12 AM

He looks insane, like he'd kill you in your sleep insane...

by Anonymousreply 52December 23, 2021 9:29 AM

Noooo. He’d wake you first.

by Anonymousreply 53December 23, 2021 12:39 PM

[quote] He has to be very street wise for his Undercover work and then head into the Courts to come up against those he was embedded with on the streets.

Not a comment on this guy because he may be very smart as you put it BUT never assume a U/C is smart in any fashion - lots of idiots and stupid U/Cs. You don't have to be all that smart to pull one over on most street criminals.

Maybe he thought the tats would help with his U/C work. Anyway, I'm glad he has what I hope is a well-paying gig.

by Anonymousreply 54December 23, 2021 2:33 PM

I LOVE this pic where he's hugging officer Dunn. He looks so cozy and comfortable. There's gotta be some good bear fanfic in there somewhere.

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by Anonymousreply 55December 23, 2021 6:13 PM

R55, That has been the opening scene of at least a few gay porn films.

by Anonymousreply 56December 23, 2021 6:17 PM
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