My roommate and I are entering a song writing contest!

Miami is nice

So I'll say it thrice

Thrice! Who the hell says "thrice," R1?

it's a word!!

Good luck OP! You got this.

r3, So is intrauterine! It does not belong in a song!

Were you a tall girl who couldn't get dates in high school, OP?

Have fun OP! Post the song here when you're done. You can start with the lyrics so we can savage that first.

Hoe does this sound, R7?

M I A, another M I

M I A M I spells Miami Beach.

It's by the ocean,

It stirs emotion,

So bring your suntan lotion

Girls!

GIRLS!

I hope you win!

We will say, “We knew you when!”

I hear the winner's picture will be taken with Anita Bryant!

What, R10?!

Keep us appraised, won’t you?

[quote] M I A M I spells Miami Beach.

R8: it spells "Miami", yes, but you're missing the B E A C H bit.

Ma: What does the third-place winner get?

Dorothy: Treated badly.

Good heavens! Silly me. Do keep us apprised.

We’ll leave the appraisal to the judges.

Miami, you're cuter than an intrauterine...

Any progress?

.... obligatory:

This thread and others make me think that Datalounge is basically a secret underground civilization of people who have never seen the actual world above. The only clues they have to it are some ancient videotapes of the complete series of "I Love Lucy" and "The Golden Girls," and they watch these over and over again, obsessing about them, going over every last detail, and wondering just how life in the sunlit world above can possibly correspond to the details of what they're seeing on the holy videotapes.

You mean this is just sitcom porn?

Do you have an abusive ex that you hate and want to skewer with your lyrics?

Dont' forget Atlanta, Where My Dreams Come True...

Rose: [singing] Miami, you are cuter than

an intrauterine!

Okay, R16, how about this? Tell me if it's any better.

Miami is nice,

So I'll say it twice,

Miami is nice,

Miami is nice,

Miami is nice

Cunt rhymes with blunt.

Is OP Laverne or Shirley?

I have to say what I feel,

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami, Miami, you've got style.

Blue sky, sunshine, white sand by the mile.

When you live in this town, each day is sublime.

The coldest of winters are warm and divine.

Miami, Miami, you've got style.

Blue sky, sunshine, white sand by the mile.

There's ball clubs and night clubs, all within reach.

Dance the samba 'till morning, then lie on the beach.

Each view is a postcard, each day a great time.

The cream of the crop, it's the top of the line.

Miami, Miami, you've got style.

Blue sky, sunshine, white sand by the mile.

Miami, you've got style!

Why does it have to be about Miami?

Why not Daytona?

Because the contest is sponsored by Miami retailers, R30

Are you and your roommate going to dress as Sonny & Cher, OP?

Of course not, r32. OP only dresses and Sonny & Cher with her mother. Her roommate will still play the piano.

And here is OP and his roommate singing their contest entry!

I laughed my head off, R34!!

Good luck! Keep us posted on your progress!

We came in second, R36.

Did you get extra points for working "shart" into your lyrics?