Ryan Reynolds will be the next Chadwick Bozeman or Virgil Abloh

Will the buttcrack remain the new cleavage?

He’s becoming Haley Joel Osment, and that’s not a good thing.

R2 How can he be emaciated and a fat turd like Haley Joel, you fucking moron. He looks fine. Americans are just so fat they have no idea what regular men are supposed to look like.

AIDS?

He looks a healthy weight to me. It appears Blake is having some trouble losing her latest pregnancy weight. It was very cool of them to drop into a Total Wine unexpectedly. I'm sure it made the employees' year.

[quote]Americans are just so fat they have no idea what regular men are supposed to look like.

That can't be repeated enough.

R3 is right. He looks emaciated for 350-lbs beached whale like OP. Enough with your FAT warped perception.

Crossing my fingers, op!

I can't stand him.

A Ryan Gosling vibe.

I know white men age like milk but this is ridiculous!

R10 Give it a rest, cunt. You are awful at trolling.

He looks fine...

R10 You cannot say people age like milk, stupid cunt. It doesn't work.

I don’t understand why celebs announce they are taking breaks. Just go away!

[quote]He looks fine...

But does he send his love?

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R11 is 75 but looks 25.

R17 is truly the most brain dead fucking troll ever.

He's always been an ectomorph but he gussies himself up like a Hollywood he-man for parts.

He looks great.

OP is living a 750-lb. life, and his standards have been warped.

He’s not an ectomorph.

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Take off the negative, and you have Ben’s blood alcohol level.

R22 That doesn't even make sense. Man, you fucking Millennials are so brain dead and incapable of basic thought.

Maybe he has long COVID.

Those jeans don't fit him properly. It makes him look like he's got old man stick legs.

Maybe the stress of being co-owner of Mint Mobile. I just signed up and 2 of my family members did as well. Pay 3 months in advance and get 3 months free after that (holiday promotion).

After the 6 months, then you have to pay non-promotion prices but it is still cheaper than the other carriers.

Unlimited text, talk, and data is $30/month - pay 3 months in advance and then 3 months free. It is $40/month, paying 3 months in advance. Mint Mobile rides on T-Mobile's towers. You have to have a phone that is 4G or 5G voLTE compatible. If you go to their site, you can look up your phone model and see if it's compatible w/ Mint Mobile.

I think he's just been very busy moonlighting as bi porn star Wesley Woods.

I keep reading the thread title as Burt Reynolds. I’d much rather talk about Burt Reynolds. Or perhaps the provocative Reynols. Ryan Reynolds? Blah

Blah indeed

Didn't he have something to do with Peloton? That would explain it.

R26 sounds like an advertisement.

R30, he has a production company that has worked with Peloton.

He's white, Irish, tall, 45 and has chosen his abs over his face.

He looks exactly how one would expect him to look.

There's nothing to see here.

As for him taking time off, he went from Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard to Free Guy to Red Notice while working for his companies Mint Mobile/Aviation Gin and his production company Maxium Effort which he is genuinely involved in with a bunch of other projects planned.

He needs a break.

He's aging, and his ego requires such constant feeding it's hard for him to manage photo ops without losing a few pounds.

What a tacky money grubbing couple they are.

Remember when she tried to be GOOP. Yeah, nobody else remembers either.

The fact Reynolds' face is too narrow thus pushing his eyes extremely close together has always prevented him from being hot. His body is hot but so is every other wanna-be "actor" in H-wood.

He has wonky eyes.

I expect he has a nice penis, being Canadian.

This is all I get when I see his disturbing face.

Actors are always freakishly skinny when posing next to normals. They all have eating disorders.

Whatever he’s doing for hair restoration is also a little janky. He’ll be fine.

There are some hilarious comments here. The one droning on about Mint Mobile and the one imagining that some liquor store employees are creaming their jeans about getting to meet these middle-aged cunts, the porn still of the lookalike, Hale and Hearty Hoel Osment.

Ryan looks vegan.

He is in his 40s and starves himself.

He's hardly Karen Carpenter. Calm down people.

Heh it's like DL has a 5lb range between obese and emaciated.

Is that short person in the pics a twink or a nonbinary (girl)?

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He’s so suburban Ontario. Bieber and gosling are cut from same cloth. Nothing to do w the rest of Canada in any way.

Correction.

Ryan Reynolds will be the next Burt Reynolds.

Mr. Ryan Reynolds

Alternate Correction: Eventuality B. (.27 probability)

Ryan Reynolds will be the next Ryan O'Neal

Correction 3

Ryan Reynolds: That's a Wrap.

my guess is FTM

What are Ryan Reynolds’ and Ryan Gosling’s respective skin colors?

R55, YELLOW!

An obnoxious attention whore with gay voice. Ugh. He can't act.

I think he's just exhausted because he did something like three movies at the same time. Unless Blake poisons him, he'll survive.

Like.

He really is the male megan fox, difference is he has a career because he's a white male, fox got uppity and forgot she was in a male dominated industry where a hot tart can be replaced in a heartbeat.

Hum...

he wants away from that harpy wife so bad its said......

Megan Fox is like Madonna. I'm surprised they're both still around.

R63 and they're both so tacky now. Megan is doing herself no favours hanging with the Karda$hians and MGK 🤢

No one said he is Karen Carpenter.

What we said is that if you are 45 and want the body of a 22 year old action hero you get the face of a 55 year old fisherman. Them’s the breaks.

What’s Shapo’s skin color?

R60, Ryan isn't as hot as Megan - though he does have inherent charm that she lacks.

What an odd comparison.

What are Ryan Reynolds’ and Ryan Gosling’s respective skin colors?

R68 New London Snow Runoff and Cheerios Milk, respectively

R67 Nah, he can't act at all like megan, looks are all he has. He's an obnoxious loud mouth.

Hum...

OP is so dumb.

Conversations like this can be intense. Don’t forget the human behind the screen.