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Brooklyn Beckham gets ANOTHER tattoo as he unveils 'lover' inking... after launching his cooking series
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 18, 2022 8:01 AM |
As the opening scenes showed Brooklyn travelling America being taught new skills in a host of eateries, he explained: 'I'm not a chef, yet. This is the very start of my food journey. I love making food for people that I love. I'm going to work my a**e off and see where I can get.'
Brooklyn was then seen heading out in search of the perfect clams before preparing a few for his brother and soon-to-be brother-in-law to try.
While he didn't specify the weight of his ingredients, he revealed the secret to his clams recipe was adding an indeterminable amount of dry white wine, butter, shallots, lemon, parsley, garlic, butter and salt and pepper.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 18, 2021 12:55 AM |
Poor kid. He’s trying to find himself and thinks we care.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 18, 2021 12:58 AM |
I've never seen him on video or social media. Does he have any charms?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 18, 2021 12:59 AM |
Brooklyn's photography career is OUT.
Brooklyn's budding cooking career in now IN.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 18, 2021 1:02 AM |
Cooklyn.org
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 18, 2021 1:03 AM |
I thought he wanted to be a model or did give up on that too?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 18, 2021 1:12 AM |
So that's his fiancee's favorite finger?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 18, 2021 1:30 AM |
How many times must we the public watch this nepotistic failure fail?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 18, 2021 1:37 AM |
I can't decide who's the most MEH of these three: Brooklyn, Rocco or Rafferty?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 18, 2021 1:44 AM |
Brooklyn Beckham's future wife is worth a fortune as are his own parents. He can tune in, turn on, drop out and tattoo himself into oblivion. It doesn't matter. Life has sprinkled golden fairy dust on him. But really, the tattoos are absolutely hideous on him and his father.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 18, 2021 3:17 AM |
I don’t understand the purpose of the big cheese wheel other than for novelty. Does all that cheese that doesn’t go into the pasta just get wasted?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 18, 2021 6:50 AM |
Brooklyn has been getting called out for wearing a pair of sneakers that say vegan on the soles while he cooks with meat on his cooking show.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 18, 2022 2:12 AM |
Like individually I understand all these words, but when strung together like this they are meaningless.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 18, 2022 2:17 AM |
Weird. Does anyone else think that Brooklyn looks much more like football's bad boy, Joey Barton, than he does David?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 18, 2022 2:35 AM |
He is a loser and a complete moron. As is his better looking but equally dim brother Romeo.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 18, 2022 2:49 AM |
r9 That's a tough one.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 18, 2022 6:50 AM |
@r9, Scrunched up face, beady eyes, bad tats...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 18, 2022 7:38 AM |
^ I swear, he told me he was 18
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 18, 2022 7:55 AM |
His parents had his dick mutilated so he might as well mutilate the rest of himself. He's such a freak.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 18, 2022 8:01 AM |