The Munn/Mulaney spawn was born before Thanksgiving.

Seth Meyers is still covering for Mulaney, I think he is in love with him.

Seth Myers is a scumbag

I knew this whore had her baby and was keeping quiet.

How many pounds was the turkey?

[quote] He was still with his wife when he knocked Munn up.

Well, duh. Anyone who believes otherwise is really naive. He's probably cheated before, but getting another woman pregnant is too much. That's why his wife dumped him. Now that he knocked Olivia up, he has to play happy family man.

I've been with a few Mulaney types and when they cut you off they are cold as ice. Munn has a short shelf life with him, they probably already are done.

In between Alec Baldwin's unfortunate accident and Mr Bigs me tooing I completely forgot about these 2.

He does seem like a self-centered dick who pretends to never have known you after it's over. He also seems like the "break up by text" type. A narcissist and weak personality. His ex is well rid of him.

No way he likes girls.

Was she in rehab, too? Maybe that’s where they first met.

His divorce isn't final yet, I hope his wife bleeds him dry.

I feel sorry for that kid and for Olivia Munn.

He is not a stable person.

You mean that BOTH Seth and John were hiding the births of their latest children? Seth's daughter in September and Mulaney's kid in November?

I don't feel sorry for her. She's awful, too.

That would mean Munn got pregnant in March, but that can't be right, that would mean they lied and they wouldn't do that.

His ex wife can look really pretty or really ugly depending on how she's styled. Mulaney is just goofy looking all the time. Curious to see if they new baby takes after him.

I’m just shocked that he fucked a woman that recently.

So if the baby was born on Nov 24, that means the baby was conceived at the end of Feb, beginning of March...does that fit the timeline he put out there? I can't remember

She let him raw dog her. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Bwahahahahaha.

May the child be exquisitely beautiful to overcompensate for its scandalous, bastard birth. And thank Christ it's a boy. Redeems it on both sides of the train tracks.

He starts touring again in February.

[quote]Mulaney is scheduled to go on tour in February 2022, so he’s got time to write some baby material.

BUMP

She must be dying to show the world her baby

Weird that she never got pregnant all that time she was with Aaron Rodgers

Her face in r20 looks ugly, she must have had cheek implants because her face used to be flat.

r22 she probably was hoping for a People cover

Does he have a big cock?

That’s one for the scholars R23.

Getting knocked up by a married man fresh out of rehab who was still living in a halfway house is so embarrassing. Olivia must have some serious self esteem issues.

Pick Me Olivia was too delusionally focused on the jealousy she thought she'd inspire for being impregnated by the cool guy who loved his wife and didn't want kids. She thought everyone would be talking about what a perfect couple they are, how of course he couldn't resist because she's so much hotter than his wife, and how cute their baby would be. Instead he got slagged, she got written off as pathetic, and no one cares about their baby except to feel sorry for it. No celebrities are congratulating them, and every bit of press about them with a comment section is filled with mockery. She's not embarrassed, she's pissed.

They deserve each other. I wonder if she got pregnant accidentally on purpose.

100%, R30. A 40 year old woman knows how not to get pregnant. She managed it up to now.

I'd do him, straight out of rehab and living in a hallway house. The fact that he's straight identified makes it hawter, R28.

I won't ask what that says about me.

Having kids seems to ruin a lot of modern comedians completely. Because that becomes ALL they want to talk about. " My toddler is the biggest asshole, you know what he did the other day? He vomited on me on purpose". Blah blah blah.

I wonder how much of this factored into Seth keeping his daughter's birth a secret.

I mean, why would two friends about to have babies at the same time not discuss that on a talk show?

[quote]Was she in rehab, too?

Oh, wow, I hadn't even thought of that, I'm an idiot. I had assumed he sneaked out (or she sneaked in) or maybe he even lied about ever going to rehab, but you're right, they could have been at rehab together. This is such trashy gossip goodness.

Actually, r14, it would mean February. Gestation is 280 days and 280 days before November 24th is February 17th.

You're right though that they absolutely lied about this whole thing.

[quote]she must have had cheek implants

As they gave her the episiotomy, they sliced open her pan face, equally divided the quarter-Vietnamese gayby’s placenta and inserted it into her cheek flaps.

Conceiving in rehab together is fantastically trashy, just the worst origin story for the bastard of a sad sack c-list fallen altar boy comedian and a never was happa slutty showgirl.

Has he asked for a DNA test yet?

I would have a hard time believing he didn't demand a paternity test as soon as it was possible--I think he's way more ruthless in his private life than he lets on. I also think the rushed May reveal was because the test results came in and equally ruthless Olivia said she was going public whether he liked it or not, his public embarrassment and sobriety be damned. So his ruthless ass said fuck the wife, let's play happy new cutesy couple.

Was Mulaney on The Tonight Show recently? There was a clip of him on Facebook today with Fallon.

Her body and looks made her entire career. She’s done for after this. This was dumb of her.

Her days of being the hot cool girl are over (I never thought she was hot but she appealed to a lot of the gamers/geek crowd)

R39, there was gossip that he didn't believe it was his kid until a paternity test. I think it was in that really long Page Six article that had a source that was apparently a friend of Annamarie's.

That makes sense to me. As does Munn requiring that if she concedes to a paternity test and it’s positive, Mulaney has to marry her.

I totally think that's how it went down R40. Once it was confirmed he also wanted to get out of there because he didn't want to face his wife after she found out.

WTF is that middle name? Malcolm Hiệp Mulaney

"Very in love" with the baby, not with each other.

John's Instagram post

Olivia's Instagram

I don't follow either of them, but it looks like you can't comment on their posts?

Good thing the sprog doesn't have downs. Munn isn't too fond of the " retards".

Baby has Mom’s old face

She put him in a dumpling steamer? What next, a non la hat?

John put him in there. He strikes me as the type to get bored quickly with daddy duty.

[quote]John put him in there.

Ah, jeez, of course he did.

The baby has a chance of being attractive. Let's see how their genes mix.

Very thin eyes

Thanks to Datalounge's obsession with this woman, I got a Jeopardy question about her correct recently.

The baby looks worried drunkie daddy might accidentally cook him.

I liked her better when she was on G4 promoting video games and technology (yes I was a nerd back in the day). I sensed she was never a true gamer though and wasn't shocked she dumped that subculture to become a star-fucker desperate for Hollywood fame. Chasing after every famous white dick imaginable. She claims to be a feminist yet acts in ways that symbolizes internalized misogyny and self-hate. Go figure.

How do you mean cheat on his wife with Munn?

But DL told me he was gay and she was his beard. What's next, Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt aren't gay?

I have no idea who she is. And the Sonic Youth t-shirt he's wearing in one of the photos just screams "trying too hard to be cool".

He doesn't know a single Sonic Youth song.

The baby is very cute. And actually looks one month old. I’m a bit surprised— I figured the baby was born earlier than they claimed.

Then again, I guess the photos could have been taken a while ago? Who knows.

Oh she’s going hard with the ethnic heritage thing, huh?

Fathering a mixed race baby? Why didn't I think of that?

Keanu would be a kinder father.

Nice!

Yashar Ali posted on Munn’s latest Instagram post, this is too much

Stand-up comics are notoriously assholes.

But are they known for being liars?

Don’t they lose their edge if the audience (and other comics) know they’re liars?

The latest baby pic has a Christmas tree in the background which she claims they still have up. I wouldn’t doubt it’s actually a picture taken a few weeks ago and she is trying to hide how big he is because the baby was born earlier than they claim.

I wonder if news of the pregnancy is what sent him back into rehab Dec 2020. That would mean the baby is about 2 months older than claimed. But she looked very pregnant already in the June “candid” shots.

The timing of that second rehab stint is just weird.

I was nosy and read some of the comments on Instagram and she has to be loving it getting attention from the other celebs since she has been D List.

R71 I think John has lost a lot of credibility in the New York/Hollywood world. Notice there have been very few individuals congratulating him and Olivia. He is a shot mess and a proven liar many times over. In fact, I bet he is still using. Drug addicts are known to be shady and very untrustworthy.

I don’t see how he can NOT be using. The baby scandal has to be the most stressful time of his life. It would be very difficult for him to get through it without using.

R75 hot mess, not shot mess. Actually he probably is using a shot glass to drink away his many deep rooted secrets. hahaha

The ex just all but confirmed that he was the one who didn't want kids. But yeah, I'm sure he's thrilled to be coparenting with a vicious thirsty creature like Munn now.

[quote]One of the most liberating aspects of her divorce has been that Tendler has been able to revisit some of the big life questions that had previously felt settled. When I ask her, point-blank, about the no-kids thing, she says that she “always held partnership above having kids.” But also, she says, she is certainly going to freeze her eggs. “There were things I never even thought about before because that was just a closed door. So now that it feels like not as much of a closed door, it’s something that I ruminate on a lot,” she explains.

His ex wife has such exquisite style. What a downgrade to a typical Hollywood bimbo.

I read she gave birth mid October and had already given birth when she was being interviewed about being pregnant.

I remember her from g4 too lmao 'attack of the show' with the cute blonde. Classic channel, it had a good life

Dan Levy has a child? What?!

Weird, it's another Dan Levy who is married to an actress

They made a big effort in June 2021 to “introduce” them as a couple. (The burger shots.)

That tells me she was already pretty far along in her pregnancy and it was apparent she wasn’t going to terminate. Probably also had been a paternity test by then.

If she was just a fling OR there was a chance she’d abort OR there was a chance John wasn’t the baby daddy, they wouldn’t have gone so public in June.

Of course the article makes no mention that Levy officiated Mulaney's wedding to Tendler. And of course they are using cute baby pics as their PR shield. I guess we shouldn't expect that 2 people stupid enough to have a baby in these circumstances would have the sense to keep that baby out of the press.

Ha, nice timing with the March for Life there, Johnny Boy. Trying to get the little bastard baptized somewhere fancy?

Baby or no, he still pings like hell.

Is that baby wearing Suri’s old baby wig?

Those babies don't look like babies. I know they're real babies because there's a video of them and so yes, they are real human child babies, but they must have used some crazy filter on those poor kids.

Malcolm has Damien eyes. I'm just sayin'.

r88 OMG I thought the same thing. That's why I love this place because nobody in my real life would even understand that comment.

Baby Malcolm meets "Uncle Pete" Davidson

I don’t care what these people do we all know they’re trash

Who’s bringing a newborn anywhere near Pete Davidson on purpose?

r93 that baby is being raised by some fucked up people.

Stop trying to make your bastard happen.

SNL looks out for their own, Mulaney is hosting SNL when they come back after the Olympics.

She now is trying to appeal to the Mommy crowd. Zzzzz... I preferred her as the slutty type.

"The baby wouldn't nurse. So then I drank a belt of scotch, and for some reason, he latched right on."

The baby is cute.

Munn probably isn’t eating enough and it’s affecting her supply.

Their publicist must have a deal with Yahoo, it’s like how Rebel Wilson is always in the Daily Mail. I do see Munn is getting baby compliments on Instagram but not from the A List, it’s D Listers like Roseanna Arquette and Alyssa Milano.

Why do people care about this guy? Couldn’t tell one thing he’s been in

Does the baby get his Asian looks from John or Olivia?

R102 - Munn's mother is of Chinese-Vietnamese descent.

R102 - Munn's mother is pf Chinese-Vietnamese descent.

R102 was an allusion to John’s comedy routine (in which he claims he looked Chinese when he was a kid)

R101, check out John Mulaney's comedy routines on Netflix: New in Town, Kid Gorgeous, and The Comeback Kid. Then you'll either get him or you won't.

Cheaters!

That baby is huge, no way is that baby only 3 months old.

he has FAS face

[quote]Who’s bringing a newborn anywhere near Pete Davidson on purpose?

John has more problems than Pete.

John's a loser who had an affair with his stalker and then had a baby with her.

olivia munn is a piece of shit and like a true dog, she shows off that baby like a dog marking their territory with piss.

This useless, cunt will drive him to suicide.

John’s kind of a useless cunt.

Well, the song and dance number cracked me up. I love when he’s hosting and does those.

He does seem to have lost his edge.

Mulaney looks like a greaseball, fatherhood is doing him no favors in the looks department