Roommate walked in on me rimming my boyfriend this morning and I don’t know what to say
I was surprised to see this is about a straight couple:
[quote]My roommate and I have been living together for about 6 months now she’s one of my really good friends. We both have boyfriends and have always kept sex and stuff to our rooms and keep to ourselves. I recently started eating my boyfriends ass after he apparently read a post on Reddit about girls doing it so he asked. It was never ever something I would ever even consider doing or would ever want anyone to know I’ve done it. Seeing how much he has enjoyed I have actually found I enjoy doing it it’s not so bad as long as he cleans up first. Last night we were watching a movie on the couch my boyfriend and I it was late my roommate had to have been sleeping i didn’t see her for a couple of hours. After the movie my bf started to rub me one thing led to another I got off and was done so he asked if I felt like rimming him I said sure after a little bit I needed a better angle so I got on the floor and he bent over on the couch both completely naked no blanket were into it when I hear a whisper “omg on our couch” and my roommates door slammed. There was no hiding it it was clear as day what I was doing my bf was jacking himself off and I had both my hands on his ass spreading it all up in there. I’m embarrassed I was even caught doing such a thing and feel even worse we w ere doing it on the couch. My roommate slept out tonight and I haven’t talked to her since any thoughts on going about this ? Thanks
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 18, 2021 3:49 AM
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People love to make up stories for clicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 17, 2021 1:17 PM
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Why we do care about straight couples here? Why are gays so obsessed with them?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 17, 2021 1:21 PM
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I know R1. Of course it was a “straight couple”. Can you imagine the hysteria on that sub if it was a gay couple? The poster would be banned.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 17, 2021 1:22 PM
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I never do anything freaky unless it's just me and the other person and we Have to be behind a locked door. I'm going to be a first lady one day, and I don't want anyone having stories like that about me from my earlier life.
Keep everything behind a locked door.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 17, 2021 1:26 PM
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And just like that, our friendship came to an abrupt end.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 17, 2021 1:31 PM
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Reddit is the new "Dear Penthouse Forum ..."
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 17, 2021 1:33 PM
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We’re they watching “White Lotus”?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 17, 2021 1:34 PM
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Well, it's the holiday, so
click
click
click
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 17, 2021 1:35 PM
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-99/10
The EST troll isn't a woman to begin with.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 17, 2021 1:35 PM
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On a shared living room couch! The roommate needs to replace it.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 17, 2021 1:36 PM
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Too many trips to the salad bar…
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 17, 2021 1:40 PM
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I hear ladies love the shower wand too. Where's the story about her roommate catching her using that for naughty purposes?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 17, 2021 1:41 PM
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^As long as you're not seen and you clean up, it's ok.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 17, 2021 1:42 PM
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Without extensive pix of your boyfriend's ass,
I can't possibly advise you.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 17, 2021 1:46 PM
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And this is interesting because?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 17, 2021 1:50 PM
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OP why do you post some STRAIGHT FRAU's bullshit?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 17, 2021 1:53 PM
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[quote]Roommate walked in on me rimming my boyfriend this morning and I don’t know what to say
Would you like some?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 17, 2021 1:55 PM
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This is the real reason Samantha and Carrie stopped talking. Plot twist: This time Sam walked in on Carrie and Big.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 17, 2021 1:57 PM
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R19 that the bf is into getting rimmed is of some interest. OP may not have posted this, I'm thinking, if the roomie had walked in on the bf eating his girlfriends pussy or ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 17, 2021 2:01 PM
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Whatever you say to the roommate, brush your teeth first.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 17, 2021 2:14 PM
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[quote]Can you imagine the hysteria on that sub if it was a gay couple? The poster would be banned.
And rightfully so!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 17, 2021 2:30 PM
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Civilized people don't do their fucking in places where other people can just walk in on them. Apologize and promise that from now on you'll have sex in your room with the door closed.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 17, 2021 2:37 PM
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I can only ASSUME you use plastic slipcovers.
Otherwise, I can only assume your roommate isn't mad at you, she's mad at the shitstains.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 17, 2021 2:41 PM
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"From my boyfriend's shitter to my roommate's shitlist in two seconds."
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 17, 2021 2:43 PM
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Wasn’t this an episode of Friends?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 17, 2021 2:49 PM
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This actually happened to me once, only I was ‘the boyfriend.’
Only I wasn’t really a boyfriend, we had only met at a party a few hours earlier.
And it wasn’t on the couch, it was on the carpet in front of the couch.
And the female roommate didn’t say anything but, *gasp* I’m so sorry!” before shutting her bedroom door.
We paused and grimaced.
Then chuckled.
Then continued until completion.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 17, 2021 2:56 PM
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Paging Horrified Team Mom. Horrified Team Mom to the courtesy phone please.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 17, 2021 2:59 PM
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The true crime is the lack of punctuation!
MARY!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 17, 2021 3:01 PM
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[quote]Awkward next morning, but then we all went to breakfast and laughed about it.
But I'll bet there was no "can I have a bite?" moment.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 17, 2021 3:20 PM
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From your mouth to "this will end in tears".
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 17, 2021 3:22 PM
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[quote]Reddit is the new "Dear Penthouse Forum ..."
This might be real, I just looked at the OP's post history:
[quote]I love you guys videos! I’m curious do you make him do a full wash down before? I started getting into rimming my boyfriend and he’ll ask for it the second he gets home from work lol i typically like him to shower first
[quote]My boyfriend and I were comfortable farting around eachother really early on in the relationship I found it better that way it started when I farted by mistake during missionary and he came right after. He said wow he wasn’t expecting that but it felt really good on his balls I guess lmao. From there if I was bent over and he’d be eating my ass I’d tell him if I had to fart it got to the point he wouldn’t move and would just keep eating it. That turned both of us on (as long as I didn’t eat any junk food that day lol) I would tell him when I had to fart pull my pants down and bend over and let him put his face in there which would then lead to sex. Try it it’s fun
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 17, 2021 10:13 PM
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I think the appropriate response is:
"Oh hi!"
"The couch is Scotchguarded."
"If you'll give me a couple of minutes to get him off, you're welcome to watch this movie with us."
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 17, 2021 10:16 PM
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R37 that makes me think it's fake even more. No way is some broad farting in a guys mouth, unless she's nasty as hell. Reddit is full of millennial males, half being shut ins that don't talk to women.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 17, 2021 10:20 PM
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Need a balls description for more clarification. Low hangers? High end tight? or a single? (One undescended.)
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 18, 2021 3:49 AM
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